Luyện nghe bài hát Det Satan Club

Guy 1: Hello Christian internet. Welcome to our black metal Det Satan Club.
Guy 2: Det Club!
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Deep in the bowels of
Where every church has burns
Det Satan Club


Pictures for
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Guy 1: You Christians love to see pictures of your precious Jesus, on the cross.
Guy 2: You it
Guy 1: But we are Satanists. We desecrate what you by creating images of Jesus in comfortable positions. Like
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Jesus in a bubble
Jesus in a bubble
Making and having fun
lounging poolside
Jesus in a chaise
on delicious drinks
Jesus getting beauty
making sure he doesnt
End up crows feet
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Guy 1: Christians hate to see of your Jesus so comfortable.
Guy 2: It you rigid with fear
Guy 1: If you saw Jesus inyoga pants, youre- f- youd- f- youd shit yourself. You- your would shit.
Guy 2: Your face shit
Guy 1: you fight us. You Christians love to fight. Especially with other religions.
Guy 2: You fighting with them!
Guy 1: But we are Satanists. We what you love by creating images of a world where
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All get along
and Muslims
Jews and the ones
tandem bicycles
Maybe at a
The Christians and Muslims will
Slug wars in bags
Slug equal friendship
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Guy 1: We imagine a world where Christians and Jews and Muslims play Pictionary together. And not the way family members where they are at each others throats, but the way strangers play where they are on their best behaviour.
Guy 2: is fun without the family politics!
Guy 1: You Christians love imagining that the world will end when horsemen arrive to signal the apocalypse.
Guy 2: So do
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But the horsemen are cool
Frosted tips and
Having fun on
Helping kids homework
High-fiving with self-esteem problems
While Satan thinking
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Satan: Yesthis me.