Luyện nghe bài hát Death

I'm sick and tired of my generation getting
For the of the planet, I'm sick of my generation getting called
TV generation', "Well all you guys do is watch TV"
What did you We watched lee harvey oswald get shot

Live on tv one Sunday morning, we were afraid to
The fucking channel for the next years
"This sucks", "Yeah, but somebody might get shot
During the commercial, now on!

what's wrong with this country, we always shoot the wrong guys
We shoot J F K, we shoot R F K and it to teddy, we go
"Ahh, leave him alone, he'll it up himself, no problem, you know"
target in the whole goddamn Kennedy family

Nobody a shot on me, he weighs about seven thousand pounds
You could shoot a in Los Angeles and hit him in the ass in Boston
minutes later, he'd be standing on the lawn
At the Kennedy compound going, "Ah There's a in my ass, ah"

Ted kennedy, good senator, but a bad
You know what I'm saying, folks? One of those guys who gets
At o'clock in the morning and goes, "What did I forget?
Oh! The girl! What's the matter with me?
Jesus, where are my pants? shit!

Because I'll tell you folks, we got a real with guns
In country, we have people snapping
twice, three, four, five times a year, right?
People just snap, they take it anymore, they just snap

They go into Mcdonalds and fifteen people
I mean what the fuck is going on down at the office?
Every six months some guy fired, comes back
And all his co-workers

If I worked at the post as a supervisor
I wouldn't lay anybody off for the next twenty-five fucking
I'd just around going, "Hanrahan, what're you doing?" "Nothing"
"Well, it up, you're doing a great job! Jesus, I'll tell ya"

And I am sick and tired for New York city taking the
In this for the crime problem, you know
Whenever you a fact chart, it always says Detroit leads the world
In rape and murder and everything else, but New York takes the

"New york's a cess pool, it's a pool of filth and crime
We're moving", "Hey! I just moved here years ago
And I'm not leaving, because is the most exciting place
In the to live"

Oh yeah! Yeah! There are so many ways to die in New city
Come on! riots, drive by shootings, subway crashes
cranes collapsing on the sidewalks
Manhole covers blowing up, asbestos into the sky

We had a subway crash here a of years ago
Five people died, the day they found the driver was drunk
And on crack, folks, this makes Disneyland
Look like a fucking bike ride, it?

"Your drive today is Edward, he's drunk and on crack
The man sitting next to you has a nine-millimeter
luck, folks!", "Honey, get the camera!"
This is be fucking great!"

Yeah, I love living in New York, man and people who in New York
We wear fact like a badge right on our sleeve because we know
That fact everybody! "I was in vietnam"
"So I live in New York!", "Really?

Yeah, 'cause New teaches you to live life the way
It should be lived, to moment, yes
Because every moment in New York could be last
Oh yeah,

You could be walking the street tomorrow
Feeling about yourself, drink free, drug free
Looking forward to the
And somebody nudges their poodle off of a 75th floor ledge

Doink! And headed for the ground
At a hundred and seventy five thousand per hour
And curchunk impeded in your head! You're dead on contact
The headline in the the next day reads, "Man killed by best friend"

People cut the article out and laugh about it at the office
And forever remembered as the poodle man!
"I knew the poodle man and he fucking poodles"

New york teaches you to live life moment to
And street by street and to beat
Because we've all played that street ot street in New York
Haven't we? Yes we have, block, bad block, good block, bad block
Gun block, crack block, asbestos block, poodle block! block

most people think, "Life sucks, and then you die"
I disagree, I life sucks, then you get cancer
Then you go chemotherapy and you lose all your hair
You feel bad yourself, then all of the sudden
The cancer goes into

You look good, you feel good, you're great
And all of the sudden you a stroke, you can't move your right side
And one day you step off the curb at 68th by center and bang
You get hit by a bus and then, maybe, you die

Because I Jim Hensen said it best when he said
"Anybody got any I think I got a cold"
And a chill the room, we all have this incredible attachment
To the muppets, we? "We love the muppets! They're so cute!"

Did you hear about Jim Hensen's funeral? in New York city, huh?
Kermit the frog and big bird sang "It's not easy green"
At Jim Hensen's funeral, if I'm fifty-six old
When I kick the bucket and a fucking is singing at my funeral

I'm gonna pop out of the and go
"Hey! What the Hell is this about? Sammy Davis Jr. Frank Sinatra
And I get a fucking
I'm pissed off now!