The starts, "Sweet Emotion"'s playing in the background, kids are weed with Slater, man he's such a class clown, all the cars are full of beer, and liquor, because tonight there is a giant house at Pickford's, it's the last day of school, is trippin, had a weird dream and tells Mike he should listen, in his he had a naked girl her boobies were decent, but then the naked body's belonged to Abraham Lincoln, whoa, Don gives Randal Pink a pledge sheet for football says he do drugs while Benny's making a paddle, begs the guys to not hurt her brother Mitch Kramer but they still plan to, damn they're assholes, they breaking it down, for the football coach, "You have to use a Randal Pink you better be yourself an attitude adjustment," so drive up to the middle school to make a big announcement Mitchy Mitchty Mitchy do not run don't about it Mitch asks the teacher if they can escape through the "50 on a mission, 25 aint coming back," school is over but they're gettng like fuck it lets be out, Carl's mom pulls out a gun "but miss ruffians about," ("AIRRAID YOU BITCHES!!!!") they're weed in Pickford's room, the beer man brought the too soon, the canceled, ruining the plans that were in store, cuz if you go to Pickford's house and knock his dad the door, Hitch is at his game hes pitchin and hes oh holy shit he looks up in the and right theres the guys they him and the bend him over beat him til his fanny's pink now he can walk and so he gets a ride from Randy Pink, they pick him up later like a foolish little kid "you got a joint?" "no i do not," "well be cooler if you did" alright alright alright, theres Wooderson hes such a crazy they go to the emporium to meet some girls and play some you the dance, you can't come back but it those kids didn't care they wanna around a bit but Herschfelder was "gettin there" now gettin chased and they get licked by O'Bannon wee wee wee squeeal like a pig oh my god they stand him now breakin mailboxes with cans that's meant for trash get a gun pulled on em fuck this old man hit the gas they get on Obannon,with hardy laughter dude scours, Wooderson plotted a beerbust, awesome party at the tower! George Washington was not a homosapien ain't you heard that song? the presidents were aliens and Julie hit it off, theyre prolly gonna get it on, the beer is flowin nicely then everything went wrong smells like someone's reefer! i'm the one thats smokin reefer, him, sucker punch him, oopsie daisies put him in the sleeper dominant alpha male mothafucker you disgust me i hate your guts, he's kickin his ass hes and kickin and killin him til they break it up god damn it, he's lucky he's still alive, stupid had to ruin shit and kill the vibe, the party's over, keg is tapped, get up in the car time lets go a joint right on the 50 fuckin yard line! break down! giggling! in the hot night! mustve been too loud or something a fuckin cop light cops are talkin shit they can smell beer and smell smoke floyd is gettin high well wait til i go tell coach! coach comes, mad as hell, pink, let's speak, ditch your loser friends right now and your freakin pledge sheet, sorry coach i got a speech for you it goes this, ya see i might play football in the but nope i wont sign this, peace! mitch and julie making out the sun rise, grabs him by the ear you'reo ff the hook this one time, mitchell are you right now? heck no mom, happy end mitch kramer to sleep with headphones on