The movie starts, "Sweet Emotion"'s in the background, kids are weed with Slater, man he's such a class clown, all the cars are of beer, Bacardi and liquor, tonight there is a giant house party at Pickford's, it's the day of school, Slater is trippin, Tony had a weird and tells Mike he should listen, in his dream he had a naked girl her were decent, but then the body's head belonged to Abraham Lincoln, whoa, Don gives Pink a pledge sheet for football that says he do drugs while Benny's making a paddle, Jodi begs the guys to not hurt her brother Kramer but still plan to, damn they're such assholes, breaking it down, for the football coach, "You have to use a substance? Randal Pink you be giving yourself an attitude adjustment," so drive up to the middle school to make a big announcement Mitchy Mitchy do not run don't think about it Mitch the teacher if they can escape through the back "50 on a mission, 25 aint coming back," school is over but they're gettng like fuck it lets be out, mom pulls out a gun "but miss there's ruffians about," ("AIRRAID YOU BITCHES!!!!") they're smoking in Pickford's room, the beer man the kegs too soon, the party's canceled, the plans that were in store, cuz if you go to Pickford's house and knock his dad the door, Hitch is at his game hes pitchin and hes oh shit he looks up in the bleachers and right theres the guys they catch him and the bend him over beat him til his fanny's now he can hardly and so he gets a ride from Randy Pink, they pick him up later like he's a little kid "you got a joint?" "no i do not," "well it'd be if you did" alright alright alright, theres Wooderson hes a crazy fool they go to the emporium to meet some girls and play some you the dance, you can't come back but fuck it those kids didn't they wanna around a bit but Herschfelder was "gettin there" now they're gettin chased and they get by O'Bannon wee wee wee like a pig oh my god they cannot stand him now they're breakin mailboxes with that's meant for trash get a gun pulled on em this old man Pickford hit the gas they get revenge on Obannon,with laughter dude scours, plotted a beerbust, awesome party at the moon tower! president George was not a homosapien ain't you ever heard that song? the presidents aliens and Julie hit it off, theyre prolly gonna get it on, the beer is flowin nicely abruptly everything went wrong like someone's smokin reefer! i'm the one thats smokin reefer, push him, sucker him, oopsie daisies put him in the sleeper alpha male mothafucker you fuckin disgust me i hate your guts, he's kickin his ass hes punchin and kickin and him til they break it up god damn it, he's lucky that still alive, stupid mothafucka had to ruin and kill the vibe, the party's over, keg is tapped, it's get up in the car lets go smoke a joint right on the 50 yard line! break down! giggling! in the hot night! mustve too loud or something theres a fuckin cop light cops are talkin shit like they can beer and smell smoke randy floyd is gettin well wait til i go tell coach! coach comes, mad as hell, pink, let's speak, ditch your loser right now and sign your freakin pledge sheet, sorry coach i got a speech for you it goes this, ya see i might play football in the fall but i wont sign this, peace! mitch and julie out until the sun rise, mama grabs him by the ear ff the hook this one time, are you drunk right now? heck no mom, happy end mitch goes to sleep with headphones on