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Bill Jackson was a old dub,
Who joined the Poker Club
But the day he told them he would join.
His money used to go like it had
If he Queens, someone had Kings
And each he would contribute all his coins.
He I'm going to play em tight tonight
No bobtail is gonna make me bite
I get's in, my hands going to be a peach.
So he played em tight, but lost his
And Bill got after a while
So he rose, got up, and this speech.

He - Now you all see this brand new razor
I've had it sharpened today
And I'm comin''- in with my own
That you follow as you play.
Now them boney hands on the table when you deal'em please
And don't be slipp'en any down there in between your knees.
And don't make any of them funny signs like trying to tip off your hand
Just talk in American, boy - so's I can understand.
And don't be dealing off the bottom, cause Oh! rough
Just take Five, Five - then stop, enough.
Now when you bet, put up them chips, cause I don't like it you shy.
If you get busted - go get some, cause I be here by & by.
Pass them cards for me to shuffle every time you deal
Then if anything wrong, I see.
Cause you ain't to play this game according to Mr. Hoyle,
You're going to play this game according to me.

Now sitting right there at that clan
There to be a one eyed man
And Bill kept watching from the of his eye.
If ol' one-eye would deal'em
It would have cost that another five or ten.
So he rose, looked all around and a sigh,
He said 'Lord' he said - but it's an shame,
But there's cheating in this here game
Of course it don't do for me to the guy.
So I'll refrain from the party's name
But if I him cheating just once again
I'm gonna take my fist and that other eye.

Now you all see this new razor
Well I've had it just today
I'm in with my own rules
you must follow when you play. - Egad
Keep your hands up there you deal'em please
And be puttin' those wildies slip in between your knees.
And don't make them funny signs like your trying to tip off hand
Just American - Big A-A-A so's I can understand.
And don't be takin' off the bottom, cause I've you before - that's rough!
is the Army game, Five, Five - then halt, that's enough.
When you bet, let's see Reds and Blues, cause I don't like it when you shy.
If you run out of gas - go get pumped up, I be here by & by.
Pass them pasteboards for me to shuffle every before you deal - let me ripple.
wrong, I wanna see.
I mean you ain't gonna play this game now to Mr. Hoyle,
You're going to this game according to me.
Henry, if you break the seal on new set of Bicycles - we'll go on from here....Yeah, Yeah, Yeah.

by Gerald Loban