Luyện nghe bài hát Death

I'm sick and tired of my getting blamed
For the state of the planet, I'm of my generation getting called
'The TV generation', "Well all you do is watch TV"
What did you expect? We watched lee harvey get shot

Live on tv one Sunday morning, we afraid to change
The fucking channel for the next thirty
"This show sucks", "Yeah, but might get shot
During the commercial, now on!

That's what's wrong with this country, we shoot the wrong guys
We shoot J F K, we R F K and it comes to teddy, we go
"Ahh, leave him alone, he'll it up himself, no problem, you know"
Biggest target in the whole Kennedy family

Nobody takes a shot on me, he weighs about thousand pounds
You could shoot a bullet in Los and hit him in the ass in Boston
Five minutes later, be standing on the lawn
At the Kennedy compound going, "Ah There's a in my ass, ah"

Ted kennedy, senator, but a bad date
You know what I'm saying, folks? One of those who gets home
At four in the morning and goes, "What did I forget?
Oh! The girl! What's the matter with me?
Jesus, are my pants? Holy shit!

Because I'll tell you folks, we got a problem with guns
In country, we have people snapping
Almost twice, three, four, five a year, right?
People just snap, they take it anymore, they just snap

They go into and kill fifteen people
I mean what the fuck is going on at the post office?
Every six months some guy fired, comes back
And kills all his

If I at the post office as a supervisor
I wouldn't lay anybody off for the next twenty-five years
I'd walk around going, "Hanrahan, what're you doing?" "Nothing"
"Well, keep it up, you're doing a job! Jesus, I'll tell ya"

And I am sick and tired for New York taking the blame
In this country for the problem, you know
Whenever you read a fact chart, it always Detroit leads the world
In rape and murder and everything else, but New York the blame

"New a cess pool, it's a cess pool of filth and crime
We're moving", "Hey! I just moved here years ago
And I'm not leaving, this is the most exciting place
In the to live"

Oh yeah! Yeah! are so many ways to die in New York city
Come on! Race riots, drive by shootings, crashes
Construction cranes on the sidewalks
Manhole blowing up, asbestos shooting into the sky

We had a subway here a couple of years ago
Five people died, the day they found the driver was drunk
And on crack, folks, this makes Disneyland
like a fucking bike ride, doesn't it?

"Your drive is Edward, he's drunk and hooked on crack
The man sitting next to you has a loaded
luck, folks!", "Honey, get the camera!"
This is gonna be great!"

Yeah, I love living in New York, man and who live in New York
We wear that like a badge right on our sleeve because we know
That fact everybody! "I was in vietnam"
"So I live in New York!", "Really?

Yeah, 'cause New York you to live life the way
It be lived, moment to moment, yes
Because every in New York could be your last
Oh yeah,

You could be down the street tomorrow
Feeling good about yourself, free, drug free
forward to the future
And somebody nudges their poodle off of a 75th floor ledge

Doink! And he's headed for the
At a hundred and seventy thousand miles per hour
And curchunk impeded in your head! You're dead on contact
The headline in the post the next day reads, "Man by best friend"

cut the article out and they laugh about it at the office
And you're forever as the poodle man!
"I knew the man and he hated fucking poodles"

New york teaches you to live life to moment
And street by street and to beat
Because we've all that street ot street game in New York
Haven't we? Yes we have, good block, bad block, good block, bad
Gun block, crack block, block, poodle block! Poodle block

most people think, "Life sucks, and then you die"
I disagree, I life sucks, then you get cancer
Then you go into chemotherapy and you all your hair
You bad about yourself, then all of the sudden
The cancer goes remission

You good, you feel good, you're going great
And all of the sudden you a stroke, you can't move your right side
And one day you step off the at 68th by Lincoln center and bang
You get hit by a bus and then, maybe, you die

Because I Jim Hensen said it best when he said
"Anybody got any aspirin? I I got a cold"
And a chill filled the room, we all have this incredible
To the muppets, we? "We love the muppets! They're so cute!"

Did you hear about Jim Hensen's funeral? Here in New York city,
Kermit the frog and big bird sang "It's not easy green"
At Jim Hensen's funeral, if I'm fifty-six old
When I kick the bucket and a sock is singing at my funeral

I'm pop out of the coffin and go
"Hey! the Hell is this about? Sammy Davis Jr. gets Frank Sinatra
And I get a sock?
I'm pissed off now!