I can't it Everything was so well The fur on my cat was starting to grow back I had just gotten my new color card Into the Dean Get An Overnight Fan Club Complete with autographed pictures A faded blue jacket And the first, the most serious, of strange, but cool Twisted Sister LP's Then, I get letter, from my dentist It Mr. Dean You tried to run and you'd be back in a few short months How you lied? got to come down Put those feet in your Got to come And cryin' those DDS blues Now I'm really I have to the whole day off from my job With the No Brag, That, Security Alarm Company our motto is "The only decision you'll to make is Who goes in after the in the morning?" Then, I remembered that You know, the one can put a booger look on a pit-bull So, I this letter to my dentist It Dr. Bean, Got your today Read it once, tossed it out, ain't left to say got to go down Put your in my shoes Ain't gonna go ''cause you got me those DDS blues So remember The next time your dentist tracks you And that curiously strong of panic over the entire length of your body Just slip into the world Write yourself a And it to your local Doctor of Dental Science Hey lookee If you let it We'll want you back in a few months You can't run and hide You got to sit spreadin' the news You got to sit And start those DDS blues