Luyện nghe bài hát Dr Seuss vs Shakespeare

Come bite my
I hope you know the
put a slug between your shoulder blades
then ask light through yonder poser breaks?
I hath been on that ass ye bastard
My rhymes are classic, crap is drafted by kindergartner high on acid ye hoebag
You're an old white Soulja Boy who has no and no gonads egads it's so sad
and to top it off not a doctor
I've never seen a author you crook. you
I bet you wrote the 'Twilight" too

Dr (Cat In The Hat)
I not could not on a boat read any of the boring ass plays you wrote
Even Horton want to hear you and Cindy Lou Who is afraid to go near you
You bore people to death, you leave a classroom like the end of MacBeth
I entertain a of any age
You translate what you say on the opposite page
How you gonna battle with the Cat In The
Little kids get scared when I step on the mat, you think your neck ass gonna rap to that?
I got a best selling book me coming back

I'm up my style like the Beatles with my pieces each is a wonder with a plethora of features
You're predictable you think your new book might include a trisyllabic meter and some ghetto Muppet creatures the Bard is in the building it's a castle, I'm a boss I bet I'm Parliament I'm positive I'm killing it
I'm iller than the plague I never caught or cholera a baller baller on some bowler business while you're sitting in the bleachers

Dr (Cat In The Hat)
You rap you do, yes you rap fast its true
Now see how you rap versus Things 1 and 2
(Things 1 and 2)
Oh. No.
We'll smash globe
yo. you may have wrote the script but now we the show
You can take your fancy words and send'em back home to your mama break our off in your ass with our feetie pajamas
Man we'll cook you up and eat you with some ham and green eggs, we'll offa your legs make no mistakes we in a rage
All does not end well when we bust out our cage you upstaged Bill.
Yo. you got played!