When I was a man I like to dance, I was shy I'd stand against the wall all I'd never a chance, so afraid
I wouldn't get on that floor I was really drunk, 10 shots But I found a where the stars hang out And taught me how to funk
Real nasty, it ain't too far It's just on the of town, nearby But be ready you get there these folks don't fuck around
You can, rub your belly Liza Minelli Covered in jelly, gonna rub your belly Jiggle your droopy balls with singin' Lou Bounce off the walls, then them droopy balls
Grind your hips with the blond guy from your lips Stroke it with Martin Sheen It's fucking
your ass-cheeks tight With grandma Betty White You'll see the light when your tight
If you don't how to move Just feel the And dance, like you just shit your
Spin a little girl With Milton Berle give it a whirl Pretend you're a little
Wave juicy weeno with legendary Al Pacino your weeno, even more obsceno Knock back a drink Colonel Klink Piss in the
your beef with Omar Sharif What a Ring the disco bell with ice cream wizard Tommy Tommy Carvel gonna make your swell
Then spew all the room With Mr. Goldblum And dance, like you just shit your
Mr. Belvedere, fatty, Finger in his own King, basketball, basketball Showing off his
Mark Spitz Mustache, Playing with his hairy Big Earl Weaver, Tommy Both of them got the fever
You can, do the with seven-footer Billy Russell Do the fucking hustle, jerking your love Shake your big, ass with the ghost of Mama Cass Blast the past, the ghost of Mama Cass
Dry-hump the floor with Mary Pump it Squeeze your nipple baldy Mr. Whipple Drink some
Give it a whack With TV Victor Tayback you give it a whack Don't the nut-sack
So if the of grooving is bringing you down to the funkiest place in town The will show you how to move And dance, like you shit your pants