This is the true story about
Check it, are changin' Talk about it, more so year But the early mornin', pimp is here, yeah So let it rain, and let the guitar
And if ya hear me yawn, drop that top on, girl, hey, hey, hey Well, well, well, well, hey, hey, hey Well well well well, well, come on, girl,
And I be catchin' northern pike, like on a ten pound test Possess, never fess, take a guess, I be the early pimp, straight limpin', Boone's farm drinkin' At the big booty pinchin', chillin', like a villain, balloon fillin'
MC killin', the fine hoe drillin' with the million dollar talent And the ten cent brain, been gone too long, too cocaine But now that I'm back, on the block, I'm ready to Left to right, all night, my game's tight, I wish you
Take a bite, out of here toxic, melodic, neurotic product Fresh the harvest, who'll be the largest, hardest, smartest Label in town, top dog get down, uhh, radio play me But still I got the around the world goin' Kid Rock crazyin'
Wicked be flyin' on broomsticks, Kid Rock be comin' With the boom, boom, boom biatch, I from the biatch Straight the RO, Kid Rock I ain't s no bitch Ahh, yes you are hoe, so frontin' like y'all don't know
I step straight into the party with my homeboy Tino What's up? so get a good bro, get a good gander I'm made in Detroit, but my ain't Stanzler Spreadin' like a cancer, a virus, while you're really gay
Like fuckin' Billy Ray Cyrus, I'm the highest MC of all Got my on the D and the D on my mind And the line gets drawn when my can't see Hit me twice with the and the morphine IV
I be, they call an OG bitch I'm the motherfuckin' early mornin' stoned Say
One for you Now throw hands in the air and let's rock y'all Just your hands up high, hip hop y'all Just throw your hands in the air and let's rock Because a Detroit party don't y'all
Just throw your hands up high, let's y'all Just throw hands side to side, hip hop y'all Just your hands up high, let's rock y'all a Kid Rock party don't stop y'all
Now I'm the self mack on a mountain on Mars Got the money green, cut it with the high gloss A Lincoln Continental and a Marquis Rag top, drop down, rollin' on chrome D's
The purple furs and the gold glasses I only bust the fat asses, and I be givin' a fuck Who da hell can rap better than me, 'cause I'm a player and I mack like a real G H I J K L M N O P
Is for pimpin', mornin' stoned pimpin' I been down, been the bottom to the top Partyin' down with the slimmies in the cities that I
So ahh, ooh baby, baby, baby let me ya Or if you wanna get your freak on, I'll just ya With the ooh, ahh, ooh, ooh, ooh ahh, biatch, I'm the early stoned pimp
Hey, hey, hey on yo Now throw your in the air and let's rock y'all Just throw your up high, hip hop y'all Just throw your hands in the air and let's rock Because a Detroit party stop y'all
Just throw your hands up high, rock y'all Just throw your hands side to side, hip hop throw your hands in the air, let's rock y'all Because a Kid Rock don't stop y'all
I'm Joe C bitch, let me get damn tits I might be a little hoe but I ain't no goddamn midget So it up your ass where the sun don't shine I'm vertically challenged, you're vertically
I'm three foot nine, it's ten foot I'm gonna smack ass after I pack this bong I can flow on like all long Till the of dawn, till the early morn
I'm a in your side, can you feel me stickin' Eighty a day bitch, I ain't bullshittin' So groove baby, baby call your momma I'm like hooker girl
I got the drama With the drama, what? With the boogie drama, With the drama, ohh, yeah
Ridin' around the Me and Kid were up to no good With the drama, yeah your leather miniskirt and we got some wine
Playin' the radio, ya look so With the drama, yeah Well, well, well ohh, Let's get funky, my job
Punchin nine to five, seven times, times twenty four, times Day in and day out Well, with the boogie With the boogie