Luyện nghe bài hát Dazzle Camouflage

Oh me a break!
I couldn't sleep a wink last night, it was me mental.
I I can't believe that I, Ed Grimely,
was asked to perform for the amazing Suncoast middle annual PTA pancake supper.
Like I you could do better than that, no way.
It's almost as insane as the I got to meet Pat Sejak,
who's a pretty guy I must say.
Oh and one thing- today should be Pat Sejak, no way,
but then again, maybe it should, it's to say, no,

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Today's


Today's
Camouflage

I'm knocking dead!
You made Shane laugh so hard, gatorade came out his nose.
My dad is helping me get my script together while my mom helps me get my hair up into a point!
My costume is perfect a collared shirt buttoned to the top and high waisted pants just a hint of mooseknuckle.
he enjoys.
You know what is don't you?
toe for boys!

I am a very sensitive kid.
While my is out playing baseball,
I spend hours on the living room floor reading the encyclopedia Britannica or tenderly pressing my lips to the screen of our TV console
When James T. Kirk is on the other side of the glass.
One morning my flies in my bedroom and demands
"Why are there all over the TV set?"
For reasons I can not fully explain, something inside me says "don't her"

One day, I'm looking through the encyclopedia trying to find a picture of Michaelangelo's David, when I stumble across a passage
Camouflage

In WWI, the military to paint battle ships with wild eye-catching patterns.
This dazzle camouflage confused the enemy's rangefinders, so huge boats could hide in sight, and bomber planes would just pass them by.

A goes off.
If I could dazzle around me, I could hide in plain sight.
Then, maybe I would hear Fessler say, "Dude, you're funny" instead of "Dude, you're a faggot"

So I away quiet me, sensitive me. And I become dazzle me!
And I have a million different in my razzle dazzle deck

Class Camouflage!
at me, I teach drivers ed!
Joe Camouflage!
field trip sucks!
Camouflage!

Yup, I have girlfriends, from second grade all the way to my year of college.
Hey, come over after school? We can watch MTV
The hours I spend holding hands with girls was equaled only by the hours I spend in my bedroom making my action go at it.

Batman, do you me?
I do Lantern!
Green Lantern, you said you me!
Aquaman? I did not see you standing there! you been working out?

I am so good at dazzle camouflage, I'm a one man Ed Sullivan show!
Do the Frog!
Hi Ho, it's the Muppet show, our very special guest, Ms. Joan Van Ark, yay!
Do Simpson!
Marge, I ate all Lisa's
Pee Wee Herman!
Sure not feeling too good today!
Kahn!
Darling, I would not normally ask this, but while you're down there, would you mind terribly tying my
Whoa dude, are you being a What about Ed Grimely?
Ed Grimely!
I must say I must say like today should be about Pat Sejak! (Dazzle in background)
No way, but then again, maybe it should, difficult to say.
No, today is about the Suncoast middle school annual PTA supper.

After the pancake supper, I'm riding in the car with my parents. They're so proud, and happy.
We get home, I off my sweaty makeshift costume, take a shower, and go into my room and lock the door.
I'm so tired. Tired from constantly scanning to see if anyone will ever be able to put together the truth: Shane Fessler is right.
Keeping a secret is a full job and I am exhausted.
I pull out my tattered Speedo catalogue from in my mattress and box spring.
One day, I will be in the arms of a speedo man.
I my eyes. I am so tired.