Luyện nghe bài hát Death

I'm sick and of my generation getting blamed
For the state of the planet, I'm sick of my getting called
TV generation', "Well all you guys do is watch TV"
What did you expect? We lee harvey oswald get shot

Live on tv one Sunday morning, we were to change
The channel for the next thirty years
"This sucks", "Yeah, but somebody might get shot
During the commercial, now on!

That's what's wrong with this country, we always shoot the wrong
We shoot J F K, we R F K and it comes to teddy, we go
"Ahh, leave him alone, he'll it up himself, no problem, you know"
Biggest target in the whole goddamn Kennedy

Nobody a shot on me, he weighs about seven thousand pounds
You could a bullet in Los Angeles and hit him in the ass in Boston
Five later, he'd be standing on the lawn
At the compound going, "Ah There's a bullet in my ass, ah"

Ted kennedy, good senator, but a bad
You know I'm saying, folks? One of those guys who gets home
At four o'clock in the and goes, "What did I forget?
Oh! The fucking girl! the matter with me?
Jesus, where are my pants? shit!

Because I'll tell you folks, we got a real problem guns
In this country, we have snapping
Almost twice, three, four, five a year, right?
People snap, they can't take it anymore, they just snap

They go into and kill fifteen people
I mean what the fuck is going on down at the post
six months some guy gets fired, comes back
And kills all his

If I at the post office as a supervisor
I wouldn't lay anybody off for the next fucking years
I'd walk around going, "Hanrahan, what're you doing?" "Nothing"
"Well, keep it up, you're doing a job! Jesus, I'll tell ya"

And I am sick and tired for New York city the blame
In this country for the problem, you know
Whenever you read a fact chart, it always says leads the world
In and murder and everything else, but New York takes the blame

"New york's a cess pool, it's a cess pool of and crime
We're moving", "Hey! I moved here four years ago
And I'm not leaving, because this is the most place
In the to live"

Oh yeah! Yeah! There are so many ways to die in New York
on! Race riots, drive by shootings, subway crashes
Construction cranes collapsing on the
Manhole covers blowing up, asbestos shooting the sky

We had a subway crash here a couple of ago
people died, the next day they found the driver was drunk
And hooked on crack, folks, makes Disneyland
like a fucking bike ride, doesn't it?

"Your drive today is Edward, drunk and hooked on crack
The man sitting next to you has a nine-millimeter
luck, folks!", "Honey, get the camera!"
This is gonna be great!"

Yeah, I love living in New York, man and people who live in New
We wear that fact a badge right on our sleeve because we know
That fact everybody! "I was in vietnam"
"So what? I in New York!", "Really?

Yeah, 'cause New York teaches you to life the way
It should be lived, to moment, yes
Because every moment in New York could be your
Oh yeah,

You could be down the street tomorrow
Feeling good yourself, drink free, drug free
Looking to the future
And somebody accidently nudges poodle off of a 75th floor ledge

Doink! And he's for the ground
At a and seventy five thousand miles per hour
And curchunk impeded in your head! You're dead on contact
The headline in the the next day reads, "Man killed by best friend"

cut the article out and they laugh about it at the office
And you're remembered as the poodle man!
"I the poodle man and he hated fucking poodles"

New york teaches you to live life to moment
And street by and beat to beat
Because all played that street ot street game in New York
Haven't we? Yes we have, block, bad block, good block, bad block
Gun block, crack block, asbestos block, block! Poodle block

'Cause people think, "Life sucks, and then you die"
I disagree, I think life sucks, then you get
Then you go into chemotherapy and you lose all hair
You feel bad about yourself, then all of the
The goes into remission

You look good, you feel good, going great
And all of the you have a stroke, you can't move your right side
And one day you step off the curb at 68th by center and bang
You get hit by a bus and then, maybe, you die

Because I think Jim Hensen said it best when he
"Anybody got any aspirin? I I got a cold"
And a filled the room, we all have this incredible attachment
To the muppets, don't we? "We the muppets! They're so cute!"

Did you hear about Jim Hensen's funeral? Here in New York city,
Kermit the frog and big bird sang "It's not being green"
At Jim Hensen's funeral, if I'm fifty-six old
I kick the bucket and a fucking sock is singing at my funeral

I'm pop out of the coffin and go
"Hey! What the is this about? Sammy Davis Jr. gets Frank Sinatra
And I get a sock?
I'm pissed off now!