Luyện nghe bài hát Eminem-

May I have your attention
May I have your attention
the real Slim Shady please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please up?
We're have a problem here

Y'all act like ya never seen a white before
Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like just burst in the door
And whooping her ass worse than before
They were divorce, throwin' her over furniture (Ahh!)
the return of the..."Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,
he just didn't say what I he did, did he?"
And Dr. Dre said...
Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead, he's in my basement!(Ha-ha!)
women love Eminem
Slim Shady, I'm of him
Look at him, walking around his you-know-what
Flipping the you-know-who, yeah, but so cute though
Yeah, I probably got a couple of up in my head loose
But no worse than what's on in your parents' bedrooms
Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and let loose, but can't
But it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead
My bum is on lips, my bum is on your lips
And if I'm lucky, you might just it a little kiss
And that's the message that we deliver to kids
And them not to know what a woman's clitoris is
Of course they gonna what intercourse is
By the time they hit grade
They got the Channel don't they?
We ain't but mammals
Well, some of us
Who cut people open like cantaloupes
But if we can hump animals and antelopes
Then no reason that a man and another man can't elope
But if you feel like I feel, I got the
Women your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes

I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real
All you Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim please stand up?
Please stand up, stand up
I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Shady please stand up?
Please up, please stand up

Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his to sell his records
Well I do, so fuck him and you too!
You I give a damn about a Grammy?
Half of you critics even stomach me let alone stand me
"But Slim, what if you win, it be weird?"
Why? So you guys could lie to get me here
So you can sit me here next to Spears
Shit, Aguilera better switch me chairs
So I can sit to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
And hear argue over who she gave head to first
You little bitch, put me on on MTV
"Yeah, cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee"
I download her audio on MP3
And show the whole world how you Eminem VD
I'm sick of you girl and boy groups
All you do is annoy me so I have been sent here to you
And there's a of us just like me
Who cuss me; who just don't give a fuck like me
Who dress me; walk, talk and act like me
And just might be the next best thing but not me!

I'm a head trip to listen to 'cause I'm only giving you
Things you joke about with your inside your living room
The only difference is I got the to say it
In front of y'all and I gotta be frost or sugar coated at all
I get on a mic and spit it and whether you like to admit it
I just shitted better 90 percent of you rappers out there
Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like
It's funny 'cause at the rate I'm going I'm 30
be the only person in the nursing home flirting
Pinching nurses asses when I'm jacking off with
And I'm jerkin' but this whole bag of Viagra isn't
And every single person is a Slim Shady
He could be working at Burger King spitting on onion rings
Or in the parking lot, circling, I don't give a fuck!
With his down and his system up
So, will the real please stand up?
And put one of those fingers on each up?
And be to be outta ya mind and outta control
And one time, loud as you can, how does it go?

Guess there's a Slim in all of us
Fuck it, let's all up