I understand it was going so well The fur on my cat was just starting to grow I had just gotten my new color card Into the James Dean Get An Overnight Fan Complete with personalized autographed A faded blue jean And the first, the most serious, of strange, but very Twisted Dance LP's Then, I get letter, from my dentist It Well Mr. You tried to run and Said you'd be in a few short months How come you You've got to come Put those feet in your Got to down And cryin' those DDS blues Now I'm really I have to take the whole day off my job With the No Brag, Just That, Security Alarm Where our is "The decision you'll have to make is Who goes in after the in the morning?" Then, I remembered that You know, the one That can put a look on a pit-bull So, I send letter to my dentist It Dr. Bean, Got your today Read it once, tossed it out, nothin' left to say Ain't got to go Put your feet in my gonna go down ''cause you got me singin' those DDS So Just The next time dentist tracks you down And curiously strong feeling of panic runs the entire length of your body Just slip into the world yourself a letter And it to your local Doctor of Dental Science Hey here If you let it We'll want you back in a few months You just can't run and You got to sit Start spreadin' the You got to sit And singin' those DDS blues