Luyện nghe bài hát Death

I'm and tired of my generation getting blamed
For the of the planet, I'm sick of my generation getting called
'The TV generation', "Well all you do is watch TV"
What did you expect? We watched lee harvey oswald get

on tv one Sunday morning, we were afraid to change
The fucking channel for the thirty years
"This show sucks", "Yeah, but might get shot
the commercial, now hang on!

That's what's wrong with country, we always shoot the wrong guys
We J F K, we shoot R F K and it comes to teddy, we go
"Ahh, him alone, he'll fuck it up himself, no problem, you know"
Biggest target in the whole goddamn family

takes a shot on me, he weighs about seven thousand pounds
You could a bullet in Los Angeles and hit him in the ass in Boston
Five minutes later, he'd be standing on the
At the compound going, "Ah There's a bullet in my ass, ah"

Ted kennedy, good senator, but a bad
You know I'm saying, folks? One of those guys who gets home
At o'clock in the morning and goes, "What did I forget?
Oh! The fucking girl! the matter with me?
Jesus, are my pants? Holy shit!

Because tell you folks, we got a real problem with guns
In this country, we people snapping
Almost twice, three, four, five times a year,
People just snap, they can't take it anymore, just snap

They go into Mcdonalds and fifteen people
I mean what the fuck is on down at the post office?
Every six months some guy gets fired, back
And kills all his

If I at the post office as a supervisor
I wouldn't lay anybody off for the next fucking years
I'd just walk going, "Hanrahan, what're you doing?" "Nothing"
"Well, keep it up, you're doing a great job! Jesus, I'll ya"

And I am sick and tired for New York taking the blame
In this country for the crime problem, you
you read a fact chart, it always says Detroit leads the world
In rape and and everything else, but New York takes the blame

"New a cess pool, it's a cess pool of filth and crime
We're moving", "Hey! I just moved four years ago
And I'm not leaving, this is the most exciting place
In the to live"

Oh yeah! Yeah! There are so many to die in New York city
Come on! riots, drive by shootings, subway crashes
Construction cranes collapsing on the
covers blowing up, asbestos shooting into the sky

We had a subway here a couple of years ago
Five people died, the day they found the driver was drunk
And hooked on crack, folks, this makes
Look like a fucking bike ride, it?

"Your drive today is Edward, he's drunk and hooked on
The man sitting next to you has a nine-millimeter
luck, folks!", "Honey, get the camera!"
This is be fucking great!"

Yeah, I love living in New York, man and people who live in New
We that fact like a badge right on our sleeve because we know
fact impresses everybody! "I was in vietnam"
"So what? I in New York!", "Really?

Yeah, 'cause New York teaches you to live the way
It be lived, moment to moment, yes
Because every moment in New York be your last
Oh yeah,

You could be walking the street tomorrow
Feeling good about yourself, drink free, drug
Looking to the future
And somebody accidently nudges their poodle off of a 75th ledge

Doink! And he's headed for the
At a hundred and seventy five thousand miles per
And curchunk he's impeded in your head! dead on contact
The headline in the post the next day reads, "Man by best friend"

People cut the article out and they laugh it at the office
And you're remembered as the poodle man!
"I knew the man and he hated fucking poodles"

New york teaches you to live moment to moment
And street by street and beat to
Because we've all played that street ot street game in New
Haven't we? Yes we have, good block, bad block, block, bad block
Gun block, crack block, asbestos block, block! Poodle block

most people think, "Life sucks, and then you die"
I disagree, I life sucks, then you get cancer
Then you go into chemotherapy and you all your hair
You bad about yourself, then all of the sudden
The cancer goes remission

You look good, you feel good, going great
And all of the sudden you have a stroke, you can't your right side
And one day you step off the curb at 68th by Lincoln and bang
You get hit by a bus and then, maybe, you die

Because I think Jim Hensen said it when he said
"Anybody got any I think I got a cold"
And a chill the room, we all have this incredible attachment
To the muppets, don't we? "We love the muppets! so cute!"

Did you hear about Jim Hensen's funeral? Here in New York city,
the frog and big bird sang "It's not easy being green"
At Jim funeral, if I'm fifty-six years old
When I kick the and a fucking sock is singing at my funeral

I'm gonna pop out of the and go
"Hey! What the Hell is this Sammy Davis Jr. gets Frank Sinatra
And I get a fucking
I'm pissed off now!