Luyện nghe bài hát D&D (2005 Bonus Version)

[00:04]Harmonica.
harmonica.

[00:16]I got my twelve die and I'm ready to roll with a wizard and my goblin crew.
friends are coming over to my mom's basement bringing Funyuns and the Mountain Dew.
[00:27]I got a big broad made outta cardboard and that stereos a pumpin zeppelin. (dazed and confused)
that time of the night, we turn on the black light, let the dungeons and the dragons begin!

D and D!!
[00:42]Fighting with the of yore.
D and D!!
[00:48]Never kissed a before. Nope, I said it, WOOO!
[00:51]C'mon you gonna bring the thunder? bring the fuckin thunder, c'mon bring the thunder, c'mon lets go! Aww that's nice.
[00:57]Why don't you bring thunder mother fucker. Bring some thunder, alright!

[01:02]Now the lord of the rings the dark and things, we use these as a reference tool.
[01:08]And when we put on our cloaks and tell jokes, we're the coolest kids in the school!
we're not. I know.

[01:17]Now Teich's a bastard, but a fair dungeon master, he's got hitpoints and charisma to lend.
[01:22]And I rehearse in my room or what I call the dragon's tomb I'm not out with my girlfriend!
D and D!
[01:29]Wait wait wait, Teich, c'mon. I'm sorry. hey wait, I'm sorry. Hold on gimme one second. What?
[01:34]Dude on, seriously. What?!
[01:42]You've got a fuckin...girlfriend? master!
[01:49]That's of a dick thing to say.

D and D!!
[01:55]Summoning the of hell.
D and D!!
[02:00]When our ends at the taco bell. Gordita! Chalupa!

[02:20]Well my brother, there's room here for another, would you care to take a roll of the die?
guys make me weep, you think that you can keep up with a warrior as mighty as I?
[02:31]See you're in mortal danger, I'm a first class ranger half gargoyle and half elf.
[02:37]And if that doesn't scare ya maybe I should beware ya what lurks my gaming shelf.
[02:43]Next to my junior high annual lies my manual, and my customized dungeon master screen.
[02:49]I've got treasures and traps on my graph paper maps, next to my three solid pewter figurines.
[02:55]So if you think you got the balls, bring on your dungeon calls, I'll be protected by my robe of destruction.
[03:01]And I will leave you both in tears cause I'm the dungeon master here and you two are in of some instruction.

D and D!!
who terrify.
D and D!!!!!!!
[03:23]Virgins, the day.....
[03:30]We..................................
oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh ohh oh
[03:47]Do it, oh oh ohh oh {note:oh's New Kids on the Block song}

[03:50]NO, NO, NO, NO! NO!

[03:56]One,Two you
[03:57]DIE!!!!!
you everybody!