Luyện nghe bài hát Dungeons And Dragons

"Dungeons and Dragons" by Dr.
Narrator: Dungeons and Dragons, Satan's game. Your children like it or not, are attracted in their weaker years to the Occult and a game D+D fuels their imagination and makes them feel special, while drawing them deeper and deeper into the bowels of El Diablo. This afternoon the Dead Alewives watch tower invites you to sit in on an actual gaming session. Observe the previously unobservable as a hidden camera takes you to the inner sanctum of Dungeons and Dragons
Graham: Galstaff you have entered the door to the north. You are now by yourself standing in a dark room, the stench of mildew emanates off the wet dungeon walls.
Nightblade: are the Cheetos!
Graham: They're right to you.
Galstaff: I a spell.
Nightblade: Where's the Dew!
In the Fridge. DUH!
Galstaff: I cast a spell.
Can I have a Mountain Dew!
Graham: Yes, you can a Mountain Dew just go get it.
Galstaff: I can cast any of right, on the list?
Graham: Yes, any any of the level ones.
Nightblade: I'm get a soda, any one want one? Hey Graham I'm not in the room right?
Graham: room?
Galstaff: I wanna magic missile.
Nightblade: The room where casting all these spells from!
Graham: He hasn't cast any yet.
Galstaff: I am though if listen. I'm casting Magic Missile.
Graham: Why are you casting Magic Missile, there's to attack here.
I- I- I'm attacking the darkness.
(laughing)
Graham: Fine fine you attack the there's an elf in front of you.
Whoa! That's me right?
Graham: He's wearing a brown tunic and he has hair and blue eyes.
Picard: No I don't, I have eyes.
Graham: Let me see sheet.
Picard: Well it says I have, well it says I have blue but I decided I gray eyes.
Graham: Whatever, ok, you guys can now if you want.
Hello.

Hello.
Galstaff: I am Galstaff, of Light.
Picard: Then how come you had to Magic Missile?
(laughing)
Graham: Y- Y- Y- You are being attacked.
Do I see that happening!?!
Graham: NO! outside by the tavern.
Cool, I get drunk!
Graham: Ugh. There are there are ogres surrounding you.
How can they surround us? I had Mordenkainens Magical Watch Dog cast!
No you didn't.
Nightblade: I'm getting drunk! Are any girls there?
Picard: I totally did. You asked me if I wanted any equipment before this adventure, and I said no, but I need material components for all my spells, so I Mordenkainens Faithful Watch Dog.
But you never actually cast it.
Nightblade: Roll the to see if I'm getting drunk!
Graham: Ugh. you are.
Nightblade: Are any girls there?
Yeah!
Picard: I did though; I said when you asked me...
Graham: No you didn't. You didn't actually say that you were casting the so now there's ogres. Ok.
OGRES!?! Man, I got an ogre slaying knife! It's got a +9 against ogres!
Graham: You're not there, you're DRUNK!
Nightblade: Ok, but if there's any girls there I do them!
Narrator: There you have it. A frightening look into Americas most frightening past time. that it's not you children's fault that's their being drawn into a satanic world of nightmare. It's their gym teachers fault for making them feel out cast when they couldn't do one single pull up.