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[ 1 ] Well, up, homeboys, I got somethin to say About a homeboy back in the day His was richard, some called him rick But if you knew him like me, you'd call him When we were growin up, we stuck each other Like white on rice, he was like a brother We had a lotta fun we were kids We overlooked the dumb things he did But the fun was over when we got to school Cause it was time for girlies, so we had to be cool We had a lotta girlies, and our friends were One thing went wrong, got obsessed We wouldn't go to class, think about ass Not if he was gonna pass, if he would last Girls was all he was thinkin If the school was all boys, been dropped out When he did drop out, he felt no And if you ask me, he had the right Cause he hated to go, but he to come That's why I call him dick, cause is dumb
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[ 2 ] He go to school, but he had to survive So he out and got him a 9 to 5 Although he was lazy, he had to he had a lot of girls, he needed money, the jerk As as he made it, his money was spent When it to girls, he didn't care where he went He'd hound em a dog, so we used to say "fetch!" And it was no tellin what he would He was in the doctor's almost every week He became so popular, speak When he walked in say (hi rick) And when he by, they'd say (dumb dick) Really hard-headed, cause he he had juice But it was cause of his hard head, he was so loose He was in love with another girl day And when we asked him why, only say (I'm the kinda guy who to have fun I need a girls, can't have just one) I can understand that, but this is of insane Sometimes I if his brain Was his...
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[ 3 ] He his girl when he lost his job So to himself from livin like a no-good slob He hustled on the streets, he had no choice And day you'd hear his voice "jumbos! I got it good" But he made the money that a hustler could Cause when he was standin out on the If a walked by, he was right up on her He was so hot, his heat be measured To him his business was his A one-track mind, and as a of fact He his name to daddy mack The people on the he was workin for Cut him off, now he's plain old poor And all his girls left, because never cared The were leeches for a dollar, and they got their disappeared like a magic trick And everybody know what happened to dick Well, still around, but now he's a bum bag ladies, he's the same old dumb