The movie starts, "Sweet Emotion"'s in the background, are smoking weed with Slater, man he's such a class clown, all the cars are full of beer, and liquor, because tonight is a giant house party at Pickford's, it's the day of school, Slater is trippin, Tony had a weird and tells Mike he should listen, in his he had a naked girl her boobies were decent, but the naked body's head belonged to Abraham Lincoln, whoa, Don gives Randal Pink a pledge sheet for football that he can't do while Benny's making a paddle, begs the guys to not hurt her brother Mitch Kramer but they plan to, damn they're such assholes, they breaking it down, for the football coach, "You to use a substance? Randal Pink you better be giving an attitude adjustment," so they drive up to the middle school to a big announcement Mitchty Mitchy do not run don't think about it Mitch asks the teacher if they can through the back "50 going on a mission, 25 coming back," school is over but they're gettng like fuck it lets be out, Carl's mom pulls out a gun "but there's ruffians about," ("AIRRAID YOU BITCHES!!!!") they're smoking in Pickford's room, the man brought the kegs too soon, the canceled, ruining the plans that were in store, cuz if you go to Pickford's and knock his dad answers the door, Hitch is at his game hes pitchin and hes oh holy he looks up in the bleachers and right theres the guys they him and the bend him over beat him til his fanny's pink now he can hardly walk and so he gets a from Randy Pink, they pick him up later like a foolish little kid "you got a joint?" "no i do not," "well be cooler if you did" alright alright alright, theres Wooderson hes such a fool they go to the emporium to meet girls and play some pool you the dance, you can't come back but fuck it those kids didn't they wanna walk around a bit but was "gettin there" now they're gettin and they get licked by O'Bannon wee wee wee like a pig oh my god they cannot stand him now they're breakin mailboxes with cans meant for trash get a gun pulled on em fuck old man Pickford hit the gas get revenge on Obannon,with hardy laughter dude scours, Wooderson plotted a beerbust, awesome at the moon tower! president George was not a homosapien ain't you heard that song? the presidents were aliens Mitch and hit it off, theyre prolly gonna get it on, the beer is flowin nicely abruptly everything went wrong smells someone's smokin reefer! i'm the one thats smokin reefer, him, sucker punch him, oopsie daisies put him in the sleeper dominant alpha male you fuckin disgust me i hate your guts, he's kickin his ass hes and kickin and killin him til they break it up god damn it, he's lucky that still alive, stupid mothafucka had to ruin shit and the vibe, the party's over, keg is tapped, it's get up in the car lets go smoke a joint right on the 50 yard line! down! giggling! party in the hot night! mustve been too loud or something theres a fuckin cop cops are talkin shit like they can smell beer and smell randy floyd is gettin well wait til i go tell coach! comes, mad as hell, randy pink, let's speak, ditch your loser friends right now and sign your pledge sheet, coach i got a speech for you it goes like this, ya see i might play in the fall but nope i wont sign this, peace! mitch and making out until the sun rise, mama him by the ear you'reo ff the hook this one time, mitchell are you drunk right now? no mom, end mitch kramer goes to sleep with headphones on