El-Pee, How's summer been? Mine's been I you had a real good time at camp Oh, yeah, I talked to Len, he everythings cool Oh, yo, I liked "End To End Burner" That little diss me thing on the internet was pretty Yeah it's sucker Uh, yeah, and I was talking, ya know, trying to sell my records to And they wouldn't it because, you know Some fat white kid figured it'd be funny to Well, you know, I wrote a little poem it and I really you like it So have your read it to you and if you guys it you can write me back
I'm a Anticon catalyst for cataclysm Tell Fox Sole, bad executive decision Your egosystem's frail, a spoon I could dissect it like Corky got his nubs on a websters dictionary A Ras Kass and a brand new MPC all them pretty buttons making wack beats To with phat beats I'd rather rock acapella I'd rather be and have a whole'lotta resent Not a rich king, a pawn, a for me to pee on out 9th street, a big sign, El-Pee got served in neon Trendy indie underground you haven't got a choice Take away your elitist buddies and you haven't got a No five thousand for radio, no hundred for adds and banners No paying record stores for all Rawkus propaganda Well-timed marketing scheme, its cool to be But if it was last year you'd be a dun or a Elliot And after your indie and the label has recouped You're broker than when Libra you crying for a record deal from Luke I you awestruck you femanine to blackball I'll be serving you 'till you're serving me ice cream in a Some fool said is an underground Canibus and LL Well that's comedy, 'cause serve all three of y'all Heard Rupert had to starve all the indie artists to your ego Running around the Bay looking for Sole your foot in your mouth I you like the Bay (castro) but think four tracks are wack Lost in the ozone and all your mixdowns like crap Hiding lack of intellect behind hipster catch phrase and Indellibles'll get a full-length 'cause you don't wanna be outshined Fine, I heard you wanna me and get fools after me The violence you ever witnessed was on Menace ll Society Try to sound deep and got masses fooled by your of rhythm I while you perpetuate your malopropism
mimmicking El-P] Yo, wha, what did he just me dun? Yo, I know man Yo, I, I don't what he just called you man Well, yo, go get the books, go get the Yo, man, apparently you must have ripped all the pages out in the dictionary man, 'cause you've used all the So I'm never gonna find out what he me? usin' big words against me? Yo, is intrepid god
I'm a hip hop artist, you style emcee sucker Had a crayon contest with kids and picked the wackest album cover Picked the wrong emcee to diss subliminally, every line Yeah, I diss you on the internet, to face and on record For the record, I know the muck which out you have stepped First you like Beatnuts, then you're mr. 4,000 syllables One bar, out of breath on a failure Gotta quit rockin' and start rockin' an asthma inhaler El-Producto, as Fox Since when do indie show up in a W-E-A box? By saying your independent, you belittle the movement Real emcee's work hard, ain't got investors to put out music Underground conspiracy, but this ain't by No Limit Mad 'cause you didn't blow up, the of your own wack gimmick But some fools bought it 'cause they don't know no better you're a hamburger pimp, only out for the cheddar Yo, what's a battle that can't freestyle? All those to imaginary emcee's, come battle me Remember in Boston, you starting calling fools And when tried to battle, you were the first to break out Well, you surely wanna battle, of course you wanna fight, you're bigger Fine, you win, we can have a contest to see who's the biggest Oh, you win again, it must feel great, I heard you don't white emcee's Traded in your Kani and X for a fresh set of Echo's and Adidas You as hip hop as Garth Brooks and as manly as gartar And if you're so creative, talk something other than yourself No, I'm not dissing New York or any of comrades in arms I'm down that posterboy Miss Piggy-lookin' leprachaun El-Pee vs. The Spice (I got 5 on scary spice) But both of y'all are in need of backup singers when it's live And I know they think you're original but follow me through portal You bit your whole styles from an underground emcee named Spread rumors about me to everyone you meet, evade a man I you're putting out an instrumental album of sitars, pots and pans You've done talking, so I know you ain't fading Sole Have boy Rupert Murdock fly you out, I'll serve you on the Wake Up Show The red-headed kingpin, step child to a little sore festering Heard you pull females when you tell'em you're a lesbian sign autographs, but all your fans are rappers The evolution will not be televised, as #1 fan becomes your master I'd love to give you a hand but all I got is a finger Farakhan won't this, so we can finish it on Jerry Springer Newsweek martyr, your rhetoric retort You outta tootsie roll under your rock, your two minutes of fame got cut FYI: artists don't have corporate luncheons Got a freestyle and the rest of your style is (studio punch-ins) The dun-crusher busts fresh overly when I And those so-called freestyles, they all popped up on your Manipulate your connects so they wanna see me on a But I guarantee you lyin' 'cause you know 1-on 1 get served Now it's time to pay dues when Daddy Warbucks Bought face onto the cover of the last Stress We gonna battle, so write your rhymes of time And I'll still come as fresh And keep it all in the family, like Rose, I'll take a seat Keep my name out mouths like my wax from the racks of (phat beats) Fat inflated, hope you liked my little poem And hope to hear you soon, signed, your friend, Sole