Luyện nghe bài hát Death

I'm sick and tired of my getting blamed
For the state of the planet, I'm of my generation getting called
'The TV generation', "Well all you guys do is TV"
What did you expect? We watched lee harvey oswald get

Live on tv one Sunday morning, we afraid to change
The fucking channel for the next thirty
"This show sucks", "Yeah, but somebody might get
During the commercial, now on!

That's what's wrong this country, we always shoot the wrong guys
We shoot J F K, we R F K and it comes to teddy, we go
"Ahh, leave him alone, fuck it up himself, no problem, you know"
Biggest target in the whole Kennedy family

Nobody a shot on me, he weighs about seven thousand pounds
You could shoot a bullet in Los and hit him in the ass in Boston
Five minutes later, he'd be on the lawn
At the Kennedy compound going, "Ah a bullet in my ass, ah"

Ted kennedy, senator, but a bad date
You know I'm saying, folks? One of those guys who gets home
At four in the morning and goes, "What did I forget?
Oh! The fucking girl! What's the with me?
Jesus, where are my pants? shit!

Because I'll tell you folks, we got a real with guns
In this country, we people snapping
Almost twice, three, four, five times a year,
People just snap, they can't take it anymore, they snap

They go into and kill fifteen people
I mean what the fuck is going on down at the office?
Every six months some guy gets fired, back
And all his co-workers

If I worked at the office as a supervisor
I wouldn't lay anybody off for the next twenty-five fucking
I'd walk around going, "Hanrahan, what're you doing?" "Nothing"
"Well, keep it up, you're doing a great job! Jesus, I'll ya"

And I am and tired for New York city taking the blame
In this for the crime problem, you know
Whenever you read a fact chart, it always says Detroit the world
In and murder and everything else, but New York takes the blame

"New york's a cess pool, it's a cess of filth and crime
We're moving", "Hey! I just moved here four ago
And I'm not leaving, this is the most exciting place
In the to live"

Oh yeah! Yeah! There are so many ways to die in New York
Come on! riots, drive by shootings, subway crashes
Construction cranes collapsing on the
Manhole covers blowing up, asbestos into the sky

We had a crash here a couple of years ago
Five people died, the next day they the driver was drunk
And hooked on crack, folks, this Disneyland
Look like a fucking ride, doesn't it?

"Your drive is Edward, he's drunk and hooked on crack
The man sitting next to you has a loaded
luck, folks!", "Honey, get the camera!"
This is be fucking great!"

Yeah, I love living in New York, man and who live in New York
We wear that fact like a badge right on our because we know
That fact everybody! "I was in vietnam"
"So I live in New York!", "Really?

Yeah, 'cause New York teaches you to life the way
It be lived, moment to moment, yes
Because moment in New York could be your last
Oh yeah,

You could be walking the street tomorrow
Feeling good about yourself, drink free, drug
forward to the future
And somebody nudges their poodle off of a 75th floor ledge

Doink! And headed for the ground
At a and seventy five thousand miles per hour
And curchunk he's impeded in your head! You're on contact
The headline in the the next day reads, "Man killed by best friend"

cut the article out and they laugh about it at the office
And forever remembered as the poodle man!
"I knew the man and he hated fucking poodles"

New teaches you to live life moment to moment
And street by and beat to beat
Because we've all played that street ot street game in New
Haven't we? Yes we have, good block, bad block, good block, bad
Gun block, crack block, block, poodle block! Poodle block

'Cause most think, "Life sucks, and then you die"
I disagree, I life sucks, then you get cancer
Then you go into chemotherapy and you lose all your
You feel bad about yourself, all of the sudden
The cancer goes into

You look good, you feel good, going great
And all of the sudden you have a stroke, you can't move your side
And one day you off the curb at 68th by Lincoln center and bang
You get hit by a bus and then, maybe, you die

I think Jim Hensen said it best when he said
"Anybody got any I think I got a cold"
And a chill filled the room, we all have this incredible
To the muppets, don't we? "We love the muppets! so cute!"

Did you hear Jim Hensen's funeral? Here in New York city, huh?
Kermit the frog and big bird sang "It's not easy green"
At Jim Hensen's funeral, if I'm fifty-six old
When I kick the bucket and a sock is singing at my funeral

I'm gonna pop out of the and go
"Hey! What the Hell is this about? Sammy Davis Jr. gets Frank
And I get a sock?
I'm really off now!