Luyện nghe bài hát Donald Trump vs. Joe Biden

EPIC RAP OF HISTORY!
JOE BIDEN!
VS!
DONALD...

1: Donald Trump]
It's the DJT it on
The Don on the White House lawn!
Against wimps like you, I'll win a term
Your campaign's like your crash and burn!
Think looting and violence will keep the movement quiet? (Ha!)
Resist me? a riot!
Why don't you step behind the gym, be standing by
see how tough you are against the 45! (Uh!)
I shoot a hole through your whole
Bigger than the one I blew through Qasem (Ugh!)
Then I go and I on Melania (Ugh!)
I'm gonna smash you, Joe, China
I've got all the cognition, with all the top grammar
I'm not a little girl's shoulders, so you can't this, MC Stammer!
You're a inciting hysteria!
You say I'm selling in America, you're selling hatin' America!
Like with Hillary, the aren't swayed!
You're Barack's shadow, and I don't really like the shade!
2: Joe Biden]
The pain of losing loved ones is something I have
So I know how you must felt when they killed Jeffrey Epstein! (Ooh!)
Rap just ain't for you!
You should stick to love for Kim Jong-Un!
You're a wrestling heel! 'bout you is real!
Bitch, you even really write The Art of the Deal!
But you tapped into the of Red Mad Hatters
Well, let me tell you, Trump, all matter!
I don't to defund no police, I picked a DA for my VP!
I'm not a communist, I'm not a socialist, I'm an old-ass man with some decency! (Wrong!)
No matter what you try to say, warming ain't cancelled!
You out of Paris, should have pulled out of Stormy Daniels!
I sleepy, I'm tired
Of you, Donald Trump. fired!

[Verse 3: Donald
The only thing fired on my watch is tear gas from law enforcement
I'll keep America great, you'll unleash and keep America like Portland! (Sad!)
Ain't nothin' gonna me! No person, woman, man, camera, TV!
Meh, impeached me. I still walked out of DC looking peachy!
You got the Sloppy, Joe, but no beef!
The white privilege I see are those teeth!
Maybe teach your son a thing or two life
Like there's no hunting season for your brother's wife!
You and masks and your Knight Rider shades
Are getting like you're Roe versus Wade!
There's no Wave! Forget it! Not coming!
like I tell, criminals, Joe: stop running!
[Verse 4: Joe
Was Breonna Taylor Hmm? You dog whistling fool?
I think Daddy would finally be proud of you: he was a racist asshole, too!

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Keep at it and you'll end up in jail,
I'll take you like I'm you, and you're a mailbox!
all your wives to the SATs
Everything you did, you just had to cheat!
'Cause you're too to even look like a loser
You're the worst damn Republican since Herbert
But you a sycophantic, homophobe Hoosier
became the Constitution's domestic abuser!
200,000 deaths at your door!
And you think they're like McCain and the Marine Corps!
Sometimes I can't tell for which side rootin'!
we go high, you go down on Putin! (Uh!)
Truth is, scared to lose!
You got in the banks 'cept IOUs!
Y-Y-You whine ballots like a bitch
But the only that's rigged is taxes for the rich!
Look, a freeloader, change your name to Tramp!
My ramping up, you can't get down a ramp!
I'm pulling away faster than wife's hand!
For the of democracy, will you shut up, man?

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