Dirty Habits

If it makes you feel good, don't do it,
If it tastes really nice, don't lick it,
Nothing is here for your pleasure,

If it smells pretty sweet, don't sniff it,
If it makes you feel neat, don't touch it,
Owning its no longer a treasure,

(Bridge)
Hide all your vices in a big brown box,
Stuffed inside the corner of your room,
Save them till the weekend when the nighttime comes,
Don't think that you can touch them too soon,

(Chorus)
Its just another one of my dirty habits,
Sometimes their simply misunderstood,
Another one of my dirty little habits,
Don't know if i would drop them if i could,

If it sounds really cool, don't listen,
If it looks really moist, or glistens,
Nothing you enjoy is for free,

If it looks way too new, don't smudge it,
If it fits like a glove, don't stick it,
Keep it locked up inside your fantasies,

(Bridge)
Everything you like is just out of reach,
And what is close they just say no, no, no,
So just keep on taking all that you can get,
Until the candy store sign says its closed,

(Chorus)
Its just another one of my dirty habits,
Sometimes their simply misunderstood,
Another one of my dirty little habits,
Don't know if i would drop them if i could,

(Musical interlude)

(Bridge)
Keep your vices under covers you can have some fun,
Privacy is oh so very sweet,
Lock them in the bedroom till the nighttime comes,
Just don't bring them out into the street,

If god made it grow, don't smoke it,
If it fits up your nose, don't snort it,
Don't you know your body's a temple,

If its speaking in tongues, don't praise it,
If its not from your seed, don't raise it,
Lets not even go down that road,

(Bridge)
Ticket me for smoking its just second hand,
Sitting there why do you have to breathe,
You act like double dipping is like genocide,
Better run like hell cause now i have to breed,

(Chorus)
Its just another one of my dirty habits,
Sometimes their simply misunderstood,
Another one of my dirty little habits,
Don't know if i would drop them if i could