Luyện nghe bài hát Dungeons And Dragons

"Dungeons and Dragons" by Dr.
Narrator: Dungeons and Dragons, Satan's game. children like it or not, are attracted in their weaker years to the Occult and a game like D+D fuels their imagination and makes them feel special, while drawing them deeper and deeper into the bowels of El Diablo. This afternoon the Dead Alewives watch tower invites you to sit in on an actual gaming session. Observe the previously unobservable as a hidden camera takes you to the inner sanctum of Dungeons and Dragons
Graham: Galstaff you have entered the door to the north. You are now by yourself standing in a dark room, the stench of mildew emanates off the wet dungeon walls.
Where are the Cheetos!
Graham: right next to you.
I cast a spell.
Nightblade: Where's the Dew!
In the Fridge. DUH!
Galstaff: I cast a spell.
Nightblade: Can I a Mountain Dew!
Graham: Yes, you can have a Dew just go get it.
Galstaff: I can cast any of these right, on the
Graham: Yes, any any of the level ones.
I'm gonna get a soda, any one want one? Hey Graham I'm not in the room right?
Graham: room?
Galstaff: I cast magic missile.
Nightblade: The where he's casting all these spells from!
Graham: He hasn't any thing yet.
Galstaff: I am if you'd listen. I'm casting Magic Missile.
Graham: Why are you casting Magic Missile, nothing to attack here.
I- I- I'm attacking the darkness.
(laughing)
Graham: Fine fine you attack the darkness an elf in front of you.
Whoa! That's me right?
Graham: He's wearing a brown and he has gray hair and blue eyes.
No I don't, I have gray eyes.
Graham: Let me see sheet.
Picard: Well it says I have, well it says I blue but I decided I wanted gray eyes.
Graham: Whatever, ok, you can talk now if you want.
Hello.

Hello.
Galstaff: I am Galstaff, of Light.
Then how come you had to cast Magic Missile?
(laughing)
Graham: Y- Y- Y- You are being attacked.
Do I see that happening!?!
Graham: NO! outside by the tavern.
Cool, I get drunk!
Graham: Ugh. There are there are seven ogres you.
Picard: How can they surround us? I had Magical Watch Dog cast!
No you didn't.
Nightblade: I'm drunk! Are there any girls there?
Picard: I totally did. You asked me if I wanted any equipment before adventure, and I said no, but I need material components for all my spells, so I cast Mordenkainens Faithful Watch Dog.
But you never actually cast it.
Nightblade: the dice to see if I'm getting drunk!
Graham: Ugh. you are.
Nightblade: Are any girls there?
Yeah!
Picard: I did though; I completely said you asked me...
Graham: No you didn't. You actually say that you were casting the spell so now there's ogres. Ok.
Nightblade: OGRES!?! Man, I got an ogre knife! It's got a +9 against ogres!
Graham: not there, you're getting DRUNK!
Nightblade: Ok, but if there's any there I wanna do them!
Narrator: There you have it. A frightening look into Americas most frightening past time. Remember that it's not you children's fault that's their being drawn into a satanic world of nightmare. their gym teachers fault for making them feel out cast when they couldn't do one single pull up.