Luyện nghe bài hát Dazzle Camouflage

Oh me a break!
I sleep a wink last night, it was making me mental.
I mean I can't that I, Ed Grimely,
was asked to perform for the amazing middle school annual PTA pancake supper.
Like I you could do better than that, no way.
It's almost as insane as the time I got to Pat Sejak,
a pretty decent guy I must say.
Oh and one today should be about Pat Sejak, no way,
but again, maybe it should, it's difficult to say, no,

about
Today's


Today's
Dazzle

I'm them dead!
You made Shane laugh so hard, gatorade came out his nose.
My dad is helping me get my script together while my mom helps me get my hair up into a point!
My is perfect a collared shirt buttoned to the top and high waisted pants with just a hint of mooseknuckle.
he enjoys.
You know what mooseknuckle is you?
toe for boys!

I am a gentle sensitive kid.
While my brother is out baseball,
I spend hours lying on the living floor reading the encyclopedia Britannica or tenderly pressing my lips to the screen of our TV console
When James T. Kirk is on the other side of the glass.
One morning my mother in my bedroom and demands
"Why are there lipmarks all the TV set?"
For reasons I can not fully explain, inside me says "don't tell her"

One day, I'm looking through the encyclopedia trying to find a picture of Michaelangelo's David, I stumble across a passage about-
Camouflage

In WWI, the military used to battle ships with wild eye-catching patterns.
This dazzle camouflage confused the enemy's rangefinders, so boats could hide in plain sight, and bomber planes would just pass them by.

A goes off.
If I could everyone around me, I could hide in plain sight.
Then, maybe I would hear Shane Fessler say, "Dude, you're funny" of "Dude, you're a faggot"

So I tuck away quiet me, sensitive me. And I dazzle me!
And I have a million different cards in my razzle dazzle

Clown Camouflage!
Look at me, I drivers ed!
Joe Camouflage!
field trip sucks!
Camouflage!

Yup, I have girlfriends, from second grade all the way to my year of college.
Hey, wanna over after school? We can watch MTV
The hours I spend holding with girls was equaled only by the hours I spend in my bedroom making my action figures go at it.

Batman, do you me?
I do Lantern!
Green Lantern, you you loved me!
Aquaman? I did not see you there! Have you been working out?

I am so good at dazzle camouflage, I'm a one man Ed Sullivan show!
Do the Frog!
Hi Ho, the Muppet show, with our very special guest, Ms. Joan Van Ark, yay!
Do Simpson!
Marge, I ate all lunchbox
Pee Wee Herman!
Sure not feeling too good today!
Kahn!
Darling, I would not normally ask this, but while you're down there, would you mind terribly my shoe?
Whoa dude, are you being a girl? about Ed Grimely?
Ed Grimely!
I must say I must say like today should be Pat Sejak! (Dazzle camouflage in background)
No way, but then again, maybe it should, difficult to say.
No, is about the Suncoast middle school annual PTA pancake supper.

After the supper, I'm riding home in the car with my parents. They're so proud, and happy.
We get home, I off my sweaty makeshift costume, take a shower, and go into my room and lock the door.
I'm so tired. Tired from constantly scanning to see if anyone will ever be to put together the truth: that Shane Fessler is right.
Keeping a secret is a time job and I am exhausted.
I pull out my tattered Speedo catalogue from in between my and box spring.
One day, I will be in the arms of a speedo man.
I my eyes. I am so tired.