Luyện nghe bài hát Dazzle Camouflage

Oh me a break!
I couldn't sleep a last night, it was making me mental.
I mean I can't believe I, Ed Grimely,
was asked to perform for the amazing Suncoast middle school PTA pancake supper.
Like I suppose you could do better that, no way.
almost as insane as the time I got to meet Pat Sejak,
who's a pretty guy I must say.
Oh and one today should be about Pat Sejak, no way,
but then again, it should, it's difficult to say, no,

about
Today's


Today's
Camouflage

I'm knocking dead!
You Shane Fessler laugh so hard, gatorade came out his nose.
My dad is helping me get my script together while my mom helps me get my hair stuck up a point!
My is perfect a collared shirt buttoned to the top and high waisted pants with just a hint of mooseknuckle.
he enjoys.
You know what is don't you?
toe for boys!

I am a very gentle kid.
my brother is out playing baseball,
I spend hours lying on the living room floor reading the encyclopedia Britannica or tenderly my lips to the screen of our TV console
When James T. Kirk is on the other side of the glass.
One morning my flies in my bedroom and demands
"Why are lipmarks all over the TV set?"
For I can not fully explain, something inside me says "don't tell her"

One day, I'm looking through the encyclopedia trying to find a of Michaelangelo's David, when I stumble across a passage about-
Camouflage

In WWI, the military used to paint battle with wild eye-catching patterns.
This dazzle camouflage confused the enemy's rangefinders, so huge boats could in plain sight, and bomber planes would just pass them by.

A goes off.
If I could dazzle around me, I could hide in plain sight.
Then, maybe I would hear Shane Fessler say, "Dude, you're funny" of "Dude, you're a faggot"

So I tuck away me, sensitive me. And I become dazzle me!
And I have a million different in my razzle dazzle deck

Class Camouflage!
Look at me, I teach ed!
Joe Camouflage!
field trip sucks!
Camouflage!

Yup, I have girlfriends, from grade all the way to my junior year of college.
Hey, wanna over after school? We can watch MTV
The hours I spend hands with girls was equaled only by the hours I spend in my bedroom making my action figures go at it.

Batman, do you me?
I do Lantern!
Green Lantern, you you loved me!
Aquaman? I did not see you standing there! you been working out?

I am so good at camouflage, I'm like a one man Ed Sullivan show!
Do the Frog!
Hi Ho, it's the Muppet show, with our very guest, Ms. Joan Van Ark, yay!
Do Simpson!
Marge, I ate all Lisa's
Pee Wee Herman!
Sure he's not feeling too today!
Kahn!
Darling, I would not normally ask this, but while you're down there, would you mind tying my shoe?
Whoa dude, are you being a girl? What about Ed
Ed Grimely!
I say I must say like today should be about Pat Sejak! (Dazzle camouflage in background)
No way, but then again, maybe it should, it's to say.
No, today is about the Suncoast middle annual PTA pancake supper.

After the pancake supper, I'm home in the car with my parents. They're so proud, and happy.
We get home, I peel off my sweaty makeshift costume, take a shower, and go into my room and the door.
I'm so tired. from constantly scanning to see if anyone will ever be able to put together the truth: that Shane Fessler is right.
Keeping a is a full time job and I am exhausted.
I pull out my tattered Speedo from in between my mattress and box spring.
One day, I will be in the arms of a speedo man.
I my eyes. I am so tired.