Luyện nghe bài hát Dancin' And Pantsin'

When I was a man
I didn't to dance, I was shy
I'd against the wall all night
I'd take a chance, so afraid

I wouldn't get on that dance
Unless I was drunk, 10 shots
But I found a place the stars hang out
And they taught me how to

Real nasty, it too far away
It's just on the edge of town,
But be ready you get there
'Cause folks don't fuck around

You can, rub your with Liza Minelli
Covered in jelly, you're gonna rub your
Jiggle your droopy balls with singin' Lou
Bounce off the walls, then them droopy balls

Grind hips with the blond guy from CHIPS
your lips
Stroke it with Martin Sheen
It's obscene

Clench ass-cheeks tight
With sexy grandma Betty
You'll see the light when sphincter's tight

If you don't know how to
Just feel the
And dance, like you just shit your

Spin like a girl
cross-dressing Milton Berle
Just give it a
Pretend you're a little

Wave that juicy with legendary Al Pacino
Wave your weeno, more obsceno
back a drink with Colonel Klink
Piss in the

Bounce your with Omar Sharif
a relief
Ring the disco bell with ice cream wizard Carvel
Carvel gonna make your dink swell

Then all over the room
Mr. Jeffery Goldblum
And dance, like you just shit your

Mr. Belvedere, fatty,
Finger in his own
King, basketball, basketball
Showing off his

Mark Spitz
Mustache,
with his hairy tits
Big Earl Weaver, Tommy
Both of got the boogie fever

You can, do the hustle with seven-footer Billy
Do the fucking hustle, jerking your love
Shake your big, round ass with the ghost of Cass
Blast from the past, the ghost of Mama

Dry-hump the floor Mary Tyler-Moore
Pump it
Squeeze your nipple like baldy Mr.
some Ripple

Give it a whack
With TV Victor Tayback
you give it a whack
Don't hurt the

So if the of grooving is bringing you down
to the funkiest place in town
The stars will you how to move
And dance, like you shit your pants