When I was a man I didn't to dance, I was shy I'd stand against the wall all I'd take a chance, so afraid
I wouldn't get on that floor Unless I was drunk, 10 shots But I found a place where the stars out And they taught me how to
Real nasty, it too far away It's just on the edge of town, But be ready when you get 'Cause these folks don't fuck
You can, rub your belly with Liza Covered in jelly, gonna rub your belly Jiggle your droopy balls with Lou Rawis off the walls, then jiggle them droopy balls
Grind hips with the blond guy from CHIPS Lick lips Stroke it with Martin Sheen It's fucking
Clench your ass-cheeks With sexy grandma White You'll see the light your sphincter's tight
If you don't how to move feel the groove And dance, like you just your pants
Spin like a little cross-dressing Milton Berle Just give it a you're a little girl
Wave that weeno with legendary Al Pacino Wave your weeno, even obsceno Knock back a drink with Klink Piss in the
Bounce your beef Omar Sharif a relief Ring the disco bell ice cream wizard Tommy Carvel Carvel gonna make your dink swell
Then spew all the room With Mr. Jeffery And dance, like you shit your pants
Mr. Belvedere, fatty, Finger in his own King, basketball, basketball Showing off his
Mark Spitz Mustache, Playing his hairy tits Big Earl Weaver, Seaver Both of them got the fever
You can, do the hustle with Billy Russell Do the hustle, jerking your love muscle Shake your big, round ass with the ghost of Cass Blast the past, the ghost of Mama Cass
the floor with Mary Tyler-Moore Pump it Squeeze your nipple like Mr. Whipple some Ripple
Give it a whack With TV great Victor When you give it a Don't the nut-sack
So if the thought of grooving is you down Come to the funkiest in town The stars will you how to move And dance, like you just shit pants