This is the story about Mackin
Check it, times are Talk about it, so each year But the mornin', stoned pimp is here, yeah So let it rain, and let the rock
And if ya hear me yawn, just drop top on, girl, hey, hey, hey Well, well, well, well, hey, hey, hey Well well well well, well, come on, girl,
And I be catchin' them northern pike, on a ten pound test Possess, fess, take a guess, I be the early mornin' Stoned pimp, straight limpin', farm drinkin' At the party big booty pinchin', chillin', a villain, balloon fillin'
Whack MC killin', the fine hoe drillin' with the dollar talent And the ten brain, been gone too long, too much cocaine But now that I'm back, on the block, I'm to rock to right, all night, my game's tight, I wish you might
Take a bite, out of this toxic, melodic, neurotic product Fresh from the harvest, be the largest, hardest, smartest Label in town, top dog get down, uhh, radio play me But still I got the kids around the goin' Kid Rock crazyin'
Wicked witches be flyin' on broomsticks, Kid Rock be With the boom, boom, boom biatch, I the sticks biatch from the RO, Kid Rock I ain't s no bitch Ahh, yes you are hoe, so frontin' like y'all don't know
When I step straight the party with my homeboy Tino What's up? so get a good look bro, get a gander I'm made in Detroit, but my name Stanzler like a cancer, a virus, while you're lookin' really gay
Like fuckin' Ray Cyrus, I'm the highest MC of all time Got my on the D and the D on my mind And the line gets drawn my eyes can't see Hit me twice with the and the morphine IV
I be, what they call an OG I'm the early mornin' stoned pimp Say
One for you Now throw hands in the air and let's rock y'all Just throw hands up high, hip hop y'all Just throw your hands in the air and let's y'all Because a Detroit don't stop y'all
Just throw your hands up high, let's rock Just throw hands side to side, hip hop y'all Just your hands up high, let's rock y'all a Kid Rock party don't stop y'all
Now I'm the self mack on a mountain on Mars Got the money green, cut it the high roll gloss A Lincoln and a grand Marquis Rag top, drop down, on chrome D's biatch
The furs and the gold trim glasses I only bust the fat asses, and I don't be givin' a Who da hell can rap better than me, I'm a true player and I mack like a real G H I J K L M N O P
Is for pimpin', early mornin' stoned I been down, around From the to the top Partyin' down with the slimmies in the cities I rock
So ahh, ooh baby, baby, let me love ya Or if you wanna get your freak on, I'll just ya the ooh, ahh, ooh, ooh, ooh ahh, biatch, shit I'm the early stoned pimp
Hey, hey, hey on yo Now throw your hands in the air and let's rock Just throw hands up high, hip hop y'all throw your hands in the air and let's rock y'all Because a Detroit party don't stop
Just throw your hands up high, rock y'all Just your hands side to side, hip hop y'all Just throw your hands in the air, let's rock Because a Kid Rock don't stop y'all
I'm Joe C bitch, let me get them tits I might be a small hoe but I ain't no goddamn midget So stick it up your ass where the sun shine I'm vertically challenged, you're vertically
I'm three foot nine, it's ten long I'm gonna smack that ass after I this bong I can flow on all night long Till the break of dawn, till the morn
I'm a thorn in side, can you feel me stickin' Eighty pills a day bitch, I bullshittin' So groove baby, groove baby call momma I'm like Charlie hooker
I got the drama With the drama, what? the boogie drama, yeah With the drama, ohh, yeah
Ridin' the neighborhood Me and Kid were up to no good With the boogie drama, With your leather and we got some wine
Playin' the radio, ya look so the boogie drama, yeah Well, well, well ohh, Let's get funky, my job
Punchin to five, seven times, times twenty four, times twelve Day in and day out Well, with the boogie With the boogie