Luyện nghe bài hát Death

I'm and tired of my generation getting blamed
For the state of the planet, I'm sick of my getting called
TV generation', "Well all you guys do is watch TV"
What did you expect? We watched lee oswald get shot

Live on tv one Sunday morning, we were to change
The fucking channel for the next years
"This show sucks", "Yeah, but somebody might get
During the commercial, now on!

what's wrong with this country, we always shoot the wrong guys
We J F K, we shoot R F K and it comes to teddy, we go
"Ahh, leave him alone, fuck it up himself, no problem, you know"
Biggest target in the whole Kennedy family

Nobody takes a shot on me, he weighs about thousand pounds
You could shoot a bullet in Los Angeles and hit him in the ass in
minutes later, he'd be standing on the lawn
At the Kennedy compound going, "Ah a bullet in my ass, ah"

Ted kennedy, senator, but a bad date
You know what I'm saying, folks? One of those guys who home
At four o'clock in the and goes, "What did I forget?
Oh! The fucking girl! What's the matter me?
Jesus, are my pants? Holy shit!

Because I'll you folks, we got a real problem with guns
In this country, we have snapping
Almost twice, three, four, times a year, right?
People just snap, they can't take it anymore, they snap

They go into Mcdonalds and fifteen people
I mean what the fuck is going on at the post office?
Every six months guy gets fired, comes back
And all his co-workers

If I worked at the office as a supervisor
I wouldn't lay anybody off for the next twenty-five years
I'd just around going, "Hanrahan, what're you doing?" "Nothing"
"Well, keep it up, you're a great job! Jesus, I'll tell ya"

And I am sick and tired for New York city taking the
In this country for the problem, you know
Whenever you a fact chart, it always says Detroit leads the world
In rape and murder and everything else, but New York takes the

"New a cess pool, it's a cess pool of filth and crime
moving", "Hey! I just moved here four years ago
And I'm not leaving, because this is the exciting place
In the to live"

Oh yeah! Yeah! There are so ways to die in New York city
Come on! riots, drive by shootings, subway crashes
cranes collapsing on the sidewalks
Manhole covers blowing up, shooting into the sky

We had a subway crash here a of years ago
Five people died, the next day they the driver was drunk
And on crack, folks, this makes Disneyland
Look a fucking bike ride, doesn't it?

"Your drive today is Edward, drunk and hooked on crack
The man sitting next to you has a loaded
luck, folks!", "Honey, get the camera!"
This is be fucking great!"

Yeah, I love in New York, man and people who live in New York
We wear that fact a badge right on our sleeve because we know
That fact everybody! "I was in vietnam"
"So what? I in New York!", "Really?

Yeah, 'cause New teaches you to live life the way
It be lived, moment to moment, yes
Because every in New York could be your last
Oh yeah,

You could be walking down the tomorrow
Feeling good about yourself, drink free, free
Looking forward to the
And somebody accidently nudges their poodle off of a 75th ledge

Doink! And he's headed for the
At a hundred and seventy five thousand per hour
And curchunk impeded in your head! You're dead on contact
The in the post the next day reads, "Man killed by best friend"

cut the article out and they laugh about it at the office
And you're remembered as the poodle man!
"I knew the poodle man and he fucking poodles"

New york teaches you to live life moment to
And street by street and to beat
we've all played that street ot street game in New York
Haven't we? Yes we have, good block, bad block, good block, bad
Gun block, crack block, asbestos block, poodle block! block

'Cause most people think, "Life sucks, and you die"
I disagree, I think sucks, then you get cancer
Then you go into chemotherapy and you lose all hair
You feel bad about yourself, all of the sudden
The cancer into remission

You look good, you feel good, you're great
And all of the you have a stroke, you can't move your right side
And one day you step off the curb at by Lincoln center and bang
You get hit by a bus and then, maybe, you die

Because I think Jim Hensen said it best when he
"Anybody got any I think I got a cold"
And a chill filled the room, we all have this incredible
To the muppets, don't we? "We the muppets! They're so cute!"

Did you hear about Jim Hensen's Here in New York city, huh?
Kermit the and big bird sang "It's not easy being green"
At Jim funeral, if I'm fifty-six years old
When I the bucket and a fucking sock is singing at my funeral

I'm pop out of the coffin and go
"Hey! What the Hell is this about? Davis Jr. gets Frank Sinatra
And I get a fucking
I'm really off now!