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[ 1 ] Well, listen up, homeboys, I got to say About a homeboy from in the day His name was richard, called him rick But if you knew him like me, you'd call him When we were growin up, we stuck with each white on rice, he was kinda like a brother We had a lotta fun when we kids We always the dumb things he did But the fun was over when we got to high Cause it was for gettin girlies, so we had to be cool We had a girlies, and our friends were impressed One thing went wrong, rick got We wouldn't go to class, think about ass Not if he was gonna pass, if he would just was all he was thinkin about If the school was all boys, been dropped out When he did drop out, he no shame And if you ask me, he had the name Cause he hated to go, but he to come That's why I him dick, cause dick is dumb
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[ 2 ] He go to school, but he had to survive So he out and got him a 9 to 5 Although he was lazy, he had to he had a lot of girls, he needed money, the jerk As fast as he it, his money was spent When it came to girls, he care where he went He'd hound em like a dog, so we to say "fetch!" And it was no tellin what he catch He was in the office almost every week He became so popular, everybody'd he walked in they'd say (hi rick) And he passed by, they'd say (dumb dick) hard-headed, cause he said he had juice But it was cause of his head, that he was so loose He was in love with another girl day And when we asked him why, only say (I'm the guy who likes to have fun I need a lotta girls, have just one) I can understand that, but is kind of insane Sometimes I wonder if his Was his...
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[ 3 ] He lost his girl when he his job So to keep from livin like a no-good slob He hustled on the streets, cause he had no And every day you'd his voice "jumbos! I got it good" But he never the money that a hustler could Cause when he was standin out on the If a walked by, he was right up on her He was so hot, his heat be measured To him his business was his A one-track mind, and as a matter of He his name to daddy mack The people on the he was workin for Cut him off, now he's just old poor And all his girls left, because never cared The leeches for a dollar, and they got their share Homeboy disappeared a magic trick And everybody wanna what happened to dick Well, he's around, but now he's a bum Chasin bag ladies, the same old dumb