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[ 1 ] Well, listen up, homeboys, I got to say a homeboy from back in the day His name was richard, some him rick But if you him like me, you'd call him dick When we were growin up, we stuck each other white on rice, he was kinda like a brother We had a fun when we were kids We overlooked the dumb things he did But the fun was when we got to high school Cause it was time for girlies, so we had to be cool We had a lotta girlies, and our were impressed One thing went wrong, got obsessed We wouldn't go to class, always think ass Not if he was gonna pass, if he just last Girls was all he was about If the school was all boys, he'da been out When he did out, he felt no shame And if you ask me, he had the right he hated to go, but he loved to come That's why I call him dick, cause dick is
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[ 2 ] He wouldn't go to school, but he had to So he out and got him a 9 to 5 he was lazy, he had to work Cause he had a lot of girls, he needed money, the As fast as he made it, his was spent When it came to girls, he didn't where he went He'd hound em like a dog, so we to say "fetch!" And it was no tellin he would catch He was in the doctor's office almost week He became so popular, speak he walked in they'd say (hi rick) And when he passed by, say (dumb dick) Really hard-headed, cause he said he had But it was cause of his hard head, he was so loose He was in love with girl every day And when we asked him why, only say (I'm the kinda guy who likes to fun I need a girls, can't have just one) I can that, but this is kind of insane Sometimes I if his brain Was his...
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[ 3 ] He lost his when he lost his job So to keep from livin like a no-good slob He hustled on the streets, cause he had no And day you'd hear his voice "jumbos! I got it good" But he never made the money that a could Cause when he was standin out on the If a girl walked by, he was up on her He was so hot, his heat couldn't be To him his business was his A one-track mind, and as a matter of He his name to daddy mack The people on the streets he was for Cut him off, now just plain old poor And all his girls left, they never cared The were leeches for a dollar, and they got their Homeboy disappeared like a magic And everybody know what happened to dick Well, still around, but now he's a bum Chasin bag ladies, the same old dumb