(du-dumb) (dumb) (d-d-du-du-dumb) (dumb) (du-dumb) (dumb) (d-d-d-dumb) (dumb)
[ 1 ] Well, up, homeboys, I got somethin to say a homeboy from back in the day His was richard, some called him rick But if you knew him me, you'd call him dick When we were growin up, we stuck with other Like white on rice, he was like a brother We had a lotta fun when we kids We overlooked the dumb things he did But the fun was over when we got to high Cause it was for gettin girlies, so we had to be cool We had a lotta girlies, and our were impressed One thing wrong, rick got obsessed We wouldn't go to class, always about ass Not if he was gonna pass, if he would last Girls was all he was thinkin If the school was all boys, he'da dropped out When he did drop out, he no shame And if you ask me, he had the right he hated to go, but he loved to come That's why I call him dick, dick is dumb
(d-d-d-du-dumb) (dumb) (dumb dick) (d-d-d-du-dumb)
[ 2 ] He wouldn't go to school, but he had to So he out and got him a 9 to 5 Although he was lazy, he had to Cause he had a lot of girls, he money, the jerk As fast as he made it, his money was When it came to girls, he didn't care where he hound em like a dog, so we used to say "fetch!" And it was no tellin what he would He was in the doctor's office every week He so popular, everybody'd speak When he in they'd say (hi rick) And he passed by, they'd say (dumb dick) Really hard-headed, he said he had juice But it was cause of his head, that he was so loose He was in love with girl every day And when we asked him why, only say (I'm the kinda guy who likes to fun I need a lotta girls, can't just one) I can understand that, but this is of insane Sometimes I wonder if his Was his...
(d-d-d-du-du-dumb) (dumb) (dumb dick) (2x)
[ 3 ] He lost his girl when he his job So to keep himself from like a no-good slob He hustled on the streets, he had no choice And every day you'd hear his "jumbos! I got it good" But he made the money that a hustler could when he was standin out on the corner If a girl by, he was right up on her He was so hot, his heat couldn't be To him his was his pleasure A one-track mind, and as a of fact He changed his name to daddy The people on the streets he was for Cut him off, now just plain old poor And all his girls left, because never cared The were for a dollar, and they got their share Homeboy like a magic trick And everybody wanna know happened to dick Well, he's still around, but now a bum Chasin bag ladies, the same old dumb