Luyện nghe bài hát Eminem-

May I have attention please?
May I have your attention
Will the real Slim Shady please up?
I repeat, will the real Shady please stand up?
We're have a problem here

Y'all act like ya seen a white person before
Jaws all on the floor like Pam, Tommy just burst in the door
And whooping her ass worse than before
They first were divorce, her over furniture (Ahh!)
It's the return of the..."Ah, wait, no way, kidding,
he just didn't say I think he did, did he?"
And Dr. Dre said...
you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement!(Ha-ha!)
Feminist women love
Shady, I'm sick of him
Look at him, walking grabbing his you-know-what
Flipping the you-know-who, yeah, but he's so though
Yeah, I got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse than what's going on in your bedrooms
Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but
But cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
My bum is on lips, my bum is on your lips
And if I'm lucky, you might give it a little kiss
And that's the message that we to little kids
And expect not to know what a woman's clitoris is
Of course they gonna what intercourse is
By the time they hit fourth
They got the Discovery Channel they?
We ain't but mammals
Well, of us cannibals
Who cut other people like cantaloupes
But if we can hump dead animals and
Then no reason that a man and another man can't elope
But if you like I feel, I got the antidote
Women wave pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes

I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the Shady
All you Slim Shadys are just imitating
So the real Slim Shady please stand up?
stand up, please stand up
'cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just
So won't the real Shady please stand up?
stand up, please stand up

Will Smith don't gotta in his raps to sell his records
Well I do, so fuck him and you too!
You think I give a damn a Grammy?
Half of you critics can't even stomach me let alone me
"But Slim, if you win, wouldn't it be weird?"
So you guys could just lie to get me here
So you can sit me here next to Britney
Shit, Christina Aguilera better me chairs
So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Durst
And hear them argue over who she gave head to
You bitch, put me on Blast on MTV
"Yeah, cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee"
I should download her on MP3
And the whole world how you gave Eminem VD
I'm sick of you girl and boy groups
All you do is me so I have been sent here to destroy you
And there's a million of us like me
Who cuss like me; who just don't a fuck like me
Who like me; walk, talk and act like me
And just might be the next thing but not quite me!

I'm like a head trip to to 'cause I'm only giving you
Things you joke with your friends inside your living room
The only difference is I got the to say it
In front of y'all and I don't be frost or sugar coated at all
I just get on a mic and spit it and whether you like to it
I just better than 90 percent of you rappers out there
Then you wonder how can eat up these albums like valiums
It's funny at the rate I'm going when I'm 30
I'll be the only person in the home flirting
Pinching nurses asses when I'm jacking off Jergens
And I'm jerkin' but this bag of Viagra isn't working
And every person is a Slim Shady lurking
He be working at Burger King spitting on your onion rings
Or in the parking lot, circling, screaming I don't a fuck!
With his down and his system up
So, will the real Shady stand up?
And put one of those fingers on hand up?
And be proud to be ya mind and outta control
And one more time, loud as you can, how it go?

Guess there's a Slim in all of us
Fuck it, let's all up