I understand it was going so well The fur on my cat was just to grow back I had gotten my new color membership card Into the Dean Get An Overnight Fan Club Complete with personalized pictures A faded blue jacket And the first, the serious, of strange, but very cool Twisted Dance LP's Then, I get letter, from my dentist It Well Mr. You tried to run and Said you'd be back in a few short How you lied? You've got to down Put feet in your shoes Got to down And start cryin' DDS blues Now I'm bummed I have to take the whole day off my job With the No Brag, Just That, Security Company Where our is "The only decision have to make is Who goes in the snake in the morning?" Then, I that sound You know, the one That can put a booger on a pit-bull So, I send this letter to my It Dr. Bean, Got your today Read it once, tossed it out, ain't left to say Ain't got to go Put your feet in my Ain't go down ''cause you got me singin' DDS blues So Just The next time your dentist tracks you And that curiously feeling of panic runs the entire length of your body slip into the spirit world Write yourself a And address it to your local of Dental Science Hey here If you let it We'll want you in a few short months You just run and hide You got to sit Start the news You got to sit And start singin' those DDS