Luyện nghe bài hát Eminem-

May I have your please?
May I have attention please?
Will the real Slim Shady stand up?
I repeat, will the real Slim Shady stand up?
We're gonna a problem here

act like ya never seen a white person before
Jaws all on the floor like Pam, Tommy just burst in the door
And started whooping her ass worse than
They first divorce, throwin' her over furniture (Ahh!)
It's the return of the..."Ah, wait, no way, kidding,
he just didn't say what I he did, did he?"
And Dr. Dre said...
you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement!(Ha-ha!)
Feminist love Eminem
Shady, I'm sick of him
Look at him, walking grabbing his you-know-what
Flipping the you-know-who, yeah, but he's so though
Yeah, I probably got a of screws up in my head loose
But no worse than what's going on in your bedrooms
Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but
But it's cool for Tom Green to hump a moose
My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your
And if I'm lucky, you just give it a little kiss
And that's the message we deliver to little kids
And expect not to know what a woman's clitoris is
Of course they gonna know what is
By the they hit fourth grade
They got the Channel don't they?
We nothing but mammals
Well, some of us
Who cut other people like cantaloupes
But if we can hump dead animals and
Then there's no reason that a man and another man elope
But if you feel I feel, I got the antidote
Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it

I'm Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are imitating
So the real Slim Shady please stand up?
stand up, please stand up
'cause I'm Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim please stand up?
Please stand up, please up

Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his to sell his records
I do, so fuck him and fuck you too!
You think I give a damn a Grammy?
of you critics can't even stomach me let alone stand me
"But Slim, what if you win, it be weird?"
So you guys could just lie to get me here
So you can sit me here to Britney Spears
Shit, Christina Aguilera better me chairs
So I can sit next to Carson and Fred Durst
And hear them over who she gave head to first
You little bitch, put me on on MTV
"Yeah, cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee"
I download her audio on MP3
And show the whole world how you Eminem VD
I'm sick of you little girl and boy
All you do is annoy me so I have sent here to destroy you
And there's a million of us just me
Who cuss like me; who don't give a fuck like me
Who dress like me; walk, and act like me
And might be the next best thing but not quite me!

I'm like a head to listen to 'cause I'm only giving you
Things you about with your friends inside your living room
The only difference is I got the to say it
In front of y'all and I don't gotta be or sugar coated at all
I just get on a mic and it and whether you like to admit it
I just shitted better 90 percent of you rappers out there
Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums valiums
It's funny at the rate I'm going when I'm 30
I'll be the only in the nursing home flirting
Pinching nurses asses when I'm jacking off Jergens
And I'm jerkin' but this whole bag of Viagra working
And every single person is a Slim Shady
He could be at Burger King spitting on your onion rings
Or in the parking lot, circling, I don't give a fuck!
With his windows down and his up
So, will the real please stand up?
And put one of those on each hand up?
And be proud to be ya mind and outta control
And one time, loud as you can, how does it go?

Guess a Slim Shady in all of us
Fuck it, let's all up