[Ol Dirty Bastard is doing a Martin comedy skit from Raw] [this is going on in the background the Intro and part of the first verse]
You know God damn well I don't smoke shit Meth [coughing] Know damn well I smoke this sheyit Know well! I remember we used to go down to the creek Member when we used to go down to the And used to dip your head in the Everybody thought you had it in you, you You to jump out the water the water used to glisten alllllll over your What? I said the used to glisten alllllll over your bohhhhhhdy
Ol Dirty Bastard]
Clean out my Yeah, I YEAH I zuckazuhzuhzuh, zuckazuhzuh [more noises] chkccha Brooklyn, zucka Zoo C'mon baby baby, baby, Baby, baby, baby, c'mon!
One:]
Superlogical this, superlogical I detect a dialect by the way he rap I elect myself MC My so intelligent, unique physique Then with mathematics, not static, topic, Zssshuh, them unique, leak, brlaharl... it on back
Superlogical this, that I your dialect by the way you rappp! I elect myself MC My so intelligent, unique physique mathematics and I'm not democratci No static, topic, I'm See, I'm Unique, never... blarhalal...
Two: Method Man, Ol Dirty Bastard]
Crazy, in the shadows, I'm shady, sheisty Get weight up, don't take me lightly Blasted, dirty to the grain I be with the madness It's the with the Bastard
MZA MZA my name is the Ol Bas My gammmmme, to your ass Dnnah duh dnnh duh duh! dnh duh duh duh dahhhhhh!
Flip and relax, an Ex-Lax, I'm shittin on the industry was frontin now they missin What everybody is gettin 'cause wasn't representin the real...
...appeal, me and, old time it comes to the microphone who killed the swine? Be the G Do the on time and in the place to be
[Interlude: Old Dirty Bastard, Method
You are now in my You are sleeeeeepyyyyyy You are now getting and And sleepy, and
Three: Method Man]
This one for my people, my people the 36 chambers, the sequel Part two, for me and the troop the Teflon lyrics that you can't get through With the twenty-two automatic rap you pack, You ain't hittin with that wack you kickin Straight from the beginning, of the All the way to the ninth inning, I the pain Dark like the midnight train on the by the RZA Diesel like Arnold
[Outro: Ol Dirty
The hardware, choose the Ask you a question, test the Extra extra, the drama and thennn another one which you intrigue, do rap fatigue in the... ohhhh.... I go, aauhhh Yeahhh... (shit that me high) [*2]
[*2 - into Harlem World on the album version]