The movie starts, "Sweet Emotion"'s in the background, kids are smoking weed with Slater, man such a class clown, all the cars are full of beer, and liquor, because there is a giant house party at Pickford's, it's the day of school, Slater is trippin, Tony had a weird dream and tells he should listen, in his dream he had a naked girl her were decent, but the naked body's head belonged to Abraham Lincoln, whoa, Don gives Randal Pink a pledge sheet for football that he can't do drugs Benny's making a paddle, Jodi begs the guys to not her brother Mitch Kramer but they plan to, damn they're such assholes, they breaking it down, for the football coach, "You have to use a Randal Pink you be giving yourself an attitude adjustment," so drive up to the middle school to make a big announcement Mitchy Mitchty Mitchy do not run don't think it Mitch asks the teacher if can escape through the back "50 going on a mission, 25 coming back," school is over but they're gettng chased fuck it lets be out, Carl's mom pulls out a gun "but there's ruffians about," ("AIRRAID YOU BITCHES!!!!") smoking weed in Pickford's room, the man brought the kegs too soon, the party's canceled, the plans that were in store, cuz if you go to Pickford's and knock his dad answers the door, Hitch is at his game hes pitchin and hes oh holy shit he up in the bleachers and right theres the guys they catch him and the bend him over him til his fanny's pink now he can hardly and so he gets a ride from Randy Pink, they pick him up later like he's a foolish kid "you got a joint?" "no i do not," "well be cooler if you did" alright alright alright, theres Wooderson hes such a fool they go to the emporium to meet girls and play some pool you leave the dance, you can't come but fuck it those kids didn't they walk around a bit but Herschfelder was "gettin there" now gettin chased and they get licked by O'Bannon wee wee wee like a pig oh my god they cannot stand him now they're breakin mailboxes with cans that's meant for get a gun pulled on em fuck this old man hit the gas they get revenge on Obannon,with hardy laughter scours, Wooderson plotted a beerbust, awesome at the moon tower! George Washington was not a homosapien ain't you ever heard that song? the presidents aliens Mitch and Julie hit it off, theyre gonna get it on, the beer is flowin nicely then abruptly everything wrong smells like someone's smokin reefer! i'm the one thats reefer, him, sucker punch him, oopsie daisies put him in the sleeper dominant alpha mothafucker you fuckin disgust me i hate your guts, he's kickin his ass hes punchin and kickin and him til they break it up god damn it, he's lucky he's still alive, mothafucka had to ruin shit and kill the vibe, the party's over, keg is tapped, it's get up in the car go smoke a joint right on the 50 fuckin yard line! break down! giggling! in the hot night! mustve been too loud or something a fuckin cop light cops are talkin shit like they can smell beer and smoke randy floyd is gettin high well til i go tell coach! coach comes, mad as hell, randy pink, speak, ditch your loser friends right now and your freakin pledge sheet, sorry coach i got a for you it goes like this, ya see i might play in the fall but nope i wont sign this, peace! mitch and julie out until the sun rise, grabs him by the ear you'reo ff the hook this one time, mitchell are you right now? heck no mom, happy end mitch kramer goes to sleep headphones on