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Bill was a poor old dub,
Who joined the Poker Club
But cursed the day he told them he join.
His money used to go it had wings
If he held Queens, someone had
And each night he would all his coins.
He said I'm going to play em tonight
No flush is gonna make me bite
I get's in, my hands going to be a peach.
So he em tight, but lost his pile
And Bill got peevish after a
So he rose, got up, and this speech.

He - Now you all see this brand new razor
I've had it just today
And I'm comin''- in my own rules
That you follow as you play.
Now keep boney hands on the table when you deal'em please
And don't be slipp'en any aces down there in your knees.
And don't any of them funny signs like your trying to tip off your hand
Just talk in American, boy - so's I can understand.
And don't be dealing off the bottom, cause Oh! rough
Just take Five, Five - stop, that's enough.
Now when you bet, put up them chips, cause I don't it when you shy.
If you get busted - go get some, I won't be here by & by.
Pass them cards for me to shuffle every before you deal
Then if anything wrong, I see.
you ain't going to play this game according to Mr. Hoyle,
You're going to play here game according to me.

Now sitting right at that there clan
There to be a one eyed man
And kept watching from the corner of his eye.
If ol' would deal'em then
It would have cost that Bill five or ten.
So he rose, all around and with a sigh,
He 'Lord' he said - but it's an awful shame,
But there's cheating in this here game
Of course it don't do for me to the guy.
So I'll from mentioning the party's name
But if I him cheating just once again
I'm gonna take my fist and that other eye.

Now you all see this brand new
Well I've had it just today
I'm in with my own rules
That you follow when you play. - Egad
Keep your hands up there when you deal'em
And don't be puttin' those wildies in between your knees.
And don't make them funny signs like trying to tip off your hand
Just talk American - Big so's I can understand.
And don't be takin' off the bottom, cause I've you before - that's rough!
This is the game, Five, Five - then halt, that's enough.
When you bet, let's see them Reds and Blues, I don't like it when you shy.
If you run out of gas - go get pumped up, I be here by & by.
Pass them pasteboards for me to shuffle every time you deal - let me ripple.
Anything's wrong, I see.
I mean you ain't play this game now according to Mr. Hoyle,
You're to play this game according to me.
Henry, if you break the seal on them new set of Bicycles - go on from here....Yeah, Yeah, Yeah.

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