Luyện nghe bài hát Dungeons And Dragons

"Dungeons and Dragons" by Dr.
Narrator: Dungeons and Dragons, Satan's game. Your children like it or not, are attracted in their weaker years to the Occult and a game like D+D fuels their imagination and makes them feel special, while drawing them deeper and deeper into the bowels of El Diablo. This afternoon the Dead Alewives watch tower invites you to sit in on an actual gaming session. Observe the previously unobservable as a hidden camera you to the inner sanctum of Dungeons and Dragons
Graham: Galstaff you have entered the door to the north. You are now by yourself standing in a room, the pungent stench of mildew emanates off the wet dungeon walls.
Where are the Cheetos!
Graham: They're right to you.
I cast a spell.
Nightblade: the Mountain Dew!
In the Fridge. DUH!
Galstaff: I cast a spell.
Can I have a Mountain Dew!
Graham: Yes, you can have a Dew just go get it.
Galstaff: I can cast any of these right, on the
Yes, any any of the first level ones.
Nightblade: I'm gonna get a soda, any one want one? Hey Graham I'm not in the right?
Graham: room?
I wanna cast magic missile.
Nightblade: The room where he's casting all these from!
Graham: He hasn't cast any yet.
Galstaff: I am though if you'd listen. I'm Magic Missile.
Graham: Why are you casting Missile, there's nothing to attack here.
Galstaff: I- I- I'm the darkness.
(laughing)
Graham: fine you attack the darkness there's an elf in front of you.
Picard: Whoa! That's me
Graham: He's wearing a brown tunic and he has gray and blue eyes.
Picard: No I don't, I gray eyes.
Let me see that sheet.
Picard: Well it says I have, well it says I have but I decided I wanted gray eyes.
Graham: Whatever, ok, you can talk now if you want.
Hello.

Hello.
Galstaff: I am Galstaff, of Light.
Picard: Then how come you had to cast Missile?
(laughing)
Y- Y- Y- You guys are being attacked.
Nightblade: Do I see happening!?!
Graham: NO! outside by the tavern.
Cool, I get drunk!
Graham: Ugh. There are there are seven surrounding you.
Picard: How can surround us? I had Mordenkainens Magical Watch Dog cast!
No you didn't.
Nightblade: I'm getting drunk! Are any girls there?
Picard: I totally did. You asked me if I wanted any equipment before this adventure, and I no, but I need material components for all my spells, so I cast Mordenkainens Faithful Watch Dog.
Graham: But you actually cast it.
Nightblade: Roll the to see if I'm getting drunk!
Ugh. Yeah you are.
Nightblade: Are there any there?
Yeah!
Picard: I did though; I completely when you asked me...
Graham: No you didn't. You didn't actually say you were casting the spell so now there's ogres. Ok.
Nightblade: OGRES!?! Man, I got an ogre slaying knife! got a +9 against ogres!
You're not there, you're getting DRUNK!
Nightblade: Ok, but if there's any there I wanna do them!
Narrator: There you have it. A frightening look into Americas most frightening past time. Remember that it's not you fault that's their being drawn into a satanic world of nightmare. It's their gym teachers fault for making them feel out cast when they couldn't do one single pull up.