[Ol Dirty Bastard is doing a Martin comedy skit from Raw] [this is going on in the background the Intro and part of the first verse]
You know God well I don't smoke this shit Meth [coughing] Know damn well I don't smoke sheyit damn well! I remember when we used to go to the creek Member when we to go down to the creek? And used to dip your head in the Everybody thought you had it in you, you You to jump out the water the water to glisten alllllll over your bohhhhhhdy What? I said the used to glisten alllllll over your bohhhhhhdy
Ol Dirty Bastard]
Clean out my Yeah, I said I said zuckazuhzuhzuh, nonsense noises] chkccha ckchcka Brooklyn, Zoo C'mon baby baby, baby, Baby, baby, baby, c'mon!
[Verse
Superlogical this, superlogical I detect a dialect by the way he rap I myself President MC My so intelligent, unique physique Then with mathematics, not static, topic, Zssshuh, them unique, leak, brlaharl... it on back
Superlogical this, that I your dialect by the way you rappp! I elect myself MC My career so intelligent, unique mathematics and I'm not democratci No static, topic, I'm See, I'm Unique, never... blarhalal...
[Verse Two: Method Man, Ol Bastard]
Crazy, in the shadows, I'm shady, sheisty Get your weight up, don't me lightly Blasted, dirty to the I be stained with the madness It's the Meth-Tical the Bastard
MZA MZA my name is the Ol Bas My gammmmme, to kick ass Dnnah duh dnnh duh duh! dnh duh duh duh dahhhhhh!
Flip and relax, an Ex-Lax, I'm shittin on the industry that was frontin now they What everybody is gettin 'cause they representin the real...
...appeal, me and, old time When it comes to the microphone who killed the Be the G Do the on time and in the place to be
[Interlude: Old Dirty Bastard, Man]
You are now in my You are sleeeeeepyyyyyy You are now getting and And sleepy, and
[Verse Three: Method
one here's for my people, my people Enter the 36 chambers, the two, for me and the cipher troop With the Teflon lyrics that you can't get With the twenty-two rap you pack, what? You ain't with that wack shit you kickin Straight from the beginning, of the All the way to the ninth inning, I bring the Dark like the midnight on the track by the RZA Diesel Arnold Schwarzanegger
[Outro: Ol Dirty
The hardware, the hardware Ask you a question, test the Extra extra, read the and thennn another one which you intrigue, do your rap in the... ohhhh.... I go, aauhhh Yeahhh... (shit that makes me high)
[*2 - into Harlem World on the album version]