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[ 1 ] Well, up, homeboys, I got somethin to say About a homeboy back in the day His name was richard, some called him But if you knew him like me, you'd him dick When we were growin up, we stuck with other Like white on rice, he was kinda a brother We had a lotta fun we were kids We always overlooked the things he did But the fun was over when we got to high Cause it was time for gettin girlies, so we had to be We had a lotta girlies, and our were impressed One thing went wrong, got obsessed We wouldn't go to class, always about ass Not if he was gonna pass, if he would just Girls was all he was about If the school was all boys, he'da dropped out When he did out, he felt no shame And if you ask me, he had the name he hated to go, but he loved to come That's why I call him dick, cause is dumb
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[ 2 ] He wouldn't go to school, but he had to So he out and got him a 9 to 5 Although he was lazy, he had to he had a lot of girls, he needed money, the jerk As fast as he made it, his money was When it came to girls, he care where he went He'd hound em like a dog, so we to say "fetch!" And it was no what he would catch He was in the doctor's almost every week He became so popular, speak When he in they'd say (hi rick) And when he passed by, say (dumb dick) Really hard-headed, cause he said he had But it was cause of his hard head, he was so loose He was in with another girl every day And when we him why, he'd only say (I'm the kinda guy who likes to fun I need a lotta girls, can't have one) I can understand that, but this is of insane Sometimes I wonder if his Was his...
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[ 3 ] He lost his girl he lost his job So to keep from livin like a no-good slob He hustled on the streets, he had no choice And every day you'd hear his "jumbos! I got it good" But he never made the money a hustler could Cause when he was out on the corner If a walked by, he was right up on her He was so hot, his heat couldn't be To him his was his pleasure A one-track mind, and as a matter of He changed his to daddy mack The on the streets he was workin for Cut him off, now just plain old poor And all his girls left, because they never The were for a dollar, and they got their share Homeboy like a magic trick And everybody wanna know what happened to Well, he's still around, but now a bum bag ladies, he's the same old dumb