Luyện nghe bài hát Det Satan Club

Guy 1: Hello Christian internet. Welcome to our black weblog Det Satan Club.
Guy 2: Det Club!
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Deep in the of Norway
Where every church has third-degree
Det Satan Club


Pictures for
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Guy 1: You love to see pictures of your precious Jesus, suffering on the cross.
Guy 2: You it
Guy 1: But we are Satanists. We what you love by creating images of Jesus in comfortable positions. Like
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Jesus in a bath
in a bubble bath
Making suds and fun
Jesus poolside
Jesus in a chaise
on delicious drinks
Jesus getting beauty
making sure he doesnt
End up getting feet
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Guy 1: Christians hate to see of your Jesus so comfortable.
Guy 2: It makes you rigid with
Guy 1: If you saw Jesus inyoga pants, youre- f- youd- f- youd shit yourself. You- face would shit.
Guy 2: face would shit
Guy 1: Cause you fight us. You Christians love to fight. with other religions.
Guy 2: You love with them!
Guy 1: But we are Satanists. We desecrate what you love by creating images of a world
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All religions get
and Muslims
Jews and the other
Riding tandem
at a sleepover
The Christians and Muslims will
wars in sleeping bags
Slug wars friendship
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Guy 1: We imagine a world where Christians and Jews and Muslims play Pictionary together. And not the way family members play where they are at each others throats, but the way strangers play where are on their best behaviour.
Guy 2: is fun without the family politics!
Guy 1: You Christians love imagining that the world will end when four horsemen arrive to the apocalypse.
Guy 2: So do
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But the horsemen are cool
tips and visors
Having fun on
Helping kids with
High-fiving people with problems
While watches thinking
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Yesthis pleases me.