Luyện nghe bài hát Death

I'm and tired of my generation getting blamed
For the state of the planet, I'm sick of my getting called
'The TV generation', "Well all you do is watch TV"
What did you expect? We watched lee harvey get shot

Live on tv one Sunday morning, we afraid to change
The fucking channel for the next thirty
"This show sucks", "Yeah, but somebody get shot
During the commercial, now on!

That's what's wrong with this country, we always shoot the guys
We shoot J F K, we R F K and it comes to teddy, we go
"Ahh, him alone, he'll fuck it up himself, no problem, you know"
Biggest target in the whole goddamn Kennedy

Nobody takes a shot on me, he weighs seven thousand pounds
You could shoot a in Los Angeles and hit him in the ass in Boston
minutes later, he'd be standing on the lawn
At the Kennedy going, "Ah There's a bullet in my ass, ah"

Ted kennedy, senator, but a bad date
You know what I'm saying, folks? One of those who gets home
At four o'clock in the and goes, "What did I forget?
Oh! The fucking girl! What's the with me?
Jesus, where are my pants? shit!

Because I'll tell you folks, we got a real with guns
In this country, we have people
Almost twice, three, four, five times a year,
People just snap, they can't take it anymore, just snap

They go Mcdonalds and kill fifteen people
I mean what the is going on down at the post office?
six months some guy gets fired, comes back
And all his co-workers

If I worked at the post as a supervisor
I lay anybody off for the next twenty-five fucking years
I'd just walk going, "Hanrahan, what're you doing?" "Nothing"
"Well, keep it up, doing a great job! Jesus, I'll tell ya"

And I am sick and tired for New city taking the blame
In this for the crime problem, you know
you read a fact chart, it always says Detroit leads the world
In rape and murder and everything else, but New York takes the

"New a cess pool, it's a cess pool of filth and crime
We're moving", "Hey! I moved here four years ago
And I'm not leaving, because is the most exciting place
In the to live"

Oh yeah! Yeah! There are so ways to die in New York city
Come on! Race riots, drive by shootings, subway
Construction collapsing on the sidewalks
Manhole covers blowing up, shooting into the sky

We had a subway crash a couple of years ago
people died, the next day they found the driver was drunk
And hooked on crack, folks, this makes
Look like a bike ride, doesn't it?

"Your drive is Edward, he's drunk and hooked on crack
The man next to you has a loaded nine-millimeter
luck, folks!", "Honey, get the camera!"
This is be fucking great!"

Yeah, I love in New York, man and people who live in New York
We wear that fact like a badge right on our sleeve we know
That fact everybody! "I was in vietnam"
"So I live in New York!", "Really?

Yeah, 'cause New York teaches you to life the way
It be lived, moment to moment, yes
Because every moment in New York could be last
Oh yeah,

You be walking down the street tomorrow
good about yourself, drink free, drug free
Looking to the future
And somebody accidently nudges poodle off of a 75th floor ledge

Doink! And he's headed for the
At a and seventy five thousand miles per hour
And curchunk he's impeded in head! You're dead on contact
The headline in the the next day reads, "Man killed by best friend"

People cut the article out and they laugh about it at the
And you're forever as the poodle man!
"I the poodle man and he hated fucking poodles"

New york teaches you to life moment to moment
And street by street and to beat
Because we've all played street ot street game in New York
Haven't we? Yes we have, good block, bad block, block, bad block
Gun block, block, asbestos block, poodle block! Poodle block

'Cause most people think, "Life sucks, and you die"
I disagree, I think life sucks, then you get
Then you go into chemotherapy and you lose all your
You bad about yourself, then all of the sudden
The cancer into remission

You look good, you feel good, going great
And all of the sudden you have a stroke, you can't your right side
And one day you step off the curb at 68th by Lincoln and bang
You get hit by a bus and then, maybe, you die

Because I think Jim Hensen said it best he said
"Anybody got any aspirin? I I got a cold"
And a chill the room, we all have this incredible attachment
To the muppets, we? "We love the muppets! They're so cute!"

Did you hear about Jim Hensen's funeral? in New York city, huh?
the frog and big bird sang "It's not easy being green"
At Jim funeral, if I'm fifty-six years old
I kick the bucket and a fucking sock is singing at my funeral

I'm gonna pop out of the and go
"Hey! What the Hell is this about? Davis Jr. gets Frank Sinatra
And I get a fucking
I'm really off now!