Luyện nghe bài hát Did I Shave My Back For This? (Parody 'Did I Shave My Legs For This?' - Deana Carter)

A mason jar full of shine, a CD of Rhimes
Is I bought for our anniversary tonight
Now here I with my petunias in hand
And got a headache again

I hit a sale, cut my toenails
Trimmed my nose hairs right
I thought you'd be impressed by my new vest
But there's no chance

It ain't the first time year, it'll be the TV and beer
I about forgot what's its to be here
As I sleep on the while she sniffles and snores
Did I shave my for this?

Oh man, aww woo
things duller than a dag burn butter knife

Now I'll bet she'll regret the fact that she let
Me her to that motel with a pool
You know its so to find free HBO and Showtime
And them beds sure are cool

I up the RV, fired up my flobee
Trimmed my toupee just
I tried self tanning cream, it turned my skin
Uh, you know the directions, uh, said that it

Well its a to me, why she don't like Cledus T.
Most find me hard to resist, I'm my brand new drawers
And what the heck for did I shave my back for this?
Deanna, did I my back for this? Ohh ohh ohh