Luyện nghe bài hát Eminem-

May I your attention please?
May I your attention please?
Will the real Slim please stand up?
I repeat, will the Slim Shady please stand up?
We're gonna a problem here

Y'all act like ya never seen a white person
Jaws all on the floor Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door
And started whooping her ass worse than
They first were divorce, throwin' her furniture (Ahh!)
the return of the..."Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,
he didn't say what I think he did, did he?"
And Dr. Dre said...
you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement!(Ha-ha!)
Feminist women love
Shady, I'm sick of him
Look at him, walking around grabbing his
Flipping the you-know-who, yeah, but he's so though
Yeah, I probably got a couple of up in my head loose
But no worse than what's going on in your bedrooms
Sometimes, I get on TV and just let loose, but can't
But it's cool for Tom Green to a dead moose
My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your
And if I'm lucky, you just give it a little kiss
And the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what a clitoris is
Of course they gonna know intercourse is
By the time they hit fourth
got the Discovery Channel don't they?
We nothing but mammals
Well, some of us
Who cut other people open cantaloupes
But if we can hump dead animals and
Then there's no reason that a man and another man elope
But if you feel I feel, I got the antidote
Women wave your pantyhose, sing the and it goes

I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the Shady
All you Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Shady please stand up?
Please up, please stand up
'cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real
All you other Slim Shadys are just
So won't the real Slim Shady please up?
Please up, please stand up

Will Smith don't gotta in his raps to sell his records
I do, so fuck him and fuck you too!
You think I a damn about a Grammy?
Half of you critics can't even me let alone stand me
"But Slim, what if you win, it be weird?"
Why? So you guys could just lie to get me
So you can sit me here next to Britney
Shit, Christina better switch me chairs
So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred
And hear them argue over who she head to first
You little bitch, put me on on MTV
"Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's to Kim, hee-hee"
I should download her on MP3
And show the whole world how you gave VD
I'm sick of you girl and boy groups
All you do is me so I have been sent here to destroy you
And a million of us just like me
Who cuss like me; who don't give a fuck like me
Who like me; walk, talk and act like me
And just might be the next best but not quite me!

I'm like a head to listen to 'cause I'm only giving you
Things you joke with your friends inside your living room
The difference is I got the balls to say it
In of y'all and I don't gotta be frost or sugar coated at all
I just get on a mic and spit it and whether you like to it
I shitted better than 90 percent of you rappers out there
Then you wonder how can kids eat up these like valiums
It's funny 'cause at the I'm going when I'm 30
I'll be the only person in the nursing flirting
Pinching nurses asses when I'm jacking off Jergens
And I'm jerkin' but this bag of Viagra isn't working
And every single person is a Shady lurking
He could be working at Burger King spitting on onion rings
Or in the parking lot, circling, screaming I give a fuck!
With his windows down and his up
So, the real Shady please stand up?
And put one of those fingers on hand up?
And be to be outta ya mind and outta control
And one more time, as you can, how does it go?

Guess there's a Shady in all of us
it, let's all stand up