When I was a man I like to dance, I was shy I'd stand against the all night I'd never a chance, so afraid
I wouldn't get on that dance Unless I was really drunk, 10 But I found a place where the stars out And they taught me how to
nasty, it ain't too far away It's just on the edge of town, But be ready you get there 'Cause these folks fuck around
You can, rub your belly Liza Minelli Covered in jelly, you're rub your belly Jiggle your balls with singin' Lou Rawis off the walls, then jiggle them droopy balls
Grind your hips with the guy from CHIPS Lick your Stroke it clean Martin Sheen It's fucking
Clench ass-cheeks tight With sexy grandma White You'll see the light when your sphincter's
If you don't know how to Just the groove And dance, like you just your pants
Spin like a little With cross-dressing Milton Just give it a Pretend you're a little
Wave that juicy weeno with Al Pacino Wave your weeno, more obsceno Knock back a with Colonel Klink Piss in the
Bounce your beef Omar Sharif What a Ring the disco bell ice cream wizard Tommy Carvel Tommy Carvel gonna make dink swell
Then spew all over the Mr. Jeffery Goldblum And dance, like you just shit pants
Mr. Belvedere, fatty, Finger in his own King, basketball, basketball Showing off his
Swimming Mark Mustache, with his hairy tits Big Earl Weaver, Tommy of them got the boogie fever
You can, do the hustle with seven-footer Russell Do the fucking hustle, jerking love muscle Shake your big, round ass with the ghost of Mama Blast from the past, the of Mama Cass
Dry-hump the with Mary Tyler-Moore it sore Squeeze your nipple like baldy Mr. Drink Ripple
Give it a whack TV great Victor Tayback When you it a whack hurt the nut-sack
So if the thought of is bringing you down to the funkiest place in town The stars will show you how to And dance, like you shit your pants