Luyện nghe bài hát Eminem-

May I have your please?
May I have your attention
Will the real Slim please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please up?
We're have a problem here

Y'all act like ya seen a white person before
Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy burst in the door
And whooping her ass worse than before
They first were divorce, her over furniture (Ahh!)
It's the return of the..."Ah, wait, no way, kidding,
he just say what I think he did, did he?"
And Dr. Dre said...
Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead, he's in my basement!(Ha-ha!)
Feminist women love
Slim Shady, I'm of him
Look at him, walking around grabbing his
Flipping the you-know-who, yeah, but he's so cute
Yeah, I probably got a of screws up in my head loose
But no worse than what's going on in your bedrooms
Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but
But it's cool for Tom Green to hump a moose
My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your
And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little
And the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what a woman's is
Of course they gonna know what is
By the time they hit fourth
They got the Discovery Channel they?
We ain't but mammals
Well, of us cannibals
Who cut other people like cantaloupes
But if we can hump animals and antelopes
Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't
But if you like I feel, I got the antidote
Women wave your pantyhose, sing the and it goes

I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the Shady
All you other Slim are just imitating
So the real Slim Shady please stand up?
stand up, please stand up
'cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real
All you Slim Shadys are just imitating
So the real Slim Shady please stand up?
Please up, please stand up

Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell his records
Well I do, so fuck him and you too!
You I give a damn about a Grammy?
Half of you critics can't stomach me let alone stand me
"But Slim, if you win, wouldn't it be weird?"
Why? So you guys could just lie to get me
So you can sit me here next to Spears
Shit, Christina Aguilera switch me chairs
So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Durst
And hear them argue who she gave head to first
You little bitch, put me on on MTV
"Yeah, he's cute, but I think married to Kim, hee-hee"
I should her audio on MP3
And show the whole world how you gave VD
I'm sick of you girl and boy groups
All you do is me so I have been sent here to destroy you
And a million of us just like me
Who cuss like me; who don't give a fuck like me
Who like me; walk, talk and act like me
And just be the next best thing but not quite me!

I'm like a head to listen to 'cause I'm only giving you
Things you joke about with your inside your living room
The only difference is I got the to say it
In front of and I don't gotta be frost or sugar coated at all
I get on a mic and spit it and whether you like to admit it
I just shitted than 90 percent of you rappers out there
Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums valiums
It's funny 'cause at the rate I'm when I'm 30
I'll be the only in the nursing home flirting
Pinching nurses asses when I'm off with Jergens
And I'm jerkin' but this whole bag of Viagra working
And every person is a Slim Shady lurking
He could be working at Burger King spitting on onion rings
Or in the parking lot, circling, screaming I don't a fuck!
With his down and his system up
So, will the real Shady stand up?
And put one of those fingers on each up?
And be proud to be ya mind and outta control
And one more time, loud as you can, how it go?

Guess there's a Shady in all of us
Fuck it, all stand up