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Frank (guitar, dialog)
Volman (lead vocals, dialog)
Howard (lead vocals, dialog)
Ian (woodwinds, keyboards, vocals)
Aynsley (drums)
Jim (bass, vocals, dialog)
Bob (keyboards, vocals)
Don (mini-moog)

You are... you gotta tell me something... I mean, seriously, I'm you this is the first time that any of my girlfriends and I have ever met anybody really from Hollywood... I mean, really... my girlfriend Jim, and Ian, and Aynsley, and Bob, and Frank... I mean, none of us...

Pleased to you...

Hi

We never met a pop star from Hollywood... me something: have you ever met Davey Jones? or Bobby Sherman?

No.. no, I ..

I mean... Cassady, he's so...

Greenspoon, once I...

Dog Night?!!

Yeah...

Oh! I love them! my favorite band!.. ow gawd.. oh, do you like my new car? I'm ah.. my Dad just gave it to me for graduation..

Ah yeaah?!! I'ts a ... it's a Fillmore, isn't it? futuristic, ah.. I dig the fins... listen: do you know how to get to the ah Hollywood Inn from here?

No, ah.. one is it?

(burp) excuse me. It's the one by the airport... you know... cause we gotta get up early an'.. fly outta in the morning, y'know...

Oh, I didn't know that... Where do you guys tomorrow night? I mean, I'd like to come maybe... in your bus or somethin'...

Yeah?..

(Voice in background):
In the BUS!

Come in the bus, huh?... Tomorrow in ah, let's see... Tierra del Fuego...

Ook! so professional, Howie!

Oh, not... it's nothing...

Howie, I mean, the way you gettin' to play, an all these exotic places, I mean...

Tell me something.. tell me and my girl-... TELL me: Do you really have a hit record... on the charts now?... with a ... I mean that's really important to me...

Listen, honey: Would I lie to you just to get in your

He-Het! Listen! Hey, to me tellin' ya: WE ARE NOT GROUPIES!

Naw, I never.. I said...

We are not groupies! You better understand that!.. I told Robert Planet, I Elton John, I told all those big guys...

PLANET?!

We are not groupies!

No, I never..

Roger Daltrey never laid a on me!

Yaw.. obvious to see why... listen, I never...

(2nd non-groupie):
Howie..

(1st non-groupie):
Tell him! him right now!

(2nd non-groupie):
We only like for f-friends. You know?

(voices in back):
Real arrow, Howie, Really... just for friends, Howie...

(2nd non-groupie):
But we still like you Yeah.. we mind coming in your bus, but..

(2nd non-groupie):
I mean, we still want to your record...

Listen you chicks!now didn' .. didn't you just say that you got off bein' juked with a BABY OCTOPUS and spewed upon cream corn? an' that your hair-lipped dyke-o bass-playing girlfriend on the backseat had to have it with a YOO-HOO bottle or she went apeshit?!..

Ooooh..

What's the deal, baby? on..

Howie! Howie, yo me... all that's true..

across..

All true, and sometimes I even dig it with a Doctor Brown's Cream Soda... or a CEL-RAY!... but! we are not groupies! No matter what you think...

No, I never...

We are not groupies..

You see, there seems to be some kind of a communication problem, honey... because I... I am a lonely guy from outta town, an'... an' I want some ACTION... what I'm talkin' about is, I wanna... a-a-steaming... succulent... ever-widening, gooey, drippy, runny kind of a hole with a... with... how shall I put this... what say we hop in the trunk of your Gremlin AN' GET OUR ROCKS OFF...

Hey! hey-hey-hey-heyyyy.... Jesus!...

(voice in back):
I'm in band, man...

(voice up front):
Very agile, Howie, agile...

(voice in back):
I am in this band no what we do up here... it's all...

Now lissen! It just so happend... me and my girlfriends, I mean, we've all come here for one thing tonight...

Looking for a guy... And we're looking for a guy a group

Wow

BUT GOTTA HAVE A DICK!

WAAAH!

AND GOTTA HAVE A DICK THAT'S A MONSTER!!

WAAAAAAAAH!... That's me!! That's me! ooh! ... oooohh, you voluptouns Manhattan Island clit.. Take me... I'm yours, you hole... my... wildest... dreams!....

Ooooh! Anything for you, my most seductive, seclusive... pop star of a man... picture this if you can: bead jobs! knotted nylons! canes! three unreleased recordings of Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young fighting in the dressing-room of the Fillmore East! Why, 'n enchilada wrapped with pickle sauce shook up and down in between a donkey's legs until he can't it stand anymore! All this and more, Howie! Including! an electric coolde pony harness, with fuel injection... fuel injection... fuel injection...

Oooh! my god, I ... I ... I can't stand it!... I mean... I mean, dou you understand the implications of what I'm saying? I CAN'T STAND IT!!! I CAN'T STAND IT !! I CAN'T STAND IT!! OH NO!!... Oh my god... I'm going home! I'm gonna see my baby... (etc) I really can't stand it... please... give it to me... give it to me right here in the trunk of your Gremlin.. give me... GIVE ME THE ENCHILADA WITH THE PICKLES SAUCE UP BETWEEN A DONKEY'S ASS UNTIL HE CAN'T COME ANYMORE!...

Hey-hey! haha! Not until you sing me your big hit record!... and I want to hear the big hit record, and I wanna hear it now, an' I hear the big hit record now with a bullet! With a bullet!

The

The BULLET! The BULLET! I'ts the part that gets me the hottest... hehe!.. now sing me that record, and I wanna hear it now or you ain't driving nowhere tonight, buddy...

Well, I know when I'm licked... all over.... Okay, baby: OVER AND SPREAD 'EM!... Here comes my... BULLET!!

(all Happy Together)