When I was a man I like to dance, I was shy I'd stand against the wall all I'd never take a chance, so
I wouldn't get on dance floor Unless I was really drunk, 10 But I found a where the stars hang out And they taught me how to
Real nasty, it too far away just on the edge of town, nearby But be ready you get there 'Cause folks don't fuck around
You can, rub your belly with Minelli Covered in jelly, you're gonna rub your Jiggle your droopy balls singin' Lou Rawis Bounce off the walls, then jiggle droopy balls
Grind hips with the blond guy from CHIPS your lips Stroke it clean with Sheen It's obscene
Clench ass-cheeks tight With sexy grandma White You'll see the when your sphincter's tight
If you don't how to move Just feel the And dance, like you just shit your
Spin like a little With cross-dressing Berle Just give it a Pretend a little girl
Wave that juicy weeno legendary Al Pacino Wave weeno, even more obsceno Knock back a drink with Colonel in the sink
Bounce your beef with Omar What a Ring the disco bell ice cream wizard Tommy Carvel Tommy Carvel gonna make your dink
Then spew all the room Mr. Jeffery Goldblum And dance, like you just shit your
Mr. Belvedere, fatty, in his own rear Bernard King, basketball, Showing off his
Swimming Spitz Mustache, Playing with his hairy Big Earl Weaver, Seaver Both of them got the boogie
You can, do the hustle with Billy Russell Do the hustle, jerking your love muscle Shake your big, ass with the ghost of Mama Cass Blast from the past, the ghost of Mama
the floor with Mary Tyler-Moore Pump it Squeeze your nipple like baldy Mr. some Ripple
Give it a whack With TV great Tayback When you give it a Don't the nut-sack
So if the thought of is bringing you down Come to the place in town The stars will you how to move And dance, like you just shit your