The starts, "Sweet Emotion"'s playing in the background, kids are smoking with Slater, man he's such a class clown, all the cars are of beer, Bacardi and liquor, because tonight there is a house party at Pickford's, it's the last day of school, is trippin, Tony had a weird dream and tells Mike he listen, in his dream he had a naked girl her were decent, but then the body's head belonged to Abraham Lincoln, whoa, Don gives Randal Pink a pledge sheet for that says he can't do drugs while making a paddle, Jodi the guys to not hurt her brother Mitch Kramer but they still plan to, damn they're assholes, they breaking it down, for the coach, "You have to use a substance? Randal you better be giving yourself an attitude adjustment," so drive up to the middle school to make a big announcement Mitchy Mitchty do not run don't think about it Mitch asks the if they can escape through the back "50 going on a mission, 25 coming back," school is over but they're gettng chased like fuck it be out, Carl's mom out a gun "but miss there's ruffians about," ("AIRRAID YOU BITCHES!!!!") they're smoking in Pickford's room, the beer man brought the too soon, the party's canceled, ruining the plans were in store, cuz if you go to Pickford's house and knock his dad the door, Hitch is at his game hes pitchin and hes oh holy shit he looks up in the bleachers and right the guys they him and the bend him over beat him til his fanny's pink now he can walk and so he gets a ride from Randy Pink, they pick him up like he's a foolish little kid "you got a joint?" "no i do not," "well it'd be if you did" alright alright alright, theres hes such a crazy fool go to the emporium to meet some girls and play some pool you leave the dance, you come back but fuck it those kids care they wanna around a bit but Herschfelder was "gettin there" now gettin chased and they get licked by O'Bannon wee wee wee like a pig oh my god they cannot stand him now they're breakin mailboxes with cans that's meant for get a gun pulled on em fuck old man Pickford hit the gas they get revenge on Obannon,with hardy dude scours, Wooderson plotted a beerbust, awesome party at the tower! president George Washington was not a ain't you ever heard that song? the presidents were Mitch and Julie hit it off, theyre prolly get it on, the beer is flowin nicely then abruptly everything went smells like someone's reefer! i'm the one thats smokin reefer, push him, sucker punch him, oopsie daisies put him in the dominant alpha mothafucker you fuckin disgust me i hate your guts, he's kickin his ass hes and kickin and killin him til they break it up god damn it, he's lucky that still alive, stupid mothafucka had to shit and kill the vibe, the party's over, keg is tapped, get up in the car time lets go smoke a right on the 50 fuckin yard line! down! giggling! party in the hot night! mustve been too loud or something theres a fuckin cop cops are talkin shit like they can smell and smell smoke randy is gettin high well wait til i go tell coach! coach comes, mad as hell, randy pink, speak, ditch loser friends right now and sign your freakin pledge sheet, coach i got a speech for you it goes like this, ya see i play football in the fall but nope i wont sign this, peace! mitch and making out until the sun rise, mama grabs him by the ear ff the hook this one time, are you drunk right now? heck no mom, happy end mitch kramer goes to with headphones on