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"Diet Song" Videos
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Well breakfast black coffee one slice of dry toast no butter no jelly no jam
Lunch just some lettuce two celery stalks no booze no potatoes no ham
Dinner one chicken wing broiled not fried no gravy no biscuits no pie
And this dietin' dietin' dietin' dietin' sure is a rough way to die
So pass me a carrot stick peel me a prune a glass of skim milk and that's all
Turn off the TV for the Big Mac commercial it's drivin' me straight up the wall
And I'm think' of french fries sausage and waffles spaghetti and cookies and cake
And each night I'm dreamin' of chocolate ice cream and
I'm starvin' to death when I wake all for your sake
You're fixin' the kids all those creamed mashed potatoes
But it's bouillon and water for me and you got a lock on the refrigerator
Lord knows where you're hidin' the key
And while I am starvin' for food late at night I'm starvin' for lovin' from you
But you say that when I can see my own dick you'll be glad to look at it too
So supper two pieces of cauliflower raw some beefsteak the size of a nail
One sliced tomato a small dab of slaw I swear I ate better in jail
Stop eatin' that pizza right under my nose girl that's the least you can do
And put down that candy bar while I am singin' I'm starvin' my ass off for you
And when I am dead with the insurance paid you'll look down at me and you'll grin
You'll say well the boy tried and he suffered and died
But don't he look good when he's thin
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- All About You 2007
- Ugliest Man In Town 2007
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- She's My Ever Lovin' Machine 2007
- Thumbsucker 2007
- Comin' After Jinny 2007
- Masochistic Baby 2007
- Time 2007
- Sure Hit Songwriter's Pen 2007
- My Mind Keeps Movin' 2007
- Bigtime 2007
- Testing The Bomb 2007
- Better Not Ask Me 2007
- Modern Talk 2007
- Hoodoo Voodoo Lady 2007
- Yowzah 2007
- Workin' It Out 2007
- Drain My Brain 2007
- Handy Man 2007
- Rings Of Grass 2007
- Goodnight Little Houseplant 2007
- Pathetic Way Of Getting Over Me 2007
- Paranoid 2007
- Crouchin' On The Outside 2007
- Dance To It 2007
- Cloudy Sky 2007
- Alimony 2007
- Someday's Here 2007
- Man Who Got No Sign 2007
- Scum Of The Earth 2007
- Diet Song 2007
- Kick It Again 2007
- Grizzly Bear 2007
Singles
112 songs
- Father Of A Boy Named Sue 2007
- Father Of A Boy Named Sue 2007
- Sahra Cynthia Sylvia Stout Would Not Take The Garbage Out 2007
- Smoke Off 2007
- Liberated Lady 1999 2007
- I Got Stoned And I Missed It 2007
- Floobie Doobie Doo 2007
- I'm So Good That I Don't Have To Brag 2007
- Someone Ate The Baby 2007
- Show It At The Beach 2007
- Peanut Butter Sandwich 2007
- Changing Of The Seasons 2007
- Stacy Brown Got Two 2007
- Liberated Lady 1999 2007
- I Once Knew A Woman 2007
- Polly In A Porny 2007
- Someone Ate The Baby 2007
- Drain My Brain 2007
- I Got Stoned And I Missed It 2007
- Lemme Be Somethin' 2007
- Boy Named Sue 2007
- (freakin' At The) Freaker's Ball 2007
- Don't Give A Dose To The One You Love Most 2007
- Mermaid 2007
- Lemme Be Somethin' 2007
- Dirty Ol' Me 2007
- Lookin' For Myself 2007
- I Can't Touch The Sun 2007
- Daylight Dreamer 2007
- All About You 2007
- Time 2007
- Masochistic Baby 2007
- Comin' After Jinny 2007
- Sure Hit Songwriter's Pen 2007
- Thumbsucker 2007
- She's My Ever Lovin' Machine 2007
- Never Bite A Married Woman On The Thigh 2007
- Ugliest Man In Town 2007
- Grizzly Bear 2007
- Kick It Again 2007
- Diet Song 2007
- Scum Of The Earth 2007
- Man Who Got No Sign 2007
- Someday's Here 2007
- Alimony 2007
- Cloudy Sky 2007
- Dance To It 2007
- Crouchin' On The Outside 2007
- Paranoid 2007
- Pathetic Way Of Getting Over Me 2007
- Goodnight Little Houseplant 2007
- Rings Of Grass 2007
- Handy Man 2007
- Drain My Brain 2007
- Workin' It Out 2007
- Yowzah 2007
- Hoodoo Voodoo Lady 2007
- Modern Talk 2007
- Better Not Ask Me 2007
- Testing The Bomb 2007
- Bigtime 2007
- My Mind Keeps Movin' 2007
- Never Bite A Married Woman On The Thigh 2007
- Grizzly Bear 2007
- Scum Of The Earth 2007
- She's My Ever Lovin' Machine 2007
- Masochistic Baby 2007
- Sahra Cynthia Sylvia Stout Would Not Take The Garbage Out 2007
- Yowzah 2007
- Diet Song 2007
- Stacy Brown Got Two 2007
- Thumbsucker 2007
- Paranoid 2007
- Ugliest Man In Town 2007
- Workin' It Out 2007
- Someday's Here 2007
- My Mind Keeps Movin' 2007
- (freakin' At The) Freaker's Ball 2007
- Pathetic Way Of Getting Over Me 2007
- Time 2007
- Peanut Butter Sandwich 2007
- Polly In A Porny 2007
- Rings Of Grass 2007
- Testing The Bomb 2007
- Sure Hit Songwriter's Pen 2007
- Show It At The Beach 2007
- Smoke Off 2007
- Modern Talk 2007
- Mermaid 2007
- Dirty Ol' Me 2007
- Daylight Dreamer 2007
- Dance To It 2007
- Crouchin' On The Outside 2007
- Comin' After Jinny 2007
- Cloudy Sky 2007
- Changing Of The Seasons 2007
- Boy Named Sue 2007
- Bigtime 2007
- Better Not Ask Me 2007
- Don't Give A Dose To The One You Love Most 2007
- Alimony 2007
- Man Who Got No Sign 2007
- Lookin' For Myself 2007
- Kick It Again 2007
- I Once Knew A Woman 2007
- I Can't Touch The Sun 2007
- I'm So Good That I Don't Have To Brag 2007
- Hoodoo Voodoo Lady 2007
- Handy Man 2007
- Goodnight Little Houseplant 2007
- Floobie Doobie Doo 2007
- All About You 2007
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