Luyện nghe bài hát Dr Seuss vs Shakespeare

Come my thumb
I you know the stakes
I'll put a between your shoulder blades
then ask what through yonder poser breaks?
I hath iambic on that ass ye bastard
My are classic, your crap is drafted by kindergartner high on acid ye hoebag
You're an old white Soulja Boy who has no swag and no egads it's so sad
and to top it off not a doctor
I've seen a softer author you crook. you
I bet you wrote the 'Twilight" too

Dr (Cat In The Hat)
I not could not on a boat read any of the boring ass plays you wrote
Even Horton want to hear you and Cindy Lou Who is afraid to go near you
You people to death, you leave a classroom lookin' like the end of MacBeth
I a child of any age
You gotta what you say on the opposite page
How you battle with the Cat In The Hat?
Little kids get scared when I step on the mat, you think your neck ass gonna rap to that?
I got a best selling book about me coming

I'm switching up my style like the Beatles with my pieces each is a with a plethora of features
You're pathetically predictable you think your new book might include a trisyllabic meter and some ghetto Muppet creatures the Bard is in the building a castle, I'm a boss I bet I'm Parliament I'm positive I'm killing it
I'm iller than the plague I never caught or cholera a baller on some cricket bowler business while you're sitting in the bleachers

Dr (Cat In The Hat)
You rap fast you do, yes you rap its true
Now see how you rap versus Things 1 and 2
(Things 1 and 2)
Oh. No.
We'll smash your
yo. you may have wrote the but now we running the show
You can take your fancy words and send'em back home to your mama break our foot off in your ass our feetie pajamas
Man we'll cook you up and eat you some ham and green eggs, we'll break offa your legs make no mistakes we in a rage
All does not end well we bust out our cage you getting upstaged Bill.
Yo. you got played!