Back in the day people used to get up To play (2x) in the day people used to get dressed up Back in the day used to get dressed up Back in the day people used to get up To play (croquet, croquet)
Yo, red, orange, yellow, green, blue and This game's gonna give me a heart Ya got singles, doubles, and triple Do what ever ya want, just your stick!
My name is O'Shea And I blue Back in the day, I say to you! See, I am the rover, God me like 4 leaf clover Hey wicket, Get stick, Gonna rob the courts, rob the courts!
in the day people used to get dressed up To croquet (they played!) Back in the day used to get dressed up To croquet (oh, it to me now!) in the day people used to get dressed up Back in the day used to get dressed up in the day people used to get dressed up To play (croquet, croquet)
I'm DJ Wickett and I the court Lies for me, ya hear that Put 'em through the holes, I got my ho's Watch up! This is a hold-up! My swing is than a fat jelly donut!
Back in the day people to get dressed up To croquet (2x) Back in the day used to get dressed up Back in the day people to get dressed up Back in the day used to get dressed up To play
Excuse me -- I'm Roquet, I'm off cream I my stroke from the queen I've known of blokes off the green So put pounds & your bucks on me I'm second only to B 1st come 1st the losers h'douerves I'm gonna wipe this thing clean I'm bout YOU, I'm bout YOU, DJ! (no way!)
in the day people used to get dressed up To croquet (oh yeah) in the day people used to get dressed up To play (is the here?) Back in the day used to get dressed up Back in the day people to get dressed up Back in the day people to get dressed up To croquet (croquet, croquet, croquet!)
One, two, three, four, five six seven eight Do it in order, or lose time, sport is wicked rhyme Hate to it to you but this court is MINE. (it's mine it's it's mine)
When you over, to take the pucks All you fuckin' can kiss our butts! (2x)
in the day, back in the day...