Luyện nghe bài hát Dancin' And Pantsin'

When I was a man
I like to dance, I was shy
I'd against the wall all night
I'd never a chance, so afraid

I wouldn't get on dance floor
Unless I was drunk, 10 shots
But I found a place the stars hang out
And taught me how to funk

Real nasty, it too far away
just on the edge of town, nearby
But be ready you get there
'Cause these don't fuck around

You can, rub your belly with Minelli
Covered in jelly, you're gonna rub belly
Jiggle your droopy balls with Lou Rawis
off the walls, then jiggle them droopy balls

Grind your hips with the guy from CHIPS
your lips
Stroke it clean with Sheen
It's fucking

Clench ass-cheeks tight
With sexy Betty White
see the light when your sphincter's tight

If you know how to move
feel the groove
And dance, you just shit your pants

Spin a little girl
With cross-dressing Milton
Just it a whirl
you're a little girl

Wave that juicy weeno with Al Pacino
Wave weeno, even more obsceno
back a drink with Colonel Klink
Piss in the

Bounce your beef with Omar
What a
Ring the disco bell with ice cream Tommy Carvel
Tommy Carvel gonna your dink swell

Then spew all the room
Mr. Jeffery Goldblum
And dance, like you just shit pants

Mr. Belvedere, fatty,
Finger in his own
Bernard King, basketball,
off his ding-a-ling

Swimming Mark
Mustache,
with his hairy tits
Big Weaver, Tommy Seaver
Both of them got the boogie

You can, do the with seven-footer Billy Russell
Do the fucking hustle, jerking love muscle
Shake your big, round ass with the ghost of Mama
from the past, the ghost of Mama Cass

Dry-hump the floor with Mary
it sore
Squeeze your nipple like Mr. Whipple
Drink Ripple

Give it a whack
With TV great Tayback
When you give it a
Don't the nut-sack

So if the thought of grooving is bringing you
Come to the funkiest in town
The stars show you how to move
And dance, like you shit your pants