Luyện nghe bài hát Dazzle Camouflage

Oh me a break!
I couldn't sleep a wink last night, it was me mental.
I mean I believe that I, Ed Grimely,
was asked to perform for the amazing Suncoast middle annual PTA pancake supper.
I suppose you could do better than that, no way.
It's almost as insane as the time I got to Pat Sejak,
who's a decent guy I must say.
Oh and one thing- should be about Pat Sejak, no way,
but then again, maybe it should, it's to say, no,

Today's
about


Today's
Camouflage

I'm knocking dead!
You made Shane Fessler laugh so hard, gatorade out his nose.
My dad is helping me get my script together my mom helps me get my hair stuck up into a point!
My costume is perfect a collared buttoned to the top and high waisted pants with just a hint of mooseknuckle.
he enjoys.
You what mooseknuckle is don't you?
toe for boys!

I am a very gentle kid.
my brother is out playing baseball,
I spend hours lying on the living room floor reading the encyclopedia Britannica or tenderly pressing my lips to the screen of our TV
When Captain James T. Kirk is on the other of the glass.
One morning my mother flies in my and demands
"Why are there lipmarks all the TV set?"
For I can not fully explain, something inside me says "don't tell her"

One day, I'm looking through the encyclopedia trying to find a picture of Michaelangelo's David, when I across a passage about-
Dazzle

In WWI, the military to paint battle ships with wild eye-catching patterns.
This dazzle camouflage the enemy's rangefinders, so huge boats could hide in plain sight, and bomber planes would just pass them by.

A lightbulb off.
If I dazzle everyone around me, I could hide in plain sight.
Then, maybe I would hear Shane Fessler say, "Dude, you're funny" of "Dude, you're a faggot"

So I tuck away me, sensitive me. And I become dazzle me!
And I a million different cards in my razzle dazzle deck

Clown Camouflage!
Look at me, I teach ed!
Joe Camouflage!
field trip sucks!
Camouflage!

Yup, I have girlfriends, second grade all the way to my junior year of college.
Hey, wanna come after school? We can watch MTV
The hours I spend holding hands with girls was equaled only by the I spend in my bedroom making my action figures go at it.

Batman, do you me?
I do Lantern!
Green Lantern, you said you me!
Aquaman? I did not see you standing there! Have you been working

I am so good at camouflage, I'm like a one man Ed Sullivan show!
Do the Frog!
Hi Ho, the Muppet show, with our very special guest, Ms. Joan Van Ark, yay!
Do Simpson!
Marge, I ate all lunchbox
Pee Wee Herman!
Sure he's not too good today!
Kahn!
Darling, I would not normally ask this, but while you're there, would you mind terribly tying my shoe?
dude, are you being a girl? What about Ed Grimely?
Ed Grimely!
I say I must say like today should be about Pat Sejak! (Dazzle camouflage in background)
No way, but then again, maybe it should, it's to say.
No, today is the Suncoast middle school annual PTA pancake supper.

the pancake supper, I'm riding home in the car with my parents. They're so proud, and happy.
We get home, I peel off my sweaty makeshift costume, take a shower, and go my room and lock the door.
I'm so tired. Tired from constantly scanning to see if anyone will ever be able to put together the that Shane Fessler is right.
a secret is a full time job and I am exhausted.
I pull out my tattered Speedo catalogue from in my mattress and box spring.
One day, I will be in the arms of a speedo man.
I my eyes. I am so tired.