Luyện nghe bài hát Death

I'm sick and tired of my generation blamed
For the state of the planet, I'm sick of my getting called
TV generation', "Well all you guys do is watch TV"
What did you expect? We watched lee oswald get shot

Live on tv one Sunday morning, we were afraid to
The channel for the next thirty years
"This sucks", "Yeah, but somebody might get shot
the commercial, now hang on!

That's what's wrong with this country, we always shoot the wrong
We shoot J F K, we shoot R F K and it to teddy, we go
"Ahh, leave him alone, fuck it up himself, no problem, you know"
Biggest in the whole goddamn Kennedy family

Nobody takes a shot on me, he weighs seven thousand pounds
You shoot a bullet in Los Angeles and hit him in the ass in Boston
Five minutes later, he'd be on the lawn
At the Kennedy compound going, "Ah There's a in my ass, ah"

Ted kennedy, good senator, but a bad
You know what I'm saying, folks? One of those who gets home
At four in the morning and goes, "What did I forget?
Oh! The fucking girl! the matter with me?
Jesus, where are my Holy shit!

I'll tell you folks, we got a real problem with guns
In this country, we have snapping
twice, three, four, five times a year, right?
People just snap, they can't take it anymore, they snap

go into Mcdonalds and kill fifteen people
I mean what the fuck is going on at the post office?
Every six months some guy fired, comes back
And kills all his

If I worked at the office as a supervisor
I lay anybody off for the next twenty-five fucking years
I'd just walk going, "Hanrahan, what're you doing?" "Nothing"
"Well, keep it up, doing a great job! Jesus, I'll tell ya"

And I am sick and for New York city taking the blame
In this country for the crime problem, you
Whenever you read a chart, it always says Detroit leads the world
In rape and murder and everything else, but New York takes the

"New york's a cess pool, it's a cess pool of and crime
We're moving", "Hey! I moved here four years ago
And I'm not leaving, because is the most exciting place
In the to live"

Oh yeah! Yeah! There are so many to die in New York city
on! Race riots, drive by shootings, subway crashes
Construction collapsing on the sidewalks
Manhole blowing up, asbestos shooting into the sky

We had a crash here a couple of years ago
Five people died, the day they found the driver was drunk
And hooked on crack, folks, this Disneyland
Look like a fucking ride, doesn't it?

"Your drive today is Edward, drunk and hooked on crack
The man next to you has a loaded nine-millimeter
luck, folks!", "Honey, get the camera!"
This is be fucking great!"

Yeah, I love living in New York, man and people who in New York
We wear that fact like a badge on our sleeve because we know
That impresses everybody! "I was in vietnam"
"So I live in New York!", "Really?

Yeah, 'cause New York you to live life the way
It be lived, moment to moment, yes
Because moment in New York could be your last
Oh yeah,

You could be walking down the tomorrow
Feeling good about yourself, free, drug free
Looking to the future
And somebody accidently their poodle off of a 75th floor ledge

Doink! And headed for the ground
At a hundred and seventy five thousand miles per
And curchunk he's impeded in your head! You're dead on
The headline in the post the next day reads, "Man killed by friend"

People cut the article out and they laugh it at the office
And you're forever as the poodle man!
"I the poodle man and he hated fucking poodles"

New york teaches you to live moment to moment
And street by and beat to beat
Because we've all played that street ot street game in New
Haven't we? Yes we have, good block, bad block, good block, bad
Gun block, block, asbestos block, poodle block! Poodle block

most people think, "Life sucks, and then you die"
I disagree, I think life sucks, then you get
Then you go into chemotherapy and you lose all hair
You bad about yourself, then all of the sudden
The cancer into remission

You look good, you feel good, going great
And all of the sudden you have a stroke, you can't move right side
And one day you step off the curb at 68th by Lincoln and bang
You get hit by a bus and then, maybe, you die

Because I think Jim said it best when he said
"Anybody got any aspirin? I I got a cold"
And a chill filled the room, we all this incredible attachment
To the muppets, we? "We love the muppets! They're so cute!"

Did you hear about Jim Hensen's funeral? Here in New city, huh?
Kermit the and big bird sang "It's not easy being green"
At Jim Hensen's funeral, if I'm years old
When I kick the bucket and a fucking sock is singing at my

I'm gonna pop out of the and go
"Hey! the Hell is this about? Sammy Davis Jr. gets Frank Sinatra
And I get a sock?
I'm really off now!