Luyện nghe bài hát Donald Trump vs. Joe Biden

EPIC RAP OF HISTORY!
JOE BIDEN!
VS!
DONALD...

[Verse 1: Donald
the DJT gettin' it on
The teflon Don on the White lawn!
Against wimps you, I'll win a third term
campaign's like your family: crash and burn!
Think looting and violence will keep the MAGA movement (Ha!)
me? That's a riot!
Why don't you step behind the gym, be standing by
We'll see how tough you are the 45! (Uh!)
I shoot a hole your whole party
Bigger than the one I blew Qasem Soleimani (Ugh!)
Then I go and I on Melania (Ugh!)
I'm gonna you, Joe, like China
got all the best cognition, with all the top grammar
I'm not a little girl's shoulders, so you can't this, MC Stammer!
You're a inciting hysteria!
You say I'm selling hate in America, you're selling America!
Like with Hillary, the aren't swayed!
You're just Barack's shadow, and I really like the shade!
2: Joe Biden]
The pain of losing loved ones is something I have
So I know how you have felt when they killed Jeffrey Epstein! (Ooh!)
Rap lyrics just for you!
You should stick to letters for Kim Jong-Un!
You're a heel! Nothing 'bout you is real!
Bitch, you even really write The Art of the Deal!
But you into the rage of Red Mad Hatters
Well, let me tell you, Trump, all matter!
I don't want to defund no police, I a DA for my VP!
I'm not a communist, I'm not a socialist, I'm just an old-ass man some decency! (Wrong!)
No matter what you try to say, global warming cancelled!
You pulled out of Paris, should have out of Stormy Daniels!
I sleepy, I'm tired
Of you, Trump. You're fired!

[Verse 3: Trump]
The only getting fired on my watch is tear gas from law enforcement
I'll keep America great, unleash Antifa and keep America like Portland! (Sad!)
Ain't gonna beat me! No person, woman, man, camera, TV!
Meh, they impeached me. I still walked out of DC peachy!
You got the Sloppy, Joe, but no beef!
The only privilege I see are those teeth!
teach your son a thing or two about life
Like no hunting season for your dead brother's wife!
You and your and your Knight Rider shades
Are getting like you're Roe versus Wade!
no Blue Wave! Forget it! Not coming!
It's like I tell, criminals, stop running!
4: Joe Biden]
Was Taylor running? Hmm? You dog whistling fool?
I think your Daddy finally be proud of you: he was a racist asshole, too!

Что ты
this malarkey?
ебать!

Keep at it and end up in jail, Hoss
I'll you down like I'm you, and you're a mailbox!
From all your to the SATs
you ever did, you just had to cheat!
'Cause you're too insecure to even look like a
the worst damn Republican since Herbert Hoover
But you a sycophantic, homophobe Hoosier
became the Constitution's domestic abuser!
200,000 deaths lying at door!
And you think they're suckers McCain and the Marine Corps!
Sometimes I can't tell for which you're rootin'!
When we go high, you go on Putin! (Uh!)
Truth is, you're to lose!
You got in the banks 'cept IOUs!
Y-Y-You about ballots like a bitch
But the only thing that's is taxes for the rich!
Look, a freeloader, change your name to Tramp!
My campaign's up, you can't get down a ramp!
I'm away faster than your wife's hand!
For the love of democracy, you shut up, man?

WHO
WHO'S
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP OF HISTORY!