Ladies and Gentlemen, due to Tonight the of Denis Leary Will be played by Leary And now welcome Denis
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There's a guy, I don't know if heard about this guy been on the news a lot lately There's a guy, he's I don't think we should hold against him
But apparently is just his life's dream Because he is going country to country He has a senate in this country Coming up in a couple of And is what he wants to do
He to make the warnings on the packs bigger Yeah, he wants the front of the pack to be the warning Like the problem is we haven't noticed yet, right? Like he's to get his way and all of the sudden around the world are going to be going "Yeah, Bill, got some cigarettes
Holy shit, things are bad for you Shit, I thought they were for you I thought they had Vitamin C in and stuff You fucking dolt, matter how big the warnings are
You could have cigarettes that were called the You have cigarettes that come in a black pack a skull and a cross bone on the front
Called tumors and would be lined up Around the block going, "I can't wait to get my On these things I bet you get a tumor as as you light up"
Doesn't how big the warnings are Or how much they Keep raising the prices, break into your houses To get the cigarettes, okay? a drug, we're addicted, okay?
I'm a hyped up tonight, little hyped up Smoked a nice big fat bag of crack right the show I'm kidding folks, I would never do crack I never do a drug named After a part of my own ass, okay