Luyện nghe bài hát Eminem-

May I have your please?
May I have your attention
Will the Slim Shady please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please up?
We're gonna have a problem

Y'all act like ya never a white person before
Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just in the door
And started her ass worse than before
They first divorce, throwin' her over furniture (Ahh!)
It's the of the..."Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,
he just didn't say I think he did, did he?"
And Dr. Dre said...
you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement!(Ha-ha!)
Feminist women Eminem
Slim Shady, I'm of him
Look at him, walking grabbing his you-know-what
the you-know-who, yeah, but he's so cute though
Yeah, I probably got a couple of up in my head loose
But no worse what's going on in your parents' bedrooms
Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and let loose, but can't
But it's cool for Tom Green to a dead moose
My bum is on lips, my bum is on your lips
And if I'm lucky, you might give it a little kiss
And the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what a woman's is
Of course they gonna know what is
By the time they hit grade
They got the Discovery Channel don't
We ain't but mammals
Well, some of us
Who cut people open like cantaloupes
But if we can hump animals and antelopes
there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
But if you like I feel, I got the antidote
Women wave pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes

I'm Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please up?
Please stand up, please up
'cause I'm Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please up?
Please stand up, please up

Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell his
Well I do, so him and fuck you too!
You think I a damn about a Grammy?
Half of you critics can't even stomach me let stand me
"But Slim, what if you win, it be weird?"
Why? So you guys could lie to get me here
So you can sit me here next to Spears
Shit, Christina Aguilera better me chairs
So I can sit to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
And hear them argue who she gave head to first
You bitch, put me on Blast on MTV
"Yeah, he's cute, but I think married to Kim, hee-hee"
I should download her on MP3
And show the whole how you gave Eminem VD
I'm sick of you little and boy groups
All you do is annoy me so I have sent here to destroy you
And there's a of us just like me
Who cuss me; who just don't give a fuck like me
Who like me; walk, talk and act like me
And just might be the next best thing but not me!

I'm like a head trip to listen to 'cause I'm only you
you joke about with your friends inside your living room
The only is I got the balls to say it
In front of y'all and I don't gotta be frost or sugar at all
I just get on a mic and spit it and whether you like to it
I just better than 90 percent of you rappers out there
Then you how can kids eat up these albums like valiums
funny 'cause at the rate I'm going when I'm 30
I'll be the person in the nursing home flirting
Pinching nurses asses when I'm jacking off with
And I'm but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working
And every single person is a Slim lurking
He could be working at Burger spitting on your onion rings
Or in the parking lot, circling, screaming I don't a fuck!
With his windows down and his up
So, the real Shady please stand up?
And put one of those fingers on each up?
And be proud to be outta ya mind and outta
And one more time, loud as you can, how it go?

Guess a Slim Shady in all of us
it, let's all stand up