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Guy 1: Hello Christian internet. Welcome to our metal weblog Det Satan Club.
Guy 2: Det Club!
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Deep in the bowels of
Where church has third-degree burns
Det Club presents


Pictures for
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Guy 1: You love to see pictures of your precious Jesus, suffering on the cross.
Guy 2: You it
Guy 1: But we are Satanists. We desecrate what you by creating images of Jesus in comfortable positions. Like
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Jesus in a bath
in a bubble bath
Making and having fun
Jesus poolside
Jesus in a chaise
Sipping on drinks
getting beauty rest
Jesus making he doesnt
End up crows feet
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Guy 1: Christians to see pictures of your Jesus so comfortable.
Guy 2: It makes you rigid with
Guy 1: If you saw Jesus inyoga pants, youre- f- youd- f- youd yourself. You- your face would shit.
Guy 2: Your would shit
Guy 1: Cause you fight us. You Christians love to fight. Especially with religions.
Guy 2: You love fighting them!
Guy 1: But we are Satanists. We desecrate you love by creating images of a world where
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All religions get
and Muslims
Jews and the ones
Riding bicycles
at a sleepover
The Christians and will have
Slug wars in sleeping
Slug wars friendship
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Guy 1: We imagine a world where Christians and Jews and Muslims play Pictionary together. And not the way family members play where are at each others throats, but the way strangers play where they are on their best behaviour.
Guy 2: Pictionary is fun without the politics!
Guy 1: You Christians love imagining that the world will end when horsemen arrive to signal the apocalypse.
Guy 2: So do
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But the are cool dudes
tips and visors
Having fun on
kids with homework
High-fiving people with problems
Satan watches thinking
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Satan: pleases me.