Luyện nghe bài hát Dazzle Camouflage

Oh me a break!
I couldn't sleep a last night, it was making me mental.
I I can't believe that I, Ed Grimely,
was asked to for the amazing Suncoast middle school annual PTA pancake supper.
Like I suppose you could do better that, no way.
It's as insane as the time I got to meet Pat Sejak,
who's a pretty guy I must say.
Oh and one today should be about Pat Sejak, no way,
but then again, it should, it's difficult to say, no,

about
Today's


Today's
Camouflage

I'm knocking dead!
You made Shane Fessler so hard, gatorade came out his nose.
My dad is me get my script together while my mom helps me get my hair stuck up into a point!
My is perfect a collared shirt buttoned to the top and high waisted pants with just a hint of mooseknuckle.
he enjoys.
You know what mooseknuckle is you?
toe for boys!

I am a very sensitive kid.
While my brother is out baseball,
I spend hours lying on the room floor reading the encyclopedia Britannica or tenderly pressing my lips to the screen of our TV console
When Captain James T. Kirk is on the side of the glass.
One my mother flies in my bedroom and demands
"Why are there lipmarks all the TV set?"
For reasons I can not fully explain, something inside me says "don't her"

One day, I'm looking through the encyclopedia trying to a picture of Michaelangelo's David, when I stumble across a passage about-
Dazzle

In WWI, the military used to paint battle ships with wild patterns.
This dazzle camouflage confused the enemy's rangefinders, so huge boats could hide in plain sight, and bomber planes would just pass by.

A goes off.
If I could dazzle everyone around me, I hide in plain sight.
Then, maybe I would hear Shane Fessler say, "Dude, you're funny" of "Dude, you're a faggot"

So I away quiet me, sensitive me. And I become dazzle me!
And I have a million different in my razzle dazzle deck

Class Camouflage!
Look at me, I teach ed!
Joe Camouflage!
This field sucks!
Camouflage!

Yup, I have girlfriends, from second grade all the way to my junior of college.
Hey, wanna come after school? We can watch MTV
The hours I spend holding with girls was equaled only by the hours I spend in my bedroom making my action figures go at it.

Batman, do you me?
I do Lantern!
Lantern, you said you loved me!
Aquaman? I did not see you standing there! Have you been working

I am so good at camouflage, I'm like a one man Ed Sullivan show!
Do the Frog!
Hi Ho, it's the show, with our very special guest, Ms. Joan Van Ark, yay!
Do Simpson!
Marge, I ate all Lisa's
Pee Wee Herman!
Sure not feeling too good today!
Kahn!
Darling, I would not normally ask this, but while you're down there, you mind terribly tying my shoe?
Whoa dude, are you being a girl? about Ed Grimely?
Ed Grimely!
I say I must say like today should be about Pat Sejak! (Dazzle camouflage in background)
No way, but again, maybe it should, it's difficult to say.
No, today is about the Suncoast middle school PTA pancake supper.

After the pancake supper, I'm riding in the car with my parents. They're so proud, and happy.
We get home, I peel off my sweaty makeshift costume, a shower, and go into my room and lock the door.
I'm so tired. Tired from constantly scanning to see if anyone will ever be able to put the truth: that Shane Fessler is right.
a secret is a full time job and I am exhausted.
I pull out my Speedo catalogue from in between my mattress and box spring.
One day, I be in the arms of a real speedo man.
I my eyes. I am so tired.