Luyện nghe bài hát D&D (2005 Bonus Version)

[00:04]Harmonica.
harmonica.

[00:16]I got my twelve sided die and I'm ready to roll a wizard and my goblin crew.
[00:22]My friends are coming over to my mom's basement Funyuns and the Mountain Dew.
[00:27]I got a big broad made outta cardboard and that stereos a pumpin zeppelin. (dazed and confused)
[00:33]It's that of the night, we turn on the black light, let the dungeons and the dragons begin!

D and D!!
[00:42]Fighting with the of yore.
D and D!!
[00:48]Never kissed a before. Nope, I said it, WOOO!
[00:51]C'mon you gonna bring the thunder? I'll bring the fuckin thunder, c'mon bring the thunder, c'mon go! Aww that's nice.
[00:57]Why don't you bring some thunder fucker. Bring some thunder, alright!

the lord of the rings the dark crystal and things, we use these as a reference tool.
[01:08]And when we put on our cloaks and tell warlock jokes, we're the coolest in the school!
[01:15]No not. I know.

[01:17]Now Teich's a real bastard, but a fair dungeon master, got hitpoints and charisma to lend.
I rehearse in my room or what I call the dragon's tomb when I'm not out with my girlfriend!
D and D!
[01:29]Wait wait, Teich, c'mon. I'm sorry. Woah hey wait, I'm sorry. Hold on gimme one second. What?
[01:34]Dude on, seriously. What?!
got a fuckin...girlfriend? Dungeon master!
[01:49]That's kind of a thing to say.

D and D!!
[01:55]Summoning the of hell.
D and D!!
[02:00]When our shift ends at the bell. Gordita! Chalupa!

[02:20]Well my medieval brother, there's room here for another, you care to take a roll of the die?
guys make me weep, you think that you can keep up with a warrior as mighty as I?
[02:31]See you're in danger, I'm a first class ranger who's half gargoyle and half elf.
[02:37]And if that doesn't scare ya maybe I should beware ya lurks within my gaming shelf.
[02:43]Next to my junior high annual lies my manual, and my customized dungeon master screen.
got treasures and traps on my graph paper maps, next to my three inch solid pewter figurines.
[02:55]So if you think you got the balls, bring on your dungeon calls, I'll be protected by my robe of destruction.
[03:01]And I will you both in tears cause I'm the dungeon master here and you two are in need of some instruction.

D and D!!
who terrify.
D and D!!!!!!!
[03:23]Virgins, the day.....
[03:30]We..................................
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[03:47]Do it, oh oh ohh oh from New Kids on the Block song}

[03:50]NO, NO, NO, NO! NO!

[03:56]One,Two you
[03:57]DIE!!!!!
you everybody!