16 Minutes In Heaven

Dying was fairly easy,
So strange not to breathe,
And there is really a white light,
At least there was for me,

And the trip upstairs was uneventful,
In fact is was kind of dull,
Floating away from my body,
I guess that that was my soul,

Then i stood before these huge gates,
But i think that the pearls were fake,
Angels sang as they opened,
Quite flashy for heaven's sake,

(Chorus)
16 minutes in heaven was more than enough,
The saints and faggots appall me, so this is tough,
Send me to hell cause i would much rather burn,
Drag up some preacher so that they, can take my turn,

So i said god this place ain't for me,
I wanna smoke where the drinks are free,
I want some fun now that my dues are paid,
In a place where my wishes are made,

(Chorus)
16 minutes in heaven was more than enough,
The saints and faggots appall me, so this is tough,
Send me to hell cause i would much rather burn,
Drag up some preacher so that they, can take my turn,

(Musical interlude)

They shovel shit at 200 degrees,
So i made a deal for eternity,
Then Jesus said i could go,
Why serve above when you can rule below,

(Chorus)
16 minutes in heaven was more than enough,
The saints and faggots appall me, so this is tough,
Send me to hell cause i would much rather burn,
Drag up some preacher so that they, can take my turn