Luyện nghe bài hát Dazzle Camouflage

Oh me a break!
I couldn't sleep a wink last night, it was me mental.
I mean I can't that I, Ed Grimely,
was asked to perform for the amazing Suncoast middle school PTA pancake supper.
Like I suppose you could do better that, no way.
It's almost as insane as the I got to meet Pat Sejak,
who's a pretty guy I must say.
Oh and one today should be about Pat Sejak, no way,
but then again, maybe it should, it's to say, no,

about
Today's


Today's
Dazzle

I'm knocking dead!
You made Shane Fessler so hard, gatorade came out his nose.
My dad is helping me get my script together while my mom helps me get my stuck up into a point!
My costume is perfect a shirt buttoned to the top and high waisted pants with just a hint of mooseknuckle.
he enjoys.
You know mooseknuckle is don't you?
toe for boys!

I am a very sensitive kid.
While my is out playing baseball,
I spend hours lying on the living room floor the encyclopedia Britannica or tenderly pressing my lips to the screen of our TV console
When James T. Kirk is on the other side of the glass.
One morning my mother flies in my bedroom and
"Why are there all over the TV set?"
For I can not fully explain, something inside me says "don't tell her"

One day, I'm looking through the encyclopedia trying to find a picture of Michaelangelo's David, I stumble across a passage about-
Camouflage

In WWI, the military used to paint battle ships with wild patterns.
This camouflage confused the enemy's rangefinders, so huge boats could hide in plain sight, and bomber planes would just pass them by.

A goes off.
If I could dazzle around me, I could hide in plain sight.
Then, maybe I would hear Shane Fessler say, "Dude, funny" instead of "Dude, you're a faggot"

So I tuck away quiet me, sensitive me. And I dazzle me!
And I have a million different cards in my dazzle deck

Clown Camouflage!
Look at me, I teach ed!
Joe Camouflage!
field trip sucks!
Camouflage!

Yup, I have girlfriends, from second grade all the way to my junior of college.
Hey, wanna come over after We can watch MTV
The hours I spend holding with girls was equaled only by the hours I spend in my bedroom making my action figures go at it.

Batman, do you me?
I do Lantern!
Green Lantern, you you loved me!
Aquaman? I did not see you standing there! Have you been working

I am so at dazzle camouflage, I'm like a one man Ed Sullivan show!
Do the Frog!
Hi Ho, it's the show, with our very special guest, Ms. Joan Van Ark, yay!
Do Simpson!
Marge, I ate all lunchbox
Pee Wee Herman!
he's not feeling too good today!
Kahn!
Darling, I would not normally ask this, but while you're down there, would you mind terribly my shoe?
Whoa dude, are you being a girl? What about Ed
Ed Grimely!
I must say I must say today should be about Pat Sejak! (Dazzle camouflage in background)
No way, but again, maybe it should, it's difficult to say.
No, is about the Suncoast middle school annual PTA pancake supper.

After the pancake supper, I'm riding home in the car my parents. They're so proud, and happy.
We get home, I off my sweaty makeshift costume, take a shower, and go into my room and lock the door.
I'm so tired. Tired from constantly scanning to see if anyone will ever be able to put together the truth: that Fessler is right.
a secret is a full time job and I am exhausted.
I pull out my tattered Speedo catalogue from in my mattress and box spring.
One day, I will be in the arms of a speedo man.
I my eyes. I am so tired.