Deadpool Rap [Explicit]

Deadpool...
Deadpool...
Deadpool...

They call me Deadpool, I'm hella fast
Came to merc the bad guys and get some ass,
Got blades for days, got guns galore,
Got combo moves, evades and more.

With bear traps and hand grenades,
Pull the pistol like a maniac, right in your face,
Poppin' off caps, leave a trail of guts,
Sittin' on ma chair, scratching ma nuts,

Don't stop when I shoot, Full auto is on,
Your ass is grass and I'm mowin' the lawn,
Hot lead to the head and I won't stop,
What 'cha crew gonna do, when I hack and chop?
All these bitches are pre-madonnas,
I stuff my face with Chimichangas,
Tacos and beers, always keepin' it lose,
Hang on for a minute while I'm droppin' a deuce.

Deadpool...
Sexy motherf*cker...
Dead- Captain Deadpool...
Nah, just Deadpool

Merc with a mouth, I can't die,
One foot in the grave, but I'm still alive,
Try to kill me, I'll just revive,
Then I'll put another bullet right between your eyes.
I'm dangerous, feelin' reckless, squeeze your neck like I was a necklace.
Jump, flip and leave 'em headless,
I like my guns all big like Texas.

Hey goons, thugs and bosses,
Guess what, I brought Colossus!
Times up, better count your losses,
Kickin' that ass as my girlfriend watches.
Run away, you know that I'll chase,
Every bad guy, but 'em right in their place,
Revenge, I'm gonna give you a taste,
I'm sexy as hell, but I cover ma face.

About to take you all to school, with guns and knives,
Deadpool...
Tellin' jokes and breaking the rules,
I came for the tacos.
Deadpool...
Playin' with the ladies and the family jewels to bust a nut,
Deadpool....
'Bout to throw down with all these fools,
So come and get some.

Bring the noise, I'll bring the pain, ha!
Kickin' ass and taking names,
Payback time, I'm not playin' games,
These superpowers are feelin' strange.
I move like a freaking ninja,
Hand to hand, you know I'll end ya,
Got to swords, now I'll avenge ya,
I don't care if I offend ya.

Listen up, I got somethin' to say,
That's right, I run ma mouth all day.
Step up, take a blood bath,
Now you're tryna run and it's makin' me laugh.
Ha, ha, ha!
Where you gonna go to?
Try to hide, but you know that I'll find you,
Tippy toe, sneakin' up behind you,
I'm Deadpool, do I have to remind you?

Regenerate, because it's cool,
When I fall off a ledge,
Deadpool...
The crazy ass guards all lookin' to duel,
So click, click, boom!
Deadpool...
I don't believe in the golden rule,
I came to get laid.
Deadpool...
Note to the ladies, I'm not a tool,
I'm a sexy mother*cker.

Sexy motherf*cker...
Sexy motherf*cker...
Sexy motherf*cker...
Sexy motherf*cker...
Deadpool...
Deadpool...
Deadpool...
Deadpool...