Luyện nghe bài hát Dr Seuss vs Shakespeare

Come bite my
I hope you know the
I'll put a slug between your blades
then ask what light through poser breaks?
I hath been iambic on that ass ye
My rhymes are classic, crap is drafted by kindergartner high on acid ye hoebag
You're an old white Soulja Boy who has no swag and no gonads it's so sad
and to top it off you're not a
I've never seen a author you crook. you
I bet you the 'Twilight" books too

Dr (Cat In The Hat)
I would not could not on a boat read any of the boring ass you wrote
Even Horton doesn't want to hear you and Lou Who is afraid to go near you
You bore people to death, you leave a lookin' like the end of MacBeth
I a child of any age
You gotta what you say on the opposite page
How you battle with the Cat In The Hat?
Little kids get scared when I step on the mat, you think your ruffled ass gonna rap to that?
I got a best book about me coming back

I'm switching up my style the Beatles with my pieces each is a wonder with a plethora of features
You're pathetically predictable you think your new book might a trisyllabic meter and some ghetto Muppet creatures the Bard is in the building it's a castle, I'm a boss I bet I'm Parliament I'm positive I'm killing it
I'm iller than the plague I never caught or cholera a baller baller on some cricket bowler business while sitting in the bleachers

Dr (Cat In The Hat)
You rap fast you do, yes you rap its true
Now lets see how you rap Things 1 and 2
(Things 1 and 2)
Oh. No.
We'll your globe
yo. you may have wrote the script but now we the show
You can take your words and send'em back home to your mama break our foot off in your ass with our feetie pajamas
Man we'll cook you up and eat you with some ham and green eggs, we'll break offa your legs make no we in a rage
All does not end well when we out our cage you getting upstaged Bill.
Yo. you got played!