Dig Dirty Doggie

Got an educated dog you see
He only reads books and watches TV
Howling at the moon, I can't understand why
Howling at the pretty girls passing by

Dig dirty doggie, dig dig
Dig dirty doggie, dig dig
Dig dirty doggie, go bury your ol' steak bone

Well, he's half hotdog and half Great Dane
Call him a mut and he'll bark insane
One big, one small, yet love they found
One used a ladder and the other laid down

Only eats at the finest restaurants
Charges it to his expense account
Never takes home a doggie bag
Got a doggie dish with a gold name-tag