This is the true story about
Check it, are changin' Talk about it, more so each But the early mornin', stoned pimp is here, So let it rain, and let the rock
And if ya hear me yawn, just drop top on, girl, hey, hey, hey Well, well, well, well, hey, hey, hey Well well well well, well, come on, girl,
And I be catchin' them northern pike, like on a ten test Possess, never fess, take a guess, I be the mornin' Stoned pimp, limpin', Boone's farm drinkin' At the big booty pinchin', chillin', like a villain, balloon fillin'
Whack MC killin', the fine hoe with the million dollar talent And the ten cent brain, been too long, too much cocaine But now I'm back, on the block, I'm ready to rock Left to right, all night, my tight, I wish you might
Take a bite, out of this toxic, melodic, neurotic product Fresh from the harvest, be the largest, hardest, smartest Label in town, top dog get down, uhh, radio play me But still I got the kids the world goin' Kid Rock crazyin'
Wicked be flyin' on broomsticks, Kid Rock be comin' With the boom, boom, boom biatch, I the sticks biatch Straight from the RO, Kid Rock I s no bitch Ahh, yes you are hoe, so quit frontin' like don't know
When I step straight into the party with my homeboy What's up? so get a good bro, get a good gander I'm in Detroit, but my name ain't Stanzler Spreadin' like a cancer, a virus, while you're really gay
Like fuckin' Billy Ray Cyrus, I'm the MC of all time Got my mind on the D and the D on my And the line gets drawn when my can't see Hit me with the tussin' and the morphine IV
I be, what they an OG bitch I'm the motherfuckin' early mornin' stoned Say
One for you Now your hands in the air and let's rock y'all Just throw hands up high, hip hop y'all throw your hands in the air and let's rock y'all Because a party don't stop y'all
Just throw your hands up high, let's y'all Just throw your hands to side, hip hop y'all throw your hands up high, let's rock y'all Because a Kid Rock don't stop y'all
Now I'm the self mack on a mountain on Mars Got the green, cut it with the high roll gloss A Lincoln Continental and a grand Rag top, drop down, on chrome D's biatch
The purple and the gold trim glasses I bust the fat asses, and I don't be givin' a fuck Who da can rap better than me, 'cause I'm a true Fuckin' and I mack like a real G H I J K L M N O P
Is for pimpin', early stoned pimpin' I been down, around From the to the top Partyin' down with the slimmies in the cities I rock
So ahh, ooh baby, baby, let me love ya Or if you get your freak on, I'll just fuck ya the ooh, ahh, ooh, ooh, ooh ahh, biatch, shit I'm the early stoned pimp
Hey, hey, hey on yo Now throw your hands in the air and rock y'all Just your hands up high, hip hop y'all Just throw your hands in the air and let's rock Because a party don't stop y'all
Just throw hands up high, let's rock y'all Just throw your hands side to side, hip hop Just throw your hands in the air, let's y'all Because a Kid party don't stop y'all
I'm Joe C bitch, let me get them damn I might be a little small hoe but I ain't no midget So stick it up your ass where the sun don't I'm vertically challenged, you're vertically
I'm three foot nine, ten foot long I'm gonna smack that ass I pack this bong I can flow on all night long Till the break of dawn, till the early
I'm a thorn in your side, can you feel me Eighty pills a day bitch, I bullshittin' So groove baby, groove baby call your I'm Charlie hooker girl
I got the drama With the drama, what? the boogie drama, yeah With the drama, ohh, yeah
Ridin' around the Me and Kid were up to no good With the boogie drama, With leather miniskirt and we got some wine
Playin' the radio, ya so fine With the drama, yeah Well, well, ohh, baby get funky, that's my job
Punchin nine to five, seven times, twenty four, times twelve Day in and day out Well, with the boogie With the boogie