I'm and tired of my generation getting blamed For the state of the planet, I'm sick of my generation getting TV generation', "Well all you guys do is watch TV" What did you expect? We watched lee harvey get shot
Live on tv one Sunday morning, we afraid to change The fucking channel for the next thirty "This show sucks", "Yeah, but somebody might get During the commercial, now on!
That's what's wrong this country, we always shoot the wrong guys We shoot J F K, we R F K and it comes to teddy, we go "Ahh, leave him alone, fuck it up himself, no problem, you know" Biggest in the whole goddamn Kennedy family
Nobody takes a shot on me, he weighs about seven thousand You could shoot a bullet in Los Angeles and hit him in the ass in Five later, he'd be standing on the lawn At the Kennedy compound going, "Ah a bullet in my ass, ah"
Ted kennedy, good senator, but a bad You know what I'm saying, folks? One of those guys who gets At four o'clock in the and goes, "What did I forget? Oh! The fucking girl! What's the matter me? Jesus, where are my pants? shit!
Because I'll you folks, we got a real problem with guns In this country, we people snapping twice, three, four, five times a year, right? People just snap, they can't take it anymore, they just
They go into Mcdonalds and kill people I what the fuck is going on down at the post office? Every six months some guy gets fired, comes And kills all his
If I worked at the post as a supervisor I wouldn't lay anybody off for the next twenty-five years I'd just walk going, "Hanrahan, what're you doing?" "Nothing" "Well, keep it up, doing a great job! Jesus, I'll tell ya"
And I am sick and tired for New city taking the blame In country for the crime problem, you know Whenever you a fact chart, it always says Detroit leads the world In rape and murder and everything else, but New York takes the
"New york's a cess pool, it's a pool of filth and crime We're moving", "Hey! I just moved four years ago And I'm not leaving, because this is the exciting place In the to live"
Oh yeah! Yeah! There are so many ways to die in New city Come on! Race riots, drive by shootings, crashes Construction cranes on the sidewalks Manhole covers blowing up, asbestos into the sky
We had a subway crash a couple of years ago Five people died, the next day they found the driver was And hooked on crack, folks, makes Disneyland Look a fucking bike ride, doesn't it?
"Your drive today is Edward, he's drunk and hooked on The man sitting to you has a loaded nine-millimeter luck, folks!", "Honey, get the camera!" This is gonna be great!"
Yeah, I love living in New York, man and people who live in New We wear that like a badge right on our sleeve because we know fact impresses everybody! "I was in vietnam" "So what? I in New York!", "Really?
Yeah, New York teaches you to live life the way It should be lived, to moment, yes Because every moment in New York could be last Oh yeah,
You could be walking the street tomorrow Feeling good about yourself, drink free, drug Looking to the future And somebody accidently nudges their off of a 75th floor ledge
Doink! And he's for the ground At a hundred and seventy five miles per hour And curchunk he's impeded in head! You're dead on contact The headline in the post the next day reads, "Man killed by friend"
cut the article out and they laugh about it at the office And forever remembered as the poodle man! "I knew the poodle man and he hated poodles"
New york you to live life moment to moment And street by street and beat to Because we've all played that street ot street in New York we? Yes we have, good block, bad block, good block, bad block Gun block, crack block, block, poodle block! Poodle block
'Cause most think, "Life sucks, and then you die" I disagree, I think life sucks, you get cancer Then you go into chemotherapy and you lose all your You feel bad about yourself, then all of the The goes into remission
You look good, you good, you're going great And all of the you have a stroke, you can't move your right side And one day you step off the curb at 68th by center and bang You get hit by a bus and then, maybe, you die
Because I think Jim Hensen said it when he said "Anybody got any I think I got a cold" And a chill filled the room, we all have this incredible To the muppets, don't we? "We love the muppets! so cute!"
Did you about Jim Hensen's funeral? Here in New York city, huh? Kermit the frog and big bird sang "It's not being green" At Jim Hensen's funeral, if I'm years old When I kick the bucket and a fucking sock is at my funeral
I'm pop out of the coffin and go "Hey! What the Hell is this about? Sammy Jr. gets Frank Sinatra And I get a sock? I'm pissed off now!