The starts, "Sweet Emotion"'s playing in the background, kids are weed with Slater, man he's such a class clown, all the are full of beer, Bacardi and liquor, because tonight there is a giant house at Pickford's, it's the last day of school, is trippin, Tony had a dream and tells Mike he should listen, in his dream he had a naked her boobies were decent, but then the naked body's head belonged to Lincoln, whoa, Don gives Randal Pink a pledge sheet for football that he can't do while Benny's making a paddle, begs the guys to not hurt her brother Mitch Kramer but they still plan to, they're such assholes, they breaking it down, for the football coach, "You to use a substance? Pink you better be giving yourself an attitude adjustment," so they drive up to the school to make a big announcement Mitchy Mitchty Mitchy do not run think about it asks the teacher if they can escape through the back "50 going on a mission, 25 coming back," school is but they're gettng chased like fuck it lets be out, Carl's mom out a gun "but miss there's ruffians about," ("AIRRAID YOU BITCHES!!!!") smoking weed in Pickford's room, the beer man the kegs too soon, the canceled, ruining the plans that were in store, cuz if you go to Pickford's house and his dad answers the door, Hitch is at his game hes and hes terrified oh holy shit he looks up in the bleachers and right the guys they catch him and the bend him beat him til his fanny's pink now he can walk and so he gets a ride from Randy Pink, pick him up later like he's a foolish little kid "you got a joint?" "no i do not," "well it'd be if you did" alright alright alright, theres Wooderson hes a crazy fool go to the emporium to meet some girls and play some pool you leave the dance, you come back but fuck it those kids care they wanna walk a bit but Herschfelder was "gettin there" now gettin chased and they get licked by O'Bannon wee wee wee squeeal a pig oh my god they cannot stand him now they're breakin mailboxes cans that's meant for trash get a gun pulled on em fuck this old man hit the gas they get on Obannon,with hardy laughter dude scours, Wooderson plotted a beerbust, awesome party at the tower! president George was not a homosapien ain't you ever heard that song? the presidents were and Julie hit it off, theyre prolly gonna get it on, the beer is flowin nicely abruptly everything went wrong smells like someone's smokin reefer! i'm the one smokin reefer, him, sucker punch him, oopsie daisies put him in the sleeper dominant alpha mothafucker you fuckin disgust me i hate your guts, he's kickin his ass hes and kickin and killin him til they break it up god damn it, he's lucky he's still alive, stupid had to ruin shit and kill the vibe, the over, keg is tapped, it's get up in the car time go smoke a joint right on the 50 fuckin yard line! break down! giggling! in the hot night! mustve been too loud or something theres a cop light cops are talkin shit like they can smell beer and smell randy floyd is gettin well wait til i go tell coach! comes, mad as hell, randy pink, let's speak, ditch your loser right now and sign your freakin pledge sheet, coach i got a speech for you it goes like this, ya see i might play football in the but nope i wont sign this, peace! mitch and julie out until the sun rise, grabs him by the ear you'reo ff the hook this one time, mitchell are you right now? heck no mom, happy end mitch kramer goes to sleep headphones on