[Ol Dirty Bastard is doing a Martin Lawrence comedy skit from [this is going on in the background during the Intro and part of the first
You know God well I don't smoke this shit Meth [coughing] Know damn well I don't this sheyit damn well! I remember when we used to go down to the Member we used to go down to the creek? And to dip your head in the water? Everybody thought you had it in you, you You to jump out the water the water used to alllllll over your bohhhhhhdy What? I said the water to glisten alllllll over your bohhhhhhdy
Ol Dirty Bastard]
Clean out my Yeah, I said I zuckazuhzuhzuh, zuckazuhzuh [more nonsense chkccha ckchcka Brooklyn, Zoo C'mon baby, baby, baby Baby, baby, baby, c'mon!
One:]
Superlogical this, superlogical I a nigga dialect by the way he rap I elect myself MC My so intelligent, unique physique Then mathematics, not democratic static, topic, Zssshuh, unique, never leak, brlaharl... Bring it on
Superlogical this, that I detect dialect by the way you rappp! I elect President MC My career so intelligent, physique Doin mathematics and I'm not No static, topic, I'm See, I'm Unique, never... blarhalal...
[Verse Method Man, Ol Dirty Bastard]
Crazy, in the shadows, I'm shady, sheisty Get your weight up, don't me lightly Blasted, dirty to the grain I be stained the madness It's the Meth-Tical with the
MZA MZA my name is the Ol Bas My gammmmme, to kick ass Dnnah duh dnnh duh duh! dnh duh duh duh dahhhhhh!
Flip and relax, an Ex-Lax, I'm shittin on the industry that was frontin now missin What everybody else is 'cause they wasn't the real...
...appeal, like me and, old When it comes to the microphone who the swine? Be the G Do the rhymin on time and in the to be
Old Dirty Bastard, Method Man]
You are now in my You are getting You are now getting and And sleepy, and
[Verse Three: Man]
one here's for my people, my people Enter the 36 chambers, the Part two, for me and the troop the Teflon lyrics that you can't get through With the twenty-two rap you pack, what? You ain't hittin with that wack shit you from the beginning, of the game All the way to the ninth inning, I the pain Dark the midnight train on the track by the RZA Diesel like Schwarzanegger
[Outro: Ol Dirty
The hardware, the hardware Ask you a question, test the Extra extra, read the drama and another one you intrigue, do your rap fatigue in the... ohhhh.... Here I go, Yeahhh... (shit that makes me high)
[*2 - leads Harlem World on the album version]