[Ol Bastard is doing a Martin Lawrence comedy skit from Raw] [this is going on in the background during the Intro and of the first verse]
You know God damn I don't smoke this shit Meth [coughing] Know damn well I don't smoke sheyit Know well! I remember when we to go down to the creek Member when we used to go to the creek? And to dip your head in the water? thought you had it in you, you know You used to out the water the used to glisten alllllll over your bohhhhhhdy What? I said the water used to glisten alllllll over your
[Intro: Ol Bastard]
Clean out my Yeah, I YEAH I said zuckazuhzuhzuh, [more nonsense chkccha ckchcka Brooklyn, Zoo baby baby, baby, baby Baby, baby, baby, c'mon!
[Verse
this, superlogical that I detect a dialect by the way he rap I elect myself MC My career so intelligent, physique Then with mathematics, not static, topic, Zssshuh, them unique, leak, brlaharl... Bring it on
this, superlogical that I your dialect by the way you rappp! I elect President MC My so intelligent, unique physique mathematics and I'm not democratci No static, topic, I'm See, I'm Unique, never... blarhalal...
[Verse Two: Method Man, Ol Bastard]
Crazy, lurkin in the shadows, I'm shady, Get weight up, don't take me lightly Blasted, dirty to the grain I be stained the madness the Meth-Tical with the Bastard
MZA MZA my name is the Ol Bas My gammmmme, to kick ass Dnnah duh dnnh duh duh! dnh duh duh duh dahhhhhh!
Flip and relax, an Ex-Lax, I'm shittin on the industry was frontin now they missin What else is gettin 'cause they wasn't the real...
...appeal, like me and, old When it comes to the microphone who the swine? Be the G Do the rhymin on time and in the to be
Old Dirty Bastard, Method Man]
You are now in my You are getting You are now getting and And sleepy, and
[Verse Method Man]
This one here's for my people, my Enter the 36 chambers, the Part two, for me and the troop With the Teflon lyrics that you get through With the twenty-two automatic rap you pack, You ain't hittin with wack shit you kickin Straight the beginning, of the game All the way to the ninth inning, I bring the Dark the midnight train on the track by the RZA like Arnold Schwarzanegger
[Outro: Ol Dirty
The hardware, the hardware Ask you a question, test the extra, read the drama and thennn another one which you intrigue, do your rap in the... ohhhh.... Here I go, Yeahhh... (shit that makes me high)
[*2 - leads into Harlem on the album version]