Luyện nghe bài hát Donald Trump vs. Joe Biden

EPIC RAP OF HISTORY!
JOE BIDEN!
VS!
DONALD...

[Verse 1: Donald
It's the DJT it on
The teflon Don on the White lawn!
Against like you, I'll win a third term
Your like your family: crash and burn!
Think looting and violence will keep the MAGA movement (Ha!)
Resist me? a riot!
Why don't you step behind the gym, be standing by
We'll see how you are against the 45! (Uh!)
I shoot a hole through whole party
than the one I blew through Qasem Soleimani (Ugh!)
Then I go and I on Melania (Ugh!)
I'm gonna smash you, Joe, like
I've got all the best cognition, with all the top
I'm not a little girl's shoulders, so you can't this, MC Stammer!
a disaster inciting hysteria!
You say I'm selling in America, you're selling hatin' America!
Like with Hillary, the aren't swayed!
You're just shadow, and I don't really like the shade!
[Verse 2: Joe
The pain of losing loved is something I have seen
So I how you must have felt when they killed Jeffrey Epstein! (Ooh!)
Rap just ain't for you!
You should to love letters for Kim Jong-Un!
a wrestling heel! Nothing 'bout you is real!
Bitch, you didn't really write The Art of the Deal!
But you into the rage of Red Mad Hatters
Well, let me you, Trump, all lies matter!
I don't want to defund no police, I a DA for my VP!
I'm not a communist, I'm not a socialist, I'm just an old-ass man with decency! (Wrong!)
No matter you try to say, global warming ain't cancelled!
You pulled out of Paris, have pulled out of Stormy Daniels!
I sleepy, I'm tired
Of you, Donald Trump. fired!

[Verse 3: Donald
The only thing fired on my watch is tear gas from law enforcement
I'll keep America great, you'll unleash and keep America like Portland! (Sad!)
Ain't gonna beat me! No person, woman, man, camera, TV!
Meh, impeached me. I still walked out of DC looking peachy!
You got the Sloppy, Joe, but no beef!
The only white privilege I see are teeth!
teach your son a thing or two about life
Like there's no hunting season for your brother's wife!
You and your masks and Knight Rider shades
Are revoked like you're Roe versus Wade!
There's no Blue Wave! it! Not coming!
It's I tell, criminals, Joe: stop running!
[Verse 4: Joe
Was Taylor running? Hmm? You dog whistling fool?
I think your Daddy would finally be proud of you: he was a asshole, too!

Что ты
What's malarkey?
ебать!

Keep at it and end up in jail, Hoss
I'll you down like I'm you, and you're a mailbox!
From all your to the SATs
Everything you did, you just had to cheat!
'Cause too insecure to even look like a loser
the worst damn Republican since Herbert Hoover
But you scooped a sycophantic, Hoosier
Then became the domestic abuser!
200,000 deaths lying at door!
And you think they're like McCain and the Marine Corps!
Sometimes I can't tell for which side rootin'!
we go high, you go down on Putin! (Uh!)
Truth is, scared to lose!
You got nothing in the banks IOUs!
Y-Y-You whine about like a bitch
But the only that's rigged is taxes for the rich!
Look, you're a freeloader, change name to Tramp!
My ramping up, you can't get down a ramp!
I'm pulling faster than your wife's hand!
For the love of democracy, will you up, man?

WHO
NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP OF HISTORY!