[Ol Dirty Bastard is doing a Martin comedy skit from Raw] [this is going on in the background during the and part of the first verse]
You know God damn well I don't smoke shit Meth [coughing] damn well I don't smoke this sheyit Know well! I remember when we used to go down to the Member we used to go down to the creek? And used to dip head in the water? Everybody thought you had it in you, you You to jump out the water the water used to glisten over your bohhhhhhdy What? I said the used to glisten alllllll over your bohhhhhhdy
Ol Dirty Bastard]
Clean out my Yeah, I YEAH I zuckazuhzuhzuh, zuckazuhzuh [more nonsense ckchcka Brooklyn, zucka Zoo C'mon baby baby, baby, Baby, baby, baby, c'mon!
One:]
Superlogical this, that I detect a nigga by the way he rap I elect myself MC My so intelligent, unique physique with mathematics, not democratic static, topic, Zssshuh, unique, never leak, brlaharl... it on back
Superlogical this, superlogical I your dialect by the way you rappp! I elect President MC My so intelligent, unique physique mathematics and I'm not democratci No static, topic, I'm See, I'm Unique, never... blarhalal...
[Verse Two: Method Man, Ol Bastard]
Crazy, lurkin in the shadows, I'm shady, Get your weight up, don't me lightly Blasted, dirty to the grain I be stained the madness the Meth-Tical with the Bastard
MZA MZA my name is the Ol Bas My gammmmme, to your ass duh dnnh dnnh duh duh! dnh duh duh duh dahhhhhh!
Flip and relax, take an Ex-Lax, I'm on the that was frontin now they missin What everybody is gettin 'cause they representin the real...
...appeal, like me and, old it comes to the microphone who killed the swine? Be the G Do the rhymin on and in the place to be
[Interlude: Old Dirty Bastard, Man]
You are now in my You are sleeeeeepyyyyyy You are now sleeeepyyyyy and And sleepy, and
Three: Method Man]
This one here's for my people, my the 36 chambers, the sequel Part two, for me and the cipher With the lyrics that you can't get through With the automatic rap you pack, what? You hittin with that wack shit you kickin Straight the beginning, of the game All the way to the ninth inning, I bring the Dark like the midnight on the track by the RZA like Arnold Schwarzanegger
[Outro: Ol Bastard]
The hardware, choose the Ask you a question, test the Extra extra, read the and thennn another one which you intrigue, do rap fatigue in the... ohhhh.... Here I go, Yeahhh... (shit makes me high) [*2]
[*2 - into Harlem World on the album version]