Luyện nghe bài hát Eminem-

May I have your please?
May I have your please?
Will the real Slim please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Slim please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem

Y'all act ya never seen a white person before
Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like just burst in the door
And started whooping her ass than before
first were divorce, throwin' her over furniture (Ahh!)
It's the of the..."Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,
he didn't say what I think he did, did he?"
And Dr. Dre said...
Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead, he's in my basement!(Ha-ha!)
Feminist women Eminem
Shady, I'm sick of him
Look at him, walking around his you-know-what
Flipping the you-know-who, yeah, but he's so cute
Yeah, I probably got a couple of up in my head loose
But no worse than what's going on in parents' bedrooms
Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but
But it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead
My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your
And if I'm lucky, you might give it a little kiss
And that's the that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to what a woman's clitoris is
Of course they gonna what intercourse is
By the time they hit grade
They got the Discovery don't they?
We ain't but mammals
Well, of us cannibals
Who cut other people like cantaloupes
But if we can hump dead and antelopes
Then there's no reason that a man and man can't elope
But if you like I feel, I got the antidote
wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes

I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real
All you other Slim Shadys are imitating
So won't the real Slim please stand up?
stand up, please stand up
'cause I'm Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the Slim Shady please stand up?
Please up, please stand up

Will Smith gotta cuss in his raps to sell his records
Well I do, so fuck him and you too!
You think I give a damn about a
Half of you critics even stomach me let alone stand me
"But Slim, if you win, wouldn't it be weird?"
So you guys could just lie to get me here
So you can sit me here next to Spears
Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me
So I can sit next to Daly and Fred Durst
And hear them over who she gave head to first
You bitch, put me on Blast on MTV
"Yeah, he's cute, but I he's married to Kim, hee-hee"
I should download her on MP3
And show the world how you gave Eminem VD
I'm sick of you little girl and boy
All you do is me so I have been sent here to destroy you
And there's a of us just like me
Who cuss me; who just don't give a fuck like me
Who dress like me; walk, talk and act me
And just might be the best thing but not quite me!

I'm like a head to listen to 'cause I'm only giving you
Things you joke about with your friends inside living room
The only is I got the balls to say it
In front of y'all and I don't gotta be frost or sugar at all
I get on a mic and spit it and whether you like to admit it
I just shitted better than 90 of you rappers out there
Then you wonder how can kids eat up these like valiums
It's funny at the rate I'm going when I'm 30
I'll be the person in the nursing home flirting
Pinching nurses asses when I'm jacking off Jergens
And I'm but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working
And every single is a Slim Shady lurking
He could be working at Burger King on your onion rings
Or in the lot, circling, screaming I don't give a fuck!
With his windows down and his up
So, will the real Shady please up?
And put one of those fingers on hand up?
And be proud to be outta ya mind and control
And one time, loud as you can, how does it go?

Guess there's a Shady in all of us
it, let's all stand up