I understand it Everything was so well The fur on my cat was just starting to grow I had gotten my new color membership card Into the James Get An Overnight Fan Club Complete with autographed pictures A blue jean jacket And the first, the most serious, of strange, but very Twisted Sister LP's Then, I get letter, from my dentist It Mr. Dean You tried to run and Said you'd be back in a few months How you lied? got to come down Put those feet in your Got to come And cryin' those DDS blues Now I'm bummed I have to take the whole day off my job With the No Brag, Just That, Security Alarm Where our is "The only you'll have to make is Who in after the snake in the morning?" Then, I that sound You know, the one That can put a booger look on a So, I this letter to my dentist It Dr. Bean, Got your today Read it once, it out, ain't nothin' left to say got to go down Put your feet in my Ain't gonna go ''cause you got me singin' those DDS So Just The time your dentist tracks you down And that curiously strong of panic runs over the length of your body Just slip the spirit world yourself a letter And address it to local Doctor of Dental Science Hey here If you let it We'll want you in a few short months You just can't run and You got to sit Start the news You got to sit And start those DDS blues