Luyện nghe bài hát Dazzle Camouflage

Oh me a break!
I couldn't sleep a last night, it was making me mental.
I mean I believe that I, Ed Grimely,
was asked to perform for the amazing Suncoast middle annual PTA pancake supper.
I suppose you could do better than that, no way.
It's as insane as the time I got to meet Pat Sejak,
who's a decent guy I must say.
Oh and one thing- today be about Pat Sejak, no way,
but then again, maybe it should, difficult to say, no,

Today's
Today's


Today's
Dazzle

I'm them dead!
You made Shane Fessler laugh so hard, gatorade out his nose.
My dad is helping me get my script together while my mom helps me get my hair stuck up a point!
My costume is perfect a collared shirt buttoned to the top and waisted pants with just a hint of mooseknuckle.
he enjoys.
You know what mooseknuckle is you?
toe for boys!

I am a very gentle kid.
While my is out playing baseball,
I spend hours lying on the living floor reading the encyclopedia Britannica or tenderly pressing my lips to the screen of our TV console
When Captain T. Kirk is on the other side of the glass.
One morning my mother flies in my and demands
"Why are there all over the TV set?"
For reasons I can not fully explain, something me says "don't tell her"

One day, I'm looking the encyclopedia trying to find a picture of Michaelangelo's David, when I stumble across a passage about-
Camouflage

In WWI, the military used to paint ships with wild eye-catching patterns.
This dazzle camouflage confused the enemy's rangefinders, so huge could hide in plain sight, and bomber planes would just pass them by.

A goes off.
If I could dazzle everyone me, I could hide in plain sight.
Then, I would hear Shane Fessler say, "Dude, you're funny" instead of "Dude, you're a faggot"

So I tuck away quiet me, sensitive me. And I become me!
And I a million different cards in my razzle dazzle deck

Clown Camouflage!
Look at me, I drivers ed!
Joe Camouflage!
This field sucks!
Camouflage!

Yup, I have girlfriends, from second grade all the way to my junior of college.
Hey, wanna come over after school? We can MTV
The hours I spend holding hands with girls was only by the hours I spend in my bedroom making my action figures go at it.

Batman, do you me?
I do Lantern!
Green Lantern, you you loved me!
Aquaman? I did not see you there! Have you been working out?

I am so at dazzle camouflage, I'm like a one man Ed Sullivan show!
Do the Frog!
Hi Ho, it's the Muppet show, with our special guest, Ms. Joan Van Ark, yay!
Do Simpson!
Marge, I ate all Lisa's
Pee Wee Herman!
Sure he's not feeling too today!
Kahn!
Darling, I would not normally ask this, but while you're down there, would you terribly tying my shoe?
dude, are you being a girl? What about Ed Grimely?
Ed Grimely!
I must say I must say like today should be Pat Sejak! (Dazzle camouflage in background)
No way, but then again, maybe it should, difficult to say.
No, today is about the Suncoast middle school annual PTA supper.

After the pancake supper, I'm riding home in the car with my parents. so proud, and happy.
We get home, I peel off my sweaty makeshift costume, take a shower, and go my room and lock the door.
I'm so tired. Tired from constantly scanning to see if anyone will ever be able to put together the that Shane Fessler is right.
Keeping a secret is a time job and I am exhausted.
I pull out my tattered Speedo catalogue from in between my and box spring.
One day, I will be in the of a real speedo man.
I my eyes. I am so tired.