The movie starts, "Sweet Emotion"'s in the background, kids are smoking weed Slater, man he's such a class clown, all the cars are of beer, Bacardi and liquor, because tonight there is a house party at Pickford's, it's the day of school, Slater is trippin, Tony had a weird dream and tells he should listen, in his dream he had a naked girl her were decent, but then the naked body's head belonged to Lincoln, whoa, Don gives Randal Pink a pledge sheet for football says he can't do drugs while making a paddle, Jodi begs the guys to not hurt her Mitch Kramer but they plan to, damn they're such assholes, breaking it down, for the football coach, "You have to use a substance? Randal Pink you be giving yourself an attitude adjustment," so they drive up to the middle school to a big announcement Mitchty Mitchy do not run don't think about it Mitch the teacher if they can escape through the back "50 going on a mission, 25 coming back," is over but they're gettng chased like fuck it lets be out, Carl's mom pulls out a gun "but miss ruffians about," ("AIRRAID YOU BITCHES!!!!") they're smoking weed in room, the beer man the kegs too soon, the party's canceled, ruining the plans that in store, cuz if you go to Pickford's house and knock his dad the door, Hitch is at his game hes and hes terrified oh holy shit he looks up in the and right theres the guys they catch him and the bend him over beat him til his pink now he can walk and so he gets a ride from Randy Pink, they pick him up like he's a foolish little kid "you got a joint?" "no i do not," "well it'd be if you did" alright alright alright, theres hes such a crazy fool they go to the to meet some girls and play some pool you the dance, you can't come back but fuck it those kids care they wanna walk a bit but Herschfelder was "gettin there" now they're gettin chased and they get licked by wee wee wee squeeal a pig oh my god they cannot stand him now breakin mailboxes with cans that's meant for trash get a gun pulled on em fuck old man Pickford hit the gas they get revenge on Obannon,with laughter dude scours, Wooderson plotted a beerbust, awesome party at the tower! president Washington was not a homosapien ain't you ever heard that the presidents were aliens Mitch and Julie hit it off, prolly gonna get it on, the beer is flowin nicely then abruptly everything wrong smells someone's smokin reefer! i'm the one thats smokin reefer, push him, sucker him, oopsie daisies put him in the sleeper dominant alpha male mothafucker you fuckin disgust me i hate guts, he's kickin his ass hes punchin and kickin and killin him til they it up god it, he's lucky that he's still alive, stupid mothafucka had to shit and kill the vibe, the over, keg is tapped, it's get up in the car time lets go smoke a joint right on the 50 fuckin line! break down! giggling! in the hot night! been too loud or something theres a fuckin cop light cops are talkin shit like they can beer and smell smoke randy floyd is gettin high wait til i go tell coach! coach comes, mad as hell, pink, let's speak, ditch your friends right now and sign your freakin pledge sheet, sorry coach i got a for you it goes like this, ya see i might play in the fall but nope i wont sign this, peace! and julie making out until the sun rise, mama him by the ear you'reo ff the hook this one time, mitchell are you drunk right now? no mom, end mitch kramer goes to sleep with headphones on