Luyện nghe bài hát Eminem-

May I have your attention
May I have attention please?
Will the real Slim Shady please up?
I repeat, the real Slim Shady please stand up?
gonna have a problem here

Y'all act like ya seen a white person before
Jaws all on the floor like Pam, Tommy just burst in the door
And started whooping her ass than before
They were divorce, throwin' her over furniture (Ahh!)
It's the of the..."Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,
he didn't say what I think he did, did he?"
And Dr. Dre said...
Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead, he's in my basement!(Ha-ha!)
Feminist love Eminem
Shady, I'm sick of him
Look at him, walking around grabbing his
Flipping the you-know-who, yeah, but so cute though
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my loose
But no worse than what's going on in your parents'
Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but
But cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
My bum is on lips, my bum is on your lips
And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a kiss
And that's the that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what a clitoris is
Of course they gonna what intercourse is
By the they hit fourth grade
They got the Discovery don't they?
We nothing but mammals
Well, of us cannibals
Who cut people open like cantaloupes
But if we can hump dead and antelopes
Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't
But if you feel I feel, I got the antidote
Women wave your pantyhose, the chorus and it goes

I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the Shady
All you other Slim are just imitating
So won't the Slim Shady please stand up?
Please up, please stand up
'cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real
All you Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady stand up?
Please up, please stand up

Will don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell his records
Well I do, so him and fuck you too!
You think I a damn about a Grammy?
Half of you critics can't even stomach me let stand me
"But Slim, what if you win, it be weird?"
Why? So you guys could just lie to get me
So you can sit me next to Britney Spears
Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me
So I can sit next to Carson and Fred Durst
And hear argue over who she gave head to first
You little bitch, put me on on MTV
"Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's to Kim, hee-hee"
I should download her on MP3
And show the whole world how you gave VD
I'm sick of you girl and boy groups
All you do is annoy me so I have been here to destroy you
And a million of us just like me
Who cuss like me; who just don't give a fuck me
Who dress like me; walk, talk and act me
And just might be the next thing but not quite me!

I'm like a head trip to listen to 'cause I'm only you
Things you joke about your friends inside your living room
The only difference is I got the to say it
In front of and I don't gotta be frost or sugar coated at all
I get on a mic and spit it and whether you like to admit it
I just better than 90 percent of you rappers out there
Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like
funny 'cause at the rate I'm going when I'm 30
I'll be the only in the nursing home flirting
Pinching asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens
And I'm jerkin' but this whole bag of Viagra isn't
And every single person is a Shady lurking
He could be working at Burger King on your onion rings
Or in the parking lot, circling, I don't give a fuck!
With his windows and his system up
So, will the real Shady please up?
And put one of fingers on each hand up?
And be proud to be outta ya mind and control
And one time, loud as you can, how does it go?

Guess there's a Slim in all of us
Fuck it, all stand up