Luyện nghe bài hát Dungeons And Dragons

"Dungeons and Dragons" by Dr.
Narrator: Dungeons and Dragons, Satan's game. Your children like it or not, are attracted in their weaker years to the Occult and a game like D+D fuels their imagination and makes them feel special, while drawing them deeper and deeper into the bowels of El Diablo. This afternoon the Dead Alewives watch tower invites you to sit in on an gaming session. Observe the previously unobservable as a hidden camera takes you to the inner sanctum of Dungeons and Dragons
Graham: Galstaff you have entered the door to the north. You are now by yourself standing in a dark room, the stench of mildew emanates off the wet dungeon walls.
Where are the Cheetos!
Graham: right next to you.
I cast a spell.
Nightblade: the Mountain Dew!
In the Fridge. DUH!
Galstaff: I wanna a spell.
Can I have a Mountain Dew!
Graham: Yes, you can a Mountain Dew just go get it.
Galstaff: I can any of these right, on the list?
Graham: Yes, any any of the level ones.
Nightblade: I'm gonna get a soda, any one one? Hey Graham I'm not in the room right?
Graham: What
Galstaff: I wanna cast missile.
Nightblade: The room where he's all these spells from!
Graham: He hasn't cast any yet.
I am though if you'd listen. I'm casting Magic Missile.
Graham: Why are you casting Missile, there's nothing to attack here.
Galstaff: I- I- I'm the darkness.
(laughing)
Graham: Fine fine you attack the there's an elf in front of you.
Picard: Whoa! That's me
He's wearing a brown tunic and he has gray hair and blue eyes.
Picard: No I don't, I have eyes.
Let me see that sheet.
Picard: Well it says I have, well it says I have blue but I decided I wanted eyes.
Graham: Whatever, ok, you guys can now if you want.
Hello.

Hello.
Galstaff: I am Galstaff, of Light.
Picard: how come you had to cast Magic Missile?
(laughing)
Graham: Y- Y- Y- You guys are attacked.
Do I see that happening!?!
Graham: NO! outside by the tavern.
Cool, I get drunk!
Graham: Ugh. are there are seven ogres surrounding you.
Picard: How can surround us? I had Mordenkainens Magical Watch Dog cast!
No you didn't.
Nightblade: I'm drunk! Are there any girls there?
Picard: I totally did. You asked me if I wanted any before this adventure, and I said no, but I need material components for all my spells, so I cast Mordenkainens Faithful Watch Dog.
But you never actually cast it.
Nightblade: Roll the to see if I'm getting drunk!
Ugh. Yeah you are.
Nightblade: Are there any girls
Yeah!
Picard: I did though; I completely said when you me...
Graham: No you didn't. You didn't actually say that you were casting the so now there's ogres. Ok.
Nightblade: OGRES!?! Man, I got an ogre slaying knife! got a +9 against ogres!
Graham: You're not there, getting DRUNK!
Ok, but if there's any girls there I wanna do them!
Narrator: There you have it. A frightening look into Americas frightening past time. Remember that it's not you children's fault that's their being drawn into a satanic world of nightmare. It's their gym teachers fault for making them feel out cast when they couldn't do one single pull up.