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[ 1 ] Well, listen up, homeboys, I got to say About a from back in the day His name was richard, called him rick But if you knew him like me, call him dick When we were growin up, we stuck with each Like white on rice, he was kinda like a We had a lotta fun when we were We always overlooked the things he did But the fun was over when we got to school Cause it was for gettin girlies, so we had to be cool We had a lotta girlies, and our were impressed One thing went wrong, got obsessed We wouldn't go to class, always about ass Not if he was pass, if he would just last Girls was all he was about If the school was all boys, he'da dropped out When he did drop out, he no shame And if you ask me, he had the right Cause he to go, but he loved to come That's why I him dick, cause dick is dumb
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[ 2 ] He wouldn't go to school, but he had to So he out and got him a 9 to 5 Although he was lazy, he had to he had a lot of girls, he needed money, the jerk As fast as he made it, his money was When it came to girls, he care where he went He'd hound em a dog, so we used to say "fetch!" And it was no tellin what he would He was in the doctor's office every week He became so popular, speak When he walked in say (hi rick) And when he by, they'd say (dumb dick) Really hard-headed, cause he said he had But it was cause of his hard head, he was so loose He was in love with another every day And when we him why, he'd only say (I'm the kinda guy who to have fun I need a lotta girls, have just one) I can that, but this is kind of insane Sometimes I if his brain Was his...
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[ 3 ] He lost his girl he lost his job So to keep himself livin like a no-good slob He hustled on the streets, cause he had no And day you'd hear his voice "jumbos! I got it good" But he never made the that a hustler could Cause he was standin out on the corner If a girl walked by, he was up on her He was so hot, his couldn't be measured To him his business was his A one-track mind, and as a of fact He his name to daddy mack The people on the he was workin for Cut him off, now he's plain old poor And all his left, because they never cared The were leeches for a dollar, and they got their disappeared like a magic trick And everybody wanna know what to dick Well, he's around, but now he's a bum Chasin bag ladies, he's the same old