Ladies and Gentlemen, due to Tonight the part of Denis Will be played by Leary And now welcome Denis
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There's a guy, I know if you've heard about this guy He's been on the news a lot There's a guy, English I don't think we hold that against him
But apparently this is just his dream Because he is going from country to He has a senate hearing in this Coming up in a of weeks And this is what he to do
He wants to make the warnings on the packs Yeah, he wants the whole front of the pack to be the Like the problem is we haven't noticed yet, right? Like he's going to get his way and all of the Smokers the world are going to be going "Yeah, Bill, I've got cigarettes
Holy shit, these are bad for you Shit, I thought they were for you I thought they had Vitamin C in and stuff You fucking dolt, doesn't matter how big the are
You could have cigarettes that called the warnings You could have cigarettes that come in a black With a skull and a cross bone on the
Called tumors and would be lined up the block going, "I can't wait to get my hands On fucking things I bet you get a tumor as soon as you up"
Doesn't how big the warnings are Or how much cost Keep the prices, we'll break into your houses To get the fucking cigarettes, a drug, we're addicted, okay?
I'm a little hyped up tonight, little up Smoked a big fat bag of crack right before the show I'm only folks, I would never do crack I would do a drug named After a of my own ass, okay folks