Luyện nghe bài hát Dancin' And Pantsin'

When I was a man
I didn't to dance, I was shy
I'd stand against the all night
I'd never take a chance, so

I get on that dance floor
Unless I was really drunk, 10
But I found a place where the stars out
And they me how to funk

Real nasty, it too far away
It's just on the edge of town,
But be ready when you get
'Cause these folks don't around

You can, rub your belly Liza Minelli
Covered in jelly, you're rub your belly
Jiggle your droopy balls singin' Lou Rawis
off the walls, then jiggle them droopy balls

Grind hips with the blond guy from CHIPS
Lick lips
Stroke it clean with Martin
It's fucking

Clench ass-cheeks tight
With sexy grandma White
You'll see the light when sphincter's tight

If you know how to move
Just the groove
And dance, you just shit your pants

Spin like a girl
cross-dressing Milton Berle
Just it a whirl
Pretend you're a little

that juicy weeno with legendary Al Pacino
Wave your weeno, more obsceno
back a drink with Colonel Klink
Piss in the

Bounce your beef Omar Sharif
a relief
Ring the disco bell ice cream wizard Tommy Carvel
Tommy Carvel gonna make your swell

spew all over the room
With Mr. Jeffery
And dance, like you just shit pants

Mr. Belvedere, fatty,
Finger in his own
King, basketball, basketball
Showing off his

Swimming Mark
Mustache,
Playing with his tits
Big Earl Weaver, Seaver
Both of them got the fever

You can, do the hustle with seven-footer Russell
Do the fucking hustle, jerking your love
your big, round ass with the ghost of Mama Cass
Blast from the past, the of Mama Cass

Dry-hump the with Mary Tyler-Moore
Pump it
Squeeze your nipple baldy Mr. Whipple
Drink Ripple

Give it a whack
With TV great Victor
you give it a whack
Don't the nut-sack

So if the thought of grooving is bringing you
Come to the funkiest place in
The stars will show you how to
And dance, like you just shit pants