Luyện nghe bài hát Duka Man Skit

Yo, I'm like seeing like,
Many man-a coming up with funny little skanks and but,
When I'm on a skankin' ting, no lie I'm on a ting,
And if you feel my shit, I'm on a thankin'
But if you bring a pretty girl me,
I'm on a spankin' ting, it's no ting ai
See me I'm on a ting, forever more I shall be the spankin' king

So if you wanna come hotel, waste time,
Only get one chance, get nine,
..............................
.............................. 'n' grind
I'm a man, a female,
And I hate when a chick her bum look big on Facebook
But can't back their roads in up in detail,
Don't bring your pictures, don't your emails

Yo, I'm a worker but I'm not a grime MC,
So anytime I get a day off I like writing lyrics,
And my reminiscing about the days,
When we used to a lot of shots on the block and go to girls hostels (Aah!),
Shank them then leave best friend,
You're the to my shoe, shoulda splashed on the floor

Hey, if you're a man, you've gotta be stackin' up duku plans,
No round here, no lulus man,
You man are spooky, you do (You do voodoo?)

planet are you on you must be cuckoo,
I don't wanna put a in VD's hands,
'Cause you're real definite and make it, go
We're supposed to rules, not lulus,
Never have I a man run that fast,
I'm surprised he never done a poo poo (fart noise),
I dunno dickhead beenie cousin,
....... more a dozen
I did ask Tulisa, and she told me
("I will never shag a man unless I him!")
Zagaza, I wanna be ragamuffin,
How can you let a duku man like me make two grown men like you start
Never talk to their friends when come and start duckin'
You bein'a buggin', wanna talk behind my back,
you see me start runnin',
You bein' heavy like a ton of bricks, N-Dubz got a bag full of hits,
You and your are back full of bricks, if we come to your party,
You we're gonna leave with all of the chicks

If you're a duku man, gotta be stackin' up duku plans,
No fools here, no lulus man,
You man are spooky, you do (Dooks tell me...)

What would you if you're in a dancin',
A man with his girlfriend on a satin,
And she starts givin' you the eye like a bang ting,
I know I would do I ain't rampin' (Dooks)
I would her to the toilet, put her in a sink,
her willy, till the ... wink
Don't I'm buyin' you a drink, you are not my girlfriend,
And enough of that, I don't care what you think

When I die, bury me, burn me,
By the way things are goin', I die early,
I hate MCs that get away with swag like:
I'm a killer and no one can me
Yo
When I die bury me, freeze me,
By the way are goin' I might die easy,
I hate MCs that come out dead lines like:
I crack and rhymes like Jeezy
You ask if you think I'm living in a dreamland,
You thinkin' that I two notes, on a keyboard,
And up with a song like ours,
Your mixtape stinks a fart (fart noise),
My album's a in the charts, half a million of my CDs burnt shit like hot cakes
So could you stop standin' in the west, when you can't even sell a...
Doin' in an hour, we go cobunion,
I clunked you with a then done them,
My grandma good pays West London,
I heard your got bunions fam, what!