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[ 1 ] Well, listen up, homeboys, I got to say About a from back in the day His name was richard, some called him But if you knew him like me, call him dick When we were growin up, we stuck with each Like on rice, he was kinda like a brother We had a lotta fun we were kids We always overlooked the dumb he did But the fun was when we got to high school Cause it was for gettin girlies, so we had to be cool We had a lotta girlies, and our were impressed One thing went wrong, got obsessed We go to class, always think about ass Not if he was gonna pass, if he would last Girls was all he was thinkin If the school was all boys, been dropped out When he did drop out, he no shame And if you ask me, he had the name Cause he hated to go, but he to come That's why I call him dick, cause dick is
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[ 2 ] He wouldn't go to school, but he had to So he out and got him a 9 to 5 he was lazy, he had to work Cause he had a lot of girls, he money, the jerk As fast as he it, his money was spent When it came to girls, he didn't care he went He'd em like a dog, so we used to say "fetch!" And it was no tellin he would catch He was in the doctor's office almost every He became so popular, speak When he walked in say (hi rick) And when he by, they'd say (dumb dick) Really hard-headed, cause he said he had But it was cause of his hard head, that he was so He was in with another girl every day And when we asked him why, he'd say (I'm the kinda guy who likes to fun I need a lotta girls, have just one) I can that, but this is kind of insane Sometimes I wonder if his Was his...
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[ 3 ] He lost his girl when he his job So to keep himself from livin like a no-good He hustled on the streets, cause he had no And every day you'd his voice "jumbos! I got it good" But he never made the money that a could Cause when he was out on the corner If a walked by, he was right up on her He was so hot, his heat couldn't be To him his business was his A one-track mind, and as a matter of He changed his name to daddy The on the streets he was workin for Cut him off, now he's plain old poor And all his left, because they never cared The were for a dollar, and they got their share Homeboy disappeared a magic trick And everybody wanna know what happened to Well, he's still around, but now a bum bag ladies, he's the same old dumb