Luyện nghe bài hát Eminem-

May I your attention please?
May I have your please?
Will the real Slim Shady stand up?
I repeat, will the Slim Shady please stand up?
We're gonna a problem here

Y'all act like ya never seen a white person
Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy burst in the door
And started whooping her ass worse before
They were divorce, throwin' her over furniture (Ahh!)
the return of the..."Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,
he didn't say what I think he did, did he?"
And Dr. Dre said...
Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead, he's in my basement!(Ha-ha!)
Feminist love Eminem
Shady, I'm sick of him
Look at him, walking grabbing his you-know-what
Flipping the you-know-who, yeah, but he's so though
Yeah, I probably got a of screws up in my head loose
But no worse than what's going on in parents' bedrooms
Sometimes, I get on TV and just let loose, but can't
But it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead
My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your
And if I'm lucky, you might give it a little kiss
And the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know a woman's clitoris is
Of course they know what intercourse is
By the time they hit grade
They got the Discovery Channel they?
We ain't but mammals
Well, some of us
Who cut other people like cantaloupes
But if we can dead animals and antelopes
Then there's no reason that a man and man can't elope
But if you like I feel, I got the antidote
Women wave pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes

I'm Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim please stand up?
Please stand up, stand up
I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim are just imitating
So the real Slim Shady please stand up?
stand up, please stand up

Will Smith don't gotta in his raps to sell his records
Well I do, so him and fuck you too!
You I give a damn about a Grammy?
Half of you critics can't even stomach me let alone me
"But Slim, if you win, wouldn't it be weird?"
Why? So you guys could just lie to get me
So you can sit me here next to Britney
Shit, Christina Aguilera better me chairs
So I can sit to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
And hear them argue over who she head to first
You little bitch, put me on on MTV
"Yeah, he's cute, but I think married to Kim, hee-hee"
I should download her on MP3
And show the whole how you gave Eminem VD
I'm of you little girl and boy groups
All you do is annoy me so I have been sent here to you
And there's a million of us just me
Who like me; who just don't give a fuck like me
Who dress like me; walk, and act like me
And just be the next best thing but not quite me!

I'm like a head trip to to 'cause I'm only giving you
Things you joke about with your friends inside your room
The difference is I got the balls to say it
In front of y'all and I don't be frost or sugar coated at all
I just get on a mic and it and whether you like to admit it
I just better than 90 percent of you rappers out there
Then you wonder how can eat up these albums like valiums
It's funny 'cause at the rate I'm going I'm 30
I'll be the only person in the home flirting
Pinching asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens
And I'm but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working
And every single is a Slim Shady lurking
He could be working at Burger King spitting on your rings
Or in the parking lot, circling, I don't give a fuck!
With his windows and his system up
So, will the real Shady please up?
And put one of those fingers on hand up?
And be proud to be outta ya and outta control
And one more time, as you can, how does it go?

Guess there's a Slim in all of us
it, let's all stand up