Luyện nghe bài hát Dancin' And Pantsin'

When I was a man
I like to dance, I was shy
I'd stand the wall all night
I'd never take a chance, so

I wouldn't get on dance floor
Unless I was drunk, 10 shots
But I found a where the stars hang out
And they me how to funk

Real nasty, it ain't too far
just on the edge of town, nearby
But be when you get there
these folks don't fuck around

You can, rub your belly with Liza
Covered in jelly, you're rub your belly
Jiggle your balls with singin' Lou Rawis
Bounce off the walls, then jiggle droopy balls

Grind your hips the blond guy from CHIPS
Lick your
Stroke it with Martin Sheen
It's fucking

Clench ass-cheeks tight
With grandma Betty White
You'll see the light when sphincter's tight

If you don't know how to
Just the groove
And dance, like you shit your pants

like a little girl
With Milton Berle
Just give it a
Pretend a little girl

Wave that juicy weeno with legendary Al
Wave your weeno, more obsceno
Knock back a drink with Colonel
Piss in the

Bounce your beef Omar Sharif
What a
Ring the disco bell with ice cream wizard Tommy
Tommy Carvel gonna make your dink

Then all over the room
With Mr. Goldblum
And dance, like you shit your pants

Mr. Belvedere, fatty,
in his own rear
Bernard King, basketball,
off his ding-a-ling

Swimming Mark
Mustache,
Playing his hairy tits
Big Earl Weaver, Seaver
Both of them got the boogie

You can, do the hustle with Billy Russell
Do the fucking hustle, jerking your love
Shake your big, round ass the ghost of Mama Cass
Blast from the past, the of Mama Cass

the floor with Mary Tyler-Moore
Pump it
your nipple like baldy Mr. Whipple
Drink Ripple

Give it a whack
With TV great Victor
When you it a whack
Don't hurt the

So if the thought of grooving is you down
Come to the funkiest in town
The stars show you how to move
And dance, like you shit your pants