This is the true story Mackin
Check it, times are Talk about it, more so each But the early mornin', stoned is here, yeah So let it rain, and let the rock
And if ya hear me yawn, drop that top on, girl, hey, hey, hey Well, well, well, well, hey, hey, hey Well well well, well, come on, girl, yeah
And I be them northern pike, like on a ten pound test Possess, fess, take a guess, I be the early mornin' Stoned pimp, straight limpin', Boone's farm At the big booty pinchin', chillin', like a villain, balloon fillin'
Whack MC killin', the fine hoe drillin' with the dollar talent And the ten cent brain, been gone too long, too much But now that I'm back, on the block, I'm to rock to right, all night, my game's tight, I wish you might
Take a bite, out of here toxic, melodic, neurotic product Fresh from the harvest, who'll be the largest, hardest, Label in town, top dog get down, uhh, radio play me But still I got the kids the world goin' Kid Rock crazyin'
Wicked witches be flyin' on broomsticks, Kid be comin' With the boom, boom, boom biatch, I from the sticks Straight from the RO, Kid Rock I ain't s no Ahh, yes you are hoe, so quit like y'all don't know
When I step straight into the with my homeboy Tino What's up? so get a look bro, get a good gander I'm made in Detroit, but my name Stanzler Spreadin' like a cancer, a virus, while you're lookin' gay
Like fuckin' Ray Cyrus, I'm the highest MC of all time Got my mind on the D and the D on my And the line gets drawn my eyes can't see Hit me twice with the tussin' and the IV
I be, what they call an OG I'm the motherfuckin' mornin' stoned pimp Say
One for you Now your hands in the air and let's rock y'all Just your hands up high, hip hop y'all Just your hands in the air and let's rock y'all Because a Detroit party don't y'all
Just your hands up high, let's rock y'all Just throw your hands side to side, hip hop Just throw your hands up high, let's rock Because a Kid Rock don't stop y'all
Now I'm the self mack on a mountain on Mars Got the money green, cut it with the high gloss A Lincoln and a grand Marquis Rag top, drop down, on chrome D's biatch
The furs and the gold trim glasses I only the fat asses, and I don't be givin' a fuck Who da can rap better than me, 'cause I'm a true Fuckin' player and I mack a real G H I J K L M N O P
Is for pimpin', early mornin' pimpin' I been down, been the bottom to the top Partyin' down with the slimmies in the that I rock
So ahh, ooh baby, baby, baby let me ya Or if you wanna get your on, I'll just fuck ya the ooh, ahh, ooh, ooh, ooh ahh, biatch, shit I'm the early mornin' stoned
Hey, hey, hey on yo Now your hands in the air and let's rock y'all throw your hands up high, hip hop y'all Just throw your hands in the air and rock y'all Because a Detroit party don't y'all
Just throw your hands up high, let's rock throw your hands side to side, hip hop y'all Just throw your hands in the air, let's rock Because a Kid Rock party don't stop
I'm Joe C bitch, let me get them tits I might be a little hoe but I ain't no goddamn midget So stick it up your ass where the sun don't I'm vertically challenged, vertically blind
I'm three foot nine, it's ten foot I'm gonna smack that ass after I this bong I can on like all night long Till the break of dawn, the early morn
I'm a in your side, can you feel me stickin' pills a day bitch, I ain't bullshittin' So groove baby, groove baby call your I'm like hooker girl
I got the boogie the boogie drama, what? With the drama, yeah the boogie drama, ohh, yeah
Ridin' the neighborhood Me and Kid Rock were up to no With the drama, yeah your leather miniskirt and we got some wine
Playin' the radio, ya so fine the boogie drama, yeah Well, well, ohh, baby Let's get funky, my job
Punchin nine to five, seven times, twenty four, times twelve Day in and day out Well, with the boogie With the drama