Luyện nghe bài hát Dungeons And Dragons

"Dungeons and Dragons" by Dr.
Narrator: Dungeons and Dragons, Satan's game. Your children like it or not, are attracted in their weaker years to the Occult and a game like D+D fuels their imagination and makes them feel special, while drawing them deeper and deeper into the bowels of El Diablo. This afternoon the Alewives watch tower invites you to sit in on an actual gaming session. Observe the previously unobservable as a hidden camera takes you to the inner sanctum of Dungeons and Dragons
Graham: Galstaff you have entered the door to the north. You are now by yourself standing in a dark room, the pungent stench of emanates off the wet dungeon walls.
Where are the Cheetos!
Graham: right next to you.
Galstaff: I a spell.
Nightblade: the Mountain Dew!
In the Fridge. DUH!
Galstaff: I cast a spell.
Nightblade: Can I a Mountain Dew!
Graham: Yes, you can have a Mountain Dew go get it.
Galstaff: I can cast any of these right, on the
Graham: Yes, any any of the level ones.
I'm gonna get a soda, any one want one? Hey Graham I'm not in the room right?
Graham: room?
I wanna cast magic missile.
Nightblade: The where he's casting all these spells from!
Graham: He hasn't any thing yet.
Galstaff: I am though if you'd listen. I'm Magic Missile.
Graham: Why are you casting Missile, there's nothing to attack here.
Galstaff: I- I- I'm the darkness.
(laughing)
Graham: Fine fine you the darkness there's an elf in front of you.
Whoa! That's me right?
Graham: He's wearing a brown tunic and he has gray hair and eyes.
Picard: No I don't, I gray eyes.
Let me see that sheet.
Picard: Well it says I have, well it says I have blue but I I wanted gray eyes.
Graham: Whatever, ok, you guys can now if you want.
Hello.

Hello.
Galstaff: I am Galstaff, of Light.
Picard: how come you had to cast Magic Missile?
(laughing)
Graham: Y- Y- Y- You guys are attacked.
Nightblade: Do I see happening!?!
Graham: NO! outside by the tavern.
Cool, I get drunk!
Graham: Ugh. are there are seven ogres surrounding you.
How can they surround us? I had Mordenkainens Magical Watch Dog cast!
No you didn't.
Nightblade: I'm getting drunk! Are there any girls
Picard: I totally did. You asked me if I wanted any equipment before this adventure, and I said no, but I need material components for all my spells, so I cast Mordenkainens Faithful Dog.
Graham: But you never actually it.
Nightblade: Roll the to see if I'm getting drunk!
Graham: Ugh. you are.
Nightblade: Are there any there?
Yeah!
Picard: I did though; I completely said you asked me...
Graham: No you didn't. You didn't actually say that you casting the spell so now there's ogres. Ok.
OGRES!?! Man, I got an ogre slaying knife! It's got a +9 against ogres!
Graham: You're not there, getting DRUNK!
Nightblade: Ok, but if there's any there I wanna do them!
Narrator: There you have it. A frightening look into Americas most frightening past time. Remember that it's not you fault that's their being drawn into a satanic world of nightmare. It's their gym teachers fault for making them feel out cast when they couldn't do one single pull up.