Luyện nghe bài hát Duka Man Skit

Yo, I'm like seeing like,
man-a coming up with funny little skanks and ting but,
When I'm on a ting, no lie I'm on a blankin' ting,
And if you feel my shit, I'm on a ting
But if you bring a pretty girl me,
I'm on a spankin' ting, no wankin' ting ai
See me I'm on a stancin' ting, more I shall be the spankin' king

So if you wanna come hotel, waste time,
Only get one chance, get nine,
..............................
.............................. 'n' grind
I'm a man, a female,
And I hate when a make her bum look big on Facebook
But they can't back their in up in detail,
Don't bring pictures, don't know your emails

Yo, I'm a worker but I'm not a grime MC,
So anytime I get a day off I like writing lyrics,
And my friends reminiscing the days,
When we used to a lot of shots on the block and go to girls hostels (Aah!),
Shank them leave their best friend,
You're the shit to my shoe, splashed on the floor

Hey, if you're a duku man, you've be stackin' up duku plans,
No round here, no lulus man,
You man are spooky, you do (You do voodoo?)

planet are you on you must be cuckoo,
I don't wanna put a thing in hands,
'Cause you're real definite and make it, go
We're to have rules, not lulus,
Never I seen a man run that fast,
I'm surprised that he never a poo poo (fart noise),
I dunno beenie man's cousin,
....... more a dozen
I did ask Tulisa, and she me that:
("I will never shag a man I love him!")
Zagaza, I be fake ragamuffin,
How can you let a man like me make two grown men like you start dussin'
Never talk to their friends when come and start duckin'
You bein'a buggin', wanna talk behind my back,
When you see me runnin',
You heavy like a ton full of bricks, N-Dubz got a bag full of hits,
You and boys are back full of bricks, if we come to your party,
You know we're gonna leave with all of the

If you're a man, you've gotta be stackin' up duku plans,
No fools here, no lulus man,
You man are spooky, you do voodoo (Dooks me...)

What would you if in a club dancin',
A man with his girlfriend on a satin,
And she starts givin' you the eye like a bang ting,
I know what I would do I rampin' (Dooks)
I would her to the toilet, put her in a sink,
her willy, till the ... wink
Don't think I'm you a drink, you are not my girlfriend,
And that's enough of that, I don't care what you

When I die, bury me, burn me,
By the way things are goin', I die early,
I hate MCs that get away with swag like:
I'm a killer and no one can me
Yo
When I die don't bury me, me,
By the way things are goin' I die easy,
I hate MCs that come out with lines like:
I shoot crack and rhymes Jeezy
You ask if you think that I'm in a dreamland,
You that I play two notes, on a keyboard,
And come up with a song ours,
Your mixtape stinks a fart (fart noise),
My a slut in the charts, half a million of my CDs burnt shit like hot cakes
So could you please stop in the west, when you can't even sell a...
Doin' in an hour, we go cobunion,
I you with a shank then done them,
My grandma good North West London,
I heard mum's got bunions fam, what!