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[ 1 ] Well, up, homeboys, I got somethin to say About a homeboy from in the day His name was richard, some him rick But if you knew him like me, call him dick When we growin up, we stuck with each other Like white on rice, he was like a brother We had a lotta fun we were kids We overlooked the dumb things he did But the fun was over when we got to school Cause it was time for girlies, so we had to be cool We had a lotta girlies, and our friends impressed One thing went wrong, got obsessed We wouldn't go to class, think about ass Not if he was gonna pass, if he just last Girls was all he was thinkin If the school was all boys, been dropped out When he did drop out, he no shame And if you ask me, he had the name Cause he to go, but he loved to come That's why I him dick, cause dick is dumb
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[ 2 ] He wouldn't go to school, but he had to So he out and got him a 9 to 5 he was lazy, he had to work Cause he had a lot of girls, he money, the jerk As fast as he it, his money was spent When it to girls, he didn't care where he went He'd hound em like a dog, so we to say "fetch!" And it was no tellin he would catch He was in the doctor's office every week He became so popular, speak When he walked in say (hi rick) And when he passed by, say (dumb dick) Really hard-headed, he said he had juice But it was cause of his head, that he was so loose He was in with another girl every day And when we asked him why, he'd say (I'm the guy who likes to have fun I a lotta girls, can't have just one) I can that, but this is kind of insane Sometimes I wonder if his Was his...
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[ 3 ] He lost his girl when he his job So to keep himself livin like a no-good slob He on the streets, cause he had no choice And every day hear his voice "jumbos! I got it good" But he never made the money that a hustler Cause when he was standin out on the If a walked by, he was right up on her He was so hot, his heat couldn't be To him his was his pleasure A one-track mind, and as a matter of He changed his name to mack The people on the streets he was for Cut him off, now just plain old poor And all his girls left, they never cared The were leeches for a dollar, and got their share disappeared like a magic trick And wanna know what happened to dick Well, still around, but now he's a bum bag ladies, he's the same old dumb