Ladies and Gentlemen, due to Tonight the of Denis Leary Will be played by Leary And now welcome Denis
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a guy, I don't know if you've heard about this guy He's been on the a lot lately There's a guy, English I don't think we should hold against him
But apparently this is his life's dream Because he is going country to country He has a senate hearing in country up in a couple of weeks And this is he wants to do
He wants to make the warnings on the packs Yeah, he wants the whole front of the to be the warning Like the problem is we haven't noticed yet, right? he's going to get his way and all of the sudden Smokers around the world are to be going "Yeah, Bill, I've got cigarettes
Holy shit, these are bad for you Shit, I thought they good for you I thought they had Vitamin C in them and You dolt, doesn't matter how big the warnings are
You could have cigarettes that were the warnings You could cigarettes that come in a black pack a skull and a cross bone on the front
Called tumors and smokers be lined up Around the block going, "I wait to get my hands On these things I bet you get a as soon as you light up"
Doesn't matter how big the are Or how they cost Keep raising the prices, we'll into your houses To get the cigarettes, okay? There a drug, addicted, okay?
I'm a hyped up tonight, little hyped up Smoked a nice big fat bag of crack before the show I'm only kidding folks, I never do crack I would never do a drug After a part of my own ass, okay