Luyện nghe bài hát D&D (2005 Bonus Version)

[00:04]Harmonica.
harmonica.

[00:16]I got my sided die and I'm ready to roll with a wizard and my goblin crew.
[00:22]My friends are coming over to my mom's basement bringing Funyuns and the Dew.
got a big broad sword made outta cardboard and that stereos a pumpin zeppelin. (dazed and confused)
[00:33]It's that time of the night, we turn on the light, let the dungeons and the dragons begin!

D and D!!
[00:42]Fighting the legends of yore.
D and D!!
[00:48]Never kissed a before. Nope, I said it, WOOO!
[00:51]C'mon you gonna bring the thunder? I'll bring the fuckin thunder, c'mon bring the thunder, lets go! Aww that's nice.
don't you bring some thunder mother fucker. Bring some thunder, alright!

[01:02]Now the lord of the rings the dark crystal and things, we use as a reference tool.
[01:08]And when we put on our and tell warlock jokes, we're the coolest kids in the school!
we're not. I know.

[01:17]Now Teich's a real bastard, but a fair dungeon master, got hitpoints and charisma to lend.
[01:22]And I rehearse in my room or what I call the dragon's when I'm not out with my girlfriend!
D and D!
[01:29]Wait wait wait, Teich, c'mon. I'm sorry. Woah hey wait, I'm sorry. Hold on gimme one second.
[01:34]Dude on, seriously. What?!
got a fuckin...girlfriend? Dungeon master!
[01:49]That's kind of a dick to say.

D and D!!
[01:55]Summoning the of hell.
D and D!!
[02:00]When our shift at the taco bell. Gordita! Chalupa!

[02:20]Well my medieval brother, there's room for another, would you care to take a roll of the die?
[02:25]You make me weep, you think that you can keep up with a warrior as mighty as I?
[02:31]See in mortal danger, I'm a first class ranger who's half gargoyle and half elf.
[02:37]And if that doesn't scare ya maybe I beware ya what lurks within my gaming shelf.
[02:43]Next to my high annual lies my monster manual, and my customized dungeon master screen.
[02:49]I've got treasures and on my graph paper maps, next to my three inch solid pewter figurines.
[02:55]So if you think you got the balls, bring on your dungeon calls, I'll be protected by my robe of destruction.
[03:01]And I will leave you both in tears I'm the dungeon master here and you two are in need of some instruction.

D and D!!
who terrify.
D and D!!!!!!!
[03:23]Virgins, the day.....
[03:30]We..................................
oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh ohh oh
[03:47]Do it, oh oh ohh oh {note:oh's New Kids on the Block song}

[03:50]NO, NO, NO, NO! NO!

[03:56]One,Two you
[03:57]DIE!!!!!
you everybody!