Luyện nghe bài hát Eminem-

May I have your attention
May I your attention please?
Will the real Slim please stand up?
I repeat, the real Slim Shady please stand up?
We're gonna a problem here

Y'all act like ya seen a white person before
Jaws all on the floor like Pam, Tommy just burst in the door
And whooping her ass worse than before
They first were divorce, her over furniture (Ahh!)
It's the of the..."Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,
he just say what I think he did, did he?"
And Dr. Dre said...
you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement!(Ha-ha!)
Feminist love Eminem
Slim Shady, I'm of him
Look at him, walking grabbing his you-know-what
Flipping the you-know-who, yeah, but he's so cute
Yeah, I probably got a couple of up in my head loose
But no than what's going on in your parents' bedrooms
Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and let loose, but can't
But it's for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your
And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little
And that's the message we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know a woman's clitoris is
Of course gonna know what intercourse is
By the they hit fourth grade
They got the Discovery don't they?
We ain't but mammals
Well, of us cannibals
Who cut other people open cantaloupes
But if we can hump dead animals and
Then there's no reason that a man and another man elope
But if you feel I feel, I got the antidote
Women wave pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes

I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just
So the real Slim Shady please stand up?
stand up, please stand up
'cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real
All you other Slim Shadys are imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady stand up?
stand up, please stand up

Will Smith don't cuss in his raps to sell his records
Well I do, so him and fuck you too!
You think I a damn about a Grammy?
Half of you can't even stomach me let alone stand me
"But Slim, what if you win, it be weird?"
Why? So you guys could lie to get me here
So you can sit me here to Britney Spears
Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me
So I can sit next to Daly and Fred Durst
And hear them argue who she gave head to first
You bitch, put me on Blast on MTV
"Yeah, he's cute, but I he's married to Kim, hee-hee"
I should her audio on MP3
And show the world how you gave Eminem VD
I'm sick of you girl and boy groups
All you do is me so I have been sent here to destroy you
And there's a million of us just me
Who cuss like me; who just give a fuck like me
Who dress like me; walk, talk and act me
And just be the next best thing but not quite me!

I'm a head trip to listen to 'cause I'm only giving you
Things you joke about with your friends inside living room
The only difference is I got the to say it
In front of y'all and I don't gotta be or sugar coated at all
I just get on a mic and spit it and whether you like to it
I just shitted than 90 percent of you rappers out there
Then you wonder how can kids eat up albums like valiums
It's funny 'cause at the rate I'm going I'm 30
I'll be the only person in the home flirting
nurses asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens
And I'm jerkin' but this whole bag of Viagra working
And every single person is a Slim lurking
He could be working at Burger King on your onion rings
Or in the parking lot, circling, screaming I don't a fuck!
With his down and his system up
So, will the real Shady stand up?
And put one of those fingers on hand up?
And be to be outta ya mind and outta control
And one time, loud as you can, how does it go?

Guess a Slim Shady in all of us
Fuck it, all stand up