This is the true story Mackin
Check it, times are Talk it, more so each year But the early mornin', stoned is here, yeah So let it rain, and let the guitar
And if ya hear me yawn, drop that top on, girl, hey, hey, hey Well, well, well, well, hey, hey, hey Well well well, well, come on, girl, yeah
And I be catchin' them northern pike, like on a ten pound Possess, never fess, take a guess, I be the mornin' Stoned pimp, straight limpin', farm drinkin' At the party big booty pinchin', chillin', a villain, balloon fillin'
Whack MC killin', the fine hoe drillin' the million dollar talent And the ten cent brain, been too long, too much cocaine But now that I'm back, on the block, I'm ready to Left to right, all night, my game's tight, I wish you
a bite, out of this here toxic, melodic, neurotic product Fresh from the harvest, be the largest, hardest, smartest Label in town, top dog get down, uhh, radio won't me But I got the kids around the world goin' Kid Rock crazyin'
Wicked witches be on broomsticks, Kid Rock be comin' the boom, boom, boom biatch, I from the sticks biatch Straight from the RO, Kid Rock I s no bitch Ahh, yes you are hoe, so quit frontin' like don't know
When I step straight into the with my homeboy Tino What's up? so get a good look bro, get a gander I'm in Detroit, but my name ain't Stanzler Spreadin' like a cancer, a virus, while you're lookin' gay
Like fuckin' Ray Cyrus, I'm the highest MC of all time Got my mind on the D and the D on my And the line drawn when my eyes can't see Hit me twice the tussin' and the morphine IV
I be, they call an OG bitch I'm the motherfuckin' early mornin' stoned Say
One for you Now throw your hands in the air and let's y'all Just throw your up high, hip hop y'all Just throw your in the air and let's rock y'all Because a Detroit don't stop y'all
Just your hands up high, let's rock y'all throw your hands side to side, hip hop y'all Just your hands up high, let's rock y'all Because a Kid Rock party don't y'all
Now I'm the made mack on a mountain on Mars Got the money green, cut it with the high gloss A Lincoln Continental and a Marquis Rag top, down, rollin' on chrome D's biatch
The purple and the gold trim glasses I only the fat asses, and I don't be givin' a fuck Who da hell can rap better than me, 'cause I'm a Fuckin' player and I mack like a G H I J K L M N O P
Is for pimpin', mornin' stoned pimpin' I down, been around the bottom to the top Partyin' down with the slimmies in the that I rock
So ahh, ooh baby, baby, baby let me ya Or if you wanna get your freak on, I'll just ya With the ooh, ahh, ooh, ooh, ooh ahh, biatch, I'm the mornin' stoned pimp
Hey, hey, hey on yo Now your hands in the air and let's rock y'all Just throw your hands up high, hip hop Just your hands in the air and let's rock y'all Because a party don't stop y'all
Just throw your hands up high, rock y'all Just throw your hands side to side, hip hop Just your hands in the air, let's rock y'all Because a Kid Rock party don't y'all
I'm Joe C bitch, let me get them tits I might be a little small hoe but I ain't no midget So stick it up your ass the sun don't shine I'm vertically challenged, you're vertically
I'm foot nine, it's ten foot long I'm gonna smack that ass after I pack this I can flow on like all night Till the of dawn, till the early morn
I'm a in your side, can you feel me stickin' Eighty pills a day bitch, I bullshittin' So groove baby, groove baby call your I'm like Charlie girl
I got the drama With the drama, what? the boogie drama, yeah With the drama, ohh, yeah
Ridin' around the Me and Kid Rock up to no good the boogie drama, yeah With your leather and we got some wine
the radio, ya look so fine With the drama, yeah Well, well, well ohh, Let's get funky, my job
Punchin to five, seven times, times twenty four, times twelve Day in and day out Well, with the boogie With the boogie