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Bill Jackson was a old dub,
Who joined the Darktown Club
But cursed the day he told he would join.
His used to go like it had wings
If he held Queens, had Kings
And each night he contribute all his coins.
He said I'm going to play em tonight
No bobtail flush is gonna me bite
I get's in, my hands going to be a peach.
So he played em tight, but his pile
And Bill got after a while
So he rose, got up, and this speech.

He - Now you all see this brand new razor
I've had it sharpened just
And I'm comin''- in my own rules
That you follow as you play.
Now keep boney hands on the table when you deal'em please
And don't be slipp'en any aces down there in between knees.
And don't make any of them funny like your trying to tip off your hand
talk in American, boy American - so's I can understand.
And don't be dealing off the bottom, cause Oh! that's
Just Five, Five - then stop, that's enough.
Now when you bet, put up chips, cause I don't like it when you shy.
If you get - go get some, cause I won't be here by & by.
Pass them cards for me to shuffle every before you deal
Then if anything wrong, I see.
Cause you ain't going to this game according to Mr. Hoyle,
You're going to play this here game to me.

Now sitting there at that there clan
There chanced to be a one man
And Bill kept watching from the of his eye.
If ol' would deal'em then
It would have cost Bill another five or ten.
So he rose, looked all around and a sigh,
He said 'Lord' he - but it's an awful shame,
But there's someone in this here game
Of course it do for me to name the guy.
So I'll refrain mentioning the party's name
But if I catch him cheating once again
I'm gonna take my fist and close that eye.

Now you all see this new razor
I've had it sharpened just today
I'm in with my own rules
That you must follow you play. - Egad
Keep your up there when you deal'em please
And don't be puttin' wildies slip in between your knees.
And don't make them funny signs like your to tip off your hand
Just American - Big A-A-A so's I can understand.
And don't be takin' off the bottom, cause told you before - that's rough!
This is the Army game, Five, Five - then halt, enough.
When you bet, let's see them Reds and Blues, I don't like it when you shy.
If you run out of gas - go get pumped up, I won't be by & by.
Pass them pasteboards for me to shuffle every before you deal - let me ripple.
Anything's wrong, I see.
I you ain't gonna play this game now according to Mr. Hoyle,
You're going to play game according to me.
Henry, if you break the seal on them new set of Bicycles - go on from here....Yeah, Yeah, Yeah.

by Gerald Loban