Luyện nghe bài hát Dungeons And Dragons

"Dungeons and Dragons" by Dr.
Narrator: Dungeons and Dragons, Satan's game. Your children like it or not, are attracted in their years to the Occult and a game like D+D fuels their imagination and makes them feel special, while drawing them deeper and deeper into the bowels of El Diablo. This afternoon the Dead Alewives watch tower invites you to sit in on an actual gaming session. Observe the previously unobservable as a hidden camera takes you to the inner sanctum of Dungeons and Dragons
Graham: Galstaff you have entered the door to the north. You are now by yourself standing in a dark room, the pungent stench of mildew off the wet dungeon walls.
Where are the Cheetos!
Graham: right next to you.
Galstaff: I a spell.
Nightblade: Where's the Dew!
In the Fridge. DUH!
Galstaff: I cast a spell.
Nightblade: Can I a Mountain Dew!
Graham: Yes, you can have a Dew just go get it.
Galstaff: I can cast any of these right, on the
Yes, any any of the first level ones.
Nightblade: I'm gonna get a soda, any one want Hey Graham I'm not in the room right?
Graham: room?
I wanna cast magic missile.
Nightblade: The room where casting all these spells from!
Graham: He hasn't cast any yet.
Galstaff: I am though if listen. I'm casting Magic Missile.
Graham: Why are you Magic Missile, there's nothing to attack here.
I- I- I'm attacking the darkness.
(laughing)
Graham: Fine fine you attack the darkness there's an elf in of you.
Picard: Whoa! That's me
Graham: He's a brown tunic and he has gray hair and blue eyes.
Picard: No I don't, I have eyes.
Graham: Let me see sheet.
Picard: Well it says I have, well it I have blue but I decided I wanted gray eyes.
Graham: Whatever, ok, you guys can now if you want.
Hello.

Hello.
Galstaff: I am Galstaff, of Light.
Then how come you had to cast Magic Missile?
(laughing)
Graham: Y- Y- Y- You are being attacked.
Nightblade: Do I see happening!?!
NO! You're outside by the tavern.
Cool, I get drunk!
Graham: Ugh. There are are seven ogres surrounding you.
Picard: How can they surround us? I had Mordenkainens Magical Dog cast!
No you didn't.
Nightblade: I'm drunk! Are there any girls there?
Picard: I totally did. You me if I wanted any equipment before this adventure, and I said no, but I need material components for all my spells, so I cast Mordenkainens Faithful Watch Dog.
Graham: But you never actually it.
Roll the dice to see if I'm getting drunk!
Graham: Ugh. you are.
Nightblade: Are there any girls
Yeah!
Picard: I did though; I said when you asked me...
No you didn't. You didn't actually say that you were casting the spell so now there's ogres. Ok.
Nightblade: OGRES!?! Man, I got an ogre slaying knife! It's got a +9 ogres!
You're not there, you're getting DRUNK!
Nightblade: Ok, but if there's any there I wanna do them!
Narrator: There you have it. A frightening look into Americas most frightening past time. Remember that it's not you children's fault that's their being drawn into a satanic world of nightmare. It's their gym teachers for making them feel out cast when they couldn't do one single pull up.