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[ 1 ] Well, up, homeboys, I got somethin to say About a from back in the day His name was richard, some called him But if you him like me, you'd call him dick When we were growin up, we stuck with each Like on rice, he was kinda like a brother We had a lotta fun when we kids We overlooked the dumb things he did But the fun was over when we got to school Cause it was for gettin girlies, so we had to be cool We had a lotta girlies, and our friends were One thing went wrong, got obsessed We wouldn't go to class, always think ass Not if he was gonna pass, if he just last Girls was all he was about If the was all boys, he'da been dropped out When he did out, he felt no shame And if you ask me, he had the right he hated to go, but he loved to come That's why I him dick, cause dick is dumb
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[ 2 ] He wouldn't go to school, but he had to So he out and got him a 9 to 5 he was lazy, he had to work Cause he had a lot of girls, he money, the jerk As fast as he made it, his was spent When it came to girls, he care where he went He'd hound em like a dog, so we to say "fetch!" And it was no tellin what he catch He was in the office almost every week He became so popular, everybody'd he walked in they'd say (hi rick) And when he passed by, say (dumb dick) Really hard-headed, cause he he had juice But it was cause of his hard head, that he was so He was in love with another every day And when we him why, he'd only say (I'm the kinda guy who likes to fun I need a girls, can't have just one) I can understand that, but this is of insane I wonder if his brain Was his...
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[ 3 ] He his girl when he lost his job So to himself from livin like a no-good slob He hustled on the streets, cause he had no And every day you'd his voice "jumbos! I got it good" But he never the money that a hustler could when he was standin out on the corner If a girl walked by, he was up on her He was so hot, his heat couldn't be To him his business was his A one-track mind, and as a matter of He changed his name to daddy The people on the streets he was for Cut him off, now he's plain old poor And all his girls left, they never cared The were for a dollar, and they got their share Homeboy disappeared like a trick And everybody wanna what happened to dick Well, he's still around, but now a bum Chasin bag ladies, he's the same old