This is the true story about
Check it, times are Talk about it, more so year But the mornin', stoned pimp is here, yeah So let it rain, and let the rock
And if ya hear me yawn, drop that top on, girl, hey, hey, hey Well, well, well, well, hey, hey, hey Well well well well, well, come on, girl,
And I be them northern pike, like on a ten pound test Possess, never fess, a guess, I be the early mornin' Stoned pimp, straight limpin', farm drinkin' At the party big booty pinchin', chillin', like a villain, fillin'
Whack MC killin', the fine hoe with the million dollar talent And the ten cent brain, been gone too long, too much But now I'm back, on the block, I'm ready to rock Left to right, all night, my game's tight, I wish you
Take a bite, out of here toxic, melodic, neurotic product Fresh the harvest, who'll be the largest, hardest, smartest Label in town, top dog get down, uhh, won't play me But still I got the kids around the world Kid Rock crazyin'
witches be flyin' on broomsticks, Kid Rock be comin' With the boom, boom, biatch, I from the sticks biatch Straight from the RO, Kid Rock I s no bitch Ahh, yes you are hoe, so quit frontin' y'all don't know
When I step straight into the party with my homeboy What's up? so get a look bro, get a good gander I'm made in Detroit, but my ain't Stanzler Spreadin' like a cancer, a virus, while you're lookin' gay
Like fuckin' Ray Cyrus, I'm the highest MC of all time Got my mind on the D and the D on my And the gets drawn when my eyes can't see Hit me twice with the and the morphine IV
I be, they call an OG bitch I'm the motherfuckin' early mornin' pimp Say
One for you Now your hands in the air and let's rock y'all throw your hands up high, hip hop y'all Just your hands in the air and let's rock y'all Because a Detroit party don't y'all
Just your hands up high, let's rock y'all throw your hands side to side, hip hop y'all Just throw your hands up high, let's rock Because a Kid Rock party stop y'all
Now I'm the made mack on a mountain on Mars Got the money green, cut it with the high gloss A Lincoln Continental and a Marquis Rag top, drop down, rollin' on chrome D's
The purple furs and the trim glasses I only bust the fat asses, and I don't be givin' a Who da hell can rap better than me, 'cause I'm a player and I mack like a real G H I J K L M N O P
Is for pimpin', early mornin' stoned I been down, been the bottom to the top Partyin' down the slimmies in the cities that I rock
So ahh, ooh baby, baby, baby let me ya Or if you wanna get freak on, I'll just fuck ya With the ooh, ahh, ooh, ooh, ooh ahh, biatch, I'm the mornin' stoned pimp
Hey, hey, hey on yo Now throw your in the air and let's rock y'all Just throw your up high, hip hop y'all Just your hands in the air and let's rock y'all a Detroit party don't stop y'all
Just throw your hands up high, let's rock Just throw hands side to side, hip hop y'all Just throw your hands in the air, rock y'all Because a Kid Rock party don't y'all
I'm Joe C bitch, let me get them damn I be a little small hoe but I ain't no goddamn midget So stick it up your ass the sun don't shine I'm vertically challenged, you're vertically
I'm three foot nine, it's ten foot I'm smack that ass after I pack this bong I can on like all night long the break of dawn, till the early morn
I'm a thorn in side, can you feel me stickin' Eighty a day bitch, I ain't bullshittin' So groove baby, baby call your momma I'm like Charlie girl
I got the drama With the drama, what? the boogie drama, yeah With the boogie drama, ohh,
Ridin' around the Me and Kid Rock up to no good the boogie drama, yeah With your leather miniskirt and we got some
Playin' the radio, ya look so the boogie drama, yeah Well, well, ohh, baby Let's get funky, my job
Punchin nine to five, seven times, twenty four, times twelve Day in and day out Well, the boogie drama With the drama