Luyện nghe bài hát Dr Seuss vs Shakespeare

Come bite my
I hope you know the
I'll put a slug between your shoulder
ask what light through yonder poser breaks?
I hath been on that ass ye bastard
My rhymes are classic, your crap is drafted by kindergartner high on ye hoebag
an old white Soulja Boy who has no swag and no gonads egads it's so sad
and to top it off not a doctor
never seen a softer author you crook. you
I bet you wrote the 'Twilight" too

Dr (Cat In The Hat)
I would not could not on a boat read any of the ass plays you wrote
Even Horton want to hear you and Cindy Lou Who is afraid to go near you
You bore people to death, you leave a classroom lookin' the end of MacBeth
I a child of any age
You gotta translate you say on the opposite page
How you gonna battle the Cat In The Hat?
Little kids get scared I step on the mat, you think your ruffled neck ass gonna rap to that?
I got a best selling book about me coming

I'm switching up my style like the Beatles with my pieces each is a wonder with a plethora of
You're pathetically predictable you think your new book might include a trisyllabic meter and some Muppet creatures the Bard is in the building it's a castle, I'm a boss I bet I'm Parliament I'm positive I'm killing it
I'm iller than the plague I never caught or cholera a baller baller on some bowler business while you're sitting in the bleachers

Dr (Cat In The Hat)
You rap fast you do, yes you rap its true
Now lets see how you rap Things 1 and 2
(Things 1 and 2)
Oh. No.
We'll smash your
yo. you may have wrote the script but now we running the
You can take your fancy words and send'em back to your mama break our foot off in your ass with our feetie pajamas
Man we'll cook you up and eat you with some ham and green eggs, we'll break offa legs make no mistakes we in a rage
All does not end well when we bust out our cage you upstaged Bill.
Yo. you got played!