Luyện nghe bài hát Dazzle Camouflage

Oh me a break!
I couldn't sleep a last night, it was making me mental.
I mean I can't believe I, Ed Grimely,
was to perform for the amazing Suncoast middle school annual PTA pancake supper.
I suppose you could do better than that, no way.
It's as insane as the time I got to meet Pat Sejak,
a pretty decent guy I must say.
Oh and one thing- today should be Pat Sejak, no way,
but again, maybe it should, it's difficult to say, no,

Today's
Today's


Today's
Camouflage

I'm them dead!
You made Shane laugh so hard, gatorade came out his nose.
My dad is me get my script together while my mom helps me get my hair stuck up into a point!
My costume is perfect a collared buttoned to the top and high waisted pants with just a hint of mooseknuckle.
he enjoys.
You know what mooseknuckle is don't
toe for boys!

I am a very sensitive kid.
my brother is out playing baseball,
I spend hours lying on the room floor reading the encyclopedia Britannica or tenderly pressing my lips to the screen of our TV console
When Captain James T. is on the other side of the glass.
One morning my mother flies in my and demands
"Why are there lipmarks all the TV set?"
For reasons I can not fully explain, something inside me says "don't her"

One day, I'm looking through the trying to find a picture of Michaelangelo's David, when I stumble across a passage about-
Dazzle

In WWI, the military used to paint battle with wild eye-catching patterns.
This dazzle camouflage the enemy's rangefinders, so huge boats could hide in plain sight, and bomber planes would just pass them by.

A lightbulb off.
If I could everyone around me, I could hide in plain sight.
Then, maybe I would hear Shane Fessler say, "Dude, funny" instead of "Dude, you're a faggot"

So I away quiet me, sensitive me. And I become dazzle me!
And I have a million cards in my razzle dazzle deck

Class Camouflage!
at me, I teach drivers ed!
Joe Camouflage!
This field sucks!
Camouflage!

Yup, I have girlfriends, second grade all the way to my junior year of college.
Hey, wanna come over school? We can watch MTV
The hours I spend holding hands with girls was equaled only by the hours I spend in my bedroom making my figures go at it.

Batman, do you me?
I do Lantern!
Green Lantern, you you loved me!
Aquaman? I did not see you standing there! Have you been working

I am so good at dazzle camouflage, I'm like a one man Ed show!
Do the Frog!
Hi Ho, it's the Muppet show, with our special guest, Ms. Joan Van Ark, yay!
Do Simpson!
Marge, I ate all Lisa's
Pee Wee Herman!
he's not feeling too good today!
Kahn!
Darling, I would not normally ask this, but you're down there, would you mind terribly tying my shoe?
Whoa dude, are you being a girl? about Ed Grimely?
Ed Grimely!
I must say I must say like should be about Pat Sejak! (Dazzle camouflage in background)
No way, but again, maybe it should, it's difficult to say.
No, is about the Suncoast middle school annual PTA pancake supper.

After the pancake supper, I'm riding in the car with my parents. They're so proud, and happy.
We get home, I peel off my sweaty makeshift costume, a shower, and go into my room and lock the door.
I'm so tired. Tired from constantly scanning to see if anyone will ever be to put together the truth: that Shane Fessler is right.
Keeping a is a full time job and I am exhausted.
I out my tattered Speedo catalogue from in between my mattress and box spring.
One day, I be in the arms of a real speedo man.
I my eyes. I am so tired.