Luyện nghe bài hát Det Satan Club

Guy 1: Christian internet. Welcome to our black metal weblog Det Satan Club.
Guy 2: Det Club!
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Deep in the of Norway
Where every church has third-degree
Det Satan presents


Pictures for
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Guy 1: You Christians love to see pictures of your Jesus, suffering on the cross.
Guy 2: You it
Guy 1: But we are Satanists. We desecrate what you love by creating images of Jesus in positions. Like
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in a bubble bath
Jesus in a bubble
Making suds and fun
Jesus poolside
Jesus in a chaise
Sipping on drinks
Jesus getting beauty
Jesus making he doesnt
End up crows feet
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Guy 1: Christians hate to see pictures of Jesus so comfortable.
Guy 2: It you rigid with fear
Guy 1: If you saw Jesus inyoga pants, f- youd- f- youd shit yourself. You- your face would shit.
Guy 2: face would shit
Guy 1: you fight us. You Christians love to fight. Especially with other religions.
Guy 2: You love fighting them!
Guy 1: But we are Satanists. We desecrate what you love by creating of a world where
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All religions get
and Muslims
Jews and the ones
Riding tandem
Maybe at a
The Christians and Muslims will
Slug in sleeping bags
wars equal friendship
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Guy 1: We imagine a world where Christians and Jews and Muslims play Pictionary together. And not the way family members play where they are at each others throats, but the way strangers play where they are on their behaviour.
Guy 2: is fun without the family politics!
Guy 1: You Christians love imagining that the world end when four horsemen arrive to signal the apocalypse.
Guy 2: So do
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But the horsemen are dudes
tips and visors
Having fun on
Helping kids with
High-fiving people with self-esteem
Satan watches thinking
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Satan: pleases me.