Luyện nghe bài hát Dancin' And Pantsin'

When I was a man
I didn't to dance, I was shy
I'd stand against the all night
I'd never a chance, so afraid

I wouldn't get on dance floor
Unless I was drunk, 10 shots
But I found a place the stars hang out
And they me how to funk

Real nasty, it ain't too far
just on the edge of town, nearby
But be ready when you get
'Cause folks don't fuck around

You can, rub your belly with Minelli
Covered in jelly, gonna rub your belly
your droopy balls with singin' Lou Rawis
Bounce off the walls, then them droopy balls

Grind your hips with the guy from CHIPS
your lips
Stroke it clean with Sheen
fucking obscene

Clench your tight
sexy grandma Betty White
You'll see the when your sphincter's tight

If you know how to move
Just the groove
And dance, you just shit your pants

Spin a little girl
With cross-dressing Berle
Just give it a
Pretend you're a girl

that juicy weeno with legendary Al Pacino
Wave your weeno, even obsceno
Knock back a with Colonel Klink
Piss in the

your beef with Omar Sharif
What a
Ring the bell with ice cream wizard Tommy Carvel
Carvel gonna make your dink swell

Then all over the room
Mr. Jeffery Goldblum
And dance, like you just shit your

Mr. Belvedere, fatty,
in his own rear
Bernard King, basketball,
off his ding-a-ling

Swimming Spitz
Mustache,
Playing with his hairy
Big Earl Weaver, Tommy
of them got the boogie fever

You can, do the with seven-footer Billy Russell
Do the fucking hustle, jerking love muscle
Shake your big, round ass with the of Mama Cass
from the past, the ghost of Mama Cass

Dry-hump the floor with Mary
it sore
Squeeze your nipple baldy Mr. Whipple
Drink some

Give it a whack
With TV great Tayback
you give it a whack
Don't the nut-sack

So if the of grooving is bringing you down
Come to the funkiest in town
The will show you how to move
And dance, you just shit your pants