Back in the day used to get dressed up To play (2x) Back in the day people used to get up Back in the day people used to get up Back in the day people to get dressed up To play (croquet, croquet)
Yo, red, orange, yellow, green, and black game's gonna give me a heart attack Ya got singles, doubles, and licks Do what ever ya want, just pick stick!
My name is O'Shea And I play in the day, I say toodle-oo to you! See, I am the rover, God me like 4 leaf clover Hey wicket, Get stick, rob the courts, gonna rob the courts!
Back in the day people used to get up To play (they played!) in the day people used to get dressed up To play (oh, it to me now!) in the day people used to get dressed up Back in the day people to get dressed up Back in the day used to get dressed up To play (croquet, croquet)
I'm DJ Wickett and I the court Lies for me, ya hear that Put 'em through the holes, I got my ho's up! This is a croquet hold-up! My swing is sweeter a fat jelly donut!
in the day people used to get dressed up To play (2x) Back in the day people to get dressed up Back in the day people used to get up Back in the day people used to get up To croquet
Excuse me -- I'm Roxie Roquet, I'm off I inhereted my stroke the queen I've lots of blokes off the green So put your pounds & your on me I'm second only to B 1st come 1st serve the losers I'm gonna this point thing clean I'm bout YOU, I'm bout YOU, DJ! (no way!)
Back in the day people used to get up To play (oh yeah) Back in the day people to get dressed up To play (is the here?) Back in the day people to get dressed up Back in the day used to get dressed up Back in the day used to get dressed up To croquet (croquet, croquet, croquet!)
One, two, three, four, five six seven eight Do it in order, or your time, Wicket sport is rhyme to break it to you but this court is MINE. (it's mine mine it's mine)
When you bend over, to the pucks All you fuckin' punks can our butts! (2x)
Back in the day, in the day...