Luyện nghe bài hát Det Satan Club

Guy 1: Hello Christian internet. to our black metal weblog Det Satan Club.
Guy 2: Det Club!
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Deep in the of Norway
Where every church has burns
Det Satan presents


Pictures for
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Guy 1: You Christians love to see of your precious Jesus, suffering on the cross.
Guy 2: You it
Guy 1: But we are Satanists. We desecrate what you love by creating of Jesus in comfortable positions. Like
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Jesus in a bath
in a bubble bath
Making and having fun
Jesus lounging
Jesus in a lounge
Sipping on delicious
Jesus getting beauty
Jesus making sure he
End up crows feet
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Guy 1: hate to see pictures of your Jesus so comfortable.
Guy 2: It makes you rigid fear
Guy 1: If you saw Jesus inyoga pants, youre- f- youd- f- shit yourself. You- your face would shit.
Guy 2: face would shit
Guy 1: Cause you fight us. You Christians love to fight. with other religions.
Guy 2: You love fighting them!
Guy 1: But we are Satanists. We desecrate what you by creating images of a world where
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All religions get
and Muslims
Jews and the other
Riding bicycles
Maybe at a
The Christians and Muslims will
Slug wars in bags
Slug equal friendship
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Guy 1: We imagine a world where Christians and Jews and Muslims play Pictionary together. And not the way family members play where they are at each others throats, but the way strangers play where they are on best behaviour.
Guy 2: Pictionary is fun without the politics!
Guy 1: You Christians imagining that the world will end when four horsemen arrive to signal the apocalypse.
Guy 2: So do
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But the horsemen are dudes
Frosted and visors
fun on seadoos
Helping kids with
High-fiving people self-esteem problems
While Satan watches
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Satan: Yesthis me.