Luyện nghe bài hát Dr Seuss vs Shakespeare

Come my thumb
I hope you know the
I'll put a slug between shoulder blades
then ask what light through yonder breaks?
I hath iambic on that ass ye bastard
My rhymes are classic, your is drafted by kindergartner high on acid ye hoebag
You're an old white Soulja Boy who has no swag and no egads it's so sad
and to top it off not a doctor
I've never a softer author you crook. you
I bet you wrote the 'Twilight" too

Dr (Cat In The Hat)
I would not not on a boat read any of the boring ass plays you wrote
Even Horton want to hear you and Cindy Lou Who is afraid to go near you
You bore people to death, you leave a classroom lookin' the end of MacBeth
I entertain a of any age
You gotta translate you say on the opposite page
How you gonna with the Cat In The Hat?
Little kids get when I step on the mat, you think your ruffled neck ass gonna rap to that?
I got a best selling book about me back

I'm switching up my style like the Beatles my pieces each is a wonder with a plethora of features
You're pathetically predictable you think your new book might include a trisyllabic and some ghetto Muppet creatures the Bard is in the building it's a castle, I'm a boss I bet I'm Parliament I'm positive I'm killing it
I'm iller than the plague I never caught or cholera a baller on some cricket bowler business while you're sitting in the bleachers

Dr (Cat In The Hat)
You rap you do, yes you rap fast its true
Now lets see how you rap Things 1 and 2
(Things 1 and 2)
Oh. No.
We'll your globe
yo. you may have wrote the script but now we the show
You can take your fancy words and send'em back home to your mama break our foot off in your ass with our pajamas
Man we'll cook you up and eat you with some ham and green eggs, we'll break your legs make no mistakes we in a rage
All does not end well we bust out our cage you getting upstaged Bill.
Yo. you got played!