Luyện nghe bài hát Eminem-

May I have attention please?
May I have your please?
Will the real Slim Shady stand up?
I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please up?
gonna have a problem here

Y'all act ya never seen a white person before
Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just in the door
And whooping her ass worse than before
They were divorce, throwin' her over furniture (Ahh!)
It's the of the..."Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,
he didn't say what I think he did, did he?"
And Dr. Dre said...
Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead, he's in my basement!(Ha-ha!)
Feminist love Eminem
Shady, I'm sick of him
Look at him, walking around grabbing his
Flipping the you-know-who, yeah, but so cute though
Yeah, I probably got a couple of up in my head loose
But no worse than going on in your parents' bedrooms
Sometimes, I get on TV and just let loose, but can't
But cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your
And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a kiss
And that's the message that we deliver to little
And them not to know what a woman's clitoris is
Of course gonna know what intercourse is
By the time they hit grade
They got the Discovery Channel they?
We ain't but mammals
Well, some of us
Who cut other open like cantaloupes
But if we can hump dead animals and
Then there's no reason that a man and another man elope
But if you feel like I feel, I got the
Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it

I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the Shady
All you Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Shady please stand up?
Please up, please stand up
'cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are imitating
So the real Slim Shady please stand up?
Please stand up, stand up

Will Smith gotta cuss in his raps to sell his records
Well I do, so him and fuck you too!
You think I a damn about a Grammy?
of you critics can't even stomach me let alone stand me
"But Slim, what if you win, it be weird?"
Why? So you could just lie to get me here
So you can sit me here to Britney Spears
Shit, Aguilera better switch me chairs
So I can sit next to Carson and Fred Durst
And hear them argue over who she gave head to
You little bitch, put me on on MTV
"Yeah, he's cute, but I think married to Kim, hee-hee"
I should her audio on MP3
And show the world how you gave Eminem VD
I'm sick of you little and boy groups
All you do is annoy me so I have sent here to destroy you
And there's a of us just like me
Who cuss like me; who just don't a fuck like me
Who dress like me; walk, talk and act me
And just might be the next best thing but not me!

I'm like a trip to listen to 'cause I'm only giving you
Things you about with your friends inside your living room
The only difference is I got the to say it
In of y'all and I don't gotta be frost or sugar coated at all
I get on a mic and spit it and whether you like to admit it
I just better than 90 percent of you rappers out there
Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like
It's funny at the rate I'm going when I'm 30
I'll be the only person in the nursing home
Pinching nurses when I'm jacking off with Jergens
And I'm jerkin' but whole bag of Viagra isn't working
And single person is a Slim Shady lurking
He could be working at Burger King on your onion rings
Or in the parking lot, circling, screaming I don't a fuck!
With his windows and his system up
So, will the real Shady please up?
And put one of those fingers on hand up?
And be proud to be outta ya mind and outta
And one more time, loud as you can, how it go?

Guess there's a Shady in all of us
it, let's all stand up