Luyện nghe bài hát Eminem-

May I have attention please?
May I have your attention
Will the real Slim please stand up?
I repeat, will the Slim Shady please stand up?
gonna have a problem here

Y'all act like ya never seen a white person
Jaws all on the floor like Pam, Tommy just burst in the door
And started whooping her ass worse than
They first were divorce, throwin' her furniture (Ahh!)
the return of the..."Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,
he just say what I think he did, did he?"
And Dr. Dre said...
Nothing you idiots! Dr. dead, he's locked in my basement!(Ha-ha!)
Feminist love Eminem
Shady, I'm sick of him
Look at him, walking grabbing his you-know-what
Flipping the you-know-who, yeah, but he's so though
Yeah, I probably got a couple of up in my head loose
But no worse than what's going on in your parents'
Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and let loose, but can't
But cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your
And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a kiss
And the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to what a woman's clitoris is
Of course they gonna what intercourse is
By the time hit fourth grade
They got the Discovery Channel don't
We nothing but mammals
Well, of us cannibals
Who cut other people open cantaloupes
But if we can hump dead animals and
Then there's no reason that a man and another man elope
But if you like I feel, I got the antidote
Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it

I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the Shady
All you other Slim are just imitating
So won't the real Shady please stand up?
Please up, please stand up
I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just
So the real Slim Shady please stand up?
stand up, please stand up

Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his to sell his records
I do, so fuck him and fuck you too!
You think I give a damn a Grammy?
of you critics can't even stomach me let alone stand me
"But Slim, if you win, wouldn't it be weird?"
So you guys could just lie to get me here
So you can sit me here next to Spears
Shit, Christina Aguilera better me chairs
So I can sit next to Daly and Fred Durst
And hear argue over who she gave head to first
You bitch, put me on Blast on MTV
"Yeah, he's cute, but I he's married to Kim, hee-hee"
I should her audio on MP3
And show the whole world how you gave VD
I'm sick of you girl and boy groups
All you do is annoy me so I have been sent to destroy you
And there's a million of us like me
Who cuss me; who just don't give a fuck like me
Who dress like me; walk, and act like me
And just might be the next best thing but not me!

I'm like a trip to listen to 'cause I'm only giving you
Things you joke about with friends inside your living room
The only is I got the balls to say it
In front of and I don't gotta be frost or sugar coated at all
I just get on a mic and spit it and you like to admit it
I just shitted better than 90 percent of you out there
Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like
It's funny 'cause at the rate I'm going I'm 30
be the only person in the nursing home flirting
Pinching nurses when I'm jacking off with Jergens
And I'm but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working
And every single person is a Shady lurking
He could be working at Burger spitting on your onion rings
Or in the lot, circling, screaming I don't give a fuck!
With his down and his system up
So, will the real Shady please up?
And put one of fingers on each hand up?
And be proud to be outta ya mind and outta
And one more time, loud as you can, how it go?

Guess there's a Slim in all of us
Fuck it, let's all up