Luyện nghe bài hát Dancin' And Pantsin'

When I was a man
I like to dance, I was shy
I'd stand the wall all night
I'd take a chance, so afraid

I wouldn't get on dance floor
Unless I was really drunk, 10
But I found a place where the hang out
And taught me how to funk

nasty, it ain't too far away
It's just on the edge of town,
But be ready you get there
'Cause these don't fuck around

You can, rub your belly Liza Minelli
Covered in jelly, gonna rub your belly
Jiggle your droopy balls with Lou Rawis
Bounce off the walls, then jiggle them droopy

Grind your hips with the blond guy CHIPS
your lips
Stroke it clean with Sheen
fucking obscene

Clench your ass-cheeks
With grandma Betty White
You'll see the light your sphincter's tight

If you know how to move
Just the groove
And dance, like you just your pants

Spin a little girl
With cross-dressing Berle
give it a whirl
Pretend you're a girl

Wave that juicy with legendary Al Pacino
Wave your weeno, even obsceno
Knock a drink with Colonel Klink
in the sink

Bounce your with Omar Sharif
What a
the disco bell with ice cream wizard Tommy Carvel
Tommy Carvel gonna make your dink

Then spew all over the
With Mr. Goldblum
And dance, like you just your pants

Mr. Belvedere, fatty,
Finger in his own
King, basketball, basketball
Showing off his

Swimming Mark
Mustache,
Playing with his hairy
Big Earl Weaver, Tommy
Both of them got the boogie

You can, do the with seven-footer Billy Russell
Do the fucking hustle, jerking your love
Shake your big, round ass with the of Mama Cass
Blast from the past, the ghost of Cass

Dry-hump the floor with Tyler-Moore
Pump it
Squeeze your like baldy Mr. Whipple
some Ripple

Give it a hearty
With TV great Tayback
you give it a whack
Don't hurt the

So if the thought of grooving is bringing you
Come to the place in town
The stars will show you how to
And dance, you just shit your pants