Luyện nghe bài hát Dancin' And Pantsin'

When I was a man
I didn't to dance, I was shy
I'd against the wall all night
I'd never take a chance, so

I wouldn't get on that floor
Unless I was really drunk, 10
But I found a where the stars hang out
And taught me how to funk

nasty, it ain't too far away
It's just on the of town, nearby
But be ready you get there
'Cause these folks don't fuck

You can, rub your belly with Minelli
Covered in jelly, you're gonna rub your
Jiggle your droopy with singin' Lou Rawis
Bounce off the walls, then jiggle droopy balls

your hips with the blond guy from CHIPS
Lick lips
it clean with Martin Sheen
It's obscene

Clench your ass-cheeks
sexy grandma Betty White
You'll see the light when your sphincter's

If you don't know how to
Just the groove
And dance, like you just your pants

Spin a little girl
With cross-dressing Milton
give it a whirl
Pretend you're a girl

Wave that juicy weeno with legendary Al
Wave your weeno, even more
Knock a drink with Colonel Klink
in the sink

Bounce your beef with Sharif
What a
the disco bell with ice cream wizard Tommy Carvel
Tommy Carvel make your dink swell

Then spew all over the
With Mr. Jeffery
And dance, like you shit your pants

Mr. Belvedere, fatty,
in his own rear
Bernard King, basketball,
Showing off his

Swimming Spitz
Mustache,
Playing with his tits
Big Weaver, Tommy Seaver
Both of them got the boogie

You can, do the hustle with seven-footer Billy
Do the fucking hustle, your love muscle
Shake your big, round ass with the ghost of Mama
Blast from the past, the ghost of Mama

Dry-hump the with Mary Tyler-Moore
Pump it
Squeeze your nipple baldy Mr. Whipple
Drink Ripple

Give it a hearty
With TV great Victor
When you give it a
Don't the nut-sack

So if the thought of grooving is bringing you
to the funkiest place in town
The will show you how to move
And dance, like you just shit pants