This is the true story about
Check it, are changin' about it, more so each year But the mornin', stoned pimp is here, yeah So let it rain, and let the guitar
And if ya hear me yawn, drop that top on, girl, hey, hey, hey Well, well, well, well, hey, hey, hey Well well well, well, come on, girl, yeah
And I be catchin' them northern pike, on a ten pound test Possess, never fess, take a guess, I be the mornin' pimp, straight limpin', Boone's farm drinkin' At the party big booty pinchin', chillin', like a villain, fillin'
Whack MC killin', the fine hoe drillin' with the million dollar And the ten cent brain, been gone too long, too cocaine But now I'm back, on the block, I'm ready to rock to right, all night, my game's tight, I wish you might
Take a bite, out of this toxic, melodic, neurotic product Fresh from the harvest, who'll be the largest, hardest, Label in town, top dog get down, uhh, radio play me But I got the kids around the world goin' Kid Rock crazyin'
Wicked witches be flyin' on broomsticks, Kid be comin' With the boom, boom, biatch, I from the sticks biatch Straight from the RO, Kid Rock I ain't s no Ahh, yes you are hoe, so quit frontin' y'all don't know
I step straight into the party with my homeboy Tino What's up? so get a good bro, get a good gander I'm made in Detroit, but my name Stanzler Spreadin' like a cancer, a virus, while you're really gay
Like Billy Ray Cyrus, I'm the highest MC of all time Got my on the D and the D on my mind And the line gets when my eyes can't see Hit me twice the tussin' and the morphine IV
I be, what call an OG bitch I'm the motherfuckin' early stoned pimp Say
One for you Now your hands in the air and let's rock y'all Just your hands up high, hip hop y'all throw your hands in the air and let's rock y'all Because a party don't stop y'all
Just throw your up high, let's rock y'all Just your hands side to side, hip hop y'all throw your hands up high, let's rock y'all Because a Kid Rock party stop y'all
Now I'm the self made on a mountain on Mars Got the money green, cut it with the high gloss A Continental and a grand Marquis Rag top, drop down, rollin' on chrome D's
The purple and the gold trim glasses I bust the fat asses, and I don't be givin' a fuck Who da hell can rap better me, 'cause I'm a true Fuckin' player and I mack a real G H I J K L M N O P
Is for pimpin', early mornin' pimpin' I been down, been From the to the top Partyin' with the slimmies in the cities that I rock
So ahh, ooh baby, baby, let me love ya Or if you wanna get your freak on, just fuck ya the ooh, ahh, ooh, ooh, ooh ahh, biatch, shit I'm the early stoned pimp
Hey, hey, hey on yo Now throw your hands in the air and let's y'all Just throw your hands up high, hip hop Just throw your in the air and let's rock y'all Because a Detroit party don't y'all
Just throw your hands up high, let's rock Just throw your hands to side, hip hop y'all Just throw your hands in the air, let's y'all Because a Kid party don't stop y'all
I'm Joe C bitch, let me get them tits I might be a little hoe but I ain't no goddamn midget So stick it up your ass where the sun don't I'm vertically challenged, you're blind
I'm three foot nine, ten foot long I'm gonna smack that ass after I pack bong I can on like all night long Till the break of dawn, the early morn
I'm a thorn in side, can you feel me stickin' Eighty pills a day bitch, I bullshittin' So groove baby, groove call your momma I'm like hooker girl
I got the drama the boogie drama, what? With the drama, yeah the boogie drama, ohh, yeah
Ridin' around the Me and Kid Rock up to no good the boogie drama, yeah With leather miniskirt and we got some wine
the radio, ya look so fine With the boogie drama, Well, well, well ohh, Let's get funky, my job
nine to five, seven times, times twenty four, times twelve Day in and day out Well, with the boogie the boogie drama