This is the true story about
Check it, are changin' Talk it, more so each year But the early mornin', pimp is here, yeah So let it rain, and let the guitar
And if ya hear me yawn, drop that top on, girl, hey, hey, hey Well, well, well, well, hey, hey, hey Well well well well, well, come on, girl,
And I be catchin' them northern pike, on a ten pound test Possess, fess, take a guess, I be the early mornin' Stoned pimp, limpin', Boone's farm drinkin' At the party big pinchin', chillin', like a villain, balloon fillin'
Whack MC killin', the fine hoe drillin' with the million dollar And the ten cent brain, been gone too long, too cocaine But now that I'm back, on the block, I'm ready to Left to right, all night, my tight, I wish you might
Take a bite, out of here toxic, melodic, neurotic product Fresh the harvest, who'll be the largest, hardest, smartest Label in town, top dog get down, uhh, radio play me But still I got the kids around the goin' Kid Rock crazyin'
witches be flyin' on broomsticks, Kid Rock be comin' With the boom, boom, boom biatch, I the sticks biatch Straight the RO, Kid Rock I ain't s no bitch Ahh, yes you are hoe, so quit frontin' y'all don't know
When I step straight into the party my homeboy Tino up? so get a good look bro, get a good gander I'm made in Detroit, but my ain't Stanzler Spreadin' like a cancer, a virus, while you're lookin' gay
Like Billy Ray Cyrus, I'm the highest MC of all time Got my mind on the D and the D on my And the line gets drawn when my can't see Hit me with the tussin' and the morphine IV
I be, they call an OG bitch I'm the motherfuckin' early stoned pimp Say
One for you Now throw hands in the air and let's rock y'all Just throw hands up high, hip hop y'all throw your hands in the air and let's rock y'all Because a Detroit party don't stop
Just throw your hands up high, rock y'all Just throw your side to side, hip hop y'all throw your hands up high, let's rock y'all Because a Kid Rock party stop y'all
Now I'm the self made on a mountain on Mars Got the money green, cut it with the roll gloss A Lincoln Continental and a Marquis Rag top, drop down, rollin' on D's biatch
The furs and the gold trim glasses I bust the fat asses, and I don't be givin' a fuck Who da hell can rap than me, 'cause I'm a true Fuckin' player and I like a real G H I J K L M N O P
Is for pimpin', early mornin' pimpin' I been down, been From the to the top Partyin' down the slimmies in the cities that I rock
So ahh, ooh baby, baby, let me love ya Or if you get your freak on, I'll just fuck ya the ooh, ahh, ooh, ooh, ooh ahh, biatch, shit I'm the early mornin' pimp
Hey, hey, hey on yo Now throw your hands in the air and let's rock Just your hands up high, hip hop y'all throw your hands in the air and let's rock y'all Because a Detroit don't stop y'all
Just throw hands up high, let's rock y'all Just throw your hands to side, hip hop y'all Just throw your hands in the air, rock y'all Because a Kid Rock party don't stop
I'm Joe C bitch, let me get them tits I might be a small hoe but I ain't no goddamn midget So stick it up your ass where the sun don't I'm vertically challenged, vertically blind
I'm three foot nine, ten foot long I'm gonna smack ass after I pack this bong I can flow on like all long the break of dawn, till the early morn
I'm a thorn in your side, can you feel me Eighty pills a day bitch, I bullshittin' So baby, groove baby call your momma I'm Charlie hooker girl
I got the boogie With the boogie drama, With the drama, yeah With the boogie drama, ohh,
Ridin' the neighborhood Me and Kid Rock up to no good With the drama, yeah With leather miniskirt and we got some wine
Playin' the radio, ya look so the boogie drama, yeah Well, well, ohh, baby get funky, that's my job
Punchin to five, seven times, times twenty four, times twelve Day in and day out Well, the boogie drama With the drama