Luyện nghe bài hát Det Satan Club

Guy 1: Christian internet. Welcome to our black metal weblog Det Satan Club.
Guy 2: Det Club!
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Deep in the bowels of
every church has third-degree burns
Det Satan presents


Pictures for
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Guy 1: You love to see pictures of your precious Jesus, suffering on the cross.
Guy 2: You it
Guy 1: But we are Satanists. We desecrate you love by creating images of Jesus in comfortable positions. Like
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in a bubble bath
Jesus in a bubble
Making suds and fun
Jesus poolside
Jesus in a chaise
Sipping on drinks
Jesus getting beauty
making sure he doesnt
End up getting crows
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Guy 1: Christians hate to see pictures of Jesus so comfortable.
Guy 2: It makes you rigid with
Guy 1: If you saw Jesus inyoga pants, youre- f- youd- f- youd shit yourself. You- your face shit.
Guy 2: Your face shit
Guy 1: Cause you us. You Christians love to fight. Especially with other religions.
Guy 2: You love with them!
Guy 1: But we are Satanists. We desecrate you love by creating images of a world where
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All get along
and Muslims
Jews and the ones
tandem bicycles
Maybe at a
The and Muslims will have
Slug in sleeping bags
Slug wars equal
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Guy 1: We imagine a world where Christians and Jews and Muslims play together. And not the way family members play where they are at each others throats, but the way strangers play where they are on their best behaviour.
Guy 2: Pictionary is fun without the politics!
Guy 1: You love imagining that the world will end when four horsemen arrive to signal the apocalypse.
Guy 2: So do
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But the horsemen are dudes
Frosted and visors
fun on seadoos
Helping kids with
High-fiving people with self-esteem
While Satan watches
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Yesthis pleases me.