Luyện nghe bài hát Eminem-

May I have your attention
May I your attention please?
Will the real Slim Shady stand up?
I repeat, will the real Slim please stand up?
We're have a problem here

Y'all act like ya never seen a white person
all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door
And started her ass worse than before
They first were divorce, throwin' her furniture (Ahh!)
It's the return of the..."Ah, wait, no way, kidding,
he just say what I think he did, did he?"
And Dr. Dre said...
Nothing you idiots! Dr. dead, he's locked in my basement!(Ha-ha!)
Feminist love Eminem
Slim Shady, I'm of him
Look at him, around grabbing his you-know-what
Flipping the you-know-who, yeah, but so cute though
Yeah, I got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no than what's going on in your parents' bedrooms
Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and let loose, but can't
But it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead
My bum is on your lips, my bum is on lips
And if I'm lucky, you just give it a little kiss
And that's the message that we to little kids
And expect them not to know what a clitoris is
Of course they gonna know what is
By the they hit fourth grade
They got the Discovery Channel don't
We ain't but mammals
Well, some of us
Who cut other people open like
But if we can dead animals and antelopes
Then there's no that a man and another man can't elope
But if you like I feel, I got the antidote
wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes

I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the Shady
All you other Slim are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please up?
stand up, please stand up
'cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just
So won't the Slim Shady please stand up?
Please stand up, stand up

Will Smith gotta cuss in his raps to sell his records
I do, so fuck him and fuck you too!
You think I give a damn a Grammy?
Half of you critics can't even stomach me let stand me
"But Slim, what if you win, it be weird?"
Why? So you guys could just lie to get me
So you can sit me here next to Spears
Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me
So I can sit next to Carson and Fred Durst
And them argue over who she gave head to first
You bitch, put me on Blast on MTV
"Yeah, he's cute, but I he's married to Kim, hee-hee"
I should download her on MP3
And show the world how you gave Eminem VD
I'm sick of you little girl and boy
All you do is annoy me so I have sent here to destroy you
And a million of us just like me
Who cuss like me; who just don't give a fuck me
Who dress like me; walk, and act like me
And just might be the best thing but not quite me!

I'm a head trip to listen to 'cause I'm only giving you
Things you joke about with friends inside your living room
The only difference is I got the to say it
In front of and I don't gotta be frost or sugar coated at all
I just get on a mic and spit it and whether you to admit it
I just better than 90 percent of you rappers out there
Then you wonder how can kids eat up albums like valiums
It's funny 'cause at the rate I'm going I'm 30
be the only person in the nursing home flirting
Pinching nurses asses when I'm jacking off Jergens
And I'm jerkin' but whole bag of Viagra isn't working
And every single person is a Slim Shady
He could be working at Burger King on your onion rings
Or in the parking lot, circling, screaming I give a fuck!
With his windows and his system up
So, will the real Shady please up?
And put one of fingers on each hand up?
And be proud to be ya mind and outta control
And one time, loud as you can, how does it go?

Guess a Slim Shady in all of us
it, let's all stand up