The movie starts, "Sweet Emotion"'s in the background, kids are weed with Slater, man he's such a class clown, all the cars are of beer, Bacardi and liquor, because tonight there is a giant party at Pickford's, it's the last day of school, is trippin, Tony had a dream and tells Mike he should listen, in his dream he had a naked her boobies were decent, but then the naked head belonged to Abraham Lincoln, whoa, Don gives Randal Pink a pledge sheet for that says he can't do drugs Benny's making a paddle, Jodi begs the guys to not hurt her Mitch Kramer but they still plan to, damn they're assholes, they it down, for the football coach, "You have to use a substance? Randal Pink you better be giving yourself an adjustment," so they up to the middle school to make a big announcement Mitchy Mitchty Mitchy do not run don't think it Mitch asks the teacher if they can through the back "50 going on a mission, 25 coming back," school is over but gettng chased like fuck it lets be out, mom pulls out a gun "but miss there's ruffians about," ("AIRRAID YOU BITCHES!!!!") smoking weed in Pickford's room, the beer man brought the too soon, the canceled, ruining the plans that were in store, cuz if you go to house and knock his dad answers the door, is at his game hes pitchin and hes terrified oh holy shit he looks up in the bleachers and right theres the they catch him and the bend him over beat him til his fanny's now he can walk and so he gets a ride from Randy Pink, they pick him up like he's a foolish little kid "you got a joint?" "no i do not," "well it'd be if you did" alright alright alright, theres hes such a crazy fool go to the emporium to meet some girls and play some pool you leave the dance, you can't come but fuck it those didn't care they wanna around a bit but Herschfelder was "gettin there" now they're gettin and they get licked by O'Bannon wee wee wee squeeal like a pig oh my god cannot stand him now they're breakin mailboxes with cans that's meant for get a gun on em fuck this old man Pickford hit the gas they get on Obannon,with hardy laughter dude scours, Wooderson plotted a beerbust, awesome party at the tower! president Washington was not a homosapien ain't you ever heard that song? the presidents aliens Mitch and Julie hit it off, prolly gonna get it on, the is flowin nicely then abruptly everything went wrong smells someone's smokin reefer! i'm the one thats smokin reefer, push him, sucker punch him, oopsie daisies put him in the dominant alpha mothafucker you fuckin disgust me i hate your guts, he's kickin his ass hes punchin and kickin and him til they break it up god damn it, he's that he's still alive, stupid mothafucka had to ruin and kill the vibe, the party's over, keg is tapped, get up in the car time lets go smoke a joint right on the 50 fuckin line! break down! giggling! in the hot night! mustve too loud or something theres a fuckin cop light cops are talkin shit like they can smell beer and smoke randy floyd is gettin high well wait til i go coach! coach comes, mad as hell, pink, let's speak, ditch your loser friends right now and sign your pledge sheet, sorry coach i got a speech for you it like this, ya see i might play football in the fall but nope i sign this, peace! mitch and julie making out the sun rise, mama him by the ear you'reo ff the hook this one time, mitchell are you drunk now? heck no mom, happy end mitch goes to sleep with headphones on