[Ol Dirty Bastard is doing a Martin Lawrence comedy skit from [this is going on in the during the Intro and part of the first verse]
You know God well I don't smoke this shit Meth [coughing] damn well I don't smoke this sheyit Know well! I remember when we used to go to the creek Member when we to go down to the creek? And to dip your head in the water? Everybody thought you had it in you, you You used to out the water the water used to alllllll over your bohhhhhhdy What? I said the water used to glisten alllllll over your
Ol Dirty Bastard]
Clean out my Yeah, I YEAH I zuckazuhzuhzuh, zuckazuhzuh [more nonsense chkccha ckchcka Brooklyn, Zoo C'mon baby, baby, baby Baby, baby, baby, c'mon!
[Verse
Superlogical this, superlogical I detect a nigga by the way he rap I elect myself MC My career so intelligent, physique Then with mathematics, not static, topic, Zssshuh, unique, never leak, brlaharl... it on back
Superlogical this, superlogical I detect dialect by the way you rappp! I myself President MC My career so intelligent, physique Doin and I'm not democratci No static, topic, I'm See, I'm Unique, never... blarhalal...
Two: Method Man, Ol Dirty Bastard]
Crazy, lurkin in the shadows, I'm shady, Get your weight up, take me lightly Blasted, to the grain I be stained with the madness It's the Meth-Tical the Bastard
MZA MZA my name is the Ol Bas My gammmmme, to kick ass Dnnah duh dnnh duh duh! dnh duh duh duh dahhhhhh!
Flip and relax, an Ex-Lax, I'm shittin on the that was frontin now they missin everybody else is gettin 'cause wasn't representin the real...
...appeal, me and, old time it comes to the microphone who killed the swine? Be the G Do the on time and in the place to be
[Interlude: Old Bastard, Method Man]
You are now in my You are getting You are now getting and And sleepy, and
[Verse Three: Method
one here's for my people, my people Enter the 36 chambers, the Part two, for me and the troop With the Teflon lyrics that you can't get With the automatic rap you pack, what? You hittin with that wack shit you kickin from the beginning, of the game All the way to the ninth inning, I the pain Dark the midnight train on the track by the RZA Diesel like Schwarzanegger
[Outro: Ol Bastard]
The hardware, the hardware Ask you a question, the Ason extra, read the drama and thennn another one which you intrigue, do rap fatigue in the... ohhhh.... Here I go, Yeahhh... (shit that makes me high)
[*2 - leads into Harlem World on the version]