The starts, "Sweet Emotion"'s playing in the background, kids are smoking weed with Slater, man he's a class clown, all the cars are full of beer, and liquor, because tonight is a giant house party at Pickford's, it's the day of school, Slater is trippin, Tony had a weird dream and Mike he should listen, in his dream he had a naked girl her were decent, but then the naked body's head belonged to Lincoln, whoa, Don gives Randal Pink a sheet for football that says he do drugs while Benny's making a paddle, Jodi begs the guys to not her brother Mitch Kramer but they still plan to, damn such assholes, they breaking it down, for the coach, "You have to use a substance? Randal Pink you better be giving yourself an adjustment," so they drive up to the middle to make a big announcement Mitchy Mitchty Mitchy do not run don't about it Mitch asks the teacher if can escape through the back "50 going on a mission, 25 coming back," school is over but gettng chased like fuck it lets be out, Carl's mom pulls out a gun "but miss there's about," ("AIRRAID YOU BITCHES!!!!") they're smoking weed in room, the man brought the kegs too soon, the party's canceled, ruining the that were in store, cuz if you go to Pickford's house and his dad answers the door, Hitch is at his game hes and hes terrified oh holy shit he looks up in the bleachers and right the guys they catch him and the bend him beat him til his fanny's pink now he can hardly walk and so he gets a ride from Pink, they pick him up later he's a foolish little kid "you got a joint?" "no i do not," "well be cooler if you did" alright alright alright, theres Wooderson hes such a crazy they go to the emporium to meet girls and play some pool you leave the dance, you can't come but fuck it kids didn't care they wanna around a bit but Herschfelder was "gettin there" now gettin chased and they get licked by O'Bannon wee wee wee squeeal like a pig oh my god they cannot him now they're breakin mailboxes cans that's meant for trash get a gun pulled on em fuck old man Pickford hit the gas they get revenge on Obannon,with hardy dude scours, Wooderson plotted a beerbust, party at the moon tower! president George was not a homosapien you ever heard that song? the presidents were aliens Mitch and Julie hit it off, theyre prolly get it on, the beer is flowin nicely then abruptly everything wrong smells like someone's reefer! i'm the one thats smokin reefer, push him, sucker him, oopsie daisies put him in the sleeper dominant alpha mothafucker you fuckin disgust me i hate your guts, he's his ass hes punchin and kickin and killin him til they break it up god damn it, he's lucky that still alive, stupid mothafucka had to ruin and kill the vibe, the party's over, keg is tapped, it's get up in the car lets go a joint right on the 50 fuckin yard line! break down! giggling! in the hot night! mustve been too or something theres a fuckin cop light are talkin shit like they can smell beer and smell smoke randy floyd is gettin well wait til i go tell coach! coach comes, mad as hell, pink, let's speak, ditch your loser friends right now and sign your pledge sheet, sorry coach i got a for you it goes like this, ya see i might play football in the fall but nope i wont this, peace! mitch and making out until the sun rise, mama grabs him by the ear you'reo ff the this one time, mitchell are you drunk right heck no mom, end mitch kramer goes to sleep with headphones on