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[ 1 ] Well, up, homeboys, I got somethin to say About a homeboy from in the day His name was richard, some him rick But if you knew him like me, call him dick When we were up, we stuck with each other Like white on rice, he was like a brother We had a lotta fun when we were We always the dumb things he did But the fun was over when we got to school Cause it was time for girlies, so we had to be cool We had a lotta girlies, and our friends impressed One thing went wrong, got obsessed We wouldn't go to class, always about ass Not if he was gonna pass, if he just last Girls was all he was thinkin If the school was all boys, he'da dropped out he did drop out, he felt no shame And if you ask me, he had the right he hated to go, but he loved to come That's why I him dick, cause dick is dumb
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[ 2 ] He go to school, but he had to survive So he out and got him a 9 to 5 he was lazy, he had to work Cause he had a lot of girls, he money, the jerk As fast as he made it, his was spent When it came to girls, he care where he went He'd hound em a dog, so we used to say "fetch!" And it was no what he would catch He was in the doctor's office almost every He so popular, everybody'd speak When he in they'd say (hi rick) And he passed by, they'd say (dumb dick) Really hard-headed, cause he said he had But it was cause of his hard head, that he was so He was in with another girl every day And we asked him why, he'd only say (I'm the kinda guy who likes to fun I need a girls, can't have just one) I can that, but this is kind of insane Sometimes I if his brain Was his...
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[ 3 ] He lost his when he lost his job So to keep himself livin like a no-good slob He hustled on the streets, cause he had no And every day you'd hear his "jumbos! I got it good" But he never made the money a hustler could Cause when he was out on the corner If a girl by, he was right up on her He was so hot, his heat couldn't be To him his was his pleasure A one-track mind, and as a of fact He changed his to daddy mack The on the streets he was workin for Cut him off, now he's plain old poor And all his girls left, because they never The leeches for a dollar, and they got their share Homeboy disappeared like a magic And everybody wanna what happened to dick Well, he's still around, but now a bum Chasin bag ladies, he's the same old