Luyện nghe bài hát Dungeons And Dragons

"Dungeons and Dragons" by Dr.
Narrator: Dungeons and Dragons, Satan's game. Your children like it or not, are attracted in their weaker years to the Occult and a game D+D fuels their imagination and makes them feel special, while drawing them deeper and deeper into the bowels of El Diablo. This afternoon the Dead Alewives watch tower invites you to sit in on an actual gaming session. Observe the previously unobservable as a hidden camera takes you to the inner sanctum of Dungeons and Dragons
Graham: Galstaff you have entered the door to the north. You are now by yourself in a dark room, the pungent stench of mildew emanates off the wet dungeon walls.
Where are the Cheetos!
Graham: They're next to you.
Galstaff: I a spell.
Nightblade: Where's the Dew!
In the Fridge. DUH!
Galstaff: I wanna a spell.
Nightblade: Can I have a Dew!
Graham: Yes, you can have a Mountain Dew go get it.
Galstaff: I can cast any of these right, on the
Graham: Yes, any any of the level ones.
Nightblade: I'm gonna get a soda, any one want one? Hey I'm not in the room right?
What room?
Galstaff: I cast magic missile.
Nightblade: The room where he's all these spells from!
Graham: He cast any thing yet.
I am though if you'd listen. I'm casting Magic Missile.
Graham: Why are you Magic Missile, there's nothing to attack here.
Galstaff: I- I- I'm the darkness.
(laughing)
Fine fine you attack the darkness there's an elf in front of you.
Picard: Whoa! me right?
Graham: He's a brown tunic and he has gray hair and blue eyes.
Picard: No I don't, I gray eyes.
Graham: Let me see sheet.
Picard: Well it I have, well it says I have blue but I decided I wanted gray eyes.
Graham: Whatever, ok, you can talk now if you want.
Hello.

Hello.
Galstaff: I am Galstaff, of Light.
Picard: Then how you had to cast Magic Missile?
(laughing)
Graham: Y- Y- Y- You guys are attacked.
Nightblade: Do I see happening!?!
Graham: NO! outside by the tavern.
Cool, I get drunk!
Graham: Ugh. There are there are seven ogres you.
Picard: How can surround us? I had Mordenkainens Magical Watch Dog cast!
No you didn't.
Nightblade: I'm drunk! Are there any girls there?
Picard: I totally did. You me if I wanted any equipment before this adventure, and I said no, but I need material components for all my spells, so I cast Mordenkainens Faithful Watch Dog.
Graham: But you actually cast it.
Nightblade: Roll the to see if I'm getting drunk!
Graham: Ugh. you are.
Nightblade: Are there any there?
Yeah!
Picard: I did though; I said when you asked me...
Graham: No you didn't. You actually say that you were casting the spell so now there's ogres. Ok.
Nightblade: OGRES!?! Man, I got an slaying knife! It's got a +9 against ogres!
Graham: not there, you're getting DRUNK!
Nightblade: Ok, but if there's any girls I wanna do them!
Narrator: There you have it. A frightening look into Americas most frightening past time. Remember that it's not you children's fault their being drawn into a satanic world of nightmare. It's their gym teachers fault for making them feel out cast when they couldn't do one single pull up.