Luyện nghe bài hát Eminem-

May I your attention please?
May I have attention please?
Will the real Slim Shady stand up?
I repeat, the real Slim Shady please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem

Y'all act like ya never seen a white person
Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the
And started whooping her ass than before
They were divorce, throwin' her over furniture (Ahh!)
It's the of the..."Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,
he just didn't say what I he did, did he?"
And Dr. Dre said...
Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead, locked in my basement!(Ha-ha!)
Feminist women Eminem
Shady, I'm sick of him
Look at him, walking around his you-know-what
Flipping the you-know-who, yeah, but so cute though
Yeah, I probably got a of screws up in my head loose
But no worse what's going on in your parents' bedrooms
Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and let loose, but can't
But it's cool for Tom Green to hump a moose
My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your
And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little
And the message that we deliver to little kids
And them not to know what a woman's clitoris is
Of course they gonna what intercourse is
By the time they hit grade
They got the Discovery Channel they?
We ain't but mammals
Well, some of us
Who cut other people open cantaloupes
But if we can hump animals and antelopes
Then there's no reason that a man and man can't elope
But if you like I feel, I got the antidote
Women wave your pantyhose, sing the and it goes

I'm Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the Slim Shady please stand up?
stand up, please stand up
'cause I'm Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim are just imitating
So won't the real Shady please stand up?
Please stand up, stand up

Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell his records
Well I do, so him and fuck you too!
You think I a damn about a Grammy?
Half of you critics can't even stomach me let alone me
"But Slim, if you win, wouldn't it be weird?"
Why? So you guys just lie to get me here
So you can sit me next to Britney Spears
Shit, Aguilera better switch me chairs
So I can sit to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
And hear them argue over who she gave head to
You bitch, put me on Blast on MTV
"Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's to Kim, hee-hee"
I should her audio on MP3
And show the whole world how you gave VD
I'm sick of you little and boy groups
All you do is annoy me so I have been sent to destroy you
And a million of us just like me
Who cuss me; who just don't give a fuck like me
Who dress me; walk, talk and act like me
And just be the next best thing but not quite me!

I'm like a head trip to listen to 'cause I'm only you
Things you joke about with friends inside your living room
The difference is I got the balls to say it
In front of and I don't gotta be frost or sugar coated at all
I just get on a mic and it and whether you like to admit it
I just better than 90 percent of you rappers out there
you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like valiums
It's funny 'cause at the rate I'm going I'm 30
I'll be the only in the nursing home flirting
Pinching nurses asses when I'm jacking off Jergens
And I'm jerkin' but whole bag of Viagra isn't working
And single person is a Slim Shady lurking
He could be working at Burger King spitting on onion rings
Or in the lot, circling, screaming I don't give a fuck!
his windows down and his system up
So, will the Shady please stand up?
And put one of those fingers on each up?
And be proud to be outta ya mind and outta
And one more time, loud as you can, how it go?

Guess a Slim Shady in all of us
Fuck it, all stand up