Luyện nghe bài hát Eminem-

May I have your please?
May I your attention please?
Will the real Slim Shady please up?
I repeat, will the real Slim Shady stand up?
We're gonna a problem here

Y'all act like ya seen a white person before
all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door
And whooping her ass worse than before
They first divorce, throwin' her over furniture (Ahh!)
It's the return of the..."Ah, wait, no way, kidding,
he just say what I think he did, did he?"
And Dr. Dre said...
Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead, he's in my basement!(Ha-ha!)
Feminist women Eminem
Slim Shady, I'm of him
Look at him, walking around his you-know-what
Flipping the you-know-who, yeah, but he's so cute
Yeah, I probably got a couple of up in my head loose
But no worse than what's going on in your parents'
Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and let loose, but can't
But it's cool for Tom Green to hump a moose
My bum is on lips, my bum is on your lips
And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a kiss
And that's the message that we to little kids
And expect them not to what a woman's clitoris is
Of course they gonna know what is
By the time hit fourth grade
got the Discovery Channel don't they?
We ain't but mammals
Well, some of us
Who cut people open like cantaloupes
But if we can hump dead and antelopes
Then no reason that a man and another man can't elope
But if you feel I feel, I got the antidote
Women your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes

I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real
All you other Shadys are just imitating
So the real Slim Shady please stand up?
stand up, please stand up
'cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real
All you other Slim Shadys are just
So won't the real Slim Shady stand up?
Please stand up, please up

Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell his records
Well I do, so fuck him and you too!
You think I give a damn about a
of you critics can't even stomach me let alone stand me
"But Slim, what if you win, it be weird?"
Why? So you guys could just lie to get me
So you can sit me next to Britney Spears
Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me
So I can sit next to Carson and Fred Durst
And hear them argue over who she head to first
You little bitch, put me on on MTV
"Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's to Kim, hee-hee"
I download her audio on MP3
And show the whole world how you gave VD
I'm sick of you little and boy groups
All you do is annoy me so I have been here to destroy you
And there's a million of us just me
Who cuss like me; who don't give a fuck like me
Who dress me; walk, talk and act like me
And just might be the next thing but not quite me!

I'm like a head trip to listen to I'm only giving you
Things you joke about with friends inside your living room
The only difference is I got the to say it
In front of and I don't gotta be frost or sugar coated at all
I just get on a mic and it and whether you like to admit it
I just shitted better 90 percent of you rappers out there
you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like valiums
It's funny 'cause at the rate I'm going I'm 30
I'll be the only person in the nursing flirting
Pinching nurses asses when I'm jacking off with
And I'm but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working
And every person is a Slim Shady lurking
He could be working at Burger spitting on your onion rings
Or in the parking lot, circling, screaming I don't a fuck!
his windows down and his system up
So, will the real Shady please up?
And put one of those on each hand up?
And be proud to be outta ya mind and control
And one time, loud as you can, how does it go?

Guess there's a Shady in all of us
it, let's all stand up