This is the true story about
Check it, times are Talk it, more so each year But the mornin', stoned pimp is here, yeah So let it rain, and let the guitar
And if ya hear me yawn, just drop top on, girl, hey, hey, hey Well, well, well, well, hey, hey, hey Well well well, well, come on, girl, yeah
And I be catchin' them northern pike, on a ten pound test Possess, never fess, a guess, I be the early mornin' Stoned pimp, limpin', Boone's farm drinkin' At the party big pinchin', chillin', like a villain, balloon fillin'
Whack MC killin', the fine hoe drillin' with the million dollar And the ten cent brain, gone too long, too much cocaine But now that I'm back, on the block, I'm ready to to right, all night, my game's tight, I wish you might
Take a bite, out of here toxic, melodic, neurotic product from the harvest, who'll be the largest, hardest, smartest Label in town, top dog get down, uhh, radio play me But still I got the kids the world goin' Kid Rock crazyin'
Wicked witches be flyin' on broomsticks, Kid Rock be With the boom, boom, boom biatch, I from the sticks Straight from the RO, Kid Rock I s no bitch Ahh, yes you are hoe, so quit frontin' like y'all don't
When I step into the party with my homeboy Tino What's up? so get a look bro, get a good gander I'm made in Detroit, but my name ain't like a cancer, a virus, while you're lookin' really gay
Like fuckin' Billy Ray Cyrus, I'm the highest MC of all Got my mind on the D and the D on my And the line gets drawn when my can't see Hit me with the tussin' and the morphine IV
I be, they call an OG bitch I'm the motherfuckin' early mornin' stoned Say
One for you Now throw your hands in the air and let's y'all Just throw your up high, hip hop y'all Just throw your hands in the air and let's rock Because a Detroit party stop y'all
Just throw your hands up high, let's y'all Just throw hands side to side, hip hop y'all Just throw your up high, let's rock y'all Because a Kid Rock party don't stop
Now I'm the self made on a mountain on Mars Got the green, cut it with the high roll gloss A Lincoln Continental and a grand Rag top, drop down, on chrome D's biatch
The furs and the gold trim glasses I only the fat asses, and I don't be givin' a fuck Who da hell can rap better than me, I'm a true Fuckin' player and I mack like a G H I J K L M N O P
Is for pimpin', early mornin' stoned I been down, been From the to the top Partyin' down with the slimmies in the cities that I
So ahh, ooh baby, baby, baby let me ya Or if you wanna get your on, I'll just fuck ya the ooh, ahh, ooh, ooh, ooh ahh, biatch, shit I'm the early mornin' pimp
Hey, hey, hey on yo Now throw your hands in the air and rock y'all Just throw your hands up high, hip hop Just throw your in the air and let's rock y'all a Detroit party don't stop y'all
Just your hands up high, let's rock y'all Just throw your hands to side, hip hop y'all Just throw hands in the air, let's rock y'all Because a Kid Rock party stop y'all
I'm Joe C bitch, let me get them damn I might be a little small hoe but I ain't no goddamn So stick it up your ass where the sun don't I'm challenged, you're vertically blind
I'm three foot nine, it's ten foot I'm gonna smack that ass after I pack bong I can flow on all night long Till the break of dawn, till the early
I'm a in your side, can you feel me stickin' Eighty pills a day bitch, I ain't So groove baby, groove baby call your I'm like hooker girl
I got the boogie With the drama, what? With the boogie drama, With the drama, ohh, yeah
Ridin' the neighborhood Me and Kid Rock were up to no With the drama, yeah With your miniskirt and we got some wine
Playin' the radio, ya look so With the drama, yeah Well, well, ohh, baby get funky, that's my job
Punchin nine to five, times, times twenty four, times twelve Day in and day out Well, with the drama With the boogie