Luyện nghe bài hát Eminem-

May I have your attention
May I have attention please?
Will the real Slim Shady please up?
I repeat, will the real Shady please stand up?
gonna have a problem here

Y'all act like ya never seen a white person
Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy burst in the door
And started her ass worse than before
They first were divorce, throwin' her furniture (Ahh!)
the return of the..."Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,
he just didn't say what I he did, did he?"
And Dr. Dre said...
Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead, he's in my basement!(Ha-ha!)
women love Eminem
Slim Shady, I'm of him
Look at him, walking grabbing his you-know-what
Flipping the you-know-who, yeah, but he's so though
Yeah, I probably got a of screws up in my head loose
But no worse than what's going on in your bedrooms
Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and let loose, but can't
But it's for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
My bum is on lips, my bum is on your lips
And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a kiss
And that's the that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know a woman's clitoris is
Of course they gonna know what is
By the they hit fourth grade
They got the Discovery Channel don't
We nothing but mammals
Well, some of us
Who cut other people like cantaloupes
But if we can hump dead animals and
Then there's no that a man and another man can't elope
But if you feel I feel, I got the antidote
Women wave your pantyhose, sing the and it goes

I'm Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are imitating
So the real Slim Shady please stand up?
Please up, please stand up
I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Shady please stand up?
Please up, please stand up

Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his to sell his records
Well I do, so him and fuck you too!
You think I give a damn about a
Half of you critics can't stomach me let alone stand me
"But Slim, what if you win, it be weird?"
So you guys could just lie to get me here
So you can sit me here next to Britney
Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me
So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred
And them argue over who she gave head to first
You bitch, put me on Blast on MTV
"Yeah, he's cute, but I he's married to Kim, hee-hee"
I should her audio on MP3
And the whole world how you gave Eminem VD
I'm sick of you little and boy groups
All you do is me so I have been sent here to destroy you
And there's a million of us like me
Who cuss like me; who just don't give a fuck me
Who like me; walk, talk and act like me
And just might be the next thing but not quite me!

I'm like a head to listen to 'cause I'm only giving you
Things you joke about with your friends inside living room
The only is I got the balls to say it
In front of y'all and I don't gotta be or sugar coated at all
I get on a mic and spit it and whether you like to admit it
I just shitted better than 90 percent of you out there
Then you wonder how can kids eat up albums like valiums
It's funny 'cause at the I'm going when I'm 30
I'll be the person in the nursing home flirting
Pinching nurses asses when I'm off with Jergens
And I'm jerkin' but this bag of Viagra isn't working
And every person is a Slim Shady lurking
He could be working at Burger King spitting on onion rings
Or in the parking lot, circling, I don't give a fuck!
With his down and his system up
So, will the Shady please stand up?
And put one of those on each hand up?
And be proud to be outta ya and outta control
And one more time, loud as you can, how it go?

Guess a Slim Shady in all of us
Fuck it, let's all up