Luyện nghe bài hát Dazzle Camouflage

Oh me a break!
I couldn't a wink last night, it was making me mental.
I mean I believe that I, Ed Grimely,
was asked to perform for the amazing middle school annual PTA pancake supper.
Like I you could do better than that, no way.
It's almost as as the time I got to meet Pat Sejak,
who's a pretty guy I must say.
Oh and one thing- should be about Pat Sejak, no way,
but then again, maybe it should, difficult to say, no,

Today's
Today's


Today's
Camouflage

I'm them dead!
You made Shane Fessler so hard, gatorade came out his nose.
My dad is helping me get my script together while my mom helps me get my hair up into a point!
My costume is perfect a shirt buttoned to the top and high waisted pants with just a hint of mooseknuckle.
he enjoys.
You know what mooseknuckle is don't
toe for boys!

I am a very gentle kid.
While my is out playing baseball,
I spend hours lying on the room floor reading the encyclopedia Britannica or tenderly pressing my lips to the screen of our TV console
When Captain James T. Kirk is on the side of the glass.
One morning my mother in my bedroom and demands
"Why are there all over the TV set?"
For reasons I can not explain, something inside me says "don't tell her"

One day, I'm looking through the encyclopedia trying to find a picture of Michaelangelo's David, when I stumble a passage about-
Dazzle

In WWI, the military used to paint battle ships wild eye-catching patterns.
This dazzle camouflage confused the enemy's rangefinders, so boats could hide in plain sight, and bomber planes would just pass them by.

A lightbulb off.
If I could dazzle everyone around me, I could in plain sight.
Then, maybe I hear Shane Fessler say, "Dude, you're funny" instead of "Dude, you're a faggot"

So I away quiet me, sensitive me. And I become dazzle me!
And I a million different cards in my razzle dazzle deck

Clown Camouflage!
Look at me, I drivers ed!
Joe Camouflage!
This field sucks!
Camouflage!

Yup, I have girlfriends, second grade all the way to my junior year of college.
Hey, wanna come over after We can watch MTV
The hours I spend holding hands with girls was equaled only by the hours I spend in my making my action figures go at it.

Batman, do you me?
I do Lantern!
Green Lantern, you said you me!
Aquaman? I did not see you standing there! Have you been out?

I am so good at camouflage, I'm like a one man Ed Sullivan show!
Do the Frog!
Hi Ho, it's the show, with our very special guest, Ms. Joan Van Ark, yay!
Do Simpson!
Marge, I ate all Lisa's
Pee Wee Herman!
Sure he's not too good today!
Kahn!
Darling, I not normally ask this, but while you're down there, would you mind terribly tying my shoe?
Whoa dude, are you being a girl? What Ed Grimely?
Ed Grimely!
I must say I must say like today should be about Pat Sejak! (Dazzle in background)
No way, but then again, maybe it should, difficult to say.
No, today is about the Suncoast middle annual PTA pancake supper.

After the pancake supper, I'm riding home in the car with my parents. so proud, and happy.
We get home, I off my sweaty makeshift costume, take a shower, and go into my room and lock the door.
I'm so tired. Tired from constantly scanning to see if anyone will ever be to put together the truth: that Shane Fessler is right.
a secret is a full time job and I am exhausted.
I pull out my tattered Speedo catalogue from in my mattress and box spring.
One day, I will be in the arms of a speedo man.
I my eyes. I am so tired.