Luyện nghe bài hát Did I Shave My Back For This? (Parody 'Did I Shave My Legs For This?' - Deana Carter)

A mason jar of shine, a CD of Leann Rhimes
Is I bought for our anniversary tonight
Now here I stand with my petunias in
And got a headache again

I hit a yard sale, cut my
my nose hairs just right
I thought be impressed by my new hunting vest
But there's no chance

It ain't the first time this year, be the TV and beer
I forgot what's its like to be here
As I sleep on the while she sniffles and snores
Did I my back for this?

Oh man, aww woo
This things duller than a dag butter knife

Now I'll bet she'll regret the that she didn't let
Me take her to that with a pool
You know its so hard to find HBO and Showtime
And vibrating beds sure are cool

I up the RV, fired up my flobee
Trimmed my toupee right
I self tanning cream, it turned my skin green
Uh, you know the directions, uh, said that it

its a mystery to me, why she don't like Cledus T.
Most find me hard to resist, I'm wearing my new drawers
And wondering what the heck for did I shave my for this?
Deanna, did I shave my for this? Ohh ohh ohh