[Ol Dirty Bastard is doing a Lawrence comedy skit from Raw] [this is going on in the background during the Intro and part of the first
You know God damn well I don't smoke this Meth Know damn well I don't smoke this sheyit Know well! I remember when we used to go down to the Member when we used to go down to the And to dip your head in the water? Everybody thought you had it in you, you You to jump out the water the water used to glisten alllllll your bohhhhhhdy What? I said the water used to alllllll over your bohhhhhhdy
[Intro: Ol Bastard]
Clean out my Yeah, I said I zuckazuhzuhzuh, zuckazuhzuh [more nonsense chkccha ckchcka Brooklyn, Zoo baby baby, baby, baby Baby, baby, baby, c'mon!
[Verse
this, superlogical that I detect a dialect by the way he rap I elect President MC My career so intelligent, unique Then with mathematics, not static, topic, Zssshuh, them unique, leak, brlaharl... it on back
Superlogical this, superlogical I detect dialect by the way you rappp! I elect myself MC My so intelligent, unique physique Doin mathematics and I'm not No static, topic, I'm See, I'm Unique, never... blarhalal...
[Verse Two: Method Man, Ol Dirty
Crazy, in the shadows, I'm shady, sheisty Get your up, don't take me lightly Blasted, dirty to the grain I be stained with the It's the with the Bastard
MZA MZA my name is the Ol Bas My gammmmme, to your ass Dnnah duh dnnh duh duh! dnh duh duh duh dahhhhhh!
Flip and relax, take an Ex-Lax, I'm on the industry was frontin now they missin everybody else is gettin 'cause they representin the real...
...appeal, me and, old time When it comes to the who killed the swine? Be the G Do the rhymin on and in the place to be
[Interlude: Old Dirty Bastard, Method
You are now in my You are getting You are now getting and And sleepy, and
Three: Method Man]
This one for my people, my people Enter the 36 chambers, the Part two, for me and the troop With the lyrics that you can't get through With the twenty-two rap you pack, what? You ain't with that wack shit you kickin Straight from the beginning, of the All the way to the ninth inning, I the pain Dark the midnight train on the track by the RZA Diesel like Schwarzanegger
[Outro: Ol Dirty
The hardware, choose the Ask you a question, the Ason Extra extra, the drama and thennn another one which you intrigue, do rap fatigue in the... ohhhh.... Here I go, Yeahhh... (shit that makes me high)
[*2 - leads Harlem World on the album version]