Luyện nghe bài hát English is Cuh-ray-zee

English is the most widely spoken in the history of the planet.
One out of every seven human beings can or read it.
Half the world's books, 3/4 of the mail are in English.
It has the largest vocabulary, perhaps two words,
And a noble of literature. But face it:
is cuh-ray-zee!

Just a few examples: no egg in eggplant, no pine or apple in pineapple.
Quicksand works slowly; boxing are square.
A writer writes, but do fingers
Hammers don't ham, grocers don't groce. don't haberdash.
is cuh-ray-zee!

If the plural of tooth is teeth, shouldn't the plural of booth be
It's one goose, two geese. Why not one moose, two
If one index, two indices; why not one Kleenex, two Kleenices?
is cuh-ray-zee!

You can comb through the annals of history, but not one annal.
You can amends, but not just one amend.
If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one, is it an odd or an
If the teacher taught, why isn't it true that a praught?
If you wrote a letter, did you bote your tongue?
And if a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a eat?
is cuh-ray-zee!

Why is it that night falls but never breaks and day but never falls?
In what other language do people drive on the parkway and park on the
Ship by truck but send cargo by ship? Recite at a play but play at a
Have noses run and feet that smell?
is cuh-ray-zee!

How can a chance and a fat chance be the same
When a wise man and a wise guy are different?
To overlook something and to oversee something are different,
But quite a lot and a few are the same.
How can the weather be hot as hell one day and as hell the next?
is cuh-ray-zee!

You have to marvel at the of a language in which your house can burn down
While it is burning up. You fill out a form by it in.
In which your alarm clock goes off by on.
If pro is the opposite of con, what is the of progress?

Well, English was invented by people, not
And the creativity of the human race.
So that's why when the stars are out, visible,
But when the are out, they're invisible.
When I wind up my watch I start it, but I wind up this rap,
I end it. is cuh-ray-zee!