Luyện nghe bài hát Dancin' And Pantsin'

When I was a man
I didn't to dance, I was shy
I'd stand against the wall all
I'd never take a chance, so

I get on that dance floor
I was really drunk, 10 shots
But I found a place where the stars out
And they me how to funk

Real nasty, it ain't too far
It's just on the of town, nearby
But be ready when you get
'Cause folks don't fuck around

You can, rub belly with Liza Minelli
in jelly, you're gonna rub your belly
Jiggle your droopy balls with Lou Rawis
Bounce off the walls, then them droopy balls

Grind your hips with the blond guy CHIPS
Lick lips
Stroke it clean Martin Sheen
fucking obscene

Clench your tight
With sexy Betty White
You'll see the light when sphincter's tight

If you don't how to move
Just feel the
And dance, like you just shit pants

Spin like a girl
cross-dressing Milton Berle
Just it a whirl
Pretend you're a girl

that juicy weeno with legendary Al Pacino
Wave your weeno, even more
Knock back a drink Colonel Klink
in the sink

Bounce your beef Omar Sharif
What a
Ring the bell with ice cream wizard Tommy Carvel
Tommy gonna make your dink swell

Then spew all over the
Mr. Jeffery Goldblum
And dance, like you just shit your

Mr. Belvedere, fatty,
Finger in his own
King, basketball, basketball
Showing off his

Swimming Mark
Mustache,
Playing his hairy tits
Big Earl Weaver, Tommy
Both of them got the boogie

You can, do the with seven-footer Billy Russell
Do the fucking hustle, jerking your muscle
Shake your big, round ass with the ghost of Cass
Blast from the past, the of Mama Cass

Dry-hump the with Mary Tyler-Moore
it sore
Squeeze your like baldy Mr. Whipple
Drink some

it a hearty whack
With TV Victor Tayback
When you give it a
hurt the nut-sack

So if the thought of grooving is you down
Come to the place in town
The stars will show you how to
And dance, like you just shit pants