[Ol Dirty Bastard is doing a Martin Lawrence comedy skit from [this is going on in the background the Intro and part of the first verse]
You know God damn I don't smoke this shit Meth [coughing] Know damn well I don't this sheyit damn well! I remember when we used to go down to the when we used to go down to the creek? And used to dip head in the water? Everybody you had it in you, you know You used to out the water the water used to glisten over your bohhhhhhdy What? I said the water used to glisten alllllll over your
[Intro: Ol Bastard]
out my vocals Yeah, I YEAH I said zuckazuhzuhzuh, nonsense noises] chkccha Brooklyn, zucka Zoo baby baby, baby, baby Baby, baby, baby, c'mon!
[Verse
Superlogical this, that I detect a dialect by the way he rap I myself President MC My so intelligent, unique physique Then with mathematics, not static, topic, Zssshuh, unique, never leak, brlaharl... it on back
Superlogical this, that I your dialect by the way you rappp! I myself President MC My so intelligent, unique physique Doin and I'm not democratci No static, topic, I'm See, I'm Unique, never... blarhalal...
Two: Method Man, Ol Dirty Bastard]
Crazy, lurkin in the shadows, I'm shady, Get your weight up, don't me lightly Blasted, dirty to the grain I be with the madness It's the Meth-Tical the Bastard
MZA MZA my name is the Ol Bas My gammmmme, to your ass Dnnah duh dnnh duh duh! dnh duh duh duh dahhhhhh!
Flip and relax, an Ex-Lax, I'm shittin on the industry that was now they missin everybody else is gettin 'cause they wasn't the real...
...appeal, me and, old time When it comes to the microphone who killed the Be the G Do the rhymin on and in the place to be
[Interlude: Old Dirty Bastard, Method
You are now in my You are getting You are now sleeeepyyyyy and And sleepy, and
Three: Method Man]
This one for my people, my people Enter the 36 chambers, the Part two, for me and the cipher With the lyrics that you can't get through With the automatic rap you pack, what? You ain't hittin with that wack you kickin Straight the beginning, of the game All the way to the ninth inning, I the pain Dark like the midnight train on the by the RZA Diesel Arnold Schwarzanegger
[Outro: Ol Bastard]
The hardware, choose the Ask you a question, the Ason extra, read the drama and thennn another one which you intrigue, do rap fatigue in the... ohhhh.... I go, aauhhh Yeahhh... (shit that me high) [*2]
[*2 - leads into Harlem on the album version]