Luyện nghe bài hát Eminem-

May I have your attention
May I have your attention
Will the real Slim Shady please up?
I repeat, will the real Slim Shady stand up?
We're gonna a problem here

act like ya never seen a white person before
Jaws all on the floor like Pam, Tommy just burst in the door
And started whooping her ass worse than
They first were divorce, throwin' her furniture (Ahh!)
the return of the..."Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,
he just didn't say what I he did, did he?"
And Dr. Dre said...
you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement!(Ha-ha!)
Feminist women love
Shady, I'm sick of him
Look at him, walking grabbing his you-know-what
the you-know-who, yeah, but he's so cute though
Yeah, I got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse than going on in your parents' bedrooms
Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and let loose, but can't
But it's cool for Tom to hump a dead moose
My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your
And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a kiss
And that's the message that we deliver to little
And expect them not to know what a woman's is
Of they gonna know what intercourse is
By the time they hit fourth
They got the Discovery Channel don't
We nothing but mammals
Well, some of us
Who cut other open like cantaloupes
But if we can hump animals and antelopes
there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
But if you feel I feel, I got the antidote
Women your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes

I'm Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just
So won't the real Slim Shady please up?
stand up, please stand up
'cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just
So won't the real Slim please stand up?
Please stand up, please up

Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his to sell his records
Well I do, so him and fuck you too!
You think I give a damn a Grammy?
Half of you critics can't even stomach me let alone me
"But Slim, what if you win, it be weird?"
Why? So you guys could lie to get me here
So you can sit me here to Britney Spears
Shit, Christina Aguilera better me chairs
So I can sit to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
And hear them argue over who she head to first
You little bitch, put me on on MTV
"Yeah, he's cute, but I think married to Kim, hee-hee"
I should download her on MP3
And show the world how you gave Eminem VD
I'm sick of you little and boy groups
All you do is annoy me so I have been sent to destroy you
And there's a million of us just me
Who cuss like me; who just don't a fuck like me
Who dress me; walk, talk and act like me
And just might be the next best thing but not me!

I'm like a head trip to to 'cause I'm only giving you
Things you joke about your friends inside your living room
The difference is I got the balls to say it
In front of and I don't gotta be frost or sugar coated at all
I just get on a mic and spit it and you like to admit it
I just shitted better 90 percent of you rappers out there
Then you how can kids eat up these albums like valiums
It's 'cause at the rate I'm going when I'm 30
I'll be the only person in the nursing home
Pinching nurses asses when I'm off with Jergens
And I'm jerkin' but whole bag of Viagra isn't working
And single person is a Slim Shady lurking
He could be working at Burger King spitting on your rings
Or in the parking lot, circling, screaming I don't a fuck!
With his windows down and his up
So, will the real Shady please up?
And put one of those fingers on each up?
And be proud to be outta ya mind and outta
And one more time, as you can, how does it go?

Guess there's a Slim in all of us
Fuck it, let's all up