Ladies and Gentlemen, due to Tonight the part of Denis be played by Denis Leary And now welcome Denis
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There's a guy, I know if you've heard about this guy been on the news a lot lately There's a guy, English I don't we should hold that against him
But apparently is just his life's dream Because he is going country to country He has a hearing in this country Coming up in a couple of And this is he wants to do
He wants to the warnings on the packs bigger Yeah, he wants the whole front of the to be the warning Like the problem is we just haven't noticed yet, Like he's going to get his way and all of the Smokers around the world are going to be "Yeah, Bill, I've got cigarettes
shit, these things are bad for you Shit, I thought they good for you I thought they had Vitamin C in and stuff You fucking dolt, doesn't how big the warnings are
You could have cigarettes that were the warnings You could have cigarettes that come in a black With a skull and a cross bone on the
tumors and smokers would be lined up Around the going, "I can't wait to get my hands On these fucking I bet you get a tumor as as you light up"
Doesn't how big the warnings are Or how they cost Keep raising the prices, we'll break your houses To get the cigarettes, okay? a drug, we're addicted, okay?
I'm a little hyped up tonight, little up a nice big fat bag of crack right before the show I'm kidding folks, I would never do crack I would never do a named After a part of my own ass, folks