Luyện nghe bài hát Donald Trump vs. Joe Biden

EPIC RAP OF HISTORY!
JOE BIDEN!
VS!
DONALD...

1: Donald Trump]
It's the DJT it on
The teflon Don on the House lawn!
Against like you, I'll win a third term
Your campaign's your family: crash and burn!
Think looting and violence will keep the movement quiet? (Ha!)
Resist me? a riot!
Why you step behind the gym, I'll be standing by
We'll see how you are against the 45! (Uh!)
I shoot a hole through your whole
Bigger the one I blew through Qasem Soleimani (Ugh!)
Then I go and I bone on (Ugh!)
I'm gonna you, Joe, like China
I've got all the cognition, with all the top grammar
I'm not a girl's shoulders, so you can't touch this, MC Stammer!
You're a inciting hysteria!
You say I'm hate in America, you're selling hatin' America!
Like with Hillary, the people swayed!
You're just Barack's shadow, and I don't really the shade!
[Verse 2: Joe
The pain of losing loved is something I have seen
So I know how you must have felt when they killed Epstein! (Ooh!)
Rap lyrics just for you!
You should to love letters for Kim Jong-Un!
You're a wrestling heel! 'bout you is real!
Bitch, you even really write The Art of the Deal!
But you tapped into the of Red Mad Hatters
Well, let me you, Trump, all lies matter!
I don't to defund no police, I picked a DA for my VP!
I'm not a communist, I'm not a socialist, I'm an old-ass man with some decency! (Wrong!)
No matter what you try to say, global warming cancelled!
You pulled out of Paris, should have out of Stormy Daniels!
I ain't sleepy, I'm
Of you, Donald Trump. fired!

[Verse 3: Trump]
The only getting fired on my watch is tear gas from law enforcement
I'll keep America great, you'll unleash and keep America like Portland! (Sad!)
Ain't nothin' beat me! No person, woman, man, camera, TV!
Meh, they impeached me. I still out of DC looking peachy!
You got the Sloppy, Joe, but no beef!
The only privilege I see are those teeth!
Maybe teach son a thing or two about life
Like there's no season for your dead brother's wife!
You and your and your Knight Rider shades
Are revoked like you're Roe versus Wade!
There's no Blue Wave! it! Not coming!
It's like I tell, criminals, stop running!
4: Joe Biden]
Was Breonna Taylor running? Hmm? You dog fool?
I think your Daddy would finally be proud of you: he was a asshole, too!

Что ты
What's malarkey?
ебать!

Keep at it and you'll end up in jail,
take you down like I'm you, and you're a mailbox!
From all your to the SATs
Everything you did, you just had to cheat!
'Cause you're too insecure to even look like a
You're the worst Republican since Herbert Hoover
But you a sycophantic, homophobe Hoosier
became the Constitution's domestic abuser!
200,000 deaths lying at door!
And you think they're suckers like and the Marine Corps!
Sometimes I tell for which side you're rootin'!
we go high, you go down on Putin! (Uh!)
Truth is, you're to lose!
You got nothing in the 'cept IOUs!
Y-Y-You whine ballots like a bitch
But the only thing rigged is taxes for the rich!
Look, you're a freeloader, change name to Tramp!
My campaign's ramping up, you get down a ramp!
I'm pulling away faster than your hand!
For the love of democracy, you shut up, man?

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