Luyện nghe bài hát Death

I'm sick and tired of my generation blamed
For the state of the planet, I'm sick of my generation called
TV generation', "Well all you guys do is watch TV"
What did you expect? We watched lee oswald get shot

on tv one Sunday morning, we were afraid to change
The fucking channel for the next years
"This show sucks", "Yeah, but somebody might get
During the commercial, now on!

what's wrong with this country, we always shoot the wrong guys
We shoot J F K, we R F K and it comes to teddy, we go
"Ahh, him alone, he'll fuck it up himself, no problem, you know"
Biggest target in the whole Kennedy family

Nobody takes a shot on me, he about seven thousand pounds
You could shoot a bullet in Los Angeles and hit him in the ass in
Five minutes later, he'd be on the lawn
At the Kennedy compound going, "Ah a bullet in my ass, ah"

Ted kennedy, senator, but a bad date
You know what I'm saying, folks? One of guys who gets home
At four o'clock in the and goes, "What did I forget?
Oh! The fucking girl! What's the with me?
Jesus, where are my Holy shit!

Because I'll tell you folks, we got a real with guns
In this country, we have people
twice, three, four, five times a year, right?
People just snap, they take it anymore, they just snap

go into Mcdonalds and kill fifteen people
I mean what the fuck is on down at the post office?
six months some guy gets fired, comes back
And all his co-workers

If I at the post office as a supervisor
I wouldn't lay anybody off for the next twenty-five fucking
I'd walk around going, "Hanrahan, what're you doing?" "Nothing"
"Well, keep it up, you're doing a job! Jesus, I'll tell ya"

And I am sick and tired for New city taking the blame
In this country for the crime problem, you
Whenever you read a fact chart, it always Detroit leads the world
In rape and murder and else, but New York takes the blame

"New york's a cess pool, it's a pool of filth and crime
We're moving", "Hey! I just here four years ago
And I'm not leaving, because this is the most exciting
In the to live"

Oh yeah! Yeah! are so many ways to die in New York city
Come on! riots, drive by shootings, subway crashes
cranes collapsing on the sidewalks
Manhole blowing up, asbestos shooting into the sky

We had a subway crash here a of years ago
Five died, the next day they found the driver was drunk
And hooked on crack, folks, this Disneyland
Look like a fucking bike ride, it?

"Your drive today is Edward, he's drunk and on crack
The man sitting to you has a loaded nine-millimeter
luck, folks!", "Honey, get the camera!"
This is be fucking great!"

Yeah, I love living in New York, man and people who in New York
We wear that like a badge right on our sleeve because we know
That fact everybody! "I was in vietnam"
"So what? I in New York!", "Really?

Yeah, 'cause New teaches you to live life the way
It be lived, moment to moment, yes
Because every moment in New York could be your
Oh yeah,

You could be walking down the street
Feeling good about yourself, drink free, free
Looking forward to the
And somebody accidently nudges their poodle off of a 75th ledge

Doink! And he's headed for the
At a hundred and seventy thousand miles per hour
And curchunk he's impeded in your head! You're dead on
The headline in the post the next day reads, "Man by best friend"

People cut the article out and laugh about it at the office
And you're remembered as the poodle man!
"I knew the poodle man and he hated poodles"

New york teaches you to live life to moment
And street by street and beat to
Because all played that street ot street game in New York
Haven't we? Yes we have, block, bad block, good block, bad block
Gun block, crack block, asbestos block, poodle block! Poodle

most people think, "Life sucks, and then you die"
I disagree, I think life sucks, you get cancer
Then you go into and you lose all your hair
You feel bad yourself, then all of the sudden
The cancer into remission

You look good, you good, you're going great
And all of the sudden you have a stroke, you can't move your right
And one day you step off the curb at 68th by Lincoln center and
You get hit by a bus and then, maybe, you die

Because I think Jim Hensen it best when he said
"Anybody got any aspirin? I I got a cold"
And a chill filled the room, we all have incredible attachment
To the muppets, don't we? "We love the muppets! so cute!"

Did you hear Jim Hensen's funeral? Here in New York city, huh?
the frog and big bird sang "It's not easy being green"
At Jim Hensen's funeral, if I'm fifty-six old
I kick the bucket and a fucking sock is singing at my funeral

I'm gonna pop out of the and go
"Hey! What the Hell is this about? Davis Jr. gets Frank Sinatra
And I get a sock?
I'm pissed off now!