Luyện nghe bài hát Dazzle Camouflage

Oh me a break!
I couldn't sleep a wink last night, it was me mental.
I mean I can't that I, Ed Grimely,
was asked to perform for the amazing Suncoast middle school PTA pancake supper.
I suppose you could do better than that, no way.
It's as insane as the time I got to meet Pat Sejak,
who's a pretty decent guy I say.
Oh and one thing- today should be Pat Sejak, no way,
but again, maybe it should, it's difficult to say, no,

about
Today's


Today's
Dazzle

I'm knocking dead!
You made Shane Fessler laugh so hard, came out his nose.
My dad is helping me get my script while my mom helps me get my hair stuck up into a point!
My costume is perfect a collared shirt buttoned to the top and high pants with just a hint of mooseknuckle.
he enjoys.
You know what mooseknuckle is don't
toe for boys!

I am a very gentle kid.
my brother is out playing baseball,
I spend hours lying on the living room floor reading the Britannica or tenderly pressing my lips to the screen of our TV console
When Captain James T. Kirk is on the side of the glass.
One morning my mother in my bedroom and demands
"Why are there lipmarks all the TV set?"
For reasons I can not fully explain, something inside me "don't tell her"

One day, I'm looking through the encyclopedia trying to find a picture of David, when I stumble across a passage about-
Dazzle

In WWI, the used to paint battle ships with wild eye-catching patterns.
This dazzle camouflage confused the enemy's rangefinders, so huge boats could hide in sight, and bomber planes would just pass them by.

A goes off.
If I could dazzle around me, I could hide in plain sight.
Then, maybe I would hear Fessler say, "Dude, you're funny" instead of "Dude, you're a faggot"

So I away quiet me, sensitive me. And I become dazzle me!
And I have a million different in my razzle dazzle deck

Class Camouflage!
at me, I teach drivers ed!
Joe Camouflage!
This field sucks!
Camouflage!

Yup, I have girlfriends, from grade all the way to my junior year of college.
Hey, wanna come over school? We can watch MTV
The hours I spend holding hands with girls was equaled only by the hours I in my bedroom making my action figures go at it.

Batman, do you me?
I do Lantern!
Lantern, you said you loved me!
Aquaman? I did not see you standing there! Have you been working

I am so good at dazzle camouflage, I'm a one man Ed Sullivan show!
Do the Frog!
Hi Ho, the Muppet show, with our very special guest, Ms. Joan Van Ark, yay!
Do Simpson!
Marge, I ate all lunchbox
Pee Wee Herman!
he's not feeling too good today!
Kahn!
Darling, I would not normally ask this, but while you're down there, would you mind terribly tying my
Whoa dude, are you being a What about Ed Grimely?
Ed Grimely!
I must say I must say like today should be Pat Sejak! (Dazzle camouflage in background)
No way, but then again, it should, it's difficult to say.
No, today is about the Suncoast school annual PTA pancake supper.

After the pancake supper, I'm riding home in the car my parents. They're so proud, and happy.
We get home, I peel off my sweaty makeshift costume, take a shower, and go into my and lock the door.
I'm so tired. Tired from constantly scanning to see if anyone ever be able to put together the truth: that Shane Fessler is right.
Keeping a secret is a full job and I am exhausted.
I pull out my Speedo catalogue from in between my mattress and box spring.
One day, I will be in the of a real speedo man.
I my eyes. I am so tired.