Luyện nghe bài hát Dungeons And Dragons

"Dungeons and Dragons" by Dr.
Narrator: Dungeons and Dragons, Satan's game. Your children like it or not, are attracted in their weaker years to the Occult and a game like D+D fuels their imagination and makes them feel special, while drawing them and deeper into the bowels of El Diablo. This afternoon the Dead Alewives watch tower invites you to sit in on an actual gaming session. Observe the previously unobservable as a hidden camera takes you to the inner sanctum of Dungeons and Dragons
Graham: Galstaff you have entered the door to the north. You are now by yourself standing in a room, the pungent stench of mildew emanates off the wet dungeon walls.
Nightblade: are the Cheetos!
Graham: right next to you.
I cast a spell.
Nightblade: the Mountain Dew!
In the Fridge. DUH!
Galstaff: I wanna a spell.
Nightblade: Can I have a Dew!
Graham: Yes, you can have a Dew just go get it.
Galstaff: I can cast any of right, on the list?
Graham: Yes, any any of the first ones.
I'm gonna get a soda, any one want one? Hey Graham I'm not in the room right?
Graham: room?
Galstaff: I wanna cast missile.
Nightblade: The room where he's casting all spells from!
Graham: He hasn't any thing yet.
Galstaff: I am if you'd listen. I'm casting Magic Missile.
Graham: Why are you casting Missile, there's nothing to attack here.
Galstaff: I- I- I'm the darkness.
(laughing)
Graham: Fine fine you attack the darkness an elf in front of you.
Whoa! That's me right?
Graham: He's wearing a tunic and he has gray hair and blue eyes.
Picard: No I don't, I gray eyes.
Graham: Let me see sheet.
Picard: Well it I have, well it says I have blue but I decided I wanted gray eyes.
Whatever, ok, you guys can talk now if you want.
Hello.

Hello.
Galstaff: I am Galstaff, of Light.
Picard: Then how come you had to Magic Missile?
(laughing)
Graham: Y- Y- Y- You are being attacked.
Nightblade: Do I see happening!?!
NO! You're outside by the tavern.
Cool, I get drunk!
Graham: Ugh. There are are seven ogres surrounding you.
Picard: How can they surround us? I had Magical Watch Dog cast!
No you didn't.
Nightblade: I'm getting drunk! Are there any girls
Picard: I totally did. You asked me if I wanted any equipment before adventure, and I said no, but I need material components for all my spells, so I cast Mordenkainens Faithful Watch Dog.
Graham: But you actually cast it.
Roll the dice to see if I'm getting drunk!
Graham: Ugh. you are.
Are there any girls there?
Yeah!
Picard: I did though; I completely said when you me...
Graham: No you didn't. You didn't actually say you were casting the spell so now there's ogres. Ok.
Nightblade: OGRES!?! Man, I got an ogre slaying knife! It's got a +9 ogres!
Graham: not there, you're getting DRUNK!
Nightblade: Ok, but if any girls there I wanna do them!
Narrator: There you have it. A frightening look into Americas most frightening past time. Remember that it's not you children's fault their being drawn into a satanic world of nightmare. It's their gym teachers fault for making them feel out cast when they couldn't do one single pull up.