Luyện nghe bài hát Det Satan Club

Guy 1: Hello Christian internet. Welcome to our black metal weblog Det Club.
Guy 2: Det Club!
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Deep in the bowels of
Where church has third-degree burns
Det Satan presents


Pictures for
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Guy 1: You Christians to see pictures of your precious Jesus, suffering on the cross.
Guy 2: You it
Guy 1: But we are Satanists. We desecrate what you love by images of Jesus in comfortable positions. Like
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Jesus in a bath
in a bubble bath
Making and having fun
Jesus lounging
in a chaise lounge
Sipping on drinks
Jesus beauty rest
making sure he doesnt
End up getting crows
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Guy 1: Christians hate to see pictures of Jesus so comfortable.
Guy 2: It makes you with fear
Guy 1: If you saw Jesus pants, youre- f- youd- f- youd shit yourself. You- your face would shit.
Guy 2: face would shit
Guy 1: Cause you fight us. You Christians love to fight. with other religions.
Guy 2: You fighting with them!
Guy 1: But we are Satanists. We desecrate what you love by creating images of a where
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All get along
and Muslims
Jews and the ones
Riding bicycles
at a sleepover
The Christians and Muslims will
Slug wars in bags
Slug equal friendship
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Guy 1: We imagine a world where Christians and Jews and Muslims play together. And not the way family members play where they are at each others throats, but the way strangers play where they are on their best behaviour.
Guy 2: Pictionary is fun without the politics!
Guy 1: You Christians love imagining that the world end when four horsemen arrive to signal the apocalypse.
Guy 2: So do
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But the horsemen are cool
Frosted tips and
Having fun on
Helping kids homework
High-fiving people with self-esteem
Satan watches thinking
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Satan: Yesthis me.