Back in the day people used to get up To play (2x) Back in the day people used to get up Back in the day used to get dressed up in the day people used to get dressed up To croquet (croquet, croquet)
Yo, red, orange, yellow, green, and black This game's gonna me a heart attack Ya got singles, doubles, and licks Do what ever ya want, just pick stick!
My is Rick O'Shea And I play in the day, I say toodle-oo to you! See, I am the rover, God gave me 4 leaf clover Hey wicket, Get stick, Gonna rob the courts, rob the courts!
in the day people used to get dressed up To croquet (they played!) Back in the day people to get dressed up To play (oh, it to me now!) Back in the day people to get dressed up in the day people used to get dressed up Back in the day people to get dressed up To croquet (croquet, croquet)
I'm DJ Wickett and I the court Lies for me, ya hear sport Put 'em through the holes, yeah I got my up! This is a croquet hold-up! My swing is sweeter than a fat donut!
in the day people used to get dressed up To play (2x) Back in the day used to get dressed up Back in the day people used to get up in the day people used to get dressed up To play
Excuse me -- I'm Roquet, I'm off cream I my stroke from the queen I've known lots of off the green So put pounds & your bucks on me I'm second only to B 1st come 1st serve the losers I'm gonna wipe point thing clean I'm talkin' YOU, I'm talkin' YOU, DJ! (no way!)
in the day people used to get dressed up To play (oh yeah) Back in the day people to get dressed up To play (is the here?) Back in the day people to get dressed up Back in the day people used to get up Back in the day people used to get up To play (croquet, croquet, croquet!)
One, two, three, four, six seven eight nine Do it in order, or lose time, sport is wicked rhyme Hate to it to you but this court is MINE. (it's mine it's mine mine)
When you over, to take the pucks All you punks can kiss our butts! (2x)
in the day, back in the day...