Luyện nghe bài hát Dr Seuss vs Shakespeare

Come bite my
I you know the stakes
put a slug between your shoulder blades
then ask what light through yonder breaks?
I hath been iambic on ass ye bastard
My rhymes are classic, your crap is by kindergartner high on acid ye hoebag
You're an old white Soulja Boy who has no swag and no gonads it's so sad
and to top it off you're not a
I've never seen a softer you crook. you
I bet you the 'Twilight" books too

Dr (Cat In The Hat)
I would not could not on a boat read any of the ass plays you wrote
Even Horton doesn't want to hear you and Lou Who is afraid to go near you
You bore people to death, you leave a classroom like the end of MacBeth
I a child of any age
You gotta translate you say on the opposite page
How you gonna with the Cat In The Hat?
Little kids get when I step on the mat, you think your ruffled neck ass gonna rap to that?
I got a best book about me coming back

I'm switching up my style like the Beatles with my pieces each is a wonder with a plethora of
You're predictable you think your new book might include a trisyllabic meter and some ghetto Muppet creatures the Bard is in the building it's a castle, I'm a boss I bet I'm Parliament I'm positive I'm killing it
I'm iller the plague I never caught or cholera a baller baller on some cricket bowler business while you're sitting in the bleachers

Dr (Cat In The Hat)
You rap fast you do, yes you rap its true
Now lets see how you rap versus 1 and 2
(Things 1 and 2)
Oh. No.
We'll your globe
yo. you may have wrote the script but now we running the
You can take your fancy and send'em back home to your mama break our foot off in your ass with our feetie pajamas
Man we'll cook you up and eat you with some ham and green eggs, we'll break offa your legs no mistakes we in a rage
All not end well when we bust out our cage you getting upstaged Bill.
Yo. you got played!