Luyện nghe bài hát Dr Seuss vs Shakespeare

Come bite my
I hope you the stakes
put a slug between your shoulder blades
then ask what through yonder poser breaks?
I hath iambic on that ass ye bastard
My are classic, your crap is drafted by kindergartner high on acid ye hoebag
an old white Soulja Boy who has no swag and no gonads egads it's so sad
and to top it off you're not a
I've never a softer author you crook. you
I bet you wrote the 'Twilight" too

Dr (Cat In The Hat)
I would not could not on a boat read any of the boring ass you wrote
Even doesn't want to hear you and Cindy Lou Who is afraid to go near you
You bore people to death, you leave a lookin' like the end of MacBeth
I a child of any age
You translate what you say on the opposite page
How you gonna battle with the Cat In The
Little kids get scared when I on the mat, you think your ruffled neck ass gonna rap to that?
I got a best selling book about me back

I'm switching up my style like the with my pieces each is a wonder with a plethora of features
You're predictable you think your new book might include a trisyllabic meter and some ghetto Muppet creatures the Bard is in the building it's a castle, I'm a boss I bet I'm Parliament I'm positive I'm killing it
I'm iller the plague I never caught or cholera a baller baller on some cricket bowler business while you're sitting in the bleachers

Dr (Cat In The Hat)
You rap fast you do, yes you rap fast its
Now see how you rap versus Things 1 and 2
(Things 1 and 2)
Oh. No.
We'll smash globe
yo. you may have wrote the script but now we the show
You can take your fancy words and send'em back home to mama break our foot off in your ass with our feetie pajamas
Man we'll cook you up and eat you with some ham and green eggs, break offa your legs make no mistakes we in a rage
All does not end when we bust out our cage you getting upstaged Bill.
Yo. you got played!