Luyện nghe bài hát Dazzle Camouflage

Oh me a break!
I couldn't a wink last night, it was making me mental.
I mean I believe that I, Ed Grimely,
was asked to perform for the Suncoast middle school annual PTA pancake supper.
I suppose you could do better than that, no way.
It's almost as insane as the I got to meet Pat Sejak,
a pretty decent guy I must say.
Oh and one today should be about Pat Sejak, no way,
but then again, it should, it's difficult to say, no,

about
Today's


Today's
Dazzle

I'm them dead!
You made Fessler laugh so hard, gatorade came out his nose.
My dad is helping me get my script together while my mom helps me get my hair up into a point!
My costume is perfect a collared buttoned to the top and high waisted pants with just a hint of mooseknuckle.
he enjoys.
You know what is don't you?
toe for boys!

I am a very sensitive kid.
my brother is out playing baseball,
I spend hours lying on the living room reading the encyclopedia Britannica or tenderly pressing my lips to the screen of our TV console
When Captain James T. is on the other side of the glass.
One morning my flies in my bedroom and demands
"Why are there all over the TV set?"
For reasons I can not fully explain, something me says "don't tell her"

One day, I'm looking through the encyclopedia trying to find a of Michaelangelo's David, when I stumble across a passage about-
Camouflage

In WWI, the military to paint battle ships with wild eye-catching patterns.
This dazzle camouflage confused the enemy's rangefinders, so huge boats could hide in plain sight, and bomber planes would pass them by.

A goes off.
If I could everyone around me, I could hide in plain sight.
Then, maybe I would hear Fessler say, "Dude, you're funny" instead of "Dude, you're a faggot"

So I tuck away me, sensitive me. And I become dazzle me!
And I have a million different in my razzle dazzle deck

Clown Camouflage!
Look at me, I teach ed!
Joe Camouflage!
This trip sucks!
Camouflage!

Yup, I have girlfriends, from grade all the way to my junior year of college.
Hey, wanna over after school? We can watch MTV
The hours I spend holding hands with girls was equaled only by the hours I spend in my bedroom my action figures go at it.

Batman, do you me?
I do Lantern!
Green Lantern, you you loved me!
Aquaman? I did not see you standing there! Have you working out?

I am so good at camouflage, I'm like a one man Ed Sullivan show!
Do the Frog!
Hi Ho, it's the Muppet show, with our very guest, Ms. Joan Van Ark, yay!
Do Simpson!
Marge, I ate all Lisa's
Pee Wee Herman!
Sure he's not too good today!
Kahn!
Darling, I would not normally ask this, but while down there, would you mind terribly tying my shoe?
Whoa dude, are you being a What about Ed Grimely?
Ed Grimely!
I must say I must say like today be about Pat Sejak! (Dazzle camouflage in background)
No way, but then again, maybe it should, it's to say.
No, today is about the Suncoast middle school annual PTA supper.

After the supper, I'm riding home in the car with my parents. They're so proud, and happy.
We get home, I peel off my sweaty costume, take a shower, and go into my room and lock the door.
I'm so tired. from constantly scanning to see if anyone will ever be able to put together the truth: that Shane Fessler is right.
Keeping a secret is a full job and I am exhausted.
I pull out my tattered Speedo catalogue from in my mattress and box spring.
One day, I will be in the of a real speedo man.
I my eyes. I am so tired.