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Yo, red, orange, yellow, green, blue and This game's give me a heart attack Ya got singles, doubles, and licks Do what ever ya want, just pick stick!
My is Rick O'Shea And I play in the day, I say toodle-oo to you! See, I am the rover, God me like 4 leaf clover Hey wicket, Get stick, rob the courts, gonna rob the courts!
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I'm DJ Wickett and I rule the Lies for me, ya hear sport Put 'em through the holes, I got my ho's Watch up! This is a hold-up! My swing is than a fat jelly donut!
Back in the day people to get dressed up To play (2x) Back in the day people to get dressed up Back in the day people to get dressed up Back in the day used to get dressed up To croquet
me -- I'm Roxie Roquet, I'm off cream I inhereted my from the queen I've lots of blokes off the green So put your pounds & your on me I'm second to capital B 1st come 1st serve the losers I'm wipe this point thing clean I'm talkin' YOU, I'm talkin' YOU, DJ! (no way!)
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One, two, three, four, five six seven eight Do it in order, or lose time, Wicket sport is wicked Hate to break it to you but court is MINE. (it's mine it's it's mine)
When you bend over, to take the All you fuckin' punks can our butts! (2x)
Back in the day, in the day...