Luyện nghe bài hát Donald Trump vs. Joe Biden

EPIC RAP OF HISTORY!
JOE BIDEN!
VS!
DONALD...

1: Donald Trump]
It's the DJT it on
The Don on the White House lawn!
Against wimps you, I'll win a third term
Your campaign's like family: crash and burn!
looting and violence will keep the MAGA movement quiet? (Ha!)
Resist me? a riot!
Why don't you step the gym, I'll be standing by
We'll see how tough you are the 45! (Uh!)
I shoot a hole through your whole
Bigger than the one I blew Qasem Soleimani (Ugh!)
Then I go and I on Melania (Ugh!)
I'm gonna you, Joe, like China
got all the best cognition, with all the top grammar
I'm not a little girl's shoulders, so you can't this, MC Stammer!
a disaster inciting hysteria!
You say I'm hate in America, you're selling hatin' America!
with Hillary, the people aren't swayed!
You're Barack's shadow, and I don't really like the shade!
[Verse 2: Joe
The of losing loved ones is something I have seen
So I know how you must have felt when they Jeffrey Epstein! (Ooh!)
Rap lyrics ain't for you!
You should to love letters for Kim Jong-Un!
You're a heel! Nothing 'bout you is real!
Bitch, you didn't even really The Art of the Deal!
But you tapped the rage of Red Mad Hatters
Well, let me tell you, Trump, all matter!
I don't want to no police, I picked a DA for my VP!
I'm not a communist, I'm not a socialist, I'm just an old-ass man with decency! (Wrong!)
No matter you try to say, global warming ain't cancelled!
You out of Paris, should have pulled out of Stormy Daniels!
I ain't sleepy, I'm
Of you, Donald Trump. fired!

3: Donald Trump]
The only thing getting fired on my watch is tear gas law enforcement
I'll keep America great, you'll unleash Antifa and keep America Portland! (Sad!)
Ain't nothin' beat me! No person, woman, man, camera, TV!
Meh, they impeached me. I walked out of DC looking peachy!
You got the Sloppy, Joe, but no beef!
The only white privilege I see are teeth!
Maybe your son a thing or two about life
Like there's no hunting for your dead brother's wife!
You and your masks and Knight Rider shades
Are getting like you're Roe versus Wade!
There's no Wave! Forget it! Not coming!
It's like I tell, criminals, stop running!
4: Joe Biden]
Was Taylor running? Hmm? You dog whistling fool?
I think your Daddy would be proud of you: he was a racist asshole, too!

Что ты
this malarkey?
ебать!

Keep at it and you'll end up in jail,
take you down like I'm you, and you're a mailbox!
From all wives to the SATs
you ever did, you just had to cheat!
'Cause you're too to even look like a loser
You're the worst damn since Herbert Hoover
But you scooped a sycophantic, homophobe
became the Constitution's domestic abuser!
200,000 lying at your door!
And you think they're suckers McCain and the Marine Corps!
Sometimes I can't for which side you're rootin'!
When we go high, you go on Putin! (Uh!)
Truth is, scared to lose!
You got nothing in the banks IOUs!
Y-Y-You whine about like a bitch
But the only thing rigged is taxes for the rich!
Look, you're a freeloader, change name to Tramp!
My campaign's ramping up, you can't get a ramp!
I'm pulling away faster than wife's hand!
For the of democracy, will you shut up, man?

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