Luyện nghe bài hát Dr Seuss vs Shakespeare

Come bite my
I hope you the stakes
put a slug between your shoulder blades
then ask what light yonder poser breaks?
I hath iambic on that ass ye bastard
My rhymes are classic, your is drafted by kindergartner high on acid ye hoebag
You're an old white Soulja Boy who has no swag and no gonads it's so sad
and to top it off not a doctor
I've seen a softer author you crook. you
I bet you the 'Twilight" books too

Dr (Cat In The Hat)
I not could not on a boat read any of the boring ass plays you wrote
Even Horton doesn't want to hear you and Lou Who is afraid to go near you
You bore people to death, you leave a lookin' like the end of MacBeth
I entertain a of any age
You gotta translate you say on the opposite page
How you battle with the Cat In The Hat?
Little kids get scared when I step on the mat, you think your neck ass gonna rap to that?
I got a best selling book about me coming

I'm switching up my like the Beatles with my pieces each is a wonder with a plethora of features
You're pathetically predictable you think your new might include a trisyllabic meter and some ghetto Muppet creatures the Bard is in the building it's a castle, I'm a boss I bet I'm Parliament I'm positive I'm killing it
I'm iller the plague I never caught or cholera a baller baller on some cricket bowler business while you're sitting in the bleachers

Dr (Cat In The Hat)
You rap fast you do, yes you rap its true
Now see how you rap versus Things 1 and 2
(Things 1 and 2)
Oh. No.
We'll your globe
yo. you may have wrote the script but now we running the
You can take your fancy words and send'em back home to your mama break our off in your ass with our feetie pajamas
Man we'll cook you up and eat you with some ham and green eggs, we'll break offa your legs make no mistakes we in a
All does not end well when we out our cage you getting upstaged Bill.
Yo. you got played!