Dirty Ickes

When we broke up you told me to try and find myself
So I found myself in someone else's bed
You could say I'm a fool, but you've had four boyfriends since
And I've learned to love myself more than I could ever love you

So I taught myself French
So I could tell you I loved you
In ways that you could never understand
And I taught myself Norse
Just to sit on your back porch

I'm not going anywhere
Except I am going to die

So I taught myself Spanish
So I could tell you I loved you
In ways that you could never understand
And I taught myself sign language
Just to speak to myself

When we broke up you told me to try and find myself
So I found myself in someone else's bed
You could call me a fool, but I've had four girlfriends since
And I've learned to love myself more than I could ever love you