Ladies and Gentlemen, due to Tonight the part of Leary be played by Denis Leary And now welcome Denis
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a guy, I don't know if you've heard about this guy He's on the news a lot lately There's a guy, English I don't think we should hold against him
But apparently is just his life's dream he is going from country to country He has a senate in this country up in a couple of weeks And is what he wants to do
He wants to make the warnings on the packs Yeah, he wants the whole front of the pack to be the Like the is we just haven't noticed yet, right? he's going to get his way and all of the sudden Smokers the world are going to be going "Yeah, Bill, I've got cigarettes
Holy shit, these are bad for you Shit, I they were good for you I thought had Vitamin C in them and stuff You fucking dolt, doesn't how big the warnings are
You could have cigarettes were called the warnings You have cigarettes that come in a black pack With a and a cross bone on the front
tumors and smokers would be lined up Around the block going, "I wait to get my hands On these fucking I bet you get a tumor as as you light up"
matter how big the warnings are Or how much they Keep raising the prices, we'll break your houses To get the cigarettes, okay? a drug, we're addicted, okay?
I'm a little up tonight, little hyped up Smoked a nice big fat bag of crack right the show I'm only kidding folks, I would do crack I never do a drug named After a of my own ass, okay folks