Luyện nghe bài hát Dr Seuss vs Shakespeare

Come my thumb
I hope you know the
I'll put a slug between shoulder blades
then ask light through yonder poser breaks?
I hath been on that ass ye bastard
My rhymes are classic, your crap is drafted by kindergartner high on ye hoebag
You're an old white Boy who has no swag and no gonads egads it's so sad
and to top it off not a doctor
I've never seen a author you crook. you
I bet you wrote the 'Twilight" too

Dr (Cat In The Hat)
I would not could not on a boat any of the boring ass plays you wrote
Even Horton doesn't want to hear you and Cindy Lou Who is afraid to go you
You bore people to death, you leave a classroom lookin' like the end of
I a child of any age
You gotta translate what you say on the page
How you gonna battle the Cat In The Hat?
Little kids get scared I step on the mat, you think your ruffled neck ass gonna rap to that?
I got a best selling book me coming back

I'm switching up my style like the with my pieces each is a wonder with a plethora of features
You're pathetically predictable you think your new book might include a trisyllabic meter and some ghetto creatures the Bard is in the building it's a castle, I'm a boss I bet I'm Parliament I'm positive I'm killing it
I'm iller than the plague I never caught or cholera a baller baller on some cricket bowler business while you're sitting in the

Dr (Cat In The Hat)
You rap fast you do, yes you rap fast its
Now lets see how you rap Things 1 and 2
(Things 1 and 2)
Oh. No.
We'll smash globe
yo. you may have the script but now we running the show
You can take your fancy words and send'em back home to your mama break our foot off in ass with our feetie pajamas
Man we'll cook you up and eat you with ham and green eggs, we'll break offa your legs make no mistakes we in a rage
All does not end well when we bust out our cage you getting Bill.
Yo. you got played!