Back in the day people to get dressed up To play (2x) Back in the day people to get dressed up Back in the day people used to get up Back in the day people used to get up To play (croquet, croquet)
Yo, red, orange, yellow, green, blue and game's gonna give me a heart attack Ya got singles, doubles, and licks Do ever ya want, just pick your stick!
My name is Rick And I blue Back in the day, I say to you! See, I am the rover, God gave me like 4 leaf Hey wicket, Get stick, rob the courts, gonna rob the courts!
Back in the day people used to get up To croquet (they played!) Back in the day people used to get up To play (oh, it to me now!) Back in the day people used to get up in the day people used to get dressed up Back in the day used to get dressed up To croquet (croquet, croquet)
I'm DJ Wickett and I the court Lies for me, ya that sport Put 'em through the holes, I got my ho's up! This is a croquet hold-up! My is sweeter than a fat jelly donut!
Back in the day people to get dressed up To play (2x) Back in the day people to get dressed up Back in the day people used to get up Back in the day people used to get up To play
Excuse me -- I'm Roxie Roquet, I'm off I inhereted my from the queen I've known of blokes off the green So put your pounds & your on me I'm only to capital B 1st come 1st the losers h'douerves I'm wipe this point thing clean I'm talkin' YOU, I'm bout YOU, DJ! (no way!)
in the day people used to get dressed up To play (oh yeah) Back in the day people used to get up To play (is the here?) Back in the day people used to get up Back in the day used to get dressed up Back in the day people to get dressed up To croquet (croquet, croquet, croquet!)
One, two, three, four, five six eight nine Do it in order, or your time, Wicket is wicked rhyme to break it to you but this court is MINE. (it's mine it's it's mine)
you bend over, to take the pucks All you fuckin' can kiss our butts! (2x)
Back in the day, in the day...