The movie starts, "Sweet Emotion"'s in the background, kids are smoking weed Slater, man he's such a class clown, all the cars are full of beer, and liquor, because tonight there is a house party at Pickford's, it's the last day of school, is trippin, had a weird dream and tells Mike he should listen, in his dream he had a naked girl her were decent, but then the naked body's head belonged to Lincoln, whoa, Don gives Pink a pledge sheet for football that says he can't do drugs while making a paddle, Jodi begs the guys to not her brother Mitch Kramer but they still to, damn they're such assholes, they breaking it down, for the football coach, "You to use a substance? Randal Pink you be giving yourself an attitude adjustment," so they up to the middle school to make a big announcement Mitchty Mitchy do not run don't think about it Mitch asks the teacher if can escape through the back "50 going on a mission, 25 coming back," school is but they're gettng chased like fuck it lets be out, mom pulls out a gun "but miss there's ruffians about," ("AIRRAID YOU BITCHES!!!!") they're smoking weed in room, the man brought the kegs too soon, the party's canceled, ruining the plans that in store, cuz if you go to Pickford's house and his dad answers the door, Hitch is at his game hes pitchin and hes oh shit he looks up in the bleachers and right theres the guys they catch him and the him over beat him til his fanny's pink now he can hardly and so he gets a ride from Randy Pink, they pick him up later like he's a foolish kid "you got a joint?" "no i do not," "well be cooler if you did" alright alright, theres Wooderson hes such a crazy fool they go to the emporium to meet some and play some pool you the dance, you can't come back but fuck it those kids care they wanna walk a bit but Herschfelder was "gettin there" now gettin chased and they get licked by O'Bannon wee wee wee squeeal like a pig oh my god they stand him now they're breakin mailboxes with cans that's for trash get a gun pulled on em fuck this old man hit the gas they get revenge on Obannon,with hardy laughter scours, Wooderson plotted a beerbust, awesome at the moon tower! president Washington was not a homosapien ain't you ever heard that the presidents were aliens Mitch and Julie hit it off, theyre gonna get it on, the beer is nicely then abruptly everything went wrong smells someone's smokin reefer! i'm the one thats smokin reefer, push him, sucker him, oopsie daisies put him in the sleeper alpha male mothafucker you fuckin disgust me i hate your guts, he's kickin his ass hes punchin and kickin and killin him til they it up god damn it, he's that he's still alive, mothafucka had to ruin shit and kill the vibe, the party's over, keg is tapped, get up in the car time lets go smoke a joint on the 50 fuckin yard line! break down! giggling! in the hot night! mustve been too or something theres a fuckin cop light cops are shit like they can smell beer and smell smoke randy floyd is high well wait til i go tell coach! coach comes, mad as hell, randy pink, speak, ditch your loser friends now and sign your freakin pledge sheet, sorry coach i got a speech for you it goes this, ya see i might play football in the fall but i wont sign this, peace! mitch and julie making out the sun rise, grabs him by the ear you'reo ff the hook this one time, mitchell are you drunk now? heck no mom, happy end mitch kramer goes to sleep headphones on