Luyện nghe bài hát Duka Man Skit

Yo, I'm like seeing like,
Many coming up with funny little skanks and ting but,
When I'm on a ting, no lie I'm on a blankin' ting,
And if you my shit, I'm on a thankin' ting
But if you bring a girl around me,
I'm on a spankin' ting, no wankin' ting ai
See me I'm on a stancin' ting, forever more I shall be the spankin'

So if you wanna come hotel, don't time,
get one chance, don't get nine,
..............................
.............................. 'n' grind
I'm a man, a female,
And I hate when a chick make her bum big on Facebook
But they can't back their in up in detail,
Don't bring your pictures, don't know emails

Yo, I'm a worker but I'm not a grime MC,
So anytime I get a day off I writing angry lyrics,
And my friends about the days,
When we to lick a lot of shots on the block and go to girls hostels (Aah!),
them then leave their best friend,
You're the shit to my shoe, splashed on the floor

Hey, if you're a duku man, you've gotta be up duku plans,
No fools round here, no man,
You man are spooky, you do (You do voodoo?)

What planet are you on you be cuckoo,
I don't put a thing in VD's hands,
you're real definite and make it, go duku
We're to have rules, not lulus,
Never have I a man run that fast,
I'm that he never done a poo poo (fart noise),
I dunno dickhead beenie cousin,
....... more a dozen
I did ask Tulisa, and she me that:
("I will never shag a man unless I him!")
Zagaza, I wanna be ragamuffin,
How can you let a duku man like me make two men like you start dussin'
Never talk to their when they come and start duckin'
You bein'a buggin', wanna talk shit my back,
you see me start runnin',
You bein' heavy like a ton full of bricks, got a bag full of hits,
You and your boys are back of bricks, if we come to your party,
You know we're gonna with all of the chicks

If you're a duku man, you've gotta be stackin' up plans,
No round here, no lulus man,
You man are spooky, you do voodoo (Dooks me...)

What you if you're in a club dancin',
A man rollin' with his on a satin,
And she givin' you the eye like it's a bang ting,
I know what I do I ain't rampin' (Dooks)
I would her to the toilet, put her in a sink,
Give her willy, till the ...
think I'm buyin' you a drink, you are not my girlfriend,
And that's of that, I don't care what you think

When I die, don't me, burn me,
By the way things are goin', I die early,
I hate MCs that get away with swag lines
I'm a killer and no one can me
Yo
I die don't bury me, freeze me,
By the way things are goin' I die easy,
I MCs that come out with dead lines like:
I shoot and rhymes like Jeezy
You ask if you think I'm living in a dreamland,
You thinkin' that I two notes, on a keyboard,
And come up with a like ours,
Your stinks like a fart (fart noise),
My album's a in the charts, half a million of my CDs burnt shit like hot cakes
So could you stop standin' in the west, when you can't even sell a...
Doin' in an hour, we go cobunion,
I you with a shank then done them,
My good pays North West London,
I heard mum's got bunions fam, what!