Luyện nghe bài hát Dungeons And Dragons

"Dungeons and Dragons" by Dr.
Narrator: Dungeons and Dragons, game. Your children like it or not, are attracted in their weaker years to the Occult and a game like D+D fuels their imagination and makes them feel special, while drawing them deeper and deeper into the bowels of El Diablo. This afternoon the Dead Alewives watch tower invites you to sit in on an actual gaming session. Observe the previously unobservable as a hidden camera takes you to the inner sanctum of Dungeons and Dragons
Graham: Galstaff you have entered the door to the north. You are now by yourself standing in a dark room, the pungent stench of mildew emanates off the wet walls.
Where are the Cheetos!
Graham: right next to you.
I cast a spell.
Nightblade: Where's the Dew!
In the Fridge. DUH!
Galstaff: I wanna a spell.
Nightblade: Can I have a Dew!
Graham: Yes, you can have a Dew just go get it.
Galstaff: I can cast any of these right, on the
Graham: Yes, any any of the level ones.
Nightblade: I'm gonna get a soda, any one one? Hey Graham I'm not in the room right?
What room?
Galstaff: I cast magic missile.
Nightblade: The room where he's casting all these from!
He hasn't cast any thing yet.
Galstaff: I am though if you'd listen. I'm casting Missile.
Graham: Why are you Magic Missile, there's nothing to attack here.
Galstaff: I- I- I'm the darkness.
(laughing)
Graham: Fine fine you attack the darkness there's an elf in of you.
Picard: Whoa! me right?
Graham: He's wearing a tunic and he has gray hair and blue eyes.
Picard: No I don't, I have eyes.
Let me see that sheet.
Picard: Well it says I have, well it says I have but I decided I wanted gray eyes.
Graham: Whatever, ok, you can talk now if you want.
Hello.

Hello.
Galstaff: I am Galstaff, of Light.
Picard: how come you had to cast Magic Missile?
(laughing)
Graham: Y- Y- Y- You guys are attacked.
Do I see that happening!?!
Graham: NO! You're by the tavern.
Cool, I get drunk!
Graham: Ugh. There are there are ogres surrounding you.
How can they surround us? I had Mordenkainens Magical Watch Dog cast!
No you didn't.
Nightblade: I'm getting drunk! Are there any there?
Picard: I totally did. You asked me if I wanted any equipment before this adventure, and I said no, but I need material components for all my spells, so I cast Faithful Watch Dog.
Graham: But you never actually it.
Nightblade: the dice to see if I'm getting drunk!
Graham: Ugh. you are.
Nightblade: Are any girls there?
Yeah!
Picard: I did I completely said when you asked me...
Graham: No you didn't. You actually say that you were casting the spell so now there's ogres. Ok.
Nightblade: OGRES!?! Man, I got an ogre knife! It's got a +9 against ogres!
Graham: not there, you're getting DRUNK!
Nightblade: Ok, but if any girls there I wanna do them!
Narrator: There you have it. A frightening look into Americas frightening past time. Remember that it's not you children's fault that's their being drawn into a satanic world of nightmare. It's their gym teachers fault for making them feel out cast when they couldn't do one single pull up.