Luyện nghe bài hát Eminem-

May I have your attention
May I have your attention
Will the real Shady please stand up?
I repeat, the real Slim Shady please stand up?
We're gonna a problem here

Y'all act like ya never a white person before
Jaws all on the floor Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door
And started her ass worse than before
They first divorce, throwin' her over furniture (Ahh!)
It's the of the..."Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,
he didn't say what I think he did, did he?"
And Dr. Dre said...
Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead, he's in my basement!(Ha-ha!)
Feminist love Eminem
Shady, I'm sick of him
Look at him, walking grabbing his you-know-what
Flipping the you-know-who, yeah, but so cute though
Yeah, I probably got a couple of up in my head loose
But no worse what's going on in your parents' bedrooms
Sometimes, I get on TV and just let loose, but can't
But it's cool for Tom Green to a dead moose
My bum is on lips, my bum is on your lips
And if I'm lucky, you might give it a little kiss
And that's the message we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what a woman's is
Of course they gonna know what is
By the time they hit grade
got the Discovery Channel don't they?
We nothing but mammals
Well, of us cannibals
Who cut other people like cantaloupes
But if we can hump dead and antelopes
there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
But if you feel I feel, I got the antidote
Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it

I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real
All you Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please up?
Please stand up, please up
'cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real
All you other Slim Shadys are imitating
So the real Slim Shady please stand up?
stand up, please stand up

Will Smith don't gotta in his raps to sell his records
I do, so fuck him and fuck you too!
You think I give a about a Grammy?
Half of you critics can't even stomach me let stand me
"But Slim, if you win, wouldn't it be weird?"
Why? So you guys just lie to get me here
So you can sit me here to Britney Spears
Shit, Aguilera better switch me chairs
So I can sit next to Carson and Fred Durst
And hear them argue over who she head to first
You bitch, put me on Blast on MTV
"Yeah, he's cute, but I think married to Kim, hee-hee"
I should download her on MP3
And show the whole world how you gave VD
I'm sick of you girl and boy groups
All you do is annoy me so I have sent here to destroy you
And there's a million of us like me
Who cuss me; who just don't give a fuck like me
Who dress like me; walk, talk and act me
And just might be the next thing but not quite me!

I'm like a head trip to to 'cause I'm only giving you
Things you about with your friends inside your living room
The difference is I got the balls to say it
In front of y'all and I don't gotta be frost or coated at all
I get on a mic and spit it and whether you like to admit it
I just shitted than 90 percent of you rappers out there
Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like
It's funny 'cause at the I'm going when I'm 30
be the only person in the nursing home flirting
Pinching nurses asses when I'm off with Jergens
And I'm but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working
And every person is a Slim Shady lurking
He could be working at King spitting on your onion rings
Or in the parking lot, circling, I don't give a fuck!
With his windows down and his up
So, will the real Shady stand up?
And put one of those on each hand up?
And be proud to be outta ya mind and outta
And one time, loud as you can, how does it go?

Guess there's a Shady in all of us
Fuck it, all stand up