Back in the day used to get dressed up To croquet (2x) in the day people used to get dressed up Back in the day used to get dressed up Back in the day people to get dressed up To croquet (croquet, croquet)
Yo, red, orange, yellow, green, blue and game's gonna give me a heart attack Ya got singles, doubles, and triple Do what ya want, just pick your stick!
My name is Rick And I play in the day, I say toodle-oo to you! See, I am the rover, God gave me like 4 leaf Hey wicket, Get stick, rob the courts, gonna rob the courts!
Back in the day people to get dressed up To croquet (they played!) Back in the day people used to get up To play (oh, it to me now!) Back in the day people used to get up Back in the day used to get dressed up Back in the day people used to get up To play (croquet, croquet)
I'm DJ Wickett and I the court Lies for me, ya hear that Put 'em through the holes, I got my ho's Watch up! is a croquet hold-up! My is sweeter than a fat jelly donut!
Back in the day used to get dressed up To play (2x) Back in the day used to get dressed up Back in the day used to get dressed up in the day people used to get dressed up To croquet
me -- I'm Roxie Roquet, I'm off cream I inhereted my from the queen I've lots of blokes off the green So put your pounds & your on me I'm second only to B 1st 1st serve the losers h'douerves I'm gonna wipe this thing clean I'm bout YOU, I'm bout YOU, DJ! (no way!)
Back in the day people to get dressed up To croquet (oh yeah) Back in the day people used to get up To croquet (is the here?) Back in the day people to get dressed up Back in the day people used to get up Back in the day people to get dressed up To play (croquet, croquet, croquet!)
One, two, three, four, five six seven eight Do it in order, or lose time, sport is wicked rhyme Hate to break it to you but court is MINE. (it's mine mine it's mine)
When you bend over, to take the All you fuckin' can kiss our butts! (2x)
in the day, back in the day...