Luyện nghe bài hát Death

I'm sick and tired of my generation getting
For the state of the planet, I'm sick of my generation getting
TV generation', "Well all you guys do is watch TV"
What did you expect? We watched lee harvey oswald get

Live on tv one Sunday morning, we afraid to change
The fucking channel for the next thirty
"This sucks", "Yeah, but somebody might get shot
During the commercial, now on!

That's what's wrong this country, we always shoot the wrong guys
We shoot J F K, we shoot R F K and it to teddy, we go
"Ahh, leave him alone, fuck it up himself, no problem, you know"
Biggest target in the whole Kennedy family

takes a shot on me, he weighs about seven thousand pounds
You could shoot a bullet in Los and hit him in the ass in Boston
Five minutes later, he'd be on the lawn
At the Kennedy compound going, "Ah There's a in my ass, ah"

Ted kennedy, good senator, but a bad
You know I'm saying, folks? One of those guys who gets home
At four o'clock in the and goes, "What did I forget?
Oh! The fucking girl! What's the matter me?
Jesus, where are my pants? shit!

Because tell you folks, we got a real problem with guns
In this country, we have people
Almost twice, three, four, five a year, right?
People just snap, they can't take it anymore, they just

They go Mcdonalds and kill fifteen people
I mean what the fuck is going on down at the office?
Every six months guy gets fired, comes back
And kills all his

If I worked at the office as a supervisor
I wouldn't lay anybody off for the next twenty-five fucking
I'd just walk going, "Hanrahan, what're you doing?" "Nothing"
"Well, keep it up, doing a great job! Jesus, I'll tell ya"

And I am sick and tired for New York taking the blame
In this for the crime problem, you know
Whenever you read a fact chart, it says Detroit leads the world
In rape and and everything else, but New York takes the blame

"New york's a cess pool, it's a cess pool of filth and
We're moving", "Hey! I just moved here four ago
And I'm not leaving, because is the most exciting place
In the to live"

Oh yeah! Yeah! There are so many ways to die in New York
Come on! Race riots, drive by shootings, crashes
Construction cranes collapsing on the
Manhole blowing up, asbestos shooting into the sky

We had a subway here a couple of years ago
Five people died, the day they found the driver was drunk
And hooked on crack, folks, makes Disneyland
like a fucking bike ride, doesn't it?

"Your drive today is Edward, he's and hooked on crack
The man sitting next to you has a nine-millimeter
luck, folks!", "Honey, get the camera!"
This is be fucking great!"

Yeah, I love living in New York, man and who live in New York
We wear that fact like a badge right on our sleeve we know
That fact everybody! "I was in vietnam"
"So what? I in New York!", "Really?

Yeah, New York teaches you to live life the way
It should be lived, to moment, yes
Because every moment in New York could be your
Oh yeah,

You could be walking the street tomorrow
Feeling good yourself, drink free, drug free
forward to the future
And somebody accidently nudges poodle off of a 75th floor ledge

Doink! And he's headed for the
At a hundred and seventy thousand miles per hour
And curchunk he's impeded in your head! You're on contact
The headline in the post the next day reads, "Man by best friend"

People cut the out and they laugh about it at the office
And you're forever as the poodle man!
"I knew the poodle man and he fucking poodles"

New york teaches you to live moment to moment
And by street and beat to beat
we've all played that street ot street game in New York
Haven't we? Yes we have, block, bad block, good block, bad block
Gun block, crack block, asbestos block, poodle block! block

most people think, "Life sucks, and then you die"
I disagree, I think sucks, then you get cancer
you go into chemotherapy and you lose all your hair
You feel bad yourself, then all of the sudden
The goes into remission

You look good, you feel good, you're great
And all of the sudden you have a stroke, you can't your right side
And one day you step off the curb at 68th by Lincoln center and
You get hit by a bus and then, maybe, you die

Because I think Jim Hensen it best when he said
"Anybody got any aspirin? I I got a cold"
And a chill the room, we all have this incredible attachment
To the muppets, we? "We love the muppets! They're so cute!"

Did you hear about Jim funeral? Here in New York city, huh?
Kermit the and big bird sang "It's not easy being green"
At Jim Hensen's funeral, if I'm fifty-six old
When I kick the bucket and a fucking sock is at my funeral

I'm gonna pop out of the and go
"Hey! What the is this about? Sammy Davis Jr. gets Frank Sinatra
And I get a fucking
I'm pissed off now!