Back in the day people to get dressed up To play (2x) Back in the day used to get dressed up Back in the day people to get dressed up Back in the day people used to get up To croquet (croquet, croquet)
Yo, red, orange, yellow, green, blue and game's gonna give me a heart attack Ya got singles, doubles, and licks Do what ever ya want, pick your stick!
My name is O'Shea And I blue in the day, I say toodle-oo to you! See, I am the rover, God gave me like 4 clover Hey wicket, Get stick, rob the courts, gonna rob the courts!
Back in the day used to get dressed up To croquet (they played!) Back in the day people used to get up To croquet (oh, it to me now!) Back in the day used to get dressed up Back in the day people to get dressed up in the day people used to get dressed up To play (croquet, croquet)
I'm DJ Wickett and I rule the Lies for me, ya hear sport Put 'em through the holes, yeah I got my Watch up! This is a hold-up! My swing is sweeter a fat jelly donut!
in the day people used to get dressed up To croquet (2x) Back in the day used to get dressed up Back in the day people used to get up in the day people used to get dressed up To croquet
Excuse me -- I'm Roquet, I'm off cream I inhereted my from the queen known lots of blokes off the green So put your & your bucks on me I'm only to capital B 1st come 1st serve the losers I'm gonna wipe this thing clean I'm talkin' YOU, I'm bout YOU, DJ! (no way!)
Back in the day people to get dressed up To play (oh yeah) Back in the day used to get dressed up To play (is the here?) Back in the day used to get dressed up Back in the day people to get dressed up Back in the day people to get dressed up To croquet (croquet, croquet, croquet!)
One, two, three, four, five six seven eight Do it in order, or lose time, sport is wicked rhyme Hate to it to you but this court is MINE. (it's mine it's mine mine)
When you over, to take the pucks All you punks can kiss our butts! (2x)
in the day, back in the day...