Luyện nghe bài hát Dazzle Camouflage

Oh me a break!
I couldn't a wink last night, it was making me mental.
I mean I believe that I, Ed Grimely,
was to perform for the amazing Suncoast middle school annual PTA pancake supper.
Like I you could do better than that, no way.
It's almost as insane as the I got to meet Pat Sejak,
who's a pretty decent guy I say.
Oh and one thing- today be about Pat Sejak, no way,
but then again, maybe it should, difficult to say, no,

Today's
about


Today's
Dazzle

I'm knocking dead!
You made Shane Fessler laugh so hard, gatorade out his nose.
My dad is helping me get my script together while my mom me get my hair stuck up into a point!
My costume is perfect a collared shirt buttoned to the top and high waisted pants with just a of mooseknuckle.
he enjoys.
You know what is don't you?
toe for boys!

I am a gentle sensitive kid.
While my is out playing baseball,
I spend hours lying on the living room floor reading the encyclopedia Britannica or tenderly pressing my lips to the screen of our TV
When Captain James T. Kirk is on the other of the glass.
One morning my mother in my bedroom and demands
"Why are lipmarks all over the TV set?"
For reasons I can not fully explain, something me says "don't tell her"

One day, I'm looking through the encyclopedia trying to a picture of Michaelangelo's David, when I stumble across a passage about-
Dazzle

In WWI, the military used to paint battle ships with eye-catching patterns.
This dazzle camouflage confused the enemy's rangefinders, so huge boats could hide in plain sight, and bomber planes would pass them by.

A lightbulb off.
If I could dazzle around me, I could hide in plain sight.
Then, maybe I would hear Fessler say, "Dude, you're funny" instead of "Dude, you're a faggot"

So I tuck quiet me, sensitive me. And I become dazzle me!
And I have a million cards in my razzle dazzle deck

Clown Camouflage!
Look at me, I teach ed!
Joe Camouflage!
field trip sucks!
Camouflage!

Yup, I have girlfriends, from grade all the way to my junior year of college.
Hey, wanna come over after We can watch MTV
The hours I spend hands with girls was equaled only by the hours I spend in my bedroom making my action figures go at it.

Batman, do you me?
I do Lantern!
Green Lantern, you said you me!
I did not see you standing there! Have you been working out?

I am so at dazzle camouflage, I'm like a one man Ed Sullivan show!
Do the Frog!
Hi Ho, it's the show, with our very special guest, Ms. Joan Van Ark, yay!
Do Simpson!
Marge, I ate all lunchbox
Pee Wee Herman!
Sure he's not feeling too today!
Kahn!
Darling, I would not normally ask this, but while you're down there, would you mind tying my shoe?
dude, are you being a girl? What about Ed Grimely?
Ed Grimely!
I must say I must say like should be about Pat Sejak! (Dazzle camouflage in background)
No way, but again, maybe it should, it's difficult to say.
No, today is about the Suncoast middle school PTA pancake supper.

After the supper, I'm riding home in the car with my parents. They're so proud, and happy.
We get home, I peel off my sweaty makeshift costume, take a shower, and go into my and lock the door.
I'm so tired. Tired from constantly to see if anyone will ever be able to put together the truth: that Shane Fessler is right.
Keeping a secret is a time job and I am exhausted.
I pull out my tattered Speedo catalogue from in between my and box spring.
One day, I will be in the arms of a speedo man.
I my eyes. I am so tired.