[Ol Bastard is doing a Martin Lawrence comedy skit from Raw] [this is going on in the background during the and part of the first verse]
You know God damn well I don't smoke this shit [coughing] Know damn well I don't smoke sheyit damn well! I remember we used to go down to the creek Member when we used to go down to the And used to dip your in the water? thought you had it in you, you know You used to out the water the water used to glisten alllllll your bohhhhhhdy What? I said the water used to glisten over your bohhhhhhdy
[Intro: Ol Dirty
out my vocals Yeah, I YEAH I zuckazuhzuhzuh, zuckazuhzuh [more nonsense chkccha ckchcka Brooklyn, Zoo baby baby, baby, baby Baby, baby, baby, c'mon!
[Verse
Superlogical this, superlogical I detect a dialect by the way he rap I elect myself MC My career so intelligent, physique Then mathematics, not democratic static, topic, Zssshuh, unique, never leak, brlaharl... it on back
Superlogical this, that I detect dialect by the way you rappp! I myself President MC My so intelligent, unique physique mathematics and I'm not democratci No static, topic, I'm See, I'm Unique, never... blarhalal...
[Verse Two: Method Man, Ol Dirty
Crazy, in the shadows, I'm shady, sheisty Get weight up, don't take me lightly Blasted, dirty to the grain I be stained the madness It's the with the Bastard
MZA MZA my name is the Ol Bas My gammmmme, to your ass Dnnah duh dnnh duh duh! dnh duh duh duh dahhhhhh!
Flip and relax, take an Ex-Lax, I'm on the that was frontin now they missin What everybody else is 'cause they representin the real...
...appeal, me and, old time it comes to the microphone who killed the swine? Be the G Do the rhymin on time and in the to be
[Interlude: Old Bastard, Method Man]
You are now in my You are getting You are now sleeeepyyyyy and And sleepy, and
[Verse Method Man]
one here's for my people, my people Enter the 36 chambers, the two, for me and the cipher troop With the lyrics that you can't get through With the twenty-two automatic rap you pack, You ain't hittin that wack shit you kickin from the beginning, of the game All the way to the ninth inning, I the pain Dark like the midnight train on the by the RZA Diesel like Schwarzanegger
Ol Dirty Bastard]
The hardware, the hardware Ask you a question, the Ason Extra extra, read the drama and thennn one you intrigue, do your rap fatigue in the... ohhhh.... Here I go, Yeahhh... (shit makes me high) [*2]
[*2 - leads into Harlem on the album version]