Ladies and Gentlemen, due to Tonight the part of Denis Will be played by Leary And now welcome Denis
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There's a guy, I know if you've heard about this guy been on the news a lot lately There's a guy, English I don't we should hold that against him
But apparently is just his life's dream Because he is going from country to He has a senate hearing in country Coming up in a couple of And this is what he to do
He wants to make the warnings on the packs Yeah, he wants the whole of the pack to be the warning the problem is we just haven't noticed yet, right? Like going to get his way and all of the sudden Smokers around the world are to be going "Yeah, Bill, I've got cigarettes
shit, these things are bad for you Shit, I thought they were for you I thought they had Vitamin C in and stuff You fucking dolt, doesn't how big the warnings are
You could have cigarettes were called the warnings You could have cigarettes that in a black pack With a skull and a bone on the front
tumors and smokers would be lined up Around the block going, "I can't wait to get my On these things I bet you get a tumor as soon as you up"
matter how big the warnings are Or how they cost Keep raising the prices, we'll break into houses To get the fucking cigarettes, There a drug, we're addicted,
I'm a little hyped up tonight, hyped up a nice big fat bag of crack right before the show I'm kidding folks, I would never do crack I would never do a drug a part of my own ass, okay folks