Luyện nghe bài hát Eminem-

May I have attention please?
May I have attention please?
Will the real Shady please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Slim Shady stand up?
gonna have a problem here

Y'all act like ya never seen a white person
Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just in the door
And whooping her ass worse than before
They were divorce, throwin' her over furniture (Ahh!)
the return of the..."Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,
he didn't say what I think he did, did he?"
And Dr. Dre said...
you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement!(Ha-ha!)
Feminist women Eminem
Slim Shady, I'm of him
Look at him, walking around his you-know-what
Flipping the you-know-who, yeah, but so cute though
Yeah, I got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse than what's on in your parents' bedrooms
Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and let loose, but can't
But it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead
My bum is on your lips, my bum is on lips
And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little
And that's the message that we deliver to little
And expect them not to what a woman's clitoris is
Of course gonna know what intercourse is
By the time hit fourth grade
They got the Channel don't they?
We ain't but mammals
Well, some of us
Who cut other people like cantaloupes
But if we can hump dead animals and
Then no reason that a man and another man can't elope
But if you feel I feel, I got the antidote
Women wave your pantyhose, sing the and it goes

I'm Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just
So won't the real Shady please stand up?
Please stand up, please up
'cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real
All you other Shadys are just imitating
So the real Slim Shady please stand up?
stand up, please stand up

Will Smith don't gotta in his raps to sell his records
Well I do, so fuck him and you too!
You think I a damn about a Grammy?
Half of you critics even stomach me let alone stand me
"But Slim, if you win, wouldn't it be weird?"
Why? So you guys just lie to get me here
So you can sit me here next to Spears
Shit, Aguilera better switch me chairs
So I can sit next to Carson and Fred Durst
And hear them argue over who she head to first
You little bitch, put me on on MTV
"Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's to Kim, hee-hee"
I should her audio on MP3
And show the whole world how you gave VD
I'm sick of you girl and boy groups
All you do is annoy me so I have been here to destroy you
And there's a million of us just me
Who cuss me; who just don't give a fuck like me
Who dress like me; walk, and act like me
And just might be the next best thing but not me!

I'm like a head trip to listen to 'cause I'm only you
Things you joke about with your friends your living room
The difference is I got the balls to say it
In front of y'all and I don't gotta be frost or coated at all
I just get on a mic and it and whether you like to admit it
I just shitted better than 90 percent of you rappers out
Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums valiums
It's funny 'cause at the rate I'm going I'm 30
be the only person in the nursing home flirting
Pinching asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens
And I'm but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working
And every person is a Slim Shady lurking
He could be working at Burger King on your onion rings
Or in the parking lot, circling, screaming I give a fuck!
With his down and his system up
So, will the real please stand up?
And put one of those on each hand up?
And be proud to be outta ya mind and control
And one more time, loud as you can, how it go?

Guess there's a Slim in all of us
Fuck it, all stand up