Luyện nghe bài hát Donald Trump vs. Joe Biden

EPIC RAP OF HISTORY!
JOE BIDEN!
VS!
DONALD...

[Verse 1: Trump]
the DJT gettin' it on
The teflon Don on the House lawn!
Against wimps like you, I'll win a third
Your campaign's like your crash and burn!
looting and violence will keep the MAGA movement quiet? (Ha!)
Resist me? a riot!
Why don't you step behind the gym, be standing by
see how tough you are against the 45! (Uh!)
I shoot a hole your whole party
than the one I blew through Qasem Soleimani (Ugh!)
Then I go and I on Melania (Ugh!)
I'm gonna smash you, Joe, China
I've got all the best cognition, with all the top
I'm not a little shoulders, so you can't touch this, MC Stammer!
You're a inciting hysteria!
You say I'm selling in America, you're selling hatin' America!
Like Hillary, the people aren't swayed!
You're just shadow, and I don't really like the shade!
[Verse 2: Joe
The pain of losing loved ones is something I seen
So I know how you must have felt they killed Jeffrey Epstein! (Ooh!)
Rap lyrics just for you!
You should stick to letters for Kim Jong-Un!
You're a wrestling heel! 'bout you is real!
Bitch, you didn't really write The Art of the Deal!
But you into the rage of Red Mad Hatters
Well, let me tell you, Trump, all matter!
I want to defund no police, I picked a DA for my VP!
I'm not a communist, I'm not a socialist, I'm an old-ass man with some decency! (Wrong!)
No matter what you try to say, global warming cancelled!
You out of Paris, should have pulled out of Stormy Daniels!
I sleepy, I'm tired
Of you, Trump. You're fired!

3: Donald Trump]
The only thing getting fired on my watch is gas from law enforcement
I'll keep America great, you'll unleash Antifa and keep like Portland! (Sad!)
Ain't nothin' beat me! No person, woman, man, camera, TV!
Meh, impeached me. I still walked out of DC looking peachy!
You got the Sloppy, Joe, but no beef!
The only privilege I see are those teeth!
Maybe teach son a thing or two about life
Like there's no hunting season for your brother's wife!
You and your masks and Knight Rider shades
Are getting revoked like you're Roe Wade!
There's no Wave! Forget it! Not coming!
It's I tell, criminals, Joe: stop running!
4: Joe Biden]
Was Breonna running? Hmm? You dog whistling fool?
I think your would finally be proud of you: he was a racist asshole, too!

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Keep at it and end up in jail, Hoss
I'll you down like I'm you, and you're a mailbox!
From all your wives to the
Everything you did, you just had to cheat!
'Cause you're too insecure to look like a loser
You're the worst damn Republican Herbert Hoover
But you scooped a sycophantic, homophobe
Then became the domestic abuser!
200,000 lying at your door!
And you they're suckers like McCain and the Marine Corps!
Sometimes I can't tell for which side rootin'!
we go high, you go down on Putin! (Uh!)
Truth is, you're to lose!
You got nothing in the 'cept IOUs!
Y-Y-You about ballots like a bitch
But the only thing that's is taxes for the rich!
Look, you're a freeloader, change your to Tramp!
My campaign's ramping up, you can't get a ramp!
I'm pulling away faster than your hand!
For the of democracy, will you shut up, man?

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