Luyện nghe bài hát Dazzle Camouflage

Oh me a break!
I couldn't a wink last night, it was making me mental.
I I can't believe that I, Ed Grimely,
was asked to perform for the amazing middle school annual PTA pancake supper.
Like I suppose you do better than that, no way.
It's almost as insane as the I got to meet Pat Sejak,
who's a pretty guy I must say.
Oh and one thing- today be about Pat Sejak, no way,
but then again, maybe it should, difficult to say, no,

Today's
about


Today's
Dazzle

I'm knocking dead!
You made Shane laugh so hard, gatorade came out his nose.
My dad is helping me get my script together my mom helps me get my hair stuck up into a point!
My costume is perfect a collared buttoned to the top and high waisted pants with just a hint of mooseknuckle.
he enjoys.
You what mooseknuckle is don't you?
toe for boys!

I am a very gentle kid.
my brother is out playing baseball,
I spend hours lying on the living room floor reading the encyclopedia Britannica or tenderly pressing my lips to the of our TV console
When James T. Kirk is on the other side of the glass.
One my mother flies in my bedroom and demands
"Why are there lipmarks all the TV set?"
For I can not fully explain, something inside me says "don't tell her"

One day, I'm looking through the encyclopedia trying to a picture of Michaelangelo's David, when I stumble across a passage about-
Camouflage

In WWI, the military used to paint battle ships with wild patterns.
This dazzle camouflage confused the enemy's rangefinders, so boats could hide in plain sight, and bomber planes would just pass them by.

A goes off.
If I could everyone around me, I could hide in plain sight.
Then, maybe I would hear Shane say, "Dude, you're funny" instead of "Dude, you're a faggot"

So I tuck away quiet me, sensitive me. And I become me!
And I have a million different in my razzle dazzle deck

Clown Camouflage!
Look at me, I drivers ed!
Joe Camouflage!
This field sucks!
Camouflage!

Yup, I have girlfriends, from second all the way to my junior year of college.
Hey, wanna come over school? We can watch MTV
The hours I spend holding hands with girls was equaled only by the hours I in my bedroom making my action figures go at it.

Batman, do you me?
I do Lantern!
Lantern, you said you loved me!
Aquaman? I did not see you standing there! Have you working out?

I am so at dazzle camouflage, I'm like a one man Ed Sullivan show!
Do the Frog!
Hi Ho, it's the Muppet show, with our very special guest, Ms. Van Ark, yay!
Do Simpson!
Marge, I ate all Lisa's
Pee Wee Herman!
Sure he's not too good today!
Kahn!
Darling, I would not normally ask this, but while you're down there, would you mind terribly my shoe?
Whoa dude, are you being a What about Ed Grimely?
Ed Grimely!
I must say I must say like today should be Pat Sejak! (Dazzle camouflage in background)
No way, but then again, maybe it should, it's to say.
No, is about the Suncoast middle school annual PTA pancake supper.

the pancake supper, I'm riding home in the car with my parents. They're so proud, and happy.
We get home, I off my sweaty makeshift costume, take a shower, and go into my room and lock the door.
I'm so tired. Tired from constantly scanning to see if anyone will ever be able to put together the truth: Shane Fessler is right.
Keeping a secret is a time job and I am exhausted.
I pull out my tattered Speedo catalogue in between my mattress and box spring.
One day, I will be in the arms of a real man.
I my eyes. I am so tired.