Luyện nghe bài hát Down To The Old Pub Instead

Lad, it's your duty to find ye a
With child-bearing and a pink, supple ass
And make her your wife and love her with love so
Now some run high, some rivers run low
When her river red, then she's starting her flow
And called menstr'ation, and here's what it means to you

You will her bloomers are spotty at first
Stand back - her dam's gonna burst
Son, don't be afraid, a natural t'ing
Just wad up cotton and hand her some string
Put the old on top of the bed
Get out of the house and go to the old pub instead

She'll her water, her breasts will be tender
And every third word that you say will her
Get out of the and go down to the old pub instead
And want to make love - if you do, you're a fool
'Cause you'll only end up with a bloody
Get out of the house - down to the old pub

And she'll want you to sample the of her loins
But son, it'll like some old rusty coins
So turn off the light, boy, and take off hat
And to your knees, say a prayer to Saint Pat
Then give you the strength to get out of the bed
And for Ireland's sake, go to the old pub instead

Now the pub is the place where the are a-meetin'
When the moon's full and the are a-bleedin'
The Catholic, the Protestant, the pagan
The pub is the place when your is raggin'
So drink of your pint, boys, and your shamrocks
That as menfolk we have to bleed from our cocks
And we can escape from the lady in red
And get out of the house and go to the old pub instead