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Guy 1: Hello internet. Welcome to our black metal weblog Det Satan Club.
Guy 2: Det Club!
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Deep in the bowels of
Where every church has burns
Det Satan presents


Pictures for
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Guy 1: You Christians love to see of your precious Jesus, suffering on the cross.
Guy 2: You it
Guy 1: But we are Satanists. We desecrate what you love by creating images of in comfortable positions. Like
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Jesus in a bubble
Jesus in a bath
suds and having fun
Jesus lounging
Jesus in a lounge
on delicious drinks
Jesus getting rest
Jesus sure he doesnt
End up crows feet
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Guy 1: Christians to see pictures of your Jesus so comfortable.
Guy 2: It makes you with fear
Guy 1: If you saw Jesus pants, youre- f- youd- f- youd shit yourself. You- your face would shit.
Guy 2: Your face shit
Guy 1: Cause you fight us. You love to fight. Especially with other religions.
Guy 2: You love with them!
Guy 1: But we are Satanists. We what you love by creating images of a world where
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All get along
and Muslims
Jews and the ones
Riding tandem
Maybe at a
The and Muslims will have
Slug wars in sleeping
Slug wars friendship
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Guy 1: We imagine a world where Christians and Jews and play Pictionary together. And not the way family members play where they are at each others throats, but the way strangers play where they are on their best behaviour.
Guy 2: is fun without the family politics!
Guy 1: You love imagining that the world will end when four horsemen arrive to signal the apocalypse.
Guy 2: So do
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But the horsemen are cool
Frosted tips and
fun on seadoos
Helping kids with
High-fiving with self-esteem problems
While watches thinking
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Satan: pleases me.