Luyện nghe bài hát Darktown Poker Club

Bill was a poor old dub,
Who joined the Darktown Poker
But the day he told them he would join.
His money to go like it had wings
If he held Queens, someone had
And night he would contribute all his coins.
He said I'm to play em tight tonight
No bobtail flush is make me bite
When I get's in, my going to be a peach.
So he played em tight, but lost his
And got peevish after a while
So he rose, got up, and this speech.

He said - Now you all see this new razor
had it sharpened just today
And I'm comin''- in my own rules
you must follow as you play.
Now keep them boney hands on the when you deal'em please
And don't be slipp'en any aces down there in between knees.
And don't make any of funny signs like your trying to tip off your hand
Just talk in American, boy American - I can understand.
And don't be dealing off the bottom, cause Oh! rough
Just Five, Five - then stop, that's enough.
Now when you bet, put up them chips, cause I don't like it you shy.
If you get busted - go get some, I won't be here by & by.
Pass them cards for me to shuffle time before you deal
Then if anything wrong, I see.
Cause you ain't going to play game according to Mr. Hoyle,
You're going to play this here according to me.

Now right there at that there clan
There to be a one eyed man
And Bill kept watching the corner of his eye.
If ol' would deal'em then
It would cost that Bill another five or ten.
So he rose, looked all and with a sigh,
He said 'Lord' he - but it's an awful shame,
But there's someone cheating in here game
Of course it don't do for me to the guy.
So I'll refrain mentioning the party's name
But if I catch him cheating just again
I'm gonna take my and close that other eye.

Now you all see this new razor
Well had it sharpened just today
I'm comin' in with my own
That you follow when you play. - Egad
Keep your hands up there when you please
And don't be puttin' those wildies slip in between knees.
And don't make them funny signs like your to tip off your hand
Just American - Big A-A-A so's I can understand.
And don't be takin' off the bottom, cause I've you before - that's rough!
This is the Army game, Five, Five - halt, that's enough.
you bet, let's see them Reds and Blues, cause I don't like it when you shy.
If you run out of gas - go get up, I won't be here by & by.
Pass them pasteboards for me to shuffle every time before you - let me ripple.
Anything's wrong, I see.
I you ain't gonna play this game now according to Mr. Hoyle,
going to play this game according to me.
Henry, if you break the seal on new set of Bicycles - we'll go on from here....Yeah, Yeah, Yeah.

by Gerald Loban