Luyện nghe bài hát Det Satan Club

Guy 1: Hello Christian internet. Welcome to our black metal Det Satan Club.
Guy 2: Det Club!
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Deep in the of Norway
Where church has third-degree burns
Det Satan presents


Pictures for
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Guy 1: You love to see pictures of your precious Jesus, suffering on the cross.
Guy 2: You it
Guy 1: But we are Satanists. We desecrate what you love by creating images of Jesus in comfortable positions.
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Jesus in a bubble
Jesus in a bath
suds and having fun
Jesus lounging
Jesus in a lounge
Sipping on delicious
Jesus beauty rest
making sure he doesnt
End up getting crows
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Guy 1: hate to see pictures of your Jesus so comfortable.
Guy 2: It makes you rigid fear
Guy 1: If you saw Jesus inyoga pants, f- youd- f- youd shit yourself. You- your face would shit.
Guy 2: face would shit
Guy 1: you fight us. You Christians love to fight. Especially with other religions.
Guy 2: You love fighting them!
Guy 1: But we are Satanists. We what you love by creating images of a world where
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All religions get
Christians and
Jews and the ones
tandem bicycles
Maybe at a
The Christians and will have
Slug wars in bags
wars equal friendship
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Guy 1: We imagine a world where Christians and and Muslims play Pictionary together. And not the way family members play where they are at each others throats, but the way strangers play where they are on their best behaviour.
Guy 2: Pictionary is fun without the politics!
Guy 1: You Christians love imagining that the will end when four horsemen arrive to signal the apocalypse.
Guy 2: So do
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But the horsemen are cool
Frosted and visors
Having fun on
Helping with homework
High-fiving people self-esteem problems
While Satan watches
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Satan: Yesthis me.