[Ol Dirty Bastard is doing a Martin comedy skit from Raw] [this is going on in the background the Intro and part of the first verse]
You know God well I don't smoke this shit Meth [coughing] damn well I don't smoke this sheyit damn well! I remember we used to go down to the creek Member when we used to go to the creek? And used to dip head in the water? thought you had it in you, you know You used to out the water the water to glisten alllllll over your bohhhhhhdy What? I said the water used to glisten alllllll your bohhhhhhdy
Ol Dirty Bastard]
Clean out my Yeah, I said I said zuckazuhzuhzuh, [more nonsense ckchcka Brooklyn, zucka Zoo C'mon baby baby, baby, Baby, baby, baby, c'mon!
One:]
Superlogical this, that I detect a nigga by the way he rap I elect President MC My career so intelligent, physique with mathematics, not democratic static, topic, Zssshuh, them unique, leak, brlaharl... it on back
Superlogical this, superlogical I detect your by the way you rappp! I myself President MC My career so intelligent, physique mathematics and I'm not democratci No static, topic, I'm See, I'm Unique, never... blarhalal...
Two: Method Man, Ol Dirty Bastard]
Crazy, in the shadows, I'm shady, sheisty Get your weight up, don't me lightly Blasted, dirty to the I be stained with the madness It's the Meth-Tical the Bastard
MZA MZA my is the Ol Dirty Bas My gammmmme, to kick ass duh dnnh dnnh duh duh! dnh duh duh duh dahhhhhh!
Flip and relax, take an Ex-Lax, I'm on the industry that was now they missin What everybody else is they wasn't representin the real...
...appeal, me and, old time it comes to the microphone who killed the swine? Be the G Do the on time and in the place to be
[Interlude: Old Dirty Bastard, Man]
You are now in my You are sleeeeeepyyyyyy You are now sleeeepyyyyy and And sleepy, and
[Verse Three: Man]
This one for my people, my people Enter the 36 chambers, the two, for me and the cipher troop With the Teflon lyrics that you get through With the automatic rap you pack, what? You hittin with that wack shit you kickin from the beginning, of the game All the way to the ninth inning, I bring the Dark the midnight train on the track by the RZA Diesel like Schwarzanegger
[Outro: Ol Bastard]
The hardware, the hardware Ask you a question, test the Extra extra, read the drama and another one you intrigue, do your rap fatigue in the... ohhhh.... Here I go, Yeahhh... (shit that makes me high)
[*2 - into Harlem World on the album version]