The movie starts, "Sweet Emotion"'s in the background, kids are smoking weed Slater, man he's such a class clown, all the cars are full of beer, and liquor, because tonight there is a giant house at Pickford's, it's the last day of school, is trippin, Tony had a weird dream and tells Mike he listen, in his dream he had a girl her boobies were decent, but then the naked body's head to Abraham Lincoln, whoa, Don gives Randal Pink a pledge sheet for football that he do drugs while Benny's making a paddle, Jodi begs the guys to not hurt her Mitch Kramer but still plan to, damn they're such assholes, they breaking it down, for the football coach, "You have to use a Randal Pink you better be giving an attitude adjustment," so they drive up to the school to make a big announcement Mitchy Mitchty Mitchy do not run don't about it Mitch asks the teacher if they can escape the back "50 going on a mission, 25 aint back," school is but they're gettng chased like fuck it lets be out, mom pulls out a gun "but miss there's ruffians about," ("AIRRAID YOU BITCHES!!!!") they're smoking in Pickford's room, the beer man the kegs too soon, the party's canceled, ruining the plans were in store, cuz if you go to Pickford's house and knock his dad the door, Hitch is at his game hes and hes terrified oh holy shit he looks up in the and right theres the guys they catch him and the bend him beat him til his fanny's pink now he can hardly and so he gets a ride from Randy Pink, they pick him up later like a foolish little kid "you got a joint?" "no i do not," "well be cooler if you did" alright alright alright, Wooderson hes such a crazy fool they go to the emporium to meet some girls and play some you leave the dance, you can't come but fuck it those didn't care they wanna walk a bit but Herschfelder was "gettin there" now they're gettin chased and get licked by O'Bannon wee wee wee squeeal a pig oh my god they cannot stand him now they're mailboxes with cans that's meant for trash get a gun pulled on em this old man Pickford hit the gas they get revenge on Obannon,with hardy dude scours, Wooderson a beerbust, awesome party at the moon tower! George Washington was not a homosapien ain't you ever that song? the presidents were aliens and Julie hit it off, theyre prolly gonna get it on, the is flowin nicely then abruptly everything went wrong smells someone's smokin reefer! i'm the one thats smokin reefer, push him, sucker him, oopsie daisies put him in the sleeper dominant alpha male mothafucker you fuckin me i hate your guts, he's kickin his ass hes punchin and kickin and killin him til break it up god damn it, he's that he's still alive, mothafucka had to ruin shit and kill the vibe, the over, keg is tapped, it's get up in the car time lets go smoke a right on the 50 fuckin yard line! down! giggling! party in the hot night! mustve been too loud or theres a fuckin cop light cops are talkin shit like can smell beer and smell smoke randy floyd is gettin high well wait til i go coach! coach comes, mad as hell, randy pink, speak, ditch your loser friends right now and sign your pledge sheet, sorry coach i got a speech for you it goes this, ya see i play football in the fall but nope i wont sign this, peace! and julie making out until the sun rise, mama grabs him by the ear you'reo ff the this one time, mitchell are you drunk right heck no mom, end mitch kramer goes to sleep with headphones on