Luyện nghe bài hát Dazzle Camouflage

Oh me a break!
I couldn't sleep a last night, it was making me mental.
I mean I believe that I, Ed Grimely,
was asked to perform for the amazing Suncoast middle school annual PTA supper.
Like I suppose you could do than that, no way.
almost as insane as the time I got to meet Pat Sejak,
who's a pretty guy I must say.
Oh and one thing- should be about Pat Sejak, no way,
but again, maybe it should, it's difficult to say, no,

Today's
about


Today's
Camouflage

I'm them dead!
You Shane Fessler laugh so hard, gatorade came out his nose.
My dad is helping me get my script while my mom helps me get my hair stuck up into a point!
My costume is perfect a collared shirt buttoned to the top and high waisted with just a hint of mooseknuckle.
he enjoys.
You know what is don't you?
toe for boys!

I am a gentle sensitive kid.
While my brother is out baseball,
I spend hours lying on the living room floor the encyclopedia Britannica or tenderly pressing my lips to the screen of our TV console
When Captain James T. is on the other side of the glass.
One morning my flies in my bedroom and demands
"Why are there all over the TV set?"
For reasons I can not explain, something inside me says "don't tell her"

One day, I'm looking through the encyclopedia trying to a picture of Michaelangelo's David, when I stumble across a passage about-
Camouflage

In WWI, the military used to paint battle ships with eye-catching patterns.
This dazzle camouflage confused the enemy's rangefinders, so huge boats could in plain sight, and bomber planes would just pass them by.

A lightbulb off.
If I could dazzle everyone me, I could hide in plain sight.
Then, maybe I would hear Shane Fessler say, "Dude, funny" instead of "Dude, you're a faggot"

So I tuck away quiet me, sensitive me. And I become me!
And I have a million different in my razzle dazzle deck

Class Camouflage!
Look at me, I teach ed!
Joe Camouflage!
This field sucks!
Camouflage!

Yup, I have girlfriends, from second all the way to my junior year of college.
Hey, wanna come over after school? We can MTV
The hours I spend holding hands with girls was equaled only by the I spend in my bedroom making my action figures go at it.

Batman, do you me?
I do Lantern!
Lantern, you said you loved me!
Aquaman? I did not see you standing there! Have you been working

I am so good at dazzle camouflage, I'm like a one man Ed show!
Do the Frog!
Hi Ho, it's the Muppet show, with our very special guest, Ms. Van Ark, yay!
Do Simpson!
Marge, I ate all Lisa's
Pee Wee Herman!
Sure he's not too good today!
Kahn!
Darling, I would not normally ask this, but while you're down there, would you mind tying my shoe?
Whoa dude, are you being a girl? What about Ed
Ed Grimely!
I must say I say like today should be about Pat Sejak! (Dazzle camouflage in background)
No way, but then again, it should, it's difficult to say.
No, today is about the Suncoast middle school PTA pancake supper.

After the supper, I'm riding home in the car with my parents. They're so proud, and happy.
We get home, I peel off my sweaty costume, take a shower, and go into my room and lock the door.
I'm so tired. Tired from constantly scanning to see if anyone will ever be to put together the truth: that Shane Fessler is right.
Keeping a secret is a time job and I am exhausted.
I out my tattered Speedo catalogue from in between my mattress and box spring.
One day, I will be in the arms of a real man.
I my eyes. I am so tired.