Luyện nghe bài hát Dungeons And Dragons

"Dungeons and Dragons" by Dr.
Narrator: Dungeons and Dragons, Satan's game. Your children like it or not, are attracted in their weaker years to the Occult and a game like D+D fuels their imagination and makes them feel special, while drawing them deeper and deeper into the bowels of El Diablo. This afternoon the Dead Alewives watch invites you to sit in on an actual gaming session. Observe the previously unobservable as a hidden camera takes you to the inner sanctum of Dungeons and Dragons
Graham: Galstaff you have entered the door to the north. You are now by yourself standing in a dark room, the pungent of mildew emanates off the wet dungeon walls.
Where are the Cheetos!
Graham: They're right to you.
Galstaff: I a spell.
Nightblade: Where's the Dew!
In the Fridge. DUH!
Galstaff: I cast a spell.
Nightblade: Can I have a Dew!
Graham: Yes, you can a Mountain Dew just go get it.
Galstaff: I can cast any of these right, on the
Graham: Yes, any any of the level ones.
Nightblade: I'm gonna get a soda, any one want one? Hey Graham I'm not in the right?
Graham: What
I wanna cast magic missile.
Nightblade: The where he's casting all these spells from!
Graham: He hasn't any thing yet.
Galstaff: I am though if you'd listen. I'm Magic Missile.
Graham: Why are you casting Magic Missile, there's to attack here.
I- I- I'm attacking the darkness.
(laughing)
Graham: Fine fine you attack the darkness an elf in front of you.
Picard: Whoa! That's me
Graham: He's wearing a brown and he has gray hair and blue eyes.
No I don't, I have gray eyes.
Graham: Let me see sheet.
Picard: Well it I have, well it says I have blue but I decided I wanted gray eyes.
Graham: Whatever, ok, you can talk now if you want.
Hello.

Hello.
Galstaff: I am Galstaff, of Light.
Picard: Then how come you had to cast Magic
(laughing)
Graham: Y- Y- Y- You guys are attacked.
Nightblade: Do I see happening!?!
Graham: NO! You're by the tavern.
Cool, I get drunk!
Graham: Ugh. are there are seven ogres surrounding you.
Picard: How can surround us? I had Mordenkainens Magical Watch Dog cast!
No you didn't.
Nightblade: I'm drunk! Are there any girls there?
Picard: I totally did. You me if I wanted any equipment before this adventure, and I said no, but I need material components for all my spells, so I cast Mordenkainens Faithful Watch Dog.
Graham: But you never actually it.
Roll the dice to see if I'm getting drunk!
Graham: Ugh. you are.
Nightblade: Are there any there?
Yeah!
Picard: I did though; I completely said you asked me...
Graham: No you didn't. You didn't actually say that you were casting the spell so now ogres. Ok.
Nightblade: OGRES!?! Man, I got an ogre slaying knife! It's got a +9 ogres!
Graham: not there, you're getting DRUNK!
Nightblade: Ok, but if there's any there I wanna do them!
Narrator: There you have it. A frightening into Americas most frightening past time. Remember that it's not you children's fault that's their being drawn into a satanic world of nightmare. It's their gym teachers fault for making them feel out cast when they couldn't do one single pull up.