I understand it Everything was going so The fur on my cat was just starting to grow I had just gotten my new membership card Into the James Get An Overnight Fan Club Complete with personalized pictures A faded jean jacket And the first, the most serious, of strange, but cool Sister Dance LP's Then, I get this letter, my dentist It Mr. Dean You tried to run and you'd be back in a few short months How you lied? You've got to come Put those feet in your Got to down And start cryin' DDS blues Now I'm really I to take the whole day off from my job With the No Brag, Just That, Security Company Where our is "The decision you'll have to make is Who goes in the snake in the morning?" Then, I remembered sound You know, the one That can put a booger on a pit-bull So, I send letter to my dentist It Dr. Bean, Got your notice Read it once, tossed it out, ain't left to say Ain't got to go Put your in my shoes Ain't go down ''cause you got me singin' DDS blues So Just The next your dentist tracks you down And that curiously strong of panic over the entire length of your body Just slip into the world Write yourself a And address it to your local Doctor of Dental Hey here If you let it We'll want you back in a few months You just can't run and You got to sit spreadin' the news You got to sit And start singin' those DDS