Luyện nghe bài hát Dungeons And Dragons

"Dungeons and Dragons" by Dr.
Narrator: and Dragons, Satan's game. Your children like it or not, are attracted in their weaker years to the Occult and a game like D+D fuels their imagination and makes them feel special, while drawing them deeper and deeper into the bowels of El Diablo. This afternoon the Dead Alewives watch tower invites you to sit in on an actual gaming session. Observe the previously unobservable as a hidden camera takes you to the inner sanctum of Dungeons and Dragons
Graham: you have entered the door to the north. You are now by yourself standing in a dark room, the pungent stench of mildew emanates off the wet dungeon walls.
Where are the Cheetos!
Graham: They're next to you.
Galstaff: I a spell.
Nightblade: the Mountain Dew!
In the Fridge. DUH!
Galstaff: I wanna a spell.
Nightblade: Can I a Mountain Dew!
Graham: Yes, you can have a Mountain Dew go get it.
Galstaff: I can any of these right, on the list?
Yes, any any of the first level ones.
Nightblade: I'm gonna get a soda, any one want one? Hey I'm not in the room right?
Graham: What
Galstaff: I cast magic missile.
Nightblade: The where he's casting all these spells from!
Graham: He hasn't any thing yet.
Galstaff: I am though if listen. I'm casting Magic Missile.
Graham: Why are you casting Magic Missile, nothing to attack here.
I- I- I'm attacking the darkness.
(laughing)
Graham: Fine you attack the darkness there's an elf in front of you.
Picard: Whoa! That's me
Graham: He's wearing a tunic and he has gray hair and blue eyes.
Picard: No I don't, I gray eyes.
Let me see that sheet.
Picard: Well it says I have, well it says I have blue but I decided I wanted eyes.
Whatever, ok, you guys can talk now if you want.
Hello.

Hello.
Galstaff: I am Galstaff, of Light.
Picard: Then how you had to cast Magic Missile?
(laughing)
Graham: Y- Y- Y- You guys are attacked.
Do I see that happening!?!
Graham: NO! You're by the tavern.
Cool, I get drunk!
Graham: Ugh. are there are seven ogres surrounding you.
Picard: How can they surround us? I had Mordenkainens Watch Dog cast!
No you didn't.
Nightblade: I'm getting drunk! Are any girls there?
Picard: I totally did. You asked me if I wanted any equipment before this adventure, and I said no, but I need material for all my spells, so I cast Mordenkainens Faithful Watch Dog.
Graham: But you actually cast it.
Nightblade: Roll the to see if I'm getting drunk!
Graham: Ugh. you are.
Nightblade: Are any girls there?
Yeah!
Picard: I did though; I completely said when you me...
Graham: No you didn't. You didn't actually say that you casting the spell so now there's ogres. Ok.
Nightblade: OGRES!?! Man, I got an slaying knife! It's got a +9 against ogres!
You're not there, you're getting DRUNK!
Nightblade: Ok, but if there's any girls I wanna do them!
Narrator: There you have it. A frightening look into Americas most frightening past time. Remember that it's not you children's fault that's their being drawn into a satanic world of nightmare. It's their gym teachers fault for making them out cast when they couldn't do one single pull up.