The starts, "Sweet Emotion"'s playing in the background, kids are weed with Slater, man he's such a class clown, all the are full of beer, Bacardi and liquor, because tonight is a giant house party at Pickford's, it's the last day of school, is trippin, Tony had a weird dream and Mike he should listen, in his dream he had a naked her boobies were decent, but then the naked body's head to Abraham Lincoln, whoa, Don gives Randal Pink a pledge sheet for football that he can't do while Benny's making a paddle, Jodi begs the to not hurt her brother Mitch Kramer but they plan to, damn they're such assholes, they breaking it down, for the football coach, "You have to use a Randal Pink you be giving yourself an attitude adjustment," so they up to the middle school to make a big announcement Mitchy Mitchty Mitchy do not run don't think it asks the teacher if they can escape through the back "50 on a mission, 25 aint coming back," is over but they're gettng chased like fuck it lets be out, Carl's mom pulls out a gun "but miss ruffians about," ("AIRRAID YOU BITCHES!!!!") they're smoking in Pickford's room, the beer man brought the too soon, the party's canceled, ruining the plans were in store, cuz if you go to Pickford's house and knock his dad the door, is at his game hes pitchin and hes terrified oh holy he looks up in the bleachers and right theres the guys they catch him and the bend him beat him til his fanny's pink now he can hardly walk and so he gets a from Randy Pink, they pick him up like he's a foolish little kid "you got a joint?" "no i do not," "well it'd be if you did" alright alright alright, Wooderson hes such a crazy fool they go to the emporium to meet some and play some pool you leave the dance, you can't come but fuck it those didn't care they wanna walk around a bit but was "gettin there" now they're chased and they get licked by O'Bannon wee wee wee like a pig oh my god they cannot stand him now they're breakin mailboxes with cans that's for trash get a gun pulled on em fuck this old man hit the gas get revenge on Obannon,with hardy laughter dude scours, Wooderson plotted a beerbust, party at the moon tower! president George Washington was not a ain't you ever heard that song? the presidents were Mitch and hit it off, theyre prolly gonna get it on, the beer is flowin nicely then everything went wrong smells like smokin reefer! i'm the one thats smokin reefer, push him, sucker punch him, daisies put him in the sleeper dominant male mothafucker you fuckin disgust me i hate your guts, kickin his ass hes punchin and kickin and killin him til they break it up god damn it, he's that he's still alive, mothafucka had to ruin shit and kill the vibe, the party's over, keg is tapped, it's get up in the car go smoke a joint right on the 50 fuckin yard line! break down! giggling! in the hot night! mustve been too loud or something theres a fuckin cop cops are talkin shit like they can smell beer and smoke floyd is gettin high well wait til i go tell coach! coach comes, mad as hell, pink, let's speak, ditch your loser friends now and sign your freakin pledge sheet, coach i got a speech for you it goes like this, ya see i might play in the fall but nope i wont sign this, peace! mitch and making out until the sun rise, mama grabs him by the ear you'reo ff the this one time, mitchell are you right now? heck no mom, happy end mitch kramer goes to sleep with on