Luyện nghe bài hát Donald Trump vs. Joe Biden

EPIC RAP OF HISTORY!
JOE BIDEN!
VS!
DONALD...

1: Donald Trump]
It's the DJT it on
The teflon Don on the White lawn!
Against like you, I'll win a third term
campaign's like your family: crash and burn!
Think looting and violence will keep the MAGA quiet? (Ha!)
Resist me? a riot!
Why don't you step behind the gym, I'll be by
We'll see how you are against the 45! (Uh!)
I shoot a through your whole party
Bigger than the one I blew through Qasem (Ugh!)
Then I go and I bone on (Ugh!)
I'm gonna you, Joe, like China
got all the best cognition, with all the top grammar
I'm not a little girl's shoulders, so you touch this, MC Stammer!
a disaster inciting hysteria!
You say I'm selling in America, you're selling hatin' America!
Like with Hillary, the people swayed!
You're Barack's shadow, and I don't really like the shade!
[Verse 2: Joe
The pain of losing loved is something I have seen
So I know how you must have when they killed Jeffrey Epstein! (Ooh!)
Rap lyrics just for you!
You should stick to letters for Kim Jong-Un!
a wrestling heel! Nothing 'bout you is real!
Bitch, you didn't even write The Art of the Deal!
But you tapped into the of Red Mad Hatters
Well, let me tell you, Trump, all matter!
I don't want to defund no police, I a DA for my VP!
I'm not a communist, I'm not a socialist, I'm just an old-ass man some decency! (Wrong!)
No what you try to say, global warming ain't cancelled!
You pulled out of Paris, should pulled out of Stormy Daniels!
I sleepy, I'm tired
Of you, Trump. You're fired!

[Verse 3: Trump]
The only thing getting on my watch is tear gas from law enforcement
I'll keep great, you'll unleash Antifa and keep America like Portland! (Sad!)
Ain't gonna beat me! No person, woman, man, camera, TV!
Meh, they impeached me. I still out of DC looking peachy!
You got the Sloppy, Joe, but no beef!
The only white privilege I see are teeth!
Maybe teach your son a thing or two about
Like there's no hunting season for your dead wife!
You and your masks and your Rider shades
Are getting revoked like you're Roe Wade!
There's no Wave! Forget it! Not coming!
It's like I tell, criminals, stop running!
[Verse 4: Joe
Was Breonna Taylor running? You dog whistling fool?
I think your would finally be proud of you: he was a racist asshole, too!

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What's malarkey?
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Keep at it and end up in jail, Hoss
I'll take you down I'm you, and you're a mailbox!
all your wives to the SATs
Everything you did, you just had to cheat!
'Cause you're too to even look like a loser
You're the worst damn Republican Herbert Hoover
But you scooped a sycophantic, Hoosier
Then the Constitution's domestic abuser!
200,000 lying at your door!
And you they're suckers like McCain and the Marine Corps!
Sometimes I can't tell for which side rootin'!
we go high, you go down on Putin! (Uh!)
Truth is, scared to lose!
You got nothing in the banks IOUs!
Y-Y-You about ballots like a bitch
But the thing that's rigged is taxes for the rich!
Look, you're a freeloader, your name to Tramp!
My campaign's up, you can't get down a ramp!
I'm pulling away faster than wife's hand!
For the love of democracy, you shut up, man?

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