Frank (guitar, synclavier) vai (guitar) Ray (guitar, vocals) mars (keyboards) Chuck (piano) Arthur (bass) thunes (bass) Jay (string bass) Ed (percussion) wackerman (drums) Ike (vocals) Terry (vocals) bozzio (vocals) Napoleon brock (vocals) Bob (vocals) "guitar" watson (vocals)
Jesus, that was terrific! I've never experienced quite like that in a theater before! how 'bout you, rhonda?
You're a worm, harry. drop dead. god, you're disgusting! don't touch me! yuck! what is this scum on your chest? did that little rubber mammy 'do on you?
(alarmed) Ob'dewlla! you lil' vagrant! what you been up to wit de chump over deahh? lemme see yo' draw's! uh-huhhhh! jes' couldn't hep y'seff, could ya! pheww! you be washin' dat thang off, dahlin'! Ws we's sposed ta be un-destructable, but what you got ripenin' down dere be us all to de test! yow!
The evil tap-dances over to thing-fish, harry & rhonda.
Evil prince: (fake singing) Pers'nally, dahlin', I de pre-formnence wit de brief-case to be un-creedably stim-u-lat-nin'!
Eat shit, you overbearing male member of the scientific community!
What a sweet lil' hunk o' heaven she growed up t'be! when she were deflateable, she dint say nothin'...jes kept her face open like dis... waitin' fo de salami dat never 'rived! now she d Efcase, dumpin' de paper all over de flo', hair up in a ugly ol' bun, fountain pen danglin' out her asshole, an' talkin' to a member o' de royal fam'ly!
Girl! dis mights be evil, but he am a prince! now he be talkin' de vernak-luh, i's findin' it consid'rubly mo' cornvemient to in- demnify wit his 'point-o-view!
Evil Sho' nuff! um-hmm! yeah! you a ol' mammy! where you fum, 'rijnlyy?
Why...uh...saint loomis!
Evil Goddam! I knew it! I knew it! I could jes' make it out from yo' renunciation! sho' get hot down deahh in de time!
Dat no lie...people be croakin' all over de fuckin' place! I sees y'all like dat sort o' thang...jedgin' fum yo' wa'd-robe, y'all be well into death 'n 'n shit! prob'ly got yo-seff qu Ome 'spensive educashnin' fo ya!
prince: Oh yeah! oh yeah! heh-heh! loomis! damn! some de zomby-folk up de lab-mo-tory got kin deah!
Naw! really? be!
prince: Oh hell yeah! de ugly dead muthafucker on de string deahh...he related to a other ugly dead muthafuckers fum de east side...'n de curly-headed sho't lil' ugly dead muthafucker wit de dead fuckin' de police commissioner!
How you know so much 'bouts what gwine on down deahh, you evil cocksucker! y'all been quite well un-formed fum bein' in de lab-mo-tory most yo' time!
prince: Jes' might distress yo ass to loin dat on de way fum de san quentim 'tater mashin' 'speri- ment, me 'n de country westin muzishnins' drop by de college to receive an honorary degree!
You lyin', boy! dey givin' degrees in 'tater back de ol' alma-motta!
Evil Dat all dey givin' any mo'! muthafuckin' husbandry' be de wave o' de futchum in saint loomis! graduatin' class were over 700, 'n evvy one of 'em dealin' wit dem 'taters like de shrimp-mur S at benny-hanny's!
(looking down at ob'dewlla) What? huh? you wanna ob'dewlla, de prince jes' be shootin' de home-town shit heahh! he ain't gwine give us no mo' provlem! what you mean, girl? okay, okay! go 'head 'n fuck de lil' crab-gr Aby wit de enormous white pompadour! go on deah. git wit yo' nasty lil' ol' degenerate seff!
Thing-fish the crab-grass baby on the floor and positions ob'dewlla over it. he places his foot on ob'dewlla's back and pumps both of them up and down. as the computer- speech drones on, th Ish the spectacle, commenting...
(contd.) Twist 'n shout! work it on out ('n in)! hmmm! get down! go on! give him a little shoe! dat's what be doin'...work on jumbo evvy time! go on! get de lil' pompadour up in de air again! I lik Part! hmmm! jes' de olympics!
It's-it's fascinating the way things are resolving themselves here! i-i never would have sus- pected anything like this when we came in!
Where are your real clothes, harry? are you back to long island like that?
I have nothing to be ashamed of! I have a lovely body. everyone will understand! i've-i've accom- plished tonight! I really believe that! I've found a sort of fulfilment other men only M about!
Rhonda: (naked, the briefcase) You've accomplished nothing! nothing at all! you're a mere worm...less than that...you're a useless all-american 'man-worm'! the most disgusting on the face of the earth. phooey on you! S like you would be nothing without me and my kind! we are the future, harry! not you! we don't need you and your kind, because our is the best kind!
Man-kind is shit, harry! our kind will get rid of kind, just like wiping off this fountain pen, harry! smell it quick, you submissive little cocksucker, 'cause I'm wiping it off... any minu W!
This is symbolism, harry! deep, intense, thought-provoking broadway symbolism! this isn't 'dream girls', harry! this is the way it really is...i'm talking to you, harry! we hate you! we a Dern, harry! you are not 'modern'! are not modern!
While you became lawyers and accountants, and read playboy and bought a pipe, we planned and dreamed and fucked our briefcases you weren't looking! yes, harry! that's right! and we've actu Been to reproduce ourselves that way...for years, harry, but you never knew! did you? you worm.
We had special atomic made...by women optometrists who promised never to tell!
We learned how to hide secret stuff, wrapped up in the middle of those severe buns we wear! little transmitters, harry! little receivers! oh...don't pretend to be surprised, harry! we e Ad room left over in there for all of our most favorite little embroidered delicate secretly feminine child-like pathetic sentimental totally useless personal 'girl-things' that smell l He stuff they put in the toilet paper. you played golf! you watched football! you drank beer! we evolved! we look like wandas and rhondas! we are superb, harry! we are sublime! we are perfe Every way! and you? what are you are the all-american cocksucker...jizzing all over your leather cocksucker costume after beating the snot out of yourself with a rubber mammy!
I can't respect you, harry! you are no good. go ahead! smell the pen! go on...i'm wip- ing it harry...there you go...