Luyện nghe bài hát Dr Seuss vs Shakespeare

Come my thumb
I you know the stakes
I'll put a slug between your shoulder
then ask what light through poser breaks?
I hath been iambic on that ass ye
My rhymes are classic, crap is drafted by kindergartner high on acid ye hoebag
You're an old white Soulja Boy who has no swag and no gonads egads so sad
and to top it off you're not a
I've never a softer author you crook. you
I bet you the 'Twilight" books too

Dr (Cat In The Hat)
I would not could not on a boat read any of the boring ass you wrote
Even Horton want to hear you and Cindy Lou Who is afraid to go near you
You bore to death, you leave a classroom lookin' like the end of MacBeth
I entertain a of any age
You gotta what you say on the opposite page
How you gonna battle the Cat In The Hat?
Little kids get scared when I step on the mat, you think your ruffled ass gonna rap to that?
I got a selling book about me coming back

I'm switching up my like the Beatles with my pieces each is a wonder with a plethora of features
You're pathetically predictable you think your new might include a trisyllabic meter and some ghetto Muppet creatures the Bard is in the building it's a castle, I'm a boss I bet I'm Parliament I'm positive I'm killing it
I'm iller than the plague I never caught or cholera a baller baller on some cricket bowler business while you're sitting in the

Dr (Cat In The Hat)
You rap fast you do, yes you rap fast its
Now lets see how you rap Things 1 and 2
(Things 1 and 2)
Oh. No.
smash your globe
yo. you may wrote the script but now we running the show
You can take your words and send'em back home to your mama break our foot off in your ass with our feetie pajamas
Man we'll cook you up and eat you with some ham and green eggs, we'll break offa your make no mistakes we in a rage
All does not end when we bust out our cage you getting upstaged Bill.
Yo. you got played!