This is the true story about
Check it, times are about it, more so each year But the early mornin', stoned is here, yeah So let it rain, and let the guitar
And if ya hear me yawn, just that top on, girl, hey, hey, hey Well, well, well, well, hey, hey, hey Well well well well, well, on, girl, yeah
And I be catchin' them northern pike, like on a ten test Possess, never fess, take a guess, I be the mornin' Stoned pimp, straight limpin', farm drinkin' At the party big booty pinchin', chillin', like a villain, balloon
Whack MC killin', the fine hoe with the million dollar talent And the ten brain, been gone too long, too much cocaine But now that I'm back, on the block, I'm ready to to right, all night, my game's tight, I wish you might
Take a bite, out of this toxic, melodic, neurotic product Fresh the harvest, who'll be the largest, hardest, smartest Label in town, top dog get down, uhh, radio play me But still I got the kids around the world Kid Rock crazyin'
witches be flyin' on broomsticks, Kid Rock be comin' With the boom, boom, boom biatch, I from the biatch from the RO, Kid Rock I ain't s no bitch Ahh, yes you are hoe, so quit frontin' like don't know
When I straight into the party with my homeboy Tino What's up? so get a good look bro, get a gander I'm made in Detroit, but my ain't Stanzler Spreadin' like a cancer, a virus, you're lookin' really gay
Like fuckin' Billy Ray Cyrus, I'm the highest MC of all Got my mind on the D and the D on my And the line gets drawn my eyes can't see Hit me twice with the and the morphine IV
I be, what they call an OG I'm the motherfuckin' early mornin' pimp Say
One for you Now throw your hands in the air and let's y'all Just your hands up high, hip hop y'all Just throw your in the air and let's rock y'all Because a Detroit party don't stop
Just throw your hands up high, let's rock Just your hands side to side, hip hop y'all Just throw your hands up high, let's rock Because a Kid Rock party don't y'all
Now I'm the self made on a mountain on Mars Got the green, cut it with the high roll gloss A Lincoln and a grand Marquis Rag top, drop down, rollin' on D's biatch
The purple furs and the trim glasses I bust the fat asses, and I don't be givin' a fuck Who da can rap better than me, 'cause I'm a true Fuckin' player and I mack like a G H I J K L M N O P
Is for pimpin', early mornin' pimpin' I been down, around the bottom to the top Partyin' down with the in the cities that I rock
So ahh, ooh baby, baby, baby let me ya Or if you wanna get your freak on, I'll just ya With the ooh, ahh, ooh, ooh, ooh ahh, biatch, I'm the mornin' stoned pimp
Hey, hey, hey on yo Now throw your hands in the air and rock y'all Just throw hands up high, hip hop y'all Just your hands in the air and let's rock y'all Because a Detroit don't stop y'all
Just throw your hands up high, rock y'all Just throw your hands side to side, hip hop Just throw your hands in the air, let's y'all Because a Kid Rock party don't y'all
I'm Joe C bitch, let me get them tits I might be a little small hoe but I no goddamn midget So stick it up ass where the sun don't shine I'm vertically challenged, vertically blind
I'm three foot nine, ten foot long I'm gonna that ass after I pack this bong I can flow on like all long Till the break of dawn, the early morn
I'm a thorn in side, can you feel me stickin' pills a day bitch, I ain't bullshittin' So baby, groove baby call your momma I'm Charlie hooker girl
I got the boogie With the boogie drama, With the boogie drama, With the boogie drama, ohh,
Ridin' around the Me and Kid were up to no good With the boogie drama, With your miniskirt and we got some wine
the radio, ya look so fine With the drama, yeah Well, well, well ohh, get funky, that's my job
Punchin nine to five, seven times, times twenty four, times Day in and day out Well, the boogie drama the boogie drama