El Urgencia

[Verse 1: Funny Man]
Six-pack in hands,
Stage dive to the pit.
Hustle the ladies,
Got guerilla tacticts.
I'm creeping through the show,
And I'm scanning for hoes.
Girl's got a bag of sniffles,
Wanna do the no-no.
Get back to the bus,
It's the end of the night.
Get back to the bus,
And get out of my life.
'Cause I got people to see,
Hoes as freaky as me.
I'm rolling to the after-party
With my boy Charles Scene.
Picked up a few friends,
Now I'm dipping with bitches.
Socked the bitch to my right,
I said "click it or ticket."
Girl feeling my ride,
Now she's getting suspicious.
This a brand new Miata,
As I'm hitting them switches.
I ride behind Charlie,
As he's popping a wheelie.
I finally made it to the party,
Now he's copping a feely.
See Da Kurlzz out front,
Doing tricks on his Heelies.
Now I'm finna' get down,
Yelling "somebody, beer me!"

[Chorus: J-Dog & Charlie Scene]
So chug this beer with me!
Get drunk with Charlie Scene!
Sense this urgency!
'Cause I ain't trying to get drunk alone!
So smoke this joint with me!
Get high off Funny's weed!
Sense this urgency!
'Cause I ain't trying to get high alone!

[Verse 2: Charlie Scene & Funny Man]
I roll up to the party in my Honda,
Funny followed me is his Mazda Miata.
Damn what a baller,
Top down what a primadonna.
The spinners that he brought are,
Straight out up AutoZone for thirty dollars.
Money we have nada,
Let's go inside I'll follow.
They didn't let us in,
So we hopped a wall.
But I dropped ya,
That's when I lost ya,
I didn't try to call ya.
I ran into a crowd,
Of celebrities and paparazzi.
And they shot up,
Pictures of me and Dennis Hopper.
Now I need a doctor.
Yo, Lil Jon, yeah.
Crunk juice and vodka,
Is turning me into a monster.
One more shot and I'm a goner.
But Charlie Scene I saw ya,
Stick your dick in the salsa!
I don't want no drama,
I'd rather have my anaconda,
Deep-throated by piranhas.

[Chorus: J-Dog & Charlie Scene]
So take these pills with me!
Got them from J-D-O-G!
Sense this urgency!
'Cause I don't wanna get high alone!
So take this ecstasy!
They must be J3T's!
Sense this urgency!
'Cause I ain't trying to get down alone!

[Brige: Funny Man]
Hey who's going to the rave tonight huh?
Hey we'll see Da Kurlzz there he'll be rave-popping!
Oh odela fool!
Now who wants to get pussy?

[Chorus: Charlie Scene & J-Dog]
So chug this beer with me!
Get drunk with Charlie Scene!
Sense this urgency!
'Cause I ain't trying to get drunk alone!
So smoke this joint with me!
Get high off Funny's weed!
Sense this urgency!
'Cause I ain't trying to get high alone!

[Outro: Funny Man & Charlie Scene]
Hey kick them down fool!
I'm paranoid as a motherfucker right now!
I'm fucking horny now!