Luyện nghe bài hát English is Cuh-ray-zee

English is the most spoken language in the history of the planet.
One out of every seven human beings can or read it.
Half the books, 3/4 of the international mail are in English.
It has the largest vocabulary, perhaps two words,
And a noble of literature. But face it:
is cuh-ray-zee!

Just a few examples: There's no egg in eggplant, no or apple in pineapple.
works slowly; boxing rings are square.
A writer writes, but do fing?
Hammers don't ham, don't groce. Haberdashers don't haberdash.
is cuh-ray-zee!

If the plural of tooth is teeth, shouldn't the of booth be beeth?
one goose, two geese. Why not one moose, two meese?
If one index, two indices; why not one Kleenex, two Kleenices?
is cuh-ray-zee!

You can comb through the annals of history, but not one annal.
You can amends, but not just one amend.
If you a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one, is it an odd or an end?
If the teacher taught, why isn't it true a preacher praught?
If you a letter, did you also bote your tongue?
And if a vegetarian eats vegetables, what a humanitarian eat?
is cuh-ray-zee!

Why is it that night falls but never breaks and day breaks but never
In what other language do people drive on the parkway and on the driveway?
Ship by but send cargo by ship? Recite at a play but play at a recital?
Have that run and feet that smell?
is cuh-ray-zee!

How can a chance and a fat chance be the same
When a wise man and a guy are very different?
To overlook something and to oversee are very different,
But quite a lot and a few are the same.
How can the weather be hot as hell one day and cold as hell the
is cuh-ray-zee!

You have to marvel at the lunacy of a in which your house can burn down
While it is burning up. You fill out a form by it in.
In which your alarm clock off by going on.
If pro is the opposite of con, what is the of progress?

Well, was invented by people, not computers
And reflects the creativity of the race.
So that's why the stars are out, they're visible,
But the lights are out, they're invisible.
When I wind up my watch I it, but when I wind up this rap,
I end it. is cuh-ray-zee!