Luyện nghe bài hát Eminem-

May I your attention please?
May I have your please?
Will the real Shady please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please up?
gonna have a problem here

Y'all act like ya never seen a white person
Jaws all on the floor Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door
And whooping her ass worse than before
They were divorce, throwin' her over furniture (Ahh!)
It's the of the..."Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,
he didn't say what I think he did, did he?"
And Dr. Dre said...
you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement!(Ha-ha!)
Feminist love Eminem
Shady, I'm sick of him
Look at him, walking around his you-know-what
Flipping the you-know-who, yeah, but he's so though
Yeah, I probably got a of screws up in my head loose
But no worse than what's going on in your bedrooms
Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but
But it's cool for Tom Green to hump a moose
My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your
And if I'm lucky, you might just it a little kiss
And that's the message that we deliver to little
And expect them not to know what a clitoris is
Of course they gonna know intercourse is
By the time hit fourth grade
got the Discovery Channel don't they?
We ain't nothing but
Well, some of us
Who cut other people open like
But if we can dead animals and antelopes
Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't
But if you feel I feel, I got the antidote
Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it

I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real
All you other Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim please stand up?
Please stand up, stand up
'cause I'm Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are imitating
So won't the Slim Shady please stand up?
Please stand up, please up

Will don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell his records
Well I do, so him and fuck you too!
You I give a damn about a Grammy?
Half of you critics can't stomach me let alone stand me
"But Slim, if you win, wouldn't it be weird?"
Why? So you guys just lie to get me here
So you can sit me next to Britney Spears
Shit, Christina Aguilera switch me chairs
So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred
And hear them argue over who she head to first
You bitch, put me on Blast on MTV
"Yeah, he's cute, but I he's married to Kim, hee-hee"
I should her audio on MP3
And show the whole how you gave Eminem VD
I'm of you little girl and boy groups
All you do is me so I have been sent here to destroy you
And there's a of us just like me
Who cuss like me; who don't give a fuck like me
Who dress like me; walk, talk and act me
And just be the next best thing but not quite me!

I'm like a trip to listen to 'cause I'm only giving you
Things you joke about with your friends inside your room
The only is I got the balls to say it
In front of y'all and I gotta be frost or sugar coated at all
I just get on a mic and spit it and whether you to admit it
I just shitted better than 90 percent of you out there
Then you how can kids eat up these albums like valiums
It's 'cause at the rate I'm going when I'm 30
I'll be the person in the nursing home flirting
Pinching nurses when I'm jacking off with Jergens
And I'm jerkin' but this whole bag of isn't working
And every single person is a Slim lurking
He could be working at Burger King on your onion rings
Or in the parking lot, circling, I don't give a fuck!
his windows down and his system up
So, will the real Shady stand up?
And put one of those on each hand up?
And be proud to be outta ya mind and control
And one time, loud as you can, how does it go?

Guess there's a Slim in all of us
it, let's all stand up