Back in the day used to get dressed up To play (2x) Back in the day people used to get up Back in the day people to get dressed up in the day people used to get dressed up To croquet (croquet, croquet)
Yo, red, orange, yellow, green, and black game's gonna give me a heart attack Ya got singles, doubles, and triple Do what ya want, just pick your stick!
My name is O'Shea And I play in the day, I say toodle-oo to you! See, I am the rover, God me like 4 leaf clover Hey wicket, Get stick, Gonna rob the courts, rob the courts!
Back in the day people used to get up To croquet (they played!) in the day people used to get dressed up To play (oh, it to me now!) Back in the day people used to get up in the day people used to get dressed up Back in the day people to get dressed up To play (croquet, croquet)
I'm DJ and I rule the court Lies for me, ya hear sport Put 'em through the holes, yeah I got my Watch up! is a croquet hold-up! My swing is sweeter than a fat donut!
in the day people used to get dressed up To croquet (2x) Back in the day people used to get up Back in the day people used to get up Back in the day people to get dressed up To croquet
Excuse me -- I'm Roquet, I'm off cream I inhereted my stroke the queen I've known lots of blokes off the So put your & your bucks on me I'm second to capital B 1st come 1st the losers h'douerves I'm gonna wipe this point thing I'm bout YOU, I'm talkin' YOU, DJ! (no way!)
Back in the day people to get dressed up To croquet (oh yeah) Back in the day people to get dressed up To croquet (is the here?) Back in the day people used to get up Back in the day people used to get up in the day people used to get dressed up To play (croquet, croquet, croquet!)
One, two, three, four, five six eight nine Do it in order, or lose time, Wicket is wicked rhyme Hate to it to you but this court is MINE. (it's mine it's mine mine)
When you bend over, to take the All you fuckin' can kiss our butts! (2x)
Back in the day, in the day...