When I was a man I didn't to dance, I was shy I'd against the wall all night I'd take a chance, so afraid
I wouldn't get on that floor Unless I was drunk, 10 shots But I a place where the stars hang out And taught me how to funk
Real nasty, it ain't too far just on the edge of town, nearby But be when you get there 'Cause these folks fuck around
You can, rub belly with Liza Minelli Covered in jelly, you're gonna rub your Jiggle your balls with singin' Lou Rawis off the walls, then jiggle them droopy balls
Grind your hips the blond guy from CHIPS Lick lips Stroke it with Martin Sheen It's obscene
Clench your tight With sexy Betty White see the light when your sphincter's tight
If you don't how to move feel the groove And dance, like you just shit pants
like a little girl With Milton Berle Just it a whirl you're a little girl
Wave that juicy weeno with Al Pacino your weeno, even more obsceno Knock back a with Colonel Klink in the sink
Bounce your with Omar Sharif What a Ring the disco bell with ice cream Tommy Carvel Tommy Carvel gonna your dink swell
Then spew all the room With Mr. Jeffery And dance, like you just your pants
Mr. Belvedere, fatty, in his own rear Bernard King, basketball, Showing off his
Mark Spitz Mustache, Playing his hairy tits Big Earl Weaver, Seaver Both of got the boogie fever
You can, do the hustle with seven-footer Russell Do the fucking hustle, your love muscle Shake your big, round ass with the of Mama Cass Blast from the past, the ghost of Cass
Dry-hump the with Mary Tyler-Moore Pump it your nipple like baldy Mr. Whipple Drink Ripple
Give it a hearty With TV great Victor When you it a whack Don't the nut-sack
So if the of grooving is bringing you down Come to the funkiest place in The stars show you how to move And dance, you just shit your pants