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[ 1 ] Well, up, homeboys, I got somethin to say About a homeboy back in the day His name was richard, some him rick But if you knew him like me, you'd him dick When we were growin up, we stuck with other Like white on rice, he was kinda a brother We had a lotta fun when we were We always overlooked the dumb he did But the fun was over when we got to school Cause it was time for gettin girlies, so we had to be We had a lotta girlies, and our friends were One thing went wrong, got obsessed We wouldn't go to class, always about ass Not if he was gonna pass, if he would just Girls was all he was about If the school was all boys, he'da been out When he did drop out, he no shame And if you ask me, he had the name he hated to go, but he loved to come That's why I call him dick, cause dick is
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[ 2 ] He go to school, but he had to survive So he out and got him a 9 to 5 Although he was lazy, he had to Cause he had a lot of girls, he money, the jerk As fast as he made it, his money was When it to girls, he didn't care where he went He'd em like a dog, so we used to say "fetch!" And it was no tellin what he catch He was in the doctor's office every week He became so popular, everybody'd he walked in they'd say (hi rick) And he passed by, they'd say (dumb dick) Really hard-headed, cause he said he had But it was cause of his head, that he was so loose He was in love with girl every day And we asked him why, he'd only say (I'm the kinda guy who to have fun I a lotta girls, can't have just one) I can understand that, but this is kind of Sometimes I wonder if his Was his...
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[ 3 ] He his girl when he lost his job So to keep from livin like a no-good slob He hustled on the streets, he had no choice And every day you'd hear his "jumbos! I got it good" But he made the money that a hustler could when he was standin out on the corner If a girl walked by, he was up on her He was so hot, his couldn't be measured To him his business was his A one-track mind, and as a matter of He changed his to daddy mack The people on the he was workin for Cut him off, now he's just plain old And all his left, because they never cared The leeches for a dollar, and they got their share Homeboy disappeared a magic trick And everybody wanna know what happened to Well, he's around, but now he's a bum Chasin bag ladies, he's the old dumb