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[Brogna / Christ]
I went to a doctor with a pain in my head
He said: "Tumor boy! Six months you're dead,
It's gonna be slow and painful
It ain't gonna be no fun"
So I went home and decided
I'll end it now my life's done
Game Over, end of the ride
It's suicide!!!
So I took out a shotgun, I put it in my mouth
I put it in too far, I gagged then ralphed
I jumped in front of a truck
I missed and only felt a breeze
Then I tried a bus, the driver stopped and said:
"Exact change, please!!!"
I survived, was still alive!
I dropped a toaster in the tub with me
It did wonders for my hair
Was gonna drive myself right off a cliff
Got lost on my way there
I took a jar of sleeping pills
But all I did was snooze
I can't do nothing right
I got the Dead Man Blues!
Can't get it right
I'm feeling so uptight
I can't die I gotta wonder why
I try and try and try but I can't die
I've got the Dead Man Blues
'Cause even if I win I lose
I threw a rope around the rafters
Around my neck, stood on a chair
The phone rings, my machine picks up
And guess who's there?
It's a message from my doctor
And he says: "Hey lucky break!
It was just a dirt on the X-ray
Whoops! I made a mistake!"
And then I slipped off the chair
And I was hanging there:
I've got the Dead Man Blues
'Cause even if I win I lose
The Dead Man Blues
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- That's That 2006
- Big Fun 2006
- Sonata #11 (Rondo Alla Turca) 2007
- Goodbye Freedom, Hello Mom 2007
- Everybody Does It 2007
- I'm With Stupid 2006
- Write That Hit 2007
- Drunken Milkmen 2006
- Scamboogery 2006
- Sonata #3 2007
- How Could I Love You 2007
- Here Comes Trouble 2007
- Grandma's House Of Babes 2007
- Mozart's Sonata #3 2006
- Logic 2006
- Drunken Milkman 2007
- Dead Man Blues 2007
- Fine Line 2006
- Tastes Just Like Chicken 2006
- Bartender 2007
- Outta Time 2006
- A Funny Thing 2007
- Beer Muscles 2007
- Swiss Army Girl 2006
- Mama Said Knock You Out 2006
- Down The Road (rock 'n' Roll Ain't Pretty) 2006
- Earache My Eye 2006
Singles
60 songs
- Don't Call Me Dude 2006
- Don't Call Me Dude 2006
- Swiss Army Girl 2006
- Mr Johnson And The Juice Crew 2006
- Big Fun 2006
- Sonata #11 (Rondo Alla Turca) 2007
- I'm With Stupid 2006
- Down With The Ship (slight Return) 2006
- Everybody Does It 2007
- That's That 2006
- Sonata #11 (Rondo Alla Turca) 2007
- Goodbye Freedom, Hello Mom 2007
- Mama Said Knock You Out 2006
- Dead Man Blues 2007
- Drunken Milkman 2007
- Everybody Does It 2007
- Goodbye Freedom, Hello Mom 2007
- Grandma's House Of Babes 2007
- Here Comes Trouble 2007
- How Could I Love You 2007
- Sonata #3 2007
- A Funny Thing 2007
- I'm With Stupid 2006
- Big Fun 2006
- Scamboogery 2006
- Logic 2006
- Mozart's Sonata #3 2006
- Tastes Just Like Chicken 2006
- Down The Road (rock 'n' Roll Ain't Pretty) 2006
- Fine Line 2006
- That's That 2006
- Outta Time 2006
- Mr Johnson And The Juice Crew 2006
- Earache My Eye 2006
- Drunken Milkmen 2006
- Write That Hit 2007
- Write That Hit 2007
- Earache My Eye 2006
- Down The Road (rock 'n' Roll Ain't Pretty) 2006
- Mama Said Knock You Out 2006
- Swiss Army Girl 2006
- Beer Muscles 2007
- A Funny Thing 2007
- Outta Time 2006
- Bartender 2007
- Tastes Just Like Chicken 2006
- Fine Line 2006
- Dead Man Blues 2007
- Beer Muscles 2007
- Drunken Milkmen 2006
- Scamboogery 2006
- Sonata #3 2007
- How Could I Love You 2007
- Here Comes Trouble 2007
- Grandma's House Of Babes 2007
- Mozart's Sonata #3 2006
- Logic 2006
- Drunken Milkman 2007
- Down With The Ship (slight Return) 2006
- Bartender 2007
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