Luyện nghe bài hát Dazzle Camouflage

Oh me a break!
I couldn't sleep a wink last night, it was me mental.
I mean I believe that I, Ed Grimely,
was asked to perform for the amazing Suncoast school annual PTA pancake supper.
Like I suppose you could do better that, no way.
almost as insane as the time I got to meet Pat Sejak,
who's a pretty decent guy I say.
Oh and one today should be about Pat Sejak, no way,
but then again, it should, it's difficult to say, no,

about
Today's


Today's
Dazzle

I'm knocking dead!
You made Shane Fessler so hard, gatorade came out his nose.
My dad is helping me get my script together my mom helps me get my hair stuck up into a point!
My costume is perfect a collared shirt buttoned to the top and high waisted pants with just a of mooseknuckle.
he enjoys.
You know what mooseknuckle is you?
toe for boys!

I am a gentle sensitive kid.
my brother is out playing baseball,
I spend hours lying on the living room floor reading the encyclopedia Britannica or tenderly pressing my lips to the of our TV console
When Captain James T. is on the other side of the glass.
One my mother flies in my bedroom and demands
"Why are there all over the TV set?"
For reasons I can not fully explain, something inside me "don't tell her"

One day, I'm looking through the trying to find a picture of Michaelangelo's David, when I stumble across a passage about-
Dazzle

In WWI, the military to paint battle ships with wild eye-catching patterns.
This dazzle camouflage confused the enemy's rangefinders, so huge could hide in plain sight, and bomber planes would just pass them by.

A lightbulb off.
If I could dazzle everyone around me, I hide in plain sight.
Then, maybe I would hear Fessler say, "Dude, you're funny" instead of "Dude, you're a faggot"

So I tuck away quiet me, me. And I become dazzle me!
And I have a million cards in my razzle dazzle deck

Clown Camouflage!
Look at me, I teach ed!
Joe Camouflage!
This trip sucks!
Camouflage!

Yup, I have girlfriends, from second all the way to my junior year of college.
Hey, wanna come over after school? We can MTV
The hours I spend holding hands with girls was equaled only by the hours I spend in my bedroom making my figures go at it.

Batman, do you me?
I do Lantern!
Lantern, you said you loved me!
Aquaman? I did not see you standing there! Have you been out?

I am so good at dazzle camouflage, I'm like a one man Ed show!
Do the Frog!
Hi Ho, it's the show, with our very special guest, Ms. Joan Van Ark, yay!
Do Simpson!
Marge, I ate all Lisa's
Pee Wee Herman!
Sure not feeling too good today!
Kahn!
Darling, I would not normally ask this, but you're down there, would you mind terribly tying my shoe?
Whoa dude, are you being a girl? about Ed Grimely?
Ed Grimely!
I must say I must say like should be about Pat Sejak! (Dazzle camouflage in background)
No way, but again, maybe it should, it's difficult to say.
No, today is about the middle school annual PTA pancake supper.

After the pancake supper, I'm riding home in the car my parents. They're so proud, and happy.
We get home, I peel off my makeshift costume, take a shower, and go into my room and lock the door.
I'm so tired. Tired from constantly to see if anyone will ever be able to put together the truth: that Shane Fessler is right.
a secret is a full time job and I am exhausted.
I pull out my Speedo catalogue from in between my mattress and box spring.
One day, I will be in the arms of a real man.
I my eyes. I am so tired.