Luyện nghe bài hát Dr Seuss vs Shakespeare

Come my thumb
I you know the stakes
I'll put a slug between your shoulder
then ask what light through yonder breaks?
I been iambic on that ass ye bastard
My rhymes are classic, crap is drafted by kindergartner high on acid ye hoebag
You're an old white Soulja Boy who has no swag and no gonads egads so sad
and to top it off you're not a
I've never a softer author you crook. you
I bet you the 'Twilight" books too

Dr (Cat In The Hat)
I would not could not on a read any of the boring ass plays you wrote
Even doesn't want to hear you and Cindy Lou Who is afraid to go near you
You bore to death, you leave a classroom lookin' like the end of MacBeth
I entertain a of any age
You gotta what you say on the opposite page
How you gonna battle the Cat In The Hat?
kids get scared when I step on the mat, you think your ruffled neck ass gonna rap to that?
I got a best selling book about me coming

I'm switching up my style the Beatles with my pieces each is a wonder with a plethora of features
You're predictable you think your new book might include a trisyllabic meter and some ghetto Muppet creatures the Bard is in the building it's a castle, I'm a boss I bet I'm Parliament I'm positive I'm killing it
I'm iller than the plague I never caught or cholera a baller baller on some cricket bowler while you're sitting in the bleachers

Dr (Cat In The Hat)
You rap you do, yes you rap fast its true
Now lets see how you rap versus 1 and 2
(Things 1 and 2)
Oh. No.
We'll smash globe
yo. you may have wrote the script but now we the show
You can your fancy words and send'em back home to your mama break our foot off in your ass with our feetie pajamas
Man we'll cook you up and eat you with some ham and eggs, we'll break offa your legs make no mistakes we in a rage
All does not end well we bust out our cage you getting upstaged Bill.
Yo. you got played!