This is the true story about
Check it, times are about it, more so each year But the mornin', stoned pimp is here, yeah So let it rain, and let the guitar
And if ya hear me yawn, drop that top on, girl, hey, hey, hey Well, well, well, well, hey, hey, hey Well well well, well, come on, girl, yeah
And I be catchin' them pike, like on a ten pound test Possess, fess, take a guess, I be the early mornin' Stoned pimp, limpin', Boone's farm drinkin' At the party big pinchin', chillin', like a villain, balloon fillin'
Whack MC killin', the fine hoe drillin' with the million talent And the ten cent brain, been too long, too much cocaine But now I'm back, on the block, I'm ready to rock Left to right, all night, my game's tight, I wish you
Take a bite, out of here toxic, melodic, neurotic product Fresh from the harvest, who'll be the largest, hardest, Label in town, top dog get down, uhh, radio play me But still I got the around the world goin' Kid Rock crazyin'
Wicked witches be flyin' on broomsticks, Kid Rock be With the boom, boom, boom biatch, I from the sticks Straight from the RO, Kid Rock I s no bitch Ahh, yes you are hoe, so quit frontin' y'all don't know
When I step into the party with my homeboy Tino What's up? so get a look bro, get a good gander I'm made in Detroit, but my name ain't Spreadin' like a cancer, a virus, you're lookin' really gay
Like fuckin' Billy Ray Cyrus, I'm the MC of all time Got my on the D and the D on my mind And the line drawn when my eyes can't see Hit me twice with the and the morphine IV
I be, what they an OG bitch I'm the motherfuckin' early stoned pimp Say
One for you Now throw your hands in the air and rock y'all Just throw your up high, hip hop y'all throw your hands in the air and let's rock y'all Because a Detroit don't stop y'all
throw your hands up high, let's rock y'all Just throw your hands to side, hip hop y'all Just throw your up high, let's rock y'all Because a Kid Rock party don't y'all
Now I'm the made mack on a mountain on Mars Got the money green, cut it with the roll gloss A Continental and a grand Marquis Rag top, down, rollin' on chrome D's biatch
The furs and the gold trim glasses I only bust the fat asses, and I be givin' a fuck Who da hell can rap better than me, I'm a true Fuckin' player and I mack like a G H I J K L M N O P
Is for pimpin', early mornin' stoned I been down, been the bottom to the top Partyin' down with the in the cities that I rock
So ahh, ooh baby, baby, baby let me ya Or if you wanna get freak on, I'll just fuck ya With the ooh, ahh, ooh, ooh, ooh ahh, biatch, I'm the mornin' stoned pimp
Hey, hey, hey on yo Now throw your hands in the air and rock y'all Just throw your up high, hip hop y'all Just throw your hands in the air and let's y'all Because a Detroit party stop y'all
throw your hands up high, let's rock y'all Just throw your hands to side, hip hop y'all Just throw hands in the air, let's rock y'all Because a Kid Rock party don't y'all
I'm Joe C bitch, let me get damn tits I might be a little small hoe but I ain't no goddamn So stick it up ass where the sun don't shine I'm vertically challenged, you're vertically
I'm three foot nine, it's ten long I'm smack that ass after I pack this bong I can on like all night long Till the break of dawn, the early morn
I'm a thorn in your side, can you me stickin' Eighty pills a day bitch, I ain't So groove baby, groove call your momma I'm like Charlie hooker
I got the boogie the boogie drama, what? With the boogie drama, With the boogie drama, ohh,
around the neighborhood Me and Kid Rock up to no good the boogie drama, yeah With your leather miniskirt and we got some
Playin' the radio, ya look so With the boogie drama, Well, well, well ohh, Let's get funky, my job
Punchin to five, seven times, times twenty four, times twelve Day in and day out Well, with the drama With the boogie